Minecraft Backroom But Everything is Broken
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Apr 16, 2025
This has been floating around in the aetherial plain that is my SSD for several Years (30 minutes) now. I wanted to upload it as a serious video but it was boring. I will upload this in its unfinished state as it fits with the channel shitass jank
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oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh my
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penis oh my penis
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i broke my [ __ ] on the way
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down can we Can we break the blocks in
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here no no
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look at me
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my bottles are gone dh where did they go
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where did they go where are my balls
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yeah they're not there where are my
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balls i don't know where they
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don't hold on hold on hold on let me
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check let me check
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why do you have four balls
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what do you mean why not there you have
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four balls you You have mine you took
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mine give me mine back you have your
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balls you have my balls
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can I get a second to the front office
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please
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to the front office thank you um did you
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hear it's She needs in the front office
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i don't know what's going on are we in a
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store we're in the back rooms come on
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bro
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you have my balls you have to
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survive my balls oh no my balls
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i don't know
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let's go into the darkness
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totally
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you can't die you have my balls bro
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i have like major
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Yep four balls cannot die confirmed
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hold on ph stand still i think I heard
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something
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can I get the front office please oh oh
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Ge press R press R press R oh flashlight
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complimentary horrible
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it's okay with my balls it's You're
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going to be fine
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i don't [ __ ] know
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that's
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why you have my
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World's greatest plot to an anime you
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have my balls
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we'll be fine maybe i think there's
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mushrooms maybe
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find a tree that's not going to help me
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game what the [ __ ] am I going to do with
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the tree
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they're going to take my balls they're
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going to take my balls they're going to
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take my balls again
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oh yeah that's right that's right
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you have my balls where do we go where
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do we go
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hold on
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don't go that way
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i am totally out of
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hunger it's okay
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[ __ ] you
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thanks
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buddy my
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[ __ ] just clenched not going to lie
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[ __ ] are we
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stupid heard that right i'm
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not come
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on come
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on because
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Uhoh okay
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it's okay
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i'm good
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what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] what the
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[ __ ] what the [ __ ]
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oh my
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god
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jesus oh hell are we
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emerald
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that was insane bro you didn't know but
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I died and I started killing
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No bro i died so long ago and it was
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like copying my voice I think cuz I like
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hurt myself and I couldn't move i
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couldn't do anything it was controlling
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my body
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i know that sounds completely insane but
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that's what happened
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where do we even go
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just going in circles
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we have to stick together
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we haven't been here
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oh wow this is useful
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we can break this
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i don't think I don't
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That was insane
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yeah that's one of the things of this
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mod it can mimic us pretty cool
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you have to keep giving me reassurance
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that you're the real one say
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somethingies
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[Music]
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okay now it's in reverse okay okay let's
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get out of here let's get out of here
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i don't know where to go probably going
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in circles
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what did you say it keeps moving it
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keeps it keeps going
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the back rooms
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dumbass why do I follow a monster for
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[ __ ]
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yes
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eventually it will
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[Music]
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take backwards
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gets
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the Are we sure are you sure we should
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be going back this way i mean this is
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the way we
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came let's Let's not do that follow
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me you think I should just leave this
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video unedited
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make
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it
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VHS footage
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[Music]
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can I get
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Jesus it's getting more and more [ __ ]
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up
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my ears
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no
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no go away
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to the front office thank you let's go
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keep moving keep moving
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keep talking keep talking keep talking
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let me know your life let me know your
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life
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what the [ __ ] what do you mean
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i hope
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so if I get a [ __ ] one more time I'm
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going to go
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schizophrenic would 69 come to the front
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office
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we
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wonder if the lights came back
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i think I liked it better when the
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lights
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I know where we are no no no we've been
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here we've been
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d There's foods there's foods open these
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now we done been able to
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water shrooms oh hell yeah let's get
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high you hold the food you hold the food
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i'm getting high on shrooms
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[Music]
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this is actually destroyed my I got to
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turn down my ambient sound hold on
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would you be
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Are you okay yeah nothing happened to
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the front office thank you no thanks i
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got to change my master volume just to
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change this [ __ ] bro
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my ears are actually [ __ ] bleeding
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right now oh my god me
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too where did we go we literally gone in
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circles
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[ __ ]
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i'm starting to think there's no escape
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in this place i'm starting to think that
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when they showed me the tool tip that
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says there's no escape
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as long
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as we try
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different Um say
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something hey Gage say something say
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something [ __ ]
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what the [ __ ] okay I'm sorry i was
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messing with you i was messing with you
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i was scrolling i was scrolling hey
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don't leave me
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[ __ ] this
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man you [ __ ] leave me wait I know
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where the sound's coming from i can
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follow it
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you think we should follow it maybe
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so
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[Music]
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bad i don't know i don't know where is
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where anymore i don't know where
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this
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way i'm I'm literally sweating my balls
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off right now
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oh yeah that's right my bad
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i feel like
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[Music]
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I'm
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sorry i don't know anymore i don't know
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anymore where where is Where what is
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what
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everywhere are we going insane
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what if there is no monster we're just
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like going crazy and we are the monsters
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oh my god
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with us all what if there is no intercom
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oh god oh
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god not again not again not again not
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again
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let's go let's get the [ __ ] out of here
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[ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] this [ __ ] that
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what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ]
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what if I can hold on dh let
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me talk to this
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i don't want to talk to it
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and I don't want to find out
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maybe maybe they don't go
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away
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james what
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hold on it's
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still back in the
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corner same goddamn corner
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i genuinely have to piss
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oh go back to the corner
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oh no
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I can't jump i can't jump
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for schizophrenics
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thank you
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hey DH say something
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[ __ ] dh I'm gonna have to kill you
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if you're not saying something
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are you real are you
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real how do I know if you're
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real you're not real you're not real
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you're not real
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bh I'm scared hold
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me dh i'm scared
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i'm
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scared oh god I'm
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scared don't leave me don't leave
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me don't leave me i'm
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scared oh god I can't run anymore i need
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food i need
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food thank you
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[ __ ] oh monkey don't leave me don't ever
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leave me
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again oh
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[ __ ] why are you not speaking why are
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you not speaking
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[ __ ] i'm nauseous hold up oh [ __ ]
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real
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right
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here press M
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hello
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hello yes I can hear
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this shit's kind of boring it's just
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scary
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soundsured me
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i thought this was going to be more
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fun not going to lie I don't really even
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want to play this anymore it's just Yeah
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it's boring as [ __ ] there's more levels
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but we're just too stupid
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there's four levels dh it's on the mod
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page
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and the YouTube video I
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watch i'm high on wheat i'm high on
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mushrooms
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yeah DH let's Let's scrap this video
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idea oh
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there's a penned
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food oh god
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my
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friend my
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friend would be
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I guarantee you it is i think we're
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supposed to be dead right now one of us
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yeah let's just scrap this video dude
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yeah let's do
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