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idk what to put here I just kinda did stuff with a Fire Tablet in this video (been awhile so vid quality might be lacking)
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[Music]
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merry risas my sigas uh actually hold
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on it's today oh it's the 5th of January
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uh okay
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um happy New Year my
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sigas here we
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go Fire
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tablet come
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on uh do I have to log
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in uh oh yes we're
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fine oh my God so you may be asking
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while I set up my fire taet why are we
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here what the [ __ ] um well my
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sigas never [ __ ]
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business f i i got business right now I
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just United
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States first and last name
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g space
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SEO no not
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SE at
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space space
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[Music]
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monkey
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doino create
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password don't try this scoy G
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hard
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um that y creep what I can't with
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that all right solve this I tou you
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[ __ ] don't you know these things okay
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[Music]
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enter security [ __ ] off just up space
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Mony [ __ ] offo Amon
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Okay add mobile number uh [ __ ]
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no
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that man [ __ ] still Jesus [ __ ]
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[Music]
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Amazon you are a worthless company I'm
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sorry nobody should ever use you
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again okay account [ __ ]
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hell payment method no [ __ ] you Amazon
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no back nope nope nope wait
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noing movies and reading
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books I think they have a copyright on
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this
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video no
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no
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no
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no
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no
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no oh my God
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yay I've been trying to record this
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video for nine [ __ ] minutes can you
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just hurry up download
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no home screen
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[Music]
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uh this optimal this is optimal for
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viewing exper oh no it's not hold [ __ ]
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you
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settings I'm going to show you a little
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magic trick when it comes to
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jailbreaking these [ __ ] pieces of
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[ __ ] device
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options you have
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options enable ADB
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enable screen
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yes [ __ ] what you just ask
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me this media device [ __ ]
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you
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plug power off no [ __ ] you you AR
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ritan Google makes better [ __ ] than you
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Amazon they
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don't yes
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yes FL
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toolbot
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nope all right folks I'm going to begin
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the wait no I don't want to set a theme
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for off okay I'm going to add
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a Swindle
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capture
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okay tool
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box
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okay just GNA put you in the corner here
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Amazon okay so what we're going to
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do is uh
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you guys can see this a lot better than
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I can believe I'm actually having to
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look to the side so close to change
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log oh [ __ ] I just close Fire tail
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box
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oopsies did I go away fire tool
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box oh my [ __ ]
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god oh right so what you want to do
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first you get
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um this
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first you actually have to do
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umras first I going
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to oh my
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God this up the right way okay first I'm
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going to go to phage
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two and
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good no just stop that off [ __ ] that BR
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I don't like that
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Amazon
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yeah looks like you still have over the
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air upd it [ __ ]
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that okay just go gets disabled here
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now here's what I'm going to do I
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[ __ ] hate this launcher okay it sucks
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ass and I hate every Amazon app that is
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on here so I want to
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do to oh I can screen
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capture F
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name hold
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okay can't see the
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[Music]
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f c
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this just wait until the process is oh
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[ __ ]
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um wake up Amazon tablet wake up wake up
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wake
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up wake up no more light
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okay so we're in the home screen
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now Way
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co open fire toolbox
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again toolbox is starting the Android
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debug Bridge
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yeah fire tool boot checking for
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stop okay now I require keyboard and
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input custom keyboard I
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want W uh open board actually hold up
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open board is an open sour keyboard
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about yeah open oh my [ __ ]
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God you find anything crazy with this
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keyboard it's as simple as things
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it uh nope than you hacker keyboard
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yes so now this is going to replace the
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uh base keyboard with is [ __ ]
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ass with the w man's keyboard oh
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[ __ ] hacker keyboard so it hides Fire
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keyboard from the system say hacker
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keyboard is input method now let me tell
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you something um four
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gingerbread yes
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so next problem what is [ __ ] oh back
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all these [ __ ] Amazon apps look at
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this [ __ ] okay so here's what we're
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going to do I have to open manage Amazon
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apps hide Amazon apps complete
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deblo excuse me uh I mean standard deblo
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standard de makes this actually [ __ ]
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usable I'll be honest with
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you back in my Tabby that's how [ __ ] so
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we can actually watch in real time as
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this Slaughters Amazon
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apps Perfection oh yeah perfect congrats
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okay um FAL App
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Center so
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first first off aora
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store oh no
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[ __ ] my bad um Sky
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tube can I install sky
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tube
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SK yes uh it's
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installing oh you can't see [ __ ]
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[Music]
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um install Okay so that's
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SK okay skybe is favorite in now I
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require uh Google
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services
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uh
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no
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contacts calendar execute
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X32 prob you ta okay
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um okay so it's activating
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so okay
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so go account manager Google services
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framework it's installing like
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legitimately everything from Google
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so I
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think I can open Google Play once it's
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installed Google could
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[Music]
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you I might as well see if SBE works
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right
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extra [ __ ] no version available
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downloading okay
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install installing okay w w
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w
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um so as you saw that was working you
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know perfectly fine
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um I think
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um hello oh my God it's taking for
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[ __ ] ever to
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install oh my [ __ ] god what is okay I
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know this is not an efficient way of
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cleaning but it's called good enough
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okay okay
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so could
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you
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okay so
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uh Google Play services you're going to
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so
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to uh oh uh oh
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cool so
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uh let's see
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here let's go to uh my
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channel because oh
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[ __ ] um
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I know most creative thumbnails ever top
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creativity moments of YouTube history
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hold on oh
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[ __ ] did
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I no don't you [ __ ] dare don't you
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[ __ ] dare
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uhuh
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unfortunate uh let's see yes what's the
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least oh yes
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the most abnormal video I
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have okay I don't give a
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[ __ ] let's get to the video I need to
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see if you
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plays okay
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okay okay
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so Google Play Store is
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installing Google settings what the
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[ __ ] on what's
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that Google
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settings I didn't
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[ __ ] so oh [ __ ] didn't even know
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Google had exposure settings
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um
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um well this is going to be a long one
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because I'm not editing this I'm
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literally it's 12 a.m I'm not doing this
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[ __ ] I can't
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edit uh there was going to be a video on
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quick this [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] I was
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gonna install retro leap on it and play
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GameCube I mean not GameCube game boy uh
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Atari you know entertaining content but
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uh it didn't work in time I need to get
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a video out
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now okay so I I've done all I wanted
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basically I I jail broke the [ __ ]
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thing I installed
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[Music]
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Google don't know what else there is to
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do oh I know what else there is to do
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we're pausing the video for this so it
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doesn't take 10 years pause time for the
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final section of the video we test the
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game ability with option one I mean
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[ __ ] game one not option
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one
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just and this [ __ ] slow as [ __ ]
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I feel