Two Straws Episode 11: UFC 229
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Nov 6, 2024
Jessica Penne and Angela Hill break the 2 Straws curse by giving offerings to the MMA Gods. They also talked about some fights. Make sure to check out sponsors: http://bareknucklefightingfederation.com
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hello and welcome to another episode of
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to strive tonight we are talking about
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the much-anticipated UFC 229 could be
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abnormal don't say it don't say it the
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curse is watching well everyone knows
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who's fighting so we're really excited
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about that it's gonna be pretty fun
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and to celebrate I got a bottle of the
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MacGregors special whiskey what yeah you
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know he came out with his own whiskey
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and I got a bottle right here I heard
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about that plan McGregor it's the proper
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no yeah well supposed to say Irish know
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that Irish whiskey Frodo got an Irish
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fighter I just feel like that was cutter
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looks really cheap this whiskey bottle
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cheap tree men died to make this bottle
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they live in a tree tree tree men died
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to make this bottle so let's I go
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through making what I guess protective
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caps so you don't go crazy I just feel
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like but I mean it's a Nike so I gotta
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look I just feel like he would have gone
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a little bit more like all out oh well
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funny you say that oh oh my god yeah
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obviously this is McGregor's whiskey I
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mean it's plastic so you can hold damn
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that's a plastic bottle so you could
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throw into crowds at press conferences
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and I mean if you feel so inclined you
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can throw it I'd say a tour bus and
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it'll like bounce off so you're not
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getting you know fined and suit by all
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of your fellow UFC employees yeah he's
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learning good for you even the clan
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proud no gardener
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you know just the Irish are known for
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their bare-knuckle
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same back in the past well Angela oddly
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enough we are sponsored by world
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Twitter do it November 9th first up on
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the card we have Michelle Waterson vs.
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Felice Herrig I think this fight has a
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very high chance of the Stroeve 869
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appearing for those of you who don't
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know with the strawweight 69 it first
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appeared back in tough 20 in the early
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2014
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it started with um Emily Kagan vs. Jojo
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Calderwood and what a whole round these
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girls were stuck in this straw wait 69
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in position that that are Angela Hill
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coined actually it wasn't me it was so
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these females were allowed to stay in
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this position for the whole fight and
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ever since then we've noticed that
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strawberries tend to put themselves in
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this position very often I think the ref
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must have liked the action that he was
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seen and didn't want to stand them up
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I'm gonna say strawberry at 69 is that
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high 90s of high high nice high 90s I'm
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talking again 95 percent and above
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mm-hmm Erin's yes I predict that we will
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see at least eight minutes of straw at
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69 in this fight is that a bet that
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we're about to make wait what's your
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guess I mean I'm saying we'll see the
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pure for maybe around so you think it's
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just gonna be a flip just a flash in the
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pan yeah just like a BAM just like a ban
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there wham bam thank you man I
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I say it's gonna go at least three
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minutes three minutes of strong 869
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combine three yeah alright see what
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happens let's talk about this fight we
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have the karate hottie versus little
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bulldog how do you see this fight going
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police is a
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girl not super big for the division but
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she is strong she's sturdy and I think
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she's gonna be able to bully Michelle a
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bit I think Michelle has a little more
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finesse on the ground she's a little
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more tricky with that kind of stuff but
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after for Lisa's last fight where is she
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bulldoze forward and it kind of worked
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against her favor Karolina was able to
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you know use her momentum against her I
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think Felice might be a little more
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cautious this time and just pick her
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shots and use their size to keep
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Michelle a B I kind of have to agree
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with you on this I feel like Felice has
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become this very like confident
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well-rounded version of herself and I
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see her doing kind of a great game plan
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I just feel like it's a really good time
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for Felice Herrig yeah yeah me too I
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think it's gonna be a good one for
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Felice I am excited about this fight I
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always you know root for the girls in
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our division this is an extremely
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exciting division that is always getting
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you know kind of mish-mashed up and
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there's like new and exciting matchup
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so of course I'm rooting for both of
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these girls hey let's go go go power
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yeah HECO fight and in the bantamweight
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division we have Tony Aventura versus
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Aspen Ladd yeah there's it bantamweight
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or is it catch wait catch wait Bantam
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Plus wondering perhaps it might be tiny
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Avenger is an extremely tough fighter
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she's a veteran she's fought at 135 145
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she is probably my favorite for this
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fight
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definitely she knows what she's doing as
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long as she has her mental game like
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intact I feel like she's gonna win this
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fight yeah I think this is gonna be nuts
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a easy work on paper Aspen and Tonya
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looked like a total mismatch um but
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Aspen's definitely really tough girl
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she's very technical she's very good at
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what she does especially when she
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doesn't make weight but uh avengers' a
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jean you know she will take the like
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I've seen her take fights where people
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have messed weight she goes in she does
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her thing she
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makes it filthy mix a dirty she knows
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how to fight everywhere and she's just
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one of those people who are just
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dangerous no matter what position she's
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in she's trying to hit she's trying to
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do damage so that's one reason that I've
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always been a huge major fan and that's
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why I think that she's gonna have the
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edge over at Ladd even if she doesn't
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come in on wait LSP is fighting and
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because he's fighting he's winning best
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booty in MMA award I scoot E yeah it's
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pretty a rotund so Jess I'm sorry but
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you're gonna have to give it up gonna
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have to give up that medal
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what is best butene in me give it up
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that's not fair give it to me hey hey
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but no man and in the co-main event we
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have Anthony Pettis team
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Pettis T Peters shut the hook up versus
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Tony Ferguson and I feel like this is
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gonna be a really dynamic wild fight we
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have Anthony Pettis who is known for
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using the cage I was the third wall just
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doing these flying flippy dippy kind of
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crazy oh wow I just embodied Julie
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Kedzie late-deafened a beautiful
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beautiful damaged beautiful violence
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however he's taking on Tony Ferguson who
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is coming off of um a knee surgery
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injury that has like kind of sidelined
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him for a while so we're talking about
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him very hungry for the fight and then
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Anthony Pettis kind of like revitalizing
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his career and that finding his niche in
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his weight division and I'm really
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excited for this fight yeah I'm excited
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for Pettis but this is a really tough
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fight for him like Ferguson is a tough
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fight for anyone I think he's gonna be
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the next champion once he like gets his
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like you know body right and it seems
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like it's right right now as long as he
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doesn't trip over any more cords or wave
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to anyone so uh yeah this
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oh yeah I wouldn't be surprised of
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Ferguson even tried the mindfuck pedis
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by doing his own moves in the cage you
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know like Ferguson is just like that
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wild and crazy he's super creative and
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yeah it should be a fun fun little
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doodad dude Diggle this fight reminds me
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of like you know the popular kid which
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is obviously Pettis versus like the kind
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of like weirdo skater kid who weighs
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like the Kinko's and he hangs out on the
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bleachers and has like the chain on his
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wallet and stuff well if you see him as
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like the raver Jenko kid I see Anthony
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Pettis is like the rebel kid with like
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the slicked back bangs the white t-shirt
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like pressed white so Levi's jeans with
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like the slits on both sides and the
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converse then no Pettis is definitely
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gonna be like the high school a
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basketball team no he was totally a
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rebel no he's dating the cheerleader
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obviously you know for sure man and
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surely you know now he's definitely
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dating the cheerleader the hot Sheila
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have you seen his girl we said is
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freaking and in the main event
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we have champion case we have Russian
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champ vs. Irish champ champ there we go
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there in the main event yeah the curse
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will never pick up on that
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never so if Russian champ comes in with
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this chin up and his awkward striking so
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he's gonna go down harder than sham
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champs Irish whiskey but if Irish champ
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champ let's go past the first two
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minutes then Russian champs gonna have
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Irish champ champ on the ground faster
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than a homeless man doing push-ups for
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money so just to make sure that the two
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straws curse doesn't come in to fruition
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we gave this yeah we got this let's
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decide to do a little seance for
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everyone involved because we don't want
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our curse to affect No
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we want this fight to happen we're very
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serious about this fight against no no
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hmm can you don't say your name so we're
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just gonna add a few things to our
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concoction pleasing the gods the MMA
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gods first we will put in some Reebok
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vouchers um I of Matt Mitrione the skull
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of that's it some blood of John Jones
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and less than that lease a path Reebok
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underwear
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oh great gods I've ever made let there
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be no tiramisu and steak and eggs served
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in Vegas little chords be taped down and
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let no one wave hello to Ferguson please
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let all loading areas be free of dollies
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and please let a que hold all their
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practices in the padded areas of the gym
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free all fighters from sinusitis and
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kidney failure this week in the name of
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Chaplin oh they delight in the Gracie's
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we beg of you bad that shouldn't work I
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really like Conor McGregor do you yeah
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well you know at first I didn't like him
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because it seemed kind of disingenuous
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like it seemed like he was playing a
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character but now he kind of seems like
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he is that character so it makes you
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think at what point are you wearing the
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mask where's the mask wearing you good
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question
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this has been another episode of two
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straws don't forget to catch UFC 229 on
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October 6 yeah it's gonna be a fun one
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make sure that you get your proper Irish
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whiskey from your profit Irish chitchat
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I don't wanna have a proper hangover if
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you want to play hair on your big Irish
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balls you'll drink to that
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and we're out
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