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Sep 1, 2024
Gseppo here with another Semi-acceptable video for your enjoyment. I played Mount and Blade Warband using a mod called The Last Days of the Third Age of Middle Earth Mod Link: https://www.moddb.com/mods/the-last-days/downloads/the-last-days-of-the-third-age-36-for-warband1 --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Oh by the way I have a discord now consider joining Discord:https://discord.gg/SzuX5HRu4q Outro Music:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ax_EIb1zks
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[Music] please enjoy these few moments of stock footage while I explained that uh SE
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several um several parts of this video had to be edited out so there's a lot of random clipping uh it was entirely for
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quality control of these shitty frames that I noticed only after uploading this for the first time um this is a
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re-upload please forgive me good evening everybody this guy is Joseph and he is currently outside the walls of the White
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City in as ti so now we will approach the of
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Gondor and talk to the steward benor uh oh welome soldier of Gondor you
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should know you should already know that we are fighting against moral
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arat and umbar your duty is to help in our struggle Joseph when you prove yourself worthy of my confidence l 10 I
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will also allow you to access that chest over there for you to store your personal belongings anything else got
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any [ __ ] for me to do Lawless villain and this [ __ ] what do you want me to
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do of course and now God damn it I pressed the
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wrong button [Music]
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uh East M
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wait I'm going to assume oh so is closer there so we're
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going to go there first with no Army throughout uh oh it even tells you where you're going all
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right we will uh approach the town now
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so now I will say I have Pre Played this in Elven Villages it's like trying to
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find a needle and a hay stack because in one of the villages it's like 50 different [ __ ] platforms and it's
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really hard to get around them a I'm going to get [ __ ] violated
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[Music] um maybe
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not and with that I guess I have restored order to lerna I'm going to need some soldiers though
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so bye uh now we go to East hemnet in
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Rohan so basically uh group of tribal Orcs you
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have one troop fit for their four I'll fight them whatever all rations to the one bringing
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me the most man heads there's one man Battlefield is too
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small for complex AI for yeah that's man these [ __ ] are
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short I would like to apologize for my actions uh excuse me [ __ ] you all of you
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oh he's dead can you die please like I know it's a really odd question to ask but if you
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could do that that'd be [ __ ] awesome see what kind of lot we get from
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these guys or four I got nothing want to go to minus TI because I might need some soldiers and I can
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report my than so gor Barracks I need some
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soldiers thank you I will take your levies cuz I doubt the Nobles will listen me
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all right thank you I will not probably end up doing that I going enough to go
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to the throne room and tell the St I did a thing so he likes
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me hello denior Dr that task I found him and give
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him his punishment thank you Joseph for removing a lawn festering Thorn this good to know you can be
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trusted to handle things with an appropriate level of tactfulness I sent a note to our intend
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already and you can count on additional supplies from this I'll notif fire intendance of your didn't you just say you already did
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that didn't if you okay thanks tasks reports an enemy may be
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gathering in em and mu they watch tower clearly this is a great
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concern get close enough to count on
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me oh it's close to East emnet go to East emnet first though cuz that's
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closer and of course speed up because this is going to take a while
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and realistically I don't have a
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while oh well
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nice see they didn't just you know change the map and then just put a bunch of generic cast and that's what I kind
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of like about this mod and many other total conversion mods they actually put you know I'm
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in uren brand Joseph At Your Service I'm Ur BR a commander of bro
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another R message thank
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you I get um anything with my home faction yes I did pretty good
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relationship go to the Roan Barracks cuz need some
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volunteers what low grade metal scraps that's
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fun anyways I need to get to the Watchtower please take me there thank
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you uh 175 of them you're outside Eman
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Watchtower you see the banner of Mouth of Sauron of mort or what the [ __ ] you
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see you see the banner of Mouth of Sauron of moror all right we're just
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going to cut this down you see the banner of Mordor over the town Gates the place is held by hostile troops Town guards on the lookout for intruders seems you won't be able to pass through
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the gates un challenge okay going to run and we're
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here we should now go to the throne room specifically uh
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because uh you know you're in any tasks
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to send a letter G certainly you meet
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again about the task I've scouted you're [Music]
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welcome uh a tasks no cool I beg my leave leave character GRS uh
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strength and power strike and one-handed
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weapons and arery [Music]
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those uh notes deliver
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message not g show on map you know it was like right there so
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I probably should have figured that up so we get uh gr of
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course they Ren you have seven troops fit against their
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14 hi for a couple
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hours okay cool
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cool all right that's
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now R up keep unfortunate
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forair Rebel Orcs I can make it to
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edeland well it's only one more than I got so I'll be fine
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probably last St thirdd age custom character camera te to control yeah they
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did a lot of [ __ ] for this mod it's pretty freaking cool man however none of the benefits man so
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I picked Human Instead of Elf dwarf orc erck uh madman I don't [ __ ] know
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there are quite a few options I just chose the good guys and humans since pretty generic I
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guess Rohan youth
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how unfortunate for that guy right uh oh [ __ ] how unfortunate for me
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damn it that's no good the troops fight on I got one of
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them I think yeah got one of them they got one of mine we should be fine if we can get
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close enough to them ah [ __ ] oh no oh [ __ ]
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no so i l oh maybe
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not [Music]
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uh ah well we got another uh we're not going to get them
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all are we wait no we're not um Retreat uh five killed three wounded
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that's eight this your
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end I wake up oh
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damn well enough ging
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[Music] got
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hide few hours damn okay
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well to Ed along I need to get there to get soldiers so need volunteers thank you I
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will take your Watchmen and your Levy thank you very much I will attempt to return them all
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in one piece that's all I can say I run for pean yelling
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uh since they got Barracks there too uh anybody h a Bowman Rider and four planes
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men awesome thank you very much captain now we go to the
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castle and finally deliver our message to
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ofan I bring a message thank you uh
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glal have any tasks send a letter do amroth sure you any tasks no very
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much we'll leave now oh those guys look they need help
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they probably don't I'm it's going to help them anyway uh right to the aid charge the
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enemy we're going to win you see charge men
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oh I could do a a little bit of a Rohan here and just only have Cavalry in my Army but I'm not going to do that ever
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cuz that's a pain in my ass
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uh some of your enemies are fling from Battle we just got here what do you mean they're
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FL oh [ __ ] I don't have a weapon I'm going to need one of those
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aren't I
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[Music] yeah know I'm going to need one of those [Music]
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um damn that's unfortunate I'm just going to watch
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these guys fight then
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um oh hopefully my planesman get there and actually [ __ ] kill the damn thing cuz I don't take prisoners most of the
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time oh are we just unconscious all right knock it out my bad we win
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let's go okay 31 one routed you're welcome I will now take the metal scraps
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thank you very much I'm going to have to go to peanut gallon I didn't I didn't know they took
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my [ __ ] ax then nothing else um approach the town cuz I can find out
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where the [ __ ] dude that sells [ __ ] is uh what are you
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plesman thank you for that you're not at all what I need we here
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probably H this hold up slow slow slow Supply Master no that's am out my bad
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gang uh tendil sword maker yep I need
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new equipment uh you know preferably not
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here honestly I'm just going to get a bow and
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arrows I'm sell my horse I really need it that bad
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to 788 683 I don't have that so I will not
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be taking your pnaf gallon here
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um heraldic field might be pretty good for my life and gloves nope no
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gloves or wait maybe maybe no Shield going be using bone arrow did I
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just get GL Nah Get Shield I forgot to sell the metal scraps
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thank you very much goodbye I'm going to leave uh wait
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everything here no I'm going to leave and uh go something right damroth there
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we go and speed it up wait it's 13 of
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me think about this really hard get attack got 13 so probably
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won't it's Barracks cuz I really need soldiers thank you don't
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only need some soldiers thank you approach the S no damn
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[Music] it thank you but I actually have to go
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to the castle unfortunately Prince Amel a message thank you how many
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resource points 53 tasks hell yeah
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awesome AR here I just love
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running taros ver because Barracks uh I'm going get some
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levies and I guess wouldn't hurt to have watch them cuz you know it's not that
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great to have a [ __ ] uh no no no no
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no leave thank you L
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here right across y there's an awful lot of letters between each other but be
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fair to them they are in the middle of yeah I guess that's kind of fair
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let's go here go to the castle they might need some they don't have a Lord that's
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awesome I that's awesome thanks a
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lot all right here [Music]
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leban here hey they finally run from me go to the
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[Music] castle
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or I bring a message from Prince Emeral thank you how much resource
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points that's very I'm sorry I cannot attend you as
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soldier of Gondor is there more cing issues you need to be KN of Gondor
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oopsies of Gondor H that's great thank you me I suck at life uh any tasks no
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take my le then clearly I'm not needed I would like to see if you have
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volunteers though and nothing's stopping me from taking your [ __ ] infantry man
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so thank you Gondor for putting half of your soldiers into my back
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pocket I'm going to uh move towards the Herod start attacking weakened weakened
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soldiers re charge them men from the White City that's exactly what I was going to
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say how'd you
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know okay I'm sorry I can carry my shield and my
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bow wow pretty neat but I'm not going to cuz that seems
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to impact my ability to fire [ __ ] I seem to impact my ability to
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fire though be fair
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[ __ ] why do they got such a goddamn goofy [ __ ] run um I hit
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somebody I hit somebody twice I hit somebody again I hit him
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[Music] again I hit him I did it I can use a
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bow awesome two kill two wounded so we're going to save The Bowman the
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Axeman so we're in two rank points so I'm going to go fight the Herod Scouts
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here I have no chance of actually winning I mean losing my bad H whoops
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well you know let's go this way anyway
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uh wait a minute stragglers check the Herod
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cam uh they have oh [ __ ] I could kill their Chief right now if he came out of
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that cam
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licky lick oh arum Scouts your ass over here hard bro uh no no no help help this
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help the Rangers charge the
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enemy where are
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they they're coming from over there
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let's see [Music]
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here wow my archers are as good as I am that's pretty
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disappointing those are the Rangers that's worse honestly you know what just charge just
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have my infantry [Music] charge so we can get some of the good
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job from
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them wow I missed three time oh
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[ __ ] I hit one of my soldiers uh whoopsies we win they say thank you uh
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we didn't do jack [ __ ] but hey you know now back to fighting the Herod
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scouts or finding them excuse me get over here A
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D oh those rangers are [ __ ] help them 33 there eight I'm just
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going have my soldiers do this cuz I clearly can't do anything despite an extended
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Skirmish what [ __ ] do you mean there's there's no way the enem is
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anywhere near that good go chase the har spin now
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oops okay um I'm going to go large
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here to the castle and see if uh his lordship needs any [Music]
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help hey you you need a task for
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me uh I need to send a letter to forong the fat who should be currently at l or
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okay I can do that [Music] I've been there
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before gain 15 Point that's go to the go to the
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castle why they call him the fat but see ax Master orong
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the I I can see it uh though okay
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forong bring a message thank you uh do any tasks
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uh no wait you any any tasks nope okay fine this is
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[ __ ] I'm going to go to East doal at
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well hold up party has nothing to eat all right go
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back to L we need to we need to buy food
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once actually I've probably need to buy food for a while but I've just been neglecting my soldiers
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I've been neglecting them greatly uh but in this thing I don't have companions that can complain about me not feeding
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them you
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[Music] know so
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yeah Supply Master thank you I you're not what I need [ __ ]
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you Baron ax maker I just need to sell you my usable scrap
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honestly before I buy some actual relation with losak oh I'm a I'm a
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sergeant of Gondor let's [ __ ] go alak
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Guild Master good day my Lord can you tell me what you do I'm the
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local Authority we here okay thank
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you uh how can I serve our
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cause will earn 80 resource points I'll hunt them
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down but also do you have food the Goblins have
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food back here for my soldiers [ __ ] die thank you
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charge kill them awesome Function One function
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three ble field is too small for complex a for yeah that's fine I know I don't have that many [ __ ]
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soldiers it's not my fault it's not my fault that bad
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[Music] oh [ __ ] I actually killed it this
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time I hit one of mine I hit one of mine
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again all right we did it that guy's still back there he's running pretty good
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[Music]
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no that's my luck we did it we did
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it 20 killed five wounded two routed oh great you know tth is food
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[Music]
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right stewards Smiths good clor
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Barracks hi oh my bad uh stable and Warehouse there we go smoked
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fish gram ration right I'm sure my soldiers just love
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life and do not end all in any way shape or form want to die right now after last
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KN guil Master uh in a second I'm actually going to go to me us here A Guild Master Qui hello A Guild Master
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found the Guild Master here also not okay third
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era8 cool is it the Guild Master good
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day thank you for 80 resource points how can I serve our
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cause ah I'll do it thanks
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go with the tribal ORS get over here [ __ ] you get the [ __ ] over
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here no no no
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charge uh actually you know what my soldiers can do this okay tribal
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Orcs troops nevertheless Cate trium awesome I'm going to personally attack
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them surrender or die you die yeah [ __ ] you [Music]
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[ __ ] um one F3 everybody charge F them all
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[ __ ] them [ __ ] them [ __ ] them [Music]
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all let's go let's [ __ ]
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go uh I hit it I
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didn't I hit it I hit it no I [ __ ] didn't awesome
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uh yeah I I don't I don't know about shoot but I think they're dead just got to go ahead
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and guess that that God yeah I know
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they're they're definitely they're definitely dead
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yeah no hold it all right
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Lo any any more we have to no deal with tribal
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Orcs uh deal with the tribal Orcs in the surrounding
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Countryside you know I hate to tell you this but I don't think there was more than
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two bands of uh oh you H can't believe I got to finish
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the uh so where exactly this Los I think the
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[ __ ] ORS are well that's awesome I think I got them
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all Guild Master I've killed some tribal
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Orcs I my scouts out the whole thing that should keep those tribal arcs at Bay anything El need nope bye Guild
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Master Guild Master there's no more Orcs Guild Master Guild Master what the [ __ ] you
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want from me Guild Master I was not told there would be
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more than two I don't even think those two were told there' be more than
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two I I'm going to Calum Bell it's the only [ __ ] thing I haven't been
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to uh excuse me Renegades uh we're going to have to have a chat buddy I don't
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have for this just go to cell Ango The Fearless deror
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[Music] Castle
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gentleman yes do you have any tasks course from a SC out that raing part is on its way to Village near
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Kenville you and your men seem able to ride up quickly I don't know already we shall right out at once also you
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angor any tasks gon certainly right after I defend this
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Village that popped out of [ __ ] nowhere Village defend the villagers
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[Music] go my semic capable
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[Music] soldiers whom I have yet to upgrade because I still need
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money I fear that the villagers may be making a a grave miscalculation of their
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capabilities um
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yeah that yeah yeah no
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I don't think they should have done that o
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oopsies oopsies Ah that's uh my bad
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[Music] there that's my
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[Applause] bad we've done it those few who remain alive and
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conscious g off to the darkness from where they came terrifi of villagers and their new
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Champion your damn right they
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are now to [Music]
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leave Castle uh I have to go to ruin the fair
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right message I certainly go to
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yes but first Helen Bell got two
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quests and get probably hopefully promoted if I'm [Music]
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lucky ahuh where to face them double rations to the one bringing the most
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head yeah good luck with that buddy everyone do some random
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[ __ ] just win [Music]
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my luck I'm going to hit one of my
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men so my only action is to put away or take out my shield hold
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up I hit him in the back of the knee that's not at all where I was aiming for
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we have one that was really easy can I help
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you can I help you the [ __ ] hire the Gondor Watchmen
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take the Umar Warriors and Marines take their [ __ ]
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scraps go to clamble we're done [ __ ] going uh
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go to the castle this time and I guess this will be the last
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thing I do probably I might take my leave you thank you any tasks no thank you I'm
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leaving now I'm going to go
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glam and I'm not going back to Columbo unless I get a quest to
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but the war is probably going to start very very soon Castle war starts at like level eight so
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Prince emal I have a letter to take my leave I'm going to Barracks
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now uho I want you to take all my [ __ ] prisoners fwell also actually I
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need some guys your veteran I just want your recruits thank you and your Squire
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I guess why not thank you farewell I don't want to stay
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here thank you party uh recruit all of my P gear Watchmen to
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infantry all my recruits to Squires obviously uh recruit all the uh
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Plainsman to Bowman recruit all the levies to uh that I can to Watchmen recruit all the
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Watchmen I can to footman ra myself apparently
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um strength
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uh and Charisma iron
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flesh and all my points go to archery right
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now yeah that's going to be archery that was uh the last days of the third era
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and uh there might be more episodes maybe who knows uh who knows a
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