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What Happens When You Give an idiot a Space Program
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May 6, 2024
Today I decided to go live (mostly so I didnt have to edit) because I need to make more content and i thought to myself why not play the wonderful game of KSP
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Oh Me Oh My what's this
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let's see say
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[Music]
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[ __ ]
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here yeah
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okay now that I am [Music] live very live quite
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live is yep I'm
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[Music] live sorry who said that was the
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thumbnail the [ __ ] let's get a little bit better
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thumbnail
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yeah okay spaceship
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time let's [ __ ] go spaceship no
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bad ideas all that once
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flag let's [Music]
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see screw it okay space just
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excepts I'm sure none of that was important
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thank you I've got it Vehicle Assembly Building time to build
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spaceship command P not just any spaceship this must be a
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sh a spaceship capable of
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re-entry um see here fuel tanks I can't have fuel
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but I can have a solid booster what
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what
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huh let's say utility parachute all right space [ __ ]
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[Music]
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oh I see I see yes great amazing wers holy [ __ ] we can see what our C oh
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[ __ ] you see what our curb is awesome um
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[Music]
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um how do you read but I don't want
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to R&D let's see basic
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rocketry engineering 101 lock
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it um
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um holy [ __ ] I just checked the
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um my microphone [ __ ]
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died temporarily awesome awesome where am I going all right there we go um mark
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one command pod actually
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no wait did I go the wrong [ __ ] the um we want this one um
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open spaceship bucket load this there a done yet I'm not done
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yet we're not [ __ ] done
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yet see here I don't see why I can't just oh I
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don't
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know why don't see what's stopping me from
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uh and Y and
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then wait a minute no don't tell me
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[Music] oh see
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here can I
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see
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see awesome beautiful amazing see how [ __ ] high this [ __ ] bucket
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goes that's quite quite
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um oh my stream this is because I'm a [ __ ]
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best okay nice we are [ __ ]
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floating and [ __ ]
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okay okay I'm going to wait a long while for this [ __ ] thing to fall
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down all right I'm getting pretty good frames this is good this is very
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good I will totally not
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totally not edit this in [ __ ] wind Windows Movie Maker I'm G to make a [ __ ] Banger
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video with uh Windows Movie [Music]
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Windows okay should probably uh deploy that now should probably play that now I
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probably oh my god
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um let's do that
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again let's let's try this
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again all right
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jidah Kerman
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triip [Music]
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triip oh my God you can just be called a [ __ ]
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debris
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right oh I didn't [ __ ] know I could do that
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um work about four times just kind of wait
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18 17 16 15 14 13 12 11 10 9 8 7 6 all
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right 5 4
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three deoy shoot please for the love of God deploy the [ __ ] shooty the [ __ ] shoot
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the it um it did not deploy the
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shoot it did not deploy the
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shoot um
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well that's
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uh did I even I didn't even change my
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phone make sure the ship has got stability assist on because I [ __ ] suck at piloting and [ __ ] like
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that um see
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here um
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that a feel going go [ __ ]
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away I am so sorry for you jab Kerman could I kindly recommend getting your
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[ __ ] dumbass uh can you even get out hold on
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you just got to press a couple buttons
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here uh which one is a which one do I use to eject um launch my [ __ ] crew
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out
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um see here oh you know what I forgot to do [ __ ] off I use
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you I know what I forgot to do
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I forgot to add a decup there is no
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decoupler there there is no
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decoupler that's um that's an
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issue well guess has better be whole hour of me trying to fix a [ __ ]
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ship right throttle up um
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s activate [ __ ] please please please
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please
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okay what's uh what you mean red I like that uh direct
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connection um yeah I don't
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shut um um uh
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huh right click the hatch or the Kerbal to go [Music]
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outside sh don't say can dis Embark while off of cbon
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surface astronaut complex upgrade required that is quite interesting um I'm now going to oh [ __ ]
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sa to theoy that's sa recomend I don't
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know
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Bo 75 pressure I don't know I don't know please just deploy
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please just [ __ ] deploy please
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just oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh
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[ __ ] oh
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[ __ ] nice um I have a just call it a feeling here I think he's about to
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[ __ ] die um but there
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please for the love of God deplo Deo oh my God swear to
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God 20 no no no no
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no okay Jeb Kerman is now [ __ ] dead
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rest in peace Mr Kerbal Mr kban Mr um he had a
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name and I forgot what it
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was um so obviously I have to get survivability Technologies
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because yeah
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yeah her filled yep we need to get her filled um lost he is not missing an
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action he
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is now we get to go to the Vehicle Assembly Building and not only do we get to go
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here we're going to just I don't know what should I do maybe at a d
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[ __ ] coupler so they don't [ __ ] die
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anymore oh [ __ ] yeah aerodynamics
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achieved oh yeah [ __ ] yeah oh my God I can even add another
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SP common sure that'll work
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um yeah let's see
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here thermometer mystery
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go yippi [ __ ] Skippy actually want all our science [ __ ] on the top right
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surely that won't [ __ ] up my
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High all right
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obviously how do you how do you um how do you how the [ __ ] do you
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all right for questioning Google
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prom all right it's a space bar wait really it's that easy it's that [ __ ]
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easy you're [ __ ] me shut up windows I don't want bing bing [ __ ] hurts my
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soul so you're telling me I just got a oh [ __ ]
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sass all
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right cannot transmit science
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interesting we do have a signal to Kerbal with are
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beautiful survation
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yes log temperature okay
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okay experiment experiment
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transmit the [ __ ] data transmit all transmit all all right all right all
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right all right three two
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one oh yeah oh yeah that's it that's it that's it that's it that's it buddy
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H Valentina Kerman thank you for your Valiant effort on the space [ __ ] bucket
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Mark 2 oh [ __ ] razor what's good bro what's good what's
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good welcome to the stream welcome to the stream you're the only viewer I have I'm pretty
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sure
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um ah explosion that's
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normal I think
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let's see can I just cannot disembark while off of curent surface as complex
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of course of
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course all right I
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have oh antenna broken
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awesome right Eva I can leave the
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[ __ ] ship wow no [ __ ] way
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go back in let me forward my shuttle
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um have to
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H yeah okay
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um I um do I done with my flight I'm probably screwed because my part is
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broken
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so that's some pretty good science here kind of um so tracking station
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what's our tracking station here let's see got it do it say
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uh Clon rockets and products okay so there's the ship bucket
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there's the Airfield location Zone location agency
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construction cor okay so the ship bucket is to be recovered
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yep just SC 5.6 5.0 next funds recovered awesome
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here let's get a
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second comms model for
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safety then I save this this [ __ ] [ __ ] it
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um fre save for about 12 seconds cuz I need to
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go to my research and development rocketry stability Sur
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ability basic science survivability do you have science Parts you have a bunch
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of shoots a barometer that's
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good radiator panel micro Landing strut
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those I won't need that I'm sure I won't need that
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hopefully I should get a rocket D though that will be much better for this ship
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sole Assembly Building open [ __ ] bucket Mark
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III um
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engines I can have even better
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[ __ ] work half the goddamn time I'm using it wrong
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awesome launch
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right um
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space we uh
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s oh I see so now I can wait for um oh
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my [ __ ] god oh my God oh my God oh my God oh [ __ ]
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we're gonna [ __ ] die might keep that temperature log okay keep
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it um this we're going to need to
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um extend the catron 16 and the data TX can transmit science
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transmit data transmit call boarding
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transmission all can I warning not enough electricity oh my God
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my God see what happens I just want to I just want to know what's about to
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happen I think I'm going to catch
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fire like just keep my crew from dying will be
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awesome I can do this without dying right scan all
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right oh no oh no oh
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no because that's an issue um
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all right let's see let's lower [Music] that
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range's this should be acceptable
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H log temperature yep yep yep keep
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experiment where's my Transit data
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right transmitting transmitting [ __ ] all right so around actually we
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should change this I want it to deploy 4,000
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safety for big safety because if I don't it's maybe
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[ __ ] hm
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now as I take a minor fall you know just a minor minor 600 and some odd meters a
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second fall that's nothing too bad um
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probably that it'll be good it'll be all right it'll be all right right okay
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we've missed the mountain we're good the
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[ __ ]
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um see here holy [ __ ] the amount of kilobytes a
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second that it struggles to have on my [ __ ] stream is
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wild H encoding overloaded concerning Down
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video s that is quite interesting that would be a good idea
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here we go [ __ ] you encoder you should work now oh
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[ __ ] okay [Music]
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um let's see here see
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here just a little bit [ __ ] longer can't not cannot transmit
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science probably because the only [ __ ] hatch
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love stand trans
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um I
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see I it's all right let's see here normal normal all
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right see here
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um cing station see how far I got from the
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base huh ship bucket we're going to recover the
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ship buget Mark three got eight 9 72 39 science awesome
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and 11,000 funds we got 21
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rep
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okay all right research and development we're going to do
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survivability see here afterwards later on we'll do basic
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science but we're going to for now do um
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stability because if I don't
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um that's going to be an
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issue um so let's see here let's let's upgr this [ __ ]
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[ __ ] and we're just going to
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say we're going to say F the commun F
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this and then want to this aerodynamic nose cone that's a
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bad idea we're going to put some winget on instead of our
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fins because Financial stability is
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good
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um see got the winglets uh thermal I'm just going to put a
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couple just going to put a um a
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uh I'm going to take this off and I'm going take the decoupler off put my 1.25
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meter heat shield heat coupler bottom of the ship science we're
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going to add a barometer to ship um coms science
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cargo we can't I've noticed noticed I've noticed something greatly um we don't
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need this we can however use
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[Music]
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this and then toally that dynamics of course we're going to put the nose cone on that's a
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little big I'm just going to add more
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survivability another parachute hey [ __ ] bucket
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mark five
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acquired all right
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space I'm quite impressed by this ship actually because it's working quite
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good so what I'm going to do is once I've done this I'm going to
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disconnect observe things all right like oh look Jiggles
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and
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Wobbles hug display F temperature wow keep an
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experiment barometer log to wow keep
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experiment and then
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transmit transmit all 375 warning not enough electric
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charge oh my [ __ ] god am I going to have to get electricity just to [ __ ] use half of my
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ship anyways as it plummets towards the ocean at 250 ads slowing down at least
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so 200 100 um as it PMS for the ocean I take my time
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to remind you please like subscribe click the notification Bell it helps the
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channel it helps me do more things for the channel it motivates me to make
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content um our parachutes are finally caught this one sucks I
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guess got the M16 parachute um anyways these three are
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good now 16 [ __ ] sucks we're going 21 meters a second we will
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survive I think left tap the ground tap the
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ground let's try that again let's try that again
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says AR's
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plight next we merely say oh
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[ __ ] observe the mystery R keep the
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experiment log data keep experiment bounce log temperature quite good keep
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experiment now just [ __ ] fall so
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easy watch four times we're going to go up for a little bit and then we're going to
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go
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down holy [ __ ] just slow down slow down
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slow down please for the love of God
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please please [ __ ] function function love of God function please
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God let them function
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4050 40 50
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already thank God I have fixed
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it I have fixed it and I shall now fall
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slowly over several years or days how long it will take I have no [ __ ] clue
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I just know my stream does not [ __ ] like this game apparently cuz holy God is it going fast
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P believe me if it's slow for you it [ __ ] sucks for
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me actually it's pretty smooth for actually now they're about
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comparable yay
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okay come
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on we're good we're good we're good we're we're doing good we're doing
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pretty good we're gonna
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survive um see here see
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here maybe maybe be
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good think I can survive for a while
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probably 100 more
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meters see
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200
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100 all right we survived we survived we survived St
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oh cing station next going to receive my
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shuttle where is it it's not that
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far8 8.4 7 all right
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[Music]
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done all right let's see here uh by the way if you see like a
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stutter I'm seeing it too I hate it um but that's my problem stick put
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Nick ah rechargeable batteries That'll be
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amazing
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okay oh
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yep
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yep all right let's see Vehicle Assembly
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belly then this is the hammer
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right payload ah service
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P Engines yeah this is the hammer the big one
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watch now
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[ __ ]
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flight all right so all I got to do is get to a
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certain height whilst I adjust my
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10050 50 and
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4050 that's 4100 just for a little bit of
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safety we shoot off our lower half observe the mystery go keep
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experiment next we uh we attack attempt to stabilize
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ourselves we uh record the
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data to display o experiment uh next we pretend like this
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will work we pretend the [ __ ] data will
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work middle oh it did oh it didn't
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