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Today DH (@ItsTheOfficialDH ) And I played Phasmophobia and had a load of scares, laughs, and other stuff happen while playing we also go through the five stages of DH you will see what I mean
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foreign
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uncle [ __ ]
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oh
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my God that's [ __ ] dumpy set dumbly
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what oh well
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[ __ ] should grab some ghosting equipment they're ghosting
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oh [ __ ] it's ghosting I mean I know I know the internet turned
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me ghosting but [ __ ] say no goddamn Instagram
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all right then
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I am focused brother [Music]
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um have you checked upstairs oh fun person bone yummy
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wait what nothing don't don't take it take a photo of it
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where was it thank you where is my ass
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[Music] okay just let me get it in there wait
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stay still bro gotta get the picture okay I guess
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yes okay you might feel weird in weird sensation in yourself right now but um I
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need to take this picture okay okay
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was it your penis it's pretty small bro Uncle Rick's
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yeah thank God it wasn't me foreign smaller it might have tickled a bit more
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I can hear that [ __ ] crying across the [ __ ] garage
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hey ditch there's a [ __ ] voodoo doll bro
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this is a voodoo doll you know oh yeah you can use that couple
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that's a better word um he's schizophrenic I think DH
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hold up hold on bro I gotta check something
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really quick all right I'm done checking
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DHS schizophrenia he's not talking to any chat he's actually talking to himself we will
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[Music]
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talk to everybody let's go to the basement go to the basement okay
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yeah let's go to the basement bro hold on let's go get something little
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help us a little bit cold breath cold breath that means it's freezing temperatures down there we have freezing
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squeezing temperature okay colonel
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ghost evidence feasing
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oh [ __ ] indeed ditch I'm trying [ __ ] me really
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man I'm dead why am I so not good at this game
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why am I so not doing this game
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you should have been in here not me you stupid son of a [ __ ] all right let's
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see what he's doing you know it's time I'm not gonna run away please I'm that
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Gap I am that guy shut up [ __ ]
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do not like this don't be a [ __ ] got [ __ ] to death by the ghost hell
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yeah it's a woman too
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this is rape no I need to go oh my God I can't
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believe he said oh no I never expected you oh no he murdered
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me I can't believe this
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I'm not going to be white you can't because if you can't today
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new [ __ ]
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all right let's see here wake up wake up wake up I Don't Wanna Wake Up
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bro why do we go to these places
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oh yeah that's right we're white people
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look at you look at me why it's your white yep
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it's like an Easter egg probably it's probably just really goes
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[ __ ] Us in the ass harder than Uncle Rick there's the downstairs I knew it I hope I don't get put in the 1872 Edition
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washing machine and get stuck in it oh no you're gonna get stuck in a woman
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yeah 1872 there was no washing machine it was women
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scare me oh God women make me penis scary
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women scary anime women scarier American women scariest
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paraplegic women oh God oh God
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I had that strawberry jam oh yes that's a [ __ ] load of strawberry jam oh my [ __ ]
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there's a there's a lot of strawberry cabinet um oh [ __ ]
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um I love a [ __ ] in video games bro don't
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you weird looking tastes weird too doesn't it
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it's like sweet I do not love ihor penis decor
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uh yep there's a lot of Esurance buckets bro
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no more
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what is that
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oh hey an electric chair fun oh no that's just that's just a chat
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right you heard yes too we're both schizo
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don't worry just close the door
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yeah turn off the light ditch Crouch do that
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to me bro do not do that
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oh I said so much acor in this building
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I'm good don't worry about it I'm sorry huh
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DH did you hear a middle-aged white male crying for help
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your schizo as well
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yes obviously it was me turning on a light
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I'm going schizo ditch the voices are getting louder
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the voices are loudest at midnight
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did you leave me
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we don't talk about it boy
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this is [ __ ] is my balls
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teach stop closing our Escape
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oh God
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Jesus so ugly that even I scared myself dumbass
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thank you I should have really nothing
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let's just go yeah let's go
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oh nice I love creepy briefcase doctors books
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yeah that's a doomsday timer clock thing store stops ticking we will die
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oh we're [ __ ] then looks like a timer thing where you could like fight
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when it stops that's when it goes start hunting but that'll be a really clear item that
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you could get should listen to me oh for some Jesus
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crosses Jesus in their life
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I need a lot of Jesus
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shut up about 19.99 everyone
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um that was just you recording right yeah if I took a [ __ ] sorry
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is this Lucky Money gotta love the CCTV camera that's still
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recording yeah um
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you know shit's getting bad when the lights in your house start turning on and off
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[Music] me
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oh thank God um what does this mean
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I'm sorry sacrifice it says sacrifice pH
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oh my God it's the No-No board
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we're gonna die I'm gonna touch it let's talk to some spirits
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is dhk y e s oh my God no way ask that question
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you can't answer that question no no no no no
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wh r
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t h what the [ __ ]
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what the hell is this what's your opinion on the Hungarian
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government oh
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okay do you like [ __ ] it's probably nothing no
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sorry it's it lit I asked if it likes [ __ ] and
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it said no okay do you want us to leave
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it if it likes if no Ditch please get out my [ __ ] way
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so I can use this is Emerald like [ __ ] does it yes or no
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does he can you off so I can actually
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use the board dumbass follow
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let's just get it mighty fine oh [ __ ]
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do you want us totally
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oh [ __ ] I touched it I'm gonna die now herpes
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do you want us to leave yeah
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probably should we leave can we leave
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you want to save that's a good question you want us to leave
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D it's it wants you
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goodbye she wants me amazing it says D I'm a nobody
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mean I mean I think it wants us to go
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okay should we just go or should we be the white people and just stay here and I
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man
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um I'm going Skitzo again [ __ ] you
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don't leave me don't leave me with the voices
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look oh
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hello we are back again oh
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interesting wow
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I'm just gonna grab this Holy Bible really quick
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we should have taken Luigi I know but it's still scary because
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we're in the Asylum and it wants our nuts in its mouth wait she has nuts
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far nuts it's mouth dumbass oh my God okay
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this one I think we went this way yeah we've gone this way yet
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oh my God this reminds me when they locked me in a rubber room
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crazy I was crazy once they left me in a room coming up a rubber room with rats
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rats rats drive me crazy rats make me crazy
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I was crazy that was crazy once I'm sorry did you hear that sound hold up the voices are taking oh oh rats
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make me oh crazy was crazy here
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really give me one please
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it was unlocked the whole time
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oh you could stay in the rubber room oh okay guys we got the ghost
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what are you doing what was that sound before you close
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[Laughter] [Music]
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[Music] it
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I'm sorry oh [ __ ]
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okay
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should we go now
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we should go
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certainly fine 100 We're Not Gonna Die what sure whatever
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don't leave me behind mommy sir
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oh 6.8 it's probably the lowest I've got
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5.3 8.5 22. it might be in the look around more
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first and we might
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seven okay I think it's just like that in all rooms I think it's very cold what
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kind of basement no [ __ ] dumbass um oh yeah true true
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so it must be very freezing temperatures
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bro you Europeans and your goddamn metric system using some [ __ ] Celsius
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I'm using goddamn kelvins to measure my heat
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what it's like all the doors did you run the
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doors light orange you're not schizophrenic this time please close that door
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could buy normal pills oh
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um that's nice
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hola someone is into some hardcore BDSM in
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this room bro anyways let's go let's look before we
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get arrested yeah oh my
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bdsmouth uh yeah
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let's keep moving
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I don't think that goes anywhere I think that just goes back up where we already did
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oh remember that time when we got [ __ ] lost in this Asylum
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okay leave me behind wait Marie wait what
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some stinky strawberry jam Jesus damn
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very stinky strawberry jam
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that's just a body that's just a full [ __ ] body wait hold on point that point the light
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back over there at the feet bro they died of burns my guy
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so that's why we don't cook and we leave it to the wood
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[ __ ] [ __ ] that we're going this way now move spots
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you know something to go smooth [Music] wow wow wow
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wow
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wow wow [Music]
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that's the outside what wow
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I like to note that uh power is out so we might be schizophrenic
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warm one one
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two episodes
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ah Gage we can go through the other half
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there's
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actually I don't think we are I don't think we are I don't think we've ever been here
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[ __ ] don't listen to the voices
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um I swear my right flick it and I'm
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probably going insane again I'm going to go back in my
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this reminds me when I'd hide from my mother
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except there was no Locker and I'd be hiding in the cross because
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you've always been in the closet you [ __ ] [ __ ]
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hmm guys today you're coming out of the closet
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I just came back
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of course especially with me of course it was me
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of course it was me had to be me I didn't even say [ __ ] loud
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each had the loudest [ __ ] and I died oh damn
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he he just left me here really [ __ ]
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someone tells me he went that way then this way frantically
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frantically forward and this is that a brand that wasn't in
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there before anyways
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then he went frantically about here [Music]
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went through here
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oh you [ __ ]
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Ed
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[Music]
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joke okay
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let's do something yes unlike at the
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um excuse me where's the [ __ ] remote
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favorite show oh my God it's my favorite show
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s
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oh my God it was really cold
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what's wrong dude temperatures we've got some cold temperatures right here got some cold temperatures right here no
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[ __ ] it's outside dumbass
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okay well dude wait is that the same camera
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my my uncle used to record shut up
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foreign
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bro the voice is [ __ ] in my head he yelled at me oh
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I I've just been Marked for Death wait I heard it too
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what does that mean what does that mean we both heard the voices in your head what
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you don't want to know
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maybe it's best not to ask questions you don't want the answer to DH
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I think I want the answer to it it means we'll both come in exactly three minutes
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for the rest of our lives we can never properly satisfy a woman
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oh 0.8 3.9 holy [ __ ] okay okay it's right there
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it's right here okay
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this will win the business called [ __ ] freezing
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freezing temperatures that's our first evidence I'm gonna get the book and the crucifixion
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okay stage is taking but [ __ ] cold
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it's raining
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all right
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all right or so we're just setting up the front room for us
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yeah Jesus said God by our side take that
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I don't know right in the back right in the book
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it's right in the book please you know would be funny
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no if we had female friends to scare the [ __ ] out of on this game
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oh my God yes I'll be amazing well guess what we don't talk to females I talk to females I'm
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just not good at talking to females yeah I've seen you on the vehicle I've
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seen it I can't really say [ __ ] because I don't
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well we think I'm constantly attempting that
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hmm [ __ ] I heard the voices in my head they
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sounded like radio static
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um [Music] [ __ ] you
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guys um
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actually actually it's not a box it's actually a rectangle
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ditch we just got a five when we walked in
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um should we leave [ __ ] this [ __ ] I'm out
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I don't know if we got a five but it sounded like a fight I mean at least it sounded like we had a five going on bro
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active activity Spike corresponds with a number five Burger King foot lettuce
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the NFL five something okay
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yes yeah okay so it's either gin shade only or twins
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I'll check what evidence we can get so we can either get Ghost writing
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Spirit Box or dots
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I'm gonna look for some fingerprints I'm gonna reposition the dots camera so
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you can actually see if the ghost goes through it from the camera camera
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good enough is there any fingerprints on the door
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you know these you're a good kid but you're [ __ ] schizophrenic
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okay we're gonna get out of here um so I just wanted to emf05 I think
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bro I love when I walk on concrete it sounds like the same uh [ __ ] sound effect as
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grass oh my God that is
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annoying um isn't it
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bro even this listen
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sound design stuff to um fix because if the ghost comes after you can
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save your life and I think you're gonna need it you should pick that up by the way so if you pick up the
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lighter and that that sick thing right click on the stick thing and it'll save
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your life when you're being chased by the ghost it'll go away so I know you'll need
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kind of no offense no no thanks bye
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get around the book Ryan for Grand a book around the book Ryan book you should spoken guys for the ghost Spirit
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Box is there anyone there
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okay uh do we have already have three conduction speaker um hold on
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anyone there give us a sign
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a sign that doesn't involve killing us or blessing us
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thought we got dots oh [ __ ] okay you can only if
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I only get out get out get out it's an Oni it's an only get out [ __ ] off
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I wish that smudge stick we getting high like Snoop Dogg
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we don't have any photos of it though can we go get photos any evidence you should kill yourself
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for evidence get the [ __ ] back in the truck you
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stupid [ __ ] okay we need to get some photos of them
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wait should we grab our equipment
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cameras for taking photos like my uncle Rick would sleep
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pH no photos we're done we know what it is we're leaving it wants to [ __ ] us
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right now yeah
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I'm not going to be white today I mean I'm gonna racially white but I'm
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not going to be intelligent like it like horror
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what if I don't want to you [ __ ]
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possible but I'm confirmed so far
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foreign
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thank you um
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good thing we don't make money
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um
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diving for your balls because
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you touch my balls and I'm gonna kill you
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always die
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[Music] some by yourself
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bro I was hiding in a purple pen
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I was um fitting your pants
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mm-hmm burn me burn me alive I can't live in
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this body anymore I can't I can't take anymore
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[Music]
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marshmallows yummy
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get your ass over here get your ass over
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here
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myself
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bro it sounds like I literally just [ __ ] will rip open the tents I don't even care about the velcro I'm just like
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[ __ ] you Uncle Richard
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foreign
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one time it's so hard to put it in
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that's what Uncle Rick said
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come on oh my God it's it's like I can't get it in bro I can't get it in
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okay well if I don't like this
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oh we go go
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oh wait it's like that's fine
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bro I don't know why the character in this game can't throw a [ __ ] baseball
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okay doors oh my God
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why is it so hard to put it in they never said it would be this hard
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oh second attempt cornhole of context
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what I got the cornhole on my second attempt but not my third
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so I just wake up get to a [ __ ] tent
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I thought I was going to get molested
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go away woman you're getting molested with me you know
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woman go cook so about before
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I knew can you kill yourself okay
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bro I used to be addicted to Viagra bro my wife took it really hard
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things for Old Men type of disease you know it's um make your pee pee hard
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oh when you can't make it hard yourself something new I'd be dying huh no
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something my grandfather has to do every day probably remember my Uncle Rick having to take
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pills every time he did the um
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yeah um anyways DH so we're just gonna stay in the whole
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time oh no we're not gonna stay here the whole time but ditch I gotta tell you a joke
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I've decided to adopt a pet termite and I'm gonna call him Clint Clinton eats
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wood
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Stables well it's just very obvious bro limes tomato soup really
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big peace pH is having an orgasm because he can
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have beans on toast finally wait baked beans you say
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doesn't matter here let me cook the baked beans for you DH
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but should I buy things go [ __ ] but it's like baked beans you like beans on toast
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and I never feel safe even with you I'm a woman
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no woman should feel safe around you I know a few of them feel safe around me
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but like I'm not sure there to be trusted because they feel safe around me
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okay yeah we're gonna die yeah we're gonna die um
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we're fine DH shut up right as a joke
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why are you a [ __ ] DH where are you
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thank you something
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Yuri you're [ __ ]
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I hate my hairy breathing makes me feel so
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ditch on my home you can turn into an American college student uh American
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five-year-old and decide to get your breasts removed
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you can become a man again each you can become a man but oh
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no [ __ ] you were already a man
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