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Today I installed Haiku, a modern implementation of BeOS I had many issues but most of all was my inability to get anything to function properly. But I did edit the video this time.
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America imagine this one day you walk
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into your totally legitimate not at all
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half office half bedroom room in your
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house you sit down at your shitty
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laptop you open it you zoom out the
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camera before zooming back in again cuz
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you [ __ ] [ __ ] you open the laptop
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with both hands pointing the camera
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jenly you
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then [ __ ] you then plug in the the oh
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[ __ ] I can't USB drive holding an SD
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card so that you can install some
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obscure third non Windows non Linux non
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Mac operating system so what do you do
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button
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power power button you then press F12 a
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[ __ ] ton of
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times I think is this Dell we're talking
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about [ __ ] Dell
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anyways as I was saying you press F12 a
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[ __ ] ton of
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times then USB
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storage you have that one [ __ ] all
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right
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uh
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continue you pretend like you didn't
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already install hiu [ __ ] uh how do I how
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do
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I uh balance balance this uh
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[ __ ] low exposure time
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everybody enjoy
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it this is going to be the jankiest
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jeppo video to ever exist anyways
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pretend like you didn't already install
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Hau to save it
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from wind blows ah
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[ __ ] to save it from a [ __ ] window
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actually this is good windows but
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Windows it can hardly run
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you put your windows back and you
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install and turn your light back off and
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you install
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hiu very slowly because you have this
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[ __ ] piece of [ __ ]
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trackpad the only thing
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worse excuse me the only thing worse
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than this piece of [ __ ]
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[Music]
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trackpad is the a Vera Tech 3200 series
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you bought that whilst you have the
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battery battery no hold
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charge no have
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cable make video on later put back in
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box for now don't worry about
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that then you return to installing
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Haiku onto
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your time
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te God damn it your time time Tech
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premium 6 GB a
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second uh 512 GB
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SSD overkill for ha coup let's be
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H you don't even have the drive caddy
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let's be honest here you don't know how
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that [ __ ] fits in
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there you
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then press
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next uh excuse me you then press
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begin uh
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yes and you
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wait and I mean it don't take
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long much
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better hi coup isn't where where's the
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[ __ ] wallpaper from the thumbnail the
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shitty touchpad promised promised
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wallpaper we'll get to that in a second
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first take your ethernet cable from the
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back of your Xbox
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then plug it into
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the plug it into the other side of
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your Dell in spyon
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1521 you get it plugged in and then it
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connects using your broadcom ethernet
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adapter it is at that point that you
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open
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uh um demos
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and
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teapot
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and God damn that's a lot of frames
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Jesus [ __ ] wait a minute wait a
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minute do we have the technology no [ __ ]
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you open Haiku
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Depot at which point you search for the
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technology properly
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at which point Haiku says give me a
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[ __ ] minute or five or
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12 or 13 or and will be bad it is at
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this moment nearly 20 moments later you
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realize mayhaps mayhaps there is not the
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technology that I'm looking for so you
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open web positive the amazing beautiful
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browser for
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haiku You full screen Haiku and you say
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[ __ ] [ __ ] off radio browser I have
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different plans
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today you're going to see how YouTube
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runs on exactly 1 gab
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ddr2 random access memory so you wait
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you wait and it's going to take a
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[ __ ]
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while searching to get started of course
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I know just who to
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search I know just who to
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search the inspiration for today's video
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and the only reason I am using my
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wondrous Google pixel
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8 to record a video the one the only the
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man with the Haiku infatuation and major
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plan oh so you go to videos and you
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scroll down looking for
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specifically you go to videos and you
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wait for it to load in and then
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you uh oh this might be this might be a
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slight problem here folks remember uh
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this is
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a dual core
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CPU
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anyways you oh [ __ ] I scrolled up no no
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scroll back down
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anyways you scroll
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down SE oh [ __ ] me when was the last and
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then you mind the video volume going to
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have to be pretty high up shitty
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speakers after all then you see the
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video the one the only that's not the
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video I wanted [ __ ] [ __ ] no no the Ram
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oh your browser can't play this uh uhoh
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System
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error go ahead and terminate web
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positive it's like I definitely didn't
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just shut it 5 seconds ago
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um the next logical step for running
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this would
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be hiu
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Depot
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probably and then just typing
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in
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[Music]
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Brower I just want a [ __ ] browser
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please that's web positive that's oh my
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[ __ ] God all right so after
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struggling for many problems you decide
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[ __ ] this [ __ ] one moment
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please it's okay D I'm just giving you a
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minor heart attack to restart you you
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may or may not have started from the USB
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like a [ __ ]
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dumbass so you get the ha cou then I
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tried MX Linux that's how I got the the
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the video which I put in the corner the
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uh [ __ ] what's it called Oblivion
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uh obliv
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uh videos yeah Oblivion intro section
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but with 1 GB ddr2 Ram this is the
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laptop that was filmed on this beautiful
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Behemoth oh yeah wait we can turn off
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the studio lighting now
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anyways you return to the fabled Haiku
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Depot and you
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wait actually not that long this time
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okay uh
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[ __ ] well ah [ __ ] you accidentally take
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a screenshot with the really small print
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screen key right next to the really big
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[ __ ] backspace key that you can't
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[ __ ] miss
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anyways oh I'll tell you this keyboard
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is much better than that of the a
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veritech 3200
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series seriously the guy that made this
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what the [ __ ] kind of a keyboard is this
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kind of a [ __ ] look Studio lighting
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kind of a [ __ ] backspace is
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this
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it's
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also the same
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button okay these are supposed to have
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the same button you're supposed to have
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you know your two controls your two alts
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I do admit that I did open this and
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maybe break
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it a lot of
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bit but but let's just talk about how
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small the page keys are okay I'm going
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to [ __ ] I'm going to [ __ ] while I got
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time small small okay two no reason no
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reason thinner than a [ __ ] you know
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what thinner than Apple
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earbud this is Apple earbud uh yes it no
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wait this is this is
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Apple [ __ ] you
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anyways you return to your accidental
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screenshot only to remember oh wait this
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has emulation
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capabilities God damn it you realize
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your computer might be [ __ ] [ __ ]
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honestly
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um I'm going to be honest on the
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previous installation it had this it was
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able to do
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this I mean if you want to play
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like what's
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launchbox oh
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damn so that goes like time again
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buddy it's nap time again and now it's
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time to wake the [ __ ] back
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up please work this
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time Del bios the ultimate test of haiku
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uh
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PNY
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thingy uh SD card excuse me uh dell
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blank get that out stare at the screen
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Dell blank put that there don't forget
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that I
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will and
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then my bad gang my bad um then you
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reinsert and you see what the [ __ ]
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happens
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when you go
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to it would appear it's not supported
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you can tell
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because uh I'm not I'm not attempting to
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mount anything anymore so
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uh let's get that flashy back uh
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wallpaper to a jump start the Dell I
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just found out a
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little see where my laptop fit nowhere
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uh well that's unfortunate we're just
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going to put it down there next to the
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Windows XP so what you do is you go up
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to this guy your mouse [ __ ] works you
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go up to this
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guy you go down to you know what is it
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desktop no
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preferences preferences have
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terminal
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oh um terminal here we go now once you
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get to the Haiku shell you type
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in package
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[Music]
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man
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[Music]
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install OT a [ __ ]
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OT and it it worked it work [ __ ] I've
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discovered something
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great if we go to
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a a point where the camera is at at one
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instead of
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0.5 if we go to a point where the camera
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is just before one and repository is you
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know mine's empty right now cuz it's
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getting the
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repositories um did I did I just did I
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just break Haiku uh can I at least
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install
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well let's see here can I install
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VLC they don't have VLC
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awesome can I play games on this
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uh let's take
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uh
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our um 007 night
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fire which was going to be played on the
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aitech for the channel but nuh-uh a
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veritech don't want to [ __ ] work oh
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[ __ ] oh [ __ ]
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so we Clos Haiku Depot so there's no
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[ __ ]
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problems got my Ram we insert dis
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one
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we clip the [ __ ] charger we look we
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wait we
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watch I look I wait I shall we ah look
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setup. setup.exe uhoh
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nothing
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[ __ ]
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well no James uh it's also not closing
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the window
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um could not find an application would
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you like to uh
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uhuh well it no work it had an
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aneurysm so we're going to put that back
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plug in the Vivitar drive it says um
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mounting volume it not on B Mount ra
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right [ __ ] you we got B baller we got
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hu.
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PNG [ __ ]
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baller we don't need baller no more
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where we're going [ __ ] you
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Vivitar actually I need that
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stick then hu.
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PNG uh [ __ ]
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open uh edit uh file uh
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uh-oh imit uses background there we go
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what do you think I want to do with it
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now my ha cou looks cool and doesn't
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work I I think that's good um to be
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honest I don't really
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know
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uh but can hiu run the
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faval Adam Sandler [ __ ] Adam Sandler
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there we
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go it doesn't have VC why would it be
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able to run God damn
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it we're struggling today everyone else
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does this it works I do it one time it's
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a little [ __ ] up but that's all right
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I got Haiku and it
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works can I type angry emails to my
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employer ah I can type and receive nice
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Bill anyway
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I can not only write emails I can write
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uh I
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can I can run the installer from from
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what the [ __ ] Midi player I'm sorry
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let's talk about this one for real h p
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my favorite o all right time to get all
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poetical
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anyways oh yes we can't forget save
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as balls boot home balls
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yep okay let's see here I have this
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little that's the py drive I got this
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little fella here he's a little [ __ ]
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up but he's a 4 GB sand disc Ultra with
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um
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music from my own
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CDs thank God I have rear iio what the
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[ __ ] would I do without
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it not this video that's for
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sure plug the Vivitar into the rear
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iio mounting the modern mix Mount Read
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right oh I can't play too much of this
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cuz linol Park but I can show you that
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my front IO in fact does light up I'm
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pressing volume up I see my volume going
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up you
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bastard my volume button don't work
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that's the only volume button on this
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entire
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laptop
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anyways I can't hear [ __ ] hold
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on
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uh earbud into the hey hole
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[Music]
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it's safe to say it works a little too
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good
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perhaps so if you want to listen to
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music and watch VD wait you need to find
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a video to play on this movie Windows
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doesn't recognize your USB stick so you
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got to go over to hold
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up so you close windows
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right take out the Vivitar stick pause
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your absolutely different laptop with a
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different o hold up my bad put this
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different lap you you open into yuntu
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unity and you pray uh you got
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disconnected like 17 times from your
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internet but you got your 4 gig sand dis
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so you stick it right in that SD slot
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and well what do you know there's your
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card what the [ __ ] Windows now that I
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have
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successfully acquired my
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software I'm just going to
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um down
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loads don't worry about the title it's
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totally not Lincoln Park halflife
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2 I then copy it to my drive close my
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computer almost accidentally break the
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computer on a
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[ __ ] like
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today about to about to run edubuntu on
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a
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toaster I then put it vertical for ease
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of access
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from which I must again access my rear
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iio mount read and right
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baby let's
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see uh in the virtual end there we
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go
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lovely it was already like 240p when I
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downloaded it so
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I shall now take out that to avoid
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copyright claims so now if you want to
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watch media if you want to listen to
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Media of the same variety but only in
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audio
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form you can definitely daily Drive hiu
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and if you're not me and it [ __ ]
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works and [ __ ] Haiku ports actually
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[ __ ] shows up that would
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also um oh yeah that's right Haiku Depot
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manage repos
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if Hau ports would
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reenable uh on your system you'd be fine
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you you'd be fine you could have
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definitely do this this could definitely
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be a daily driver it's got a lot of [ __ ]
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to do but
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also come on who doesn't want I'm going
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to use this as my daily driver for my
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media center laptop let's be honest here
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this is the brand new jeppo media
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machine I chrism the dog [ __ ] but not as
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dog [ __ ]
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it
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as the a Vera Tech 3200
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series seriously [ __ ] you a verch I'm
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honestly kind of glad you guys went out
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of business in
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the when did they go out of business
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hold
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on
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XP early
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2000s oh yeah this was my totally epic
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totally of a high quality not at all dog
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[ __ ] video
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hope you all enjoyed and I will see you
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uh probably in the next whenever John
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Tron posts another video because I
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pretty much have his uh 2007
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schedule
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so whenever the next video is I'll be
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there and there ain't no running away
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anymore bye
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