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In this video I play the Binding of Issac with no real goal just kinda wanted to play and so I had some fun and what not. Hope you enjoy the video! Oh yeah don't Forget to like and Subscribe! (obligatory youtuber thing)
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hello everybody Joeppo welcome to In the
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Binding of
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Isaac only it's
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uh Mac OS
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1068 on a Intel Core 2 Duo with a
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singular gigabyte of
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RAM pretty sigma pretty sick
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so Vigame shall
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we beep okay okay
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okay oh that's what Lefty Swap does okay
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swag let's go
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gamers oh what the I don't know any of
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the lore by the way so just assume I
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have many many many mental illnesses and
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don't know what I'm talking
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about that's a
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spooter that's all I know
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spider um so
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like a hell no man what the [ __ ]
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man i did not think it would be this
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awful
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um oh chest i have Is there [ __ ] in the
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chest yo this is
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fire this is This is peak this is pretty
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poggers if I do say so
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myself very very poggers uh
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uh yeah pretty pog okay so I imagine you
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want to gather a lot of
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uh of um [ __ ] imagine you want to gather
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a lot of
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like random
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crap for
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like what's this the black bean panic
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farts
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what
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what why has Isaac just been
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pyroynicled what What the [ __ ]
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what do I want to know who was this
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brimstone so I'm evil
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now he shits himself going through
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doorways this
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sucks okay
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so Oh [ __ ]
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how do I Wait how do I like
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um Oh [ __ ] yo
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bro did I fart on him or something like
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the
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[ __ ] what the I I have no clue what this
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game is supposed to be
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about what am I doing
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what am I supposed to be
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doing yo chill the [ __ ]
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out okay uh I would very much like mom's
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lipstick sure bro sure
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um what's down the
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hole so So
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what's is is the mother is the mother
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the bad guy
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like I said chat I don't know what the
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[ __ ] I'm
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doing yo what the
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plug what are
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these is this sperm sets what the [ __ ]
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is this
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[ __ ]
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okay
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cool um sure ooh what's
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that snoop the
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whoop
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what um
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okay wait wait wait yo yo yo what's good
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what's good little mans what's good
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little man here's some uh here's some
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money for you little mans yeah sure
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what do you Oh thank you bro thank you
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thank you can I kill
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him oh
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okay
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um that's fair I
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suppose so like
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um I imagine Oh [ __ ] what the [ __ ]
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[Music]
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now I have sound at this particular
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moment oh you know I bet my speaker was
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dislodged
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[ __ ] checks
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out okay what's over
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here this some [ __ ]
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man this some [ __ ]
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what the
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[ __ ]
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okay cool i suppose uh I hear that there
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is I see on the map that there's money
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up here so Ooh ooh ooh ooh
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[Music]
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i I don't got money but like I kind of
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want to be a nun that's be
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peak uh what did I just do i don't
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accidentally place [ __ ]
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explosives
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um that was
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easy
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so okay I
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guess oh are you [ __ ] kidding me
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bro get the [ __ ] out of here man
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oh
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okay oh money oh oh
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money
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[Music]
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um and
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then
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okay i'm going to need money i like
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money money is pretty fire
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okay I'm really going to charge up
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before
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I Yeah this some [ __ ]
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man what the [ __ ]
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man what the
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[ __ ] what is
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What so I imagine this is something
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about like trauma or something i don't
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know like I said I'm just an idiot
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playing video games so
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uh that's
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better not as uh not as I just lied it's
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still
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slow that's what I get for a gigabyte of
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RAM and using [ __ ]
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uh what's it called quick time
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recorder okay
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give this little
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man's piece of
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candy thanks my little man's uh [ __ ] the
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letter oh [ __ ] hold
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up
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widow you ugly as [ __ ]
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man oh [ __ ]
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no oh [ __ ] i am gone
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uhoh uh the
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[ __ ] damn
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it dear diary today I was killed by this
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thing in some basement the vaulted I
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owned to my cat
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gooby Guppy cool
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stuff
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replay beep boo boo
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okay poo
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poo
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um
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uh get the [ __ ] what the
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[ __ ] this is a weird ass game bro
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[Applause]
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really that's it okay
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[Music]
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who the [ __ ] is this [ __ ]
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bro so like who are these little dudes
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supposed to
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be why is your dick so massive
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bro what the
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[ __ ] look at the fly the flushy bro why
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is the flushy so
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massive what's this oh piece of candy
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oh [ __ ]
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you make emergency parks great again
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oh hell no man what the
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[ __ ] not going to lie chat this dude's
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pretty [ __ ]
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ugly did he just sneeze on
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me that's [ __ ] nasty
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bro genuinely that's just [ __ ] groy
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oh hell
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no damn
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it ugly cool stuff three
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bucks
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okay oh hell no man
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are these like dead Isix or something
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like the [ __ ] are they supposed to
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be
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[Music]
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okay ooh
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well oh hell no man what the [ __ ]
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lebron James did not die for
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this okay
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so
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wait yes
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king gold one gold i like
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money
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money um what the
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[ __ ] get your ass
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away do these go to the sound or what
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the [ __ ] they
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do anyways yeah I'm playing this on an
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actual real 2009 unibody Macintosh it's
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pretty
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peak um you
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know it is a unibody Macintosh after all
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and it's from 2009 with a Intel
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processor so double peak um Blood of the
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Martyr damn it
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uh oh that didn't take my life okay
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owie my poopy
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poopy what was
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that half a heart
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okay hey there dude um the [ __ ] happened
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to
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you i'm going go out here
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now [ __ ] was that
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okay so blood of the
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martyr is I presume supposed to be the
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blood of Isaac right like I'm not I'm
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not
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schizophrenic cuz like I
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mean the arrows are called tears so like
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reasonably speaking like
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right I'm not mentally challenged
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Batman I'm mentally challenged
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Batman okay so how do I beat
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Larry don't take out the midsections I
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assume actually maybe
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maybe just take out the heads just just
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fire at the
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heads okay so if I Take out his butt
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what
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happens oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] you
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[ __ ] oh my god i know what they're
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doing this is so peak hold on this is
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peak i just have to kill it that's all I
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have to
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do I think yeah bro what the [ __ ]
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bro okay so slowly it shits like enough
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to block its path all right so obviously
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the whole point is to break the
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[ __ ] right and then after you've
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broken the Yeah you break the [ __ ]
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and it can't come back to life anymore
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okay
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cool i'm going to just kind of sit here
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cuz that seems pretty safe
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[Applause]
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oh yo what the peak what the
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peak yeah
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man okay so Slinky Dinky Weenie
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Penis dessert that's dog
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food oh I get it okay yeah no no okay
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basement
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two oh mommy didn't love Isaac i see i
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see
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okay oh
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huh okay so go over
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here whatever the [ __ ] these
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are is this some dude's
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[Applause]
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[ __ ] oh you put out the fire okay
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cool all right what's up in here
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oh what's this book of
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shadows okay what's the book of shadows
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do there's some dudes up in here
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probably i cast Book of Shadows yeah
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yeah
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yeah what what the [ __ ] what does this
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even do bro is it like protect me oh
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okay okay yeah book of shadows protects
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me for a bit okay can you stop dodging
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bro
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okay isaac versus Gluttony oh that's
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pretty easy i mean
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[ __ ] damn what the
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[ __ ] owie my
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pooper i thought that was a [ __ ] bow
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tie bro or not a bow tie a [ __ ] suit
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tie you know what I'm talking about chat
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thought that [ __ ] was just a tie bro i
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did not know that was a dude's
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intestinal
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tract also why do you look so [ __ ]
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mentally challenged
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okay can I Can I Can I [ __ ] beat
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Gluttony thank
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you wait that's
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it
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[ __ ] my bad that I have biblical greed
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and expect a reward when I beat a boss
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[Music]
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bro
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okay second uh room
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okay uh skull cursed
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skull what
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huh okay cursed skull that's cool I
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guess oh
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[ __ ] that's pretty balls man pretty
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cheeks pretty
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buns oh what's in here money
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i kind of want the compass though i
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don't have any money for you hanging
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weirdo dude what's the curse gold
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do sure okay
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uh I imagine it's just like a thing like
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the blood of the martyr it's just like a
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a deep bonus what you jiggle you know
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what I
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mean oh oh okay so I think damage up
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right thank you Skippy Money Fender um
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Oh [ __ ] that took my health that's
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it okay my bad i'm
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stupid can you guys stop touching me
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like that i don't consent to
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[Applause]
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it okay so I'm obviously What's this two
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of
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spades q two of spades what the [ __ ] did
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that
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okay you're probably not supposed to use
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it when I use it but
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still
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uh
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run isaac versus W ah [ __ ]
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again okay this is easy easy dub why is
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it pink
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[Music]
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[Music]
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oh hell no man what the [ __ ]
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man once again I ask why is it
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[Music]
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pink the legal question why it look like
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that why the widow wasn't the widow
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white earlier like the
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[ __ ] okay cool [ __ ] you widow you're a
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pain in my ass for real for real wait
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you're a Wait a minute if that's blood
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and the green is like poison or
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something right yeah can you get the
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[ __ ] out my face bro thank
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you uh could you stop exploding please
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thank
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you okay cool i
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guess I guess I got to PPS then um I
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stop
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him wait hold
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up oh
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[ __ ] could you [ __ ] stop [ __ ] on
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me
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bro ref do something what is Squeezy
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tears
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up squeezy tears
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up oh okay
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yeah sure the
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caves okay yeah sure the
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caves
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okay i mean it's a [ __ ] game [ __ ] you
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want me to say about it oh [ __ ] this is
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poison now
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okay come at me [ __ ]
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yeah [ __ ] come here come here come here
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come here
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[ __ ] yeah
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[ __ ] yeah no no no no get the [ __ ] away
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get the [ __ ] away get the [ __ ] away okay
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thank you what's up here this some
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[ __ ] bro this some
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[ __ ] money yo hey nobody takes my
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[ __ ] deloons without my
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consent huh
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what the [ __ ] just happened yo
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respectfully give me your
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deloons they're not giving me the demons
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okay that was just Spider Oussie i need
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that go down here see what's down here
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that's some serious [ __ ] bro that's
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some serious
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[ __ ] what kind of
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Green frog purple dog penile appendage
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[ __ ]
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is
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Yeah i'm not going to leave till I
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get you know on second thought why don't
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I just Why don't I just go up here you
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know there's so much [ __ ] balloons
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and
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[ __ ] imagine like you can break the
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doors right that's how this works
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oh
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[Applause]
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[ __ ] okay maybe I can beat two of them
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at once hold on get the [ __ ] away
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Batman okay so that's two of them see if
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I can get this third one
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to Oh [ __ ] full auto tiers
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okay these are bloody
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tears i don't want to talk about
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it you know this shit's
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fun you know I
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think I think that's enough for now so
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uh Chad if you would like to see more of
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this uh random Autism Gaming uh
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registered trademark uh in the future I
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would be happy to do it just you know
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leave a comment you know like the video
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thank you uh thank you for watching and
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uh goodbye
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