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Two Straws Episode 15: UFC Argentina
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Nov 6, 2024
Jessica Penne and Angela Hill set up camp in Buenos Aires, Argentina to talk about the upcoming UFC Fight Night: Magny vs. Ponzinibbio, recap on WBKFF's first event, tasting notes on Johnny Walker vs. Rountree Whiskey, and give a special message to their viewers about the endangered UFC Male Flyweight species. Subscribe to help the cause. This episode is brought to you by: World Bare Knuckle Fighting Federation https://bareknucklefightingfederation.com/ Hendo Studios https://www.hendostudios.com/
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hello and welcome to another episode of
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two
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straws T
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straw Oh I thought we were done tonight
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we are going to discuss UFC Argentina we
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have Neil Magny and Santiago ponzano
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hey that should be a good fight yes it's
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going to be in Buenos Iris I don't know
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if I said that right but I tried it
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means good
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air but before we get into UFC Argentina
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let's discuss the inaugural Fight Card
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of world bare knuckle boxing hey World
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BK better get your blood test done
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because we're going and
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bear so in the coming event we had
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Johnny big rig Hendrick who took on
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Dakota Cochran who was a former Ultimate
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Fighter contestant yeah yeah which was a
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huge upset um Johnny Hendrick was
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supposed to fight somebody else Dakota
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stepped in last minute and and he
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knocked that [ __ ] out it was so
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crazy I can't believe it like I totally
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had Johnny Hendrick winning that fight
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and you know uh bare knuckle boxing is
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maybe more unpredictable than MMA like
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definitely there were a lot of matchups
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between you know boxers and MMA fighters
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and it was it was kind of like who's
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going to have the advantage and I
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definitely think the MMA fighters have
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the advantage they're they're a little
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bit more more physical a little bit more
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rough and tough small gloves no gloves
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it's kind of almost the same there's
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just like a couple like maybe an inch of
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padding difference so definely I really
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think that the gloves are only there to
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protect your hands yeah they really are
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it's not there to protect your face cuz
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your face is going to get [ __ ] up no
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matter what and they did one could say
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that this isn't the first time that
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Dakota Cochran has finished a man for
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money on
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TV also something really crazy that
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happened this last weekend is um the
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first ducking 6 to 12 elbow thrown by
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Yer Rodriguez to the Korean zombie it
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was so crazy
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it was absolutely amazing my [ __ ] God
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I like when I saw that like it was
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insane it was absolutely insane if you
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haven't seen that you totally [ __ ] up
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go watch it right now watch it it was I
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call it the chicken wing
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elow he probably said B when he threw it
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how funky is your chicken how loose
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is that was amazing congrats on that win
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that was awesome awesome well done and
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in the straway division we have paulana
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bolo versus Cynthia cavalo who is hot
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off of her usada suspension 9 months for
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smoking Adobe first of
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all let me stop you that is
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ridiculous how how is she only getting
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nine months of suspension oh I really
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thought that was going another Direction
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no weed Is A Dangerous Drug ladies and
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gentlemen it's a gateway
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drug it is detrimental to your health
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and it gives you an unfair advantage and
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opponents how would you feel if you had
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to fight someone who was tired and
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wanted a nap and wanted extra
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snacks how would you feel if you had to
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fight them they would obviously have an
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advantage over you thank you usada for
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bringing this girl to Justice I wish
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that you could give her more time off
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than you allowed thank you so um who do
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you have winning this cavalo or B
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obviously Caville cuz she's on
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drugs dirty
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cheater did you know that poo means
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bottle in Portuguese oh really nice yeah
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that's cute she kind of looks like a
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bottle I mean yeah yeah from a certain
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angle I guess yeah SE Instagram cook
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bottle Instagram no lots of lots of lots
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of cook bottle
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pictures hey girl we see you up next we
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have KH round Tre versus Johnny Walker
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hey Battle of the whiskies now if khil
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was a whiskey how would you describe it
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strong
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sexy
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mahogany oh yeah oh yeah
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he would be a r forward
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bourbon
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robust right on the
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nose with a harsh
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finish that yeah you want some yeah yeah
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you think his his mom was a bit of a bit
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of an
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alcoholic kind of a unique name for a
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Brazilian definitely definitely I don't
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think she really understood what it
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meant I think she thought it would be
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really cool to name her son after her
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favorite
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whiskey was she on a bender during
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pregnancy maybe but you know at least
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she didn't call him
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Tanger or Captain
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Morgan the captain's
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here yeah there's definitely worse
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options Johnny work is kind
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of kind of tame I don't really know much
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about Johnny Walker so it's kind of a
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surprise to see if we're going to get a
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entrylevel red label or a top shelf $300
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Blue Label I think I'm going to go for
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khil in this because he's a little more
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full bodied and well-rounded than uh
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Johnny Walker and everybody knows that
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Johnny Walker goes down a little bit too
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easy and in the comate event we have
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Darren Elkins versus Ricardo llamas yeah
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and I Al uh llamas are the national
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animal of Argentina so that's really
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ironic
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Peru Peru there's lots of llamas and up
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pacas in
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Peru isn't it like next
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door it is tattoo Guy versus no tattoo
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guy guy who gets cut the [ __ ] up every
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single fight versus guy who really
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doesn't get cut up he gets cut up a
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little bit I every once in a while just
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a little bit sometimes yeah but Darren
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alkins wins on that one do you think the
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cutman draw draws to see who's going to
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be in his Corner oh man that's a that's
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a tall order
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right they're going to have to bring out
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like the big guns for that like house
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come
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on come on you've been do for while he's
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like no man I don't have any extra
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gloves no extra Q Tips no extra Vaseline
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I'm sorry I need them all somewhere out
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there they're going to yell Stitch come
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back it's all forgiven we need you he's
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going to come right but you've got to
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say this about him he never stops he
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gets completely annihilated and then he
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comes back for you know a victory
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somehow somehow he's one of the toughest
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guys in the UFC so I got to say like if
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llamas has a really good like first
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round against Elkins then you can
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guarantee that Elkin is going to come
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back and win like that's that's kind of
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the teller like even then yeah elas is
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probably going to lose that fight but if
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llamas destroys him in the first round
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then he's going to come back and knock
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him out or sub him or some some random
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[ __ ] like that like it's not going to
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make sense unless you're an Elin fan and
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then it totally makes
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sense yeah I think um after an Elkin
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fight they're definitely going to be
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selling that canvas it's going to look
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just like a poic painting
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so very energetic
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Strokes splatter
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in the main event we have Neil Magny
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versus Santiago ponzano my
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brother another mother I know you look
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just like him I know
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it's also he's every gu's uh toen black
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friend in
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college panzano was supposed to fight uh
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Usman but he got
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injured so I guess he didn't want to
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fight at the
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% so both of these men have actually
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fought Loren lurin and both these men
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have lost with don't talk
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about why not B he's a b don't talk my
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bad watching tape on ponzano his
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nickname should be Ponzi scheme because
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like you watch him and everything seems
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to be going well for the other guy he's
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like Ling him into a false in in
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security and then bam like he gets hit
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he gets like taken for half of his money
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he's out uh ponzano he likes to Circle a
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lot and figure out his range of leg
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kicks but then after that he starts to
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fill himself up with like strong punches
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and starts Landing the power shots in
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the second and third round so he
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definitely goes for the finishes even
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though he starts out a little slow and I
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expect this fight to just be a barn
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burner towards the end of the second and
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third round really love mag's style he
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always comes in with great cardio he's
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getting better at using his long range
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he has such long reach and he's finally
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extending that jab out really nicely and
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he's a Jiu-Jitsu flyer so of course I've
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got a side with him just a little bit he
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has great Jiu-Jitsu takedowns he goes
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for the body lock sits them down and he
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has he has a great top game so got to go
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for Neil magd girls love guys who are on
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top
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and now before we end this episode of
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two straws I'd like to talk about an
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