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Two Straws Episode 10: UFC São Paulo Breakdown-ish Type Show
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Nov 6, 2024
The gals Jessica Penne and Angela Hill drag the couch to their favorite açaí truck in São Paulo and talk about stuff, sometimes they talk about UFC Fight Night 137. Cachaça is a hell of a drink. Please like, sub, and check out our sponsor World Bare Knuckle Fighting Federation at: https://bareknucklefightingfederation.com/
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hello and welcome to another episode of
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two straws to shows this is Angela Hill
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I am Jessica penne and tonight we are
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talking about UFC Fight Night 137 minhwa
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vs. santos okay yay
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boot Calle no right no Cathy a and this
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hay and she's hot hell yeah k Melendez
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look her up she's the bomb she is the
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wife of Gilbert Melendez she is a Muay
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Thai pedigree which I like obviously and
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she's very cute so check her out she's
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fighting September 29th on Bellator 206
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and you'll see our little two straws
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patch on our booties
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let's go Kerri yeah also another cool
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thing that happened in a world Tyra
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Woodley the champ dropped a single what
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single I sing away you just dropped a
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song on iTunes featuring Wiz Khalifa
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called i'ma beat yo I think so this is
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the first time that a rapper actually
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got paid in muy Thai lessons to be
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featured on track way the skive is
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actually pretty crazy because we have a
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lot of new faces on this guy like a lot
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of people didn't even have pictures on
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their UFC profile so we're gonna play a
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game what game is that Angela it's
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called two straws one cup and how do you
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play two straws one cup well it's very
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simple
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let's take the first fight for example
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chambers versus Sosa a lot of people
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don't know who souls is I do I had to
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play
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fighting her in Invicta yeah let go
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we're gonna take this picture and guess
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which one is Sosa is it a or b and
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remember if you get it wrong you have to
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take a shot you go right I have to take
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a shot interesting I'm gonna go with B
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nice a listen oh wait oh wait no this is
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Hey look just a little bit out right
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right whoa
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let me just a little Jascha the drink of
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Brazil which one is Andre you'll p'chai
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or pitcher be very similar but I'm gonna
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say a and the answer is hmm Brazil air B
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I'm gonna say B and the answer is B here
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let me pour that for you no it's gonna
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be which one is the Gustus okay well
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Augusto automatically makes me think of
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Willy Willy Wonka and the Chocolate
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Factory it reminds me of a ghostess clue
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from Willy Wonka Chocolate Factory and
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he was a little Pudge ball so I'm gonna
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say be the Pudge ball Oh rude and the
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answer is
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remember that I had it brown lip later
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when I took those pictures yeah
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all right which one is Silva and the
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answer is firing the PA then together
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the college do donations I you know I'm
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drinking a traditional of Brazilian
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drink right now
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and you know before I was a fighter it's
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so funny like the only thing I knew
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about Brazil was kept ringers and
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buttless now that I'm a fighter it's
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like totally different Oh what is it now
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first up in the card we have Alex
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chambers versus Olivia yeah first up in
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the card we have chambers versus soda
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yes fun one
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so a lot of people don't know but I
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fought Sousa to keep my Invicta title um
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so she's a very tough girl she's um you
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know she's gonna be a tough test for her
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chambers if you guys don't know Alex
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chambers was my bunkmate for the
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Ultimate Fighter season 20 so
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I'm running for her yeah I mean it
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doesn't take a rocket scientist to
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figure that out
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I mean we went through like a really
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difficult time like seven and a half
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weeks together like supporting each
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other oh okay so were you in like some
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kind of shuttle or something laughs
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being pulled towards the Sun that's like
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deep space chambers has had a little bit
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of trouble stringing together more than
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a couple wins in the UFC but a lot of
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times she's fighting people who are a
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lot bigger than her so this is an
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interesting fight because Livia is one
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of the smallest draw weights you know
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it's not like a big girl like the last
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one who missed weight by five pounds you
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fought Ashley and yeah a better finale
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who is actually a 125 er and Alex
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chambers is a 105 er this is a huge
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weight discrepancy I'm in the UFC the
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115 division is basically like that
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division where everybody is just kind of
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diving into people are cutting down from
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135 125 their natural 115 oars or
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they're coming up from 105 pounds so
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there's a lot of kind of mismatches in
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the strawweight division yes so this is
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gonna be a good one for chambers because
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she's not really gonna have that size
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deficiency because Soza is a lot smaller
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like she could make 105 as she wanted to
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another fight in the strawberry division
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we have random Marcos versus marina
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Rodriguez yeah we don't really know
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anything about Rodriguez coming into the
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UFC but we do know random Marco's aka
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Quiet Storm Rena Marcos was also a cast
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mate on our season of The Ultimate
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Fighter actually fought her in the
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Ultimate Fighter finale yeah you go
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crush awesome no although I I do respect
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random our coasts quite a bit because
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she is a very tough fighter a very game
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fighter so it's very interesting to see
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her coming in to enemy territory and
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fighting a UFC newcomer so I'm I'm
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anxious and I'm kind of going for
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Marco's because I really know that she
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is a very tough game fighter you know
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it's pretty appropriate that Randa is
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fighting in Brazil because she has that
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red hair and she always stands like this
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you know like Blanca oh yeah this fights
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gonna be electric and in the flyweight
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division we have Mayra Silva versus
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Jillian Roberts another redhead and um
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this fight is gonna be with one of the
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girls from tough from the tough season
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from flyweight division she has very
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good grappling um she's really slick on
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the ground and yeah it should be fun to
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see how she does against a Brazilian who
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are known for their B Jay Jay you should
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have maybe drink some [ __ ] chick
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Alaska so again we have a relatively
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unknown fighter coming in and Jillian
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Roberts is going into enemy territory
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fighting Brazilian on the Brazilian turf
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so it'll be interesting to see um
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hopefully she'll just stick to what she
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does well which is the ground and
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overcome any adversity that comes to her
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is this gonna be like really crazy just
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with all these kind of unknowns coming
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in all these unknown talents they have
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like you know good records most of them
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but you never know who they were
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fighting outside of the UFC so uh lots
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of question marks in this guy definitely
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and you can't deny the the energy the
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atmosphere that that going into enemy
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territory has you just have all of this
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craziness going in there and it can
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definitely mess with you mentally and
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and physically and emotionally so
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definitely I say the Brazilians kind of
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had the upper hand even though we don't
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necessarily know what they have to offer
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yeah des that is really interesting so
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we'll see if Brazil is able to get a
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clean sweep with all this unknown talent
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but you know it's Brazil so not
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everything's clean
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I another cool person who's fighting on
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this card is Ronaldo he pulls at my
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heartstrings
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okay so the first time this guy fought
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in the UFC after he won he got up on the
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mic and said that he had never had a
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birthday and with his winnings he is
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going to give all of the guys all of the
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kids in the favela a birthday party
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because he's never had a birthday and he
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actually fought like on his birthday on
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his bed and I'm not kidding you I got
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teary eyed like yeah seriously so every
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time this guy fights I was reformed no
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matter what hey let's go to nada and one
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of the fights that is a notable mention
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is smiling Sam I'll be yes always
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smiling and he often has like a little
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shaved thing of a smile in the back of
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his head and we have a [ __ ] Rio little
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nog Nogueira
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yeah one of the more seasoned seasoned
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seasoned fighters put very nicely
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yeah he's extra crispy um somebody's
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gonna get knocked out in this one I'm
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I'll be like he looks like he should be
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in a lower weight class but this guy has
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like hams of stone and he and he slings
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him and swings them and he ends up
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knocking people out and then smiles yeah
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and he always has his wife and his
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children in his corner yep and he also
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has the double level mouth guard so you
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can watch them too like a cow right
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before a boom knock some out so so yeah
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I love watching avi fight I think it's
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like nothing about him makes sense like
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you shouldn't be able to knock people
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out that way but it works so it's kind
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of cool to watch um but you know it's
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always scary seeing a knockout artist
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versus a veteran that you grew up kind
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of watching because you just like ah
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like you kind of wish it wasn't
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happening but you know we're gonna want
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to do it because we're who's gonna do so
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it's okay
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whoo it's hot in here oh my god so I'm
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like a Brazilian taking a piss test
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and in our main event we have Jamie
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Manawa vs. Thiago Santos and just a side
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note we have to kind of like let
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everybody know that Jimmy Manawa has
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like these adorable dogs he has a
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Doberman Pinschers hello an Italian
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Greyhound and they have your own IG page
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which I do follow at Busey underscore
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and underscore Mac do you get
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notifications when we post new Lizzy and
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Mac yeah do pitches yeah they do they're
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adorable yes so how do you think that
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his relationship with his dogs gonna
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affect him in this fight well you know
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dogs are man's best friends oh they
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probably been like running with him
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early mornings unas wake up with them
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yeah I mean they did dogwood oak what a
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good dog and he has two good dogs yeah
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you have to wonder if he's gonna bring
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them to his open workout and workout
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with them because if you don't have a
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good dog trainer then how can you
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possibly be a good fighter definitely
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now that you mentioned I'm wondering if
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Santos has like any equivalent to
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Manoa's dogs I mean he really properly
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prepared he would I mean he's gonna need
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an answer for that so hopefully he like
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has a new puppy or you know something
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like maybe maybe a few cats that he can
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like post about and show that he's at
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the same level as Manoir hold on I got
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him
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97.1 Kay no dogs I mean he goes really
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nice abs no dogs he's gonna lose this
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doesn't look good for Santos so you know
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uh anything can happen in an MMA fight
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you know uh every dog has his day but
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every good dog has an Instagram and I
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follow all of them you know how Santos
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has that hammer on his chest
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yeah and Brock Lesnar has
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penis sword the sword with the yes there
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yeah exactly
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so the question is if Santos and Lesnar
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were both Care Bears and they were able
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to summon the power of their chest
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tattoos who win Bronk Santos with his
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Santos of his hammer rocks or is longer
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thank you once again for joining us this
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has been another episode of two straws a
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penny and don't forget to tune in to UFC
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fight night 137 Sao Paulo Brazil
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September 22nd
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to uh
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