Two Straws Episode 9: UFC 228
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Nov 6, 2024
Well howdy y'all, we're out here in the biggest town in Texas to take on the biggest PPV of the year! Jessica Penne and Angela Hill break down UFC 228 Woodley vs (maybe) Till and Valentina Shevchenko Vs Nicco Champion. Make sure to check out our sponsor at: https://bareknucklefightingfederation.com/
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hello and welcome to another episode of
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two straws his job it's been a little
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bit since we've been talking fights miss
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Angela over Cahill had to take care of
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business that [ __ ] lost I was robbed
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robbed drink up
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okay so we are here to discuss oh we're
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gonna be Scott's UFC 228 Woodley vs.
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tale where they fight for the
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welterweight title hopefully you don't
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have to save just as I have for my face
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I'm throwing shade and just a little
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side note this episode of two straws is
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they got some good talent in there they
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got Melvin Guillard
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cuz leave it and I take Valle flag yeah
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Josh neer Oh Phil Baroni just to name a
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few that's lightweight tournament and
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the whole card is completely stacked and
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if you are a fan of MMA you see a lot of
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former MMA fighters or former UFC
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fighters transferring over to
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bare-knuckle boxing yeah it's a diving
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check it up alright the first fight that
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we're gonna talk about on this card is
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all Donna versus puddle OVA now Donna
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was supposed to fight in UFC in LA but
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her opponent betch car heah had to pull
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out due to an eye injury so she was
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rebuffed to fight little ova now she has
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one good eye get that reference I always
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look forward to watching Aldana fight
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she has a very nice boxing she fights in
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the pocket really nice head movement
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light on her feet and she's pretty cute
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yeah she's from Team Grasso so you know
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uh no teeth will be seen in this fight
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next up on the fight card we have Dodson
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versus Rivera but Jess before we talk
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about the fight we didn't look at dozens
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what that what is going on like the
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naked I would think that me doesn't have
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a similar haircut but he actually looks
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like Doc from Back to the Future like
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black doc seriously look at it I mean he
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looks kind of like beetlejuice Oh today
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yes maybe just Johnson three times in he
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disappeared oh oh he looks like [ __ ]
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black creamer like you Oh like I bet
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that what it saves him in the comic club
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it is actually you know like Kerry Wayne
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Don King without the gray ah
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young Don King he also looks like
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Richard Simmons he also jumps around
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does a bunny I'm funny I love ponies
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so that's inversus um Rivera it's gonna
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be okay okay look I gotta you know I got
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you I got you what I know about fighting
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those judges robbed you of all your
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goals and dreams okay
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I broke her hand her both of her form
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she obviously I'm jealous coping well
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right so the last time that doesn't
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fight he actually he actually fought
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Verizon he lost a split decision it was
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a little bit con show there were lots of
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shots that's Yankel argued that I'm had
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been deducted any not split his nutsack
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here in a band but the decision exactly
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and Rivera also fought rose last time
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and he ended up finishing him fairly
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quickly
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yeah it was like a first-round knockout
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by Marius he knocked on Rivera so yeah
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who's gonna be the kind of guy who
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stands out among the three of them
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they're all kind of like in the stalks
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of fighting champs definite I think this
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a fight a win from this fight could
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actually catapult them into title
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contention picture so definitely
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interesting yes
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hey somebody little sketchy little they
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know it so yeah and in the straw weight
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division we have an interesting matchup
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between Carla Esparza and tatianna
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Suarez wrestler vs wrestlers oh yeah
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ground-and-pound versus liam prey
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lunesta versus ambiens oh they're both
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really good at what they do unless you
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like to sleep in to us so some people
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would argue that Carla as far as this
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fighter
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a little you know lackluster nice way of
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putting it yeah you know they're good
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there's skilled they're time-tested but
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it's kind of like ordering more milk at
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a bar or no duels at a bar yeah yeah
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that one person if a Carla fight got
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abducted it wouldn't be the Amber Alert
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it'd be like the beige away so as far as
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the pursue Suarez's it's a fairly
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interesting matchup because it is
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wrestler versus wrestler yeah some of
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those thousands a little shorter than
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there but there's still a lot all
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shorter than the other yes once could
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have a look that interesting matchup
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potential to be grappling wristers
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grappler so that's that's the kind of
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fight that I'd like to see although you
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sometimes see strong grapplers like to
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turn them to strikers because they don't
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want to die grab strikers gonna feel
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like to them a little strike alignment
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it should be an interesting matchup I'm
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gonna watch it because you're hey I hate
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everyone so moving on in another
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strawweight matchup we have Jessica and
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rod versus Karolina Kawakawa aka the two
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people that rose in a little fight this
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matchup definitely has title
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implications in it um it's it's kind of
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weird that one of these girls wasn't
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already fighting for the title and they
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have to duel it out I could have seen
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either one of them really going going
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for a title fight yeah I think whoever
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wins is gonna make a really good case I
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don't think
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tonight whoever wins this fight and
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dried has had a lot of success from
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being the bigger girl in the cage but I
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also think that that's starting to test
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her chin she got dropped against Isha
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the more you cut weight you we saw with
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Johanna
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the more that you get kind of vulnerable
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to completely tested so I think Karolina
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has a good chance of testing that chin
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and we'll see if that happens and she's
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so cute
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could have a little girl crush on her
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really yeah she's adorable
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oh my god she's like a greenie to me
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yeah I feel like she's gonna give me
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high candies when I see a what are you
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talking about what she's cured never
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seemed the only way she leans against
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the cage oh that's probably cuz I hips
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nice today I met there he is he pays in
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nickel complex don't she's looking for
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twenties how is your grandmother and in
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the flyweight division we have Nico
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Montano taking on Valentina Shevchenko
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yeah the co-main event yeah you know
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everyone's counting Nikko out but I
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think I think I'm a bet on the champ
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with this one like we should make a bet
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wait you mean Shevchenko no there's a
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challenger Nico's a champ oh my god you
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you're like the worst he's just like the
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casuals yeah well then I guess this will
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be the first fight that they'll have the
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champ walk out first
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oh but yeah we should make a bet like I
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think that everyone's coming around he
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has that scrappy like a pena esque from
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he's a tough kind of you know toughness
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scrappiness she always finds a way so
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I'm gonna I'm gonna go out on a limb I'm
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gonna bet on the champ well I can
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totally like understand and respect that
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reference between Pena and Montano
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because I mean she ran through everyone
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like barely well unknown as she went
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through everyone in the Ultimate Fighter
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house and she really Rosie
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so you've definitely got a respect that
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she definitely does not get the respect
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that that she deserves however I think
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that a win over Valentina
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will definitely put her up in that and
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people they start kind of paying
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attention to her although I I gotta go
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with Shevchenko I really like her
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I think 125 is a great weight class for
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she's been fighting up and again similar
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to ond ROG she can take that power and
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strength and and really put it into the
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125 pound division mm-hmm so she was
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very successful at 135 and I think it'll
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transfer well to her more natural weight
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class I feel you know it's a bet it's a
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bet it's a bet you know I don't think
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she's gonna die like everyone's saying I
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think she will live to fight another day
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as champion lose come on because ok I
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really [ __ ] up last bet I really I
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guess of the bad coming to me and for
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the main event we have Woodley versus
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til for the welterweight championship
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yeah so Whitley's had I'm a long way off
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due to injury until is coming off of a
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kind of a win off of wonderboy yeah I
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mean it was supposed to be Colby and he
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had a sinus injury there's something
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easy yeah
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hopefully this fight happens because I
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know Woodley is dead set on not fighting
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til he doesn't it way last time till
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mist weight by about a third
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three-eighths of a Darrin he did yeah
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he's not known for making weight
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consistently no and since this is a
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title fight it's very important to be on
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the dot otherwise the fight gets
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scratched mm-hmm so we are actually
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special enough to have our own curse
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here at two straws that's whose jaws
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codes every time we break down the big
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fate it gets canceled we're never out of
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it gonna happen it's actually quite
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frustrating yeah a lot of time and
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effort and thought goes into the show
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yeah people just like drinks lots of
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drink lots of drinks go into our buddies
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while making the show break the curse
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boys how do you see this by going I'm we
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have a straightforward striker until and
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we
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an explosive more wrestling base but
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with knockout power and Woodley yes I am
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seeing
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I see the champ taking it honestly I
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think he can put toe on his heels score
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takedown or two we really haven't seen a
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lot from tills groundwork so I kind of
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see that that's the way the fight is
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going to go I feel like whenever you
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have a champ that wins close decisions
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they have the edge because they have
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that knowledge so that they don't gas
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out they don't overexert themselves but
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they're still scoring enough to definite
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look like the winner in there and the
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judges eyes so I feel like Woodley has
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the edge when it comes to the decision
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but till those have that knockout power
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and he's huge like he's so [ __ ] big
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like if he makes weight those first two
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rounds I feel like are gonna be very
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scary for lovely and if this fight
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doesn't happen
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oh we're its case scenario I see till
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not making weight Woodley declining
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Koosman who steps in hmm to take the
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belt okay so good leaves out then we
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have Iseman versus till but it really
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doesn't make sense because if chill
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didn't make weight then they wouldn't
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let him fight it's no title thing so
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income school becoming ten Colby called
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the Dinkas and they play his walkout
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music out of nowhere a ladder drops in
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the middle of the cage then say snart
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cut the Hulk Brock Lesnar Jon Jones like
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everybody just like comes running into
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the cage and it's like one of those what
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are those things call it those money in
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the bank
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money in the bank veg at the top of the
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ladder is a briefcase with and turn belt
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in it and everyone has to fight for it
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okay
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Peter watch that's that's [ __ ] money
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right there yeah that's MMA well thank
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you all for joining us for another
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episode of two straws Tisha's this is my
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co-host Angela Hill who is
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in the middle of a bender haha hi I'm
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Jessica penny and thank you once again
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for joining us it's been a while folks
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but we're we're glad to have back and
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thank you again for watching we'll see
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you next time see you next time kiss
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