Japanese Horror Stories Made Me Need More Therapy
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everybody [ __ ] shut up these people
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are about
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let me speak let me do my intro yours
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doesn't matter
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all right so everybody
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because Kermit and I love ourselves so
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much
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sarcasm intended we're we're watching
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more spooky [ __ ]
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someone please stop us from ourselves
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[Applause]
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please stop
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or people will have to save one of us
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all right let's just begin
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number 10 this is a case of extreme
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Paranormal Activity caught on camera
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[Music]
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I feel like he says extreme Paranormal
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Activity and it's going to be a
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levitating sport
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water oh my God
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why is it so [ __ ] loud oh my God it's
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water
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hold up
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this man lives with many strange
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happenings around him all the time so he
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decided to capture much of it on video
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as proof of what it is going on in his
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apartment
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in Tokyo and doesn't have any idea why
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it happened to him find Japan
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foreign
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sounds like a woman
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I'm sorry I think that's a little bit
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more than just a rat
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another one
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can be explained oh my [ __ ] god
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oh my God damn
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okay hear me out
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let me pause this please YouTube
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oh
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yeah oh that's because there's a woman
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behind the camera
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hold up here man
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why
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the [ __ ]
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is Asia so [ __ ] haunted
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I don't know [ __ ]
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I said a problem now why
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maybe an Aftershock my boy oh my God
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I need memory on Netflix
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[Music]
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foreign
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holy [ __ ] you see that
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The Scream
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[Music]
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so probably the camera
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I know she goes
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hey hey mom somebody
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nah bro I always feel like somebody's
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watching me
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what are you doing step bro
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number 13 where the [ __ ] her eyes
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oh wait that's right
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bro the screen though it's the funniest
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part
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I think she's an angry female Spirit
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look for the revenge or is unaware that
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she is dead
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perhaps she used to live in the building
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in the past and died in a way that
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prevented her from moving on
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so She Wants Revenge by doormaning
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anyone who lives there
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number nine this couple were about to go
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in a night out when something very
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strange happened okay let's talk about
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this
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why is it lady in the back okay so I
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understand they're going you know top 10
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but why does it go leads to scary too
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scary
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oh no her scariest to least scary
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it's [ __ ] stupid
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well inside the car everyone is happy
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and talking not aware about what is
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about to come at them
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crack [ __ ] more than on them what the
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[ __ ]
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what the [ __ ] was that
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hold up
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let's slow that [ __ ] down
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playback
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whereabout what is it about to come at
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them
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[ __ ] is that
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looks like their favorite snack
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this is Japan you dumbass
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we see what looks like a person standing
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in the middle of the road he doesn't
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notice it and continues driving forward
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until he we all know he saw them he he
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just didn't give a damn they stop and
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come out to see it
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[Music]
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what is the hiding below the car it
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looks like a human face looking up at
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the camera in Japan there exists being
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called Yokai many think encounters like
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these are when normal people and Yokai
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cross paths
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no [ __ ] that guy's probably thinking my
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wife left me because my [ __ ] got hit by
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an automobile what the [ __ ] guys
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okay tell me okay you are coming over
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tonight you are gonna sleep tonight
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right you are gonna come over here right
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I'm not sleeping right I'm not sleeping
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but look at this [ __ ] okay he is
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a perfect line of sight you see this
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[ __ ]
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he had at least exactly like how stupid
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are you he had at least a 43 second time
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period to see it because of the slow
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speed limit
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and he's just like
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he's [ __ ]
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all right don't get in the math your
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microphone is choppy as [ __ ] oh sorry
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it's been overused tonight probably
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hold up
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that's somebody's [ __ ] Fame I always
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feel like somebody's watching me yes
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hello
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[ __ ] nah that literally looks like
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someone just painted their face look at
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that [ __ ]
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even though bro said hello
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how did they not see that though hello
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[ __ ] I don't know all I do know
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is that when I noticed the camera it
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[ __ ]
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[ __ ] on out of there
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like how eyeball illiterate do you have
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to be I want to know
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okay so in Japan cute [ __ ] fellas in
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America a [ __ ] machine gun sales okay
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this demon or a ghost or whatever it is
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would sell for 500 on the Japanese black
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market look at that fucker's face look
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at its eyes
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number eight a family of I don't like
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this
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four lost their home to a fire
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investigators recorded video of the
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remains of the structure of their home
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when they went back to inspect it and
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try to discover the cause of the
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incident
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and the camera however captures
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something very unsettling they're in the
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rubble we see a ghost human shape if you
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listen closely we hear crying as it
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comes to walking towards the camera do
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you think that this is the ghost of one
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of the treads no this is a cop crying
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because he's missing his [ __ ] break
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probably the resonant
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no
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well these cops get to dress casual
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Lucky Bastards
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number seven sometimes things happen
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right in front of your eyes are the
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things we tend to miss pay attention to
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the woman sitting on the bench as the
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man talks to his phone oh my God what
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the [ __ ] everybody realized that one
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minute she is [ __ ] right there she's
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[ __ ] right there
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next year's vanished it is something
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easy to miss but very hard to explain
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[Music]
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yo I didn't even
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for a couple seconds
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number six working late at the office
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this woman has an experience no one
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would like to have happened to them
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things go strange very quick as the
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papers behind her are tossed in the air
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she turns around scared and confused but
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we don't see anyone near there
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by force Kicking and Screaming but
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nobody is around to help her
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thus is nine approach against it never
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mind
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went to the shadow Realm
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shit's about to get devious right like
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that Dame went to the Shadows you
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mentioned at the start sometimes you
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don't know what might be lurking behind
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you at all times sometimes scary things
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can be closer than we might think is
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this [ __ ] a twitch streamer hold up
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hold up bro looks like Pokemon if she
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was these people were alive
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for Asian
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I like how if you type in Asian horror
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it's just you okay this Yokai that Japan
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Japan
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to them strange noises Shadows moving
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out of the corner or the eye and even
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door opening all by themselves
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pay close attention and see for yourself
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Discord mod does twitch health
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oh my [ __ ] god
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you didn't see that immediately
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no I did it just took me a second to
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like
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fully process what it was
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a cutie
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bro honestly that kind of looks like a
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bulldog
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or a pug
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it looks like a pug
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you know it obviously has a nose
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yeah mouth nose eyeballs side patches of
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hair
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it literally just looks like her but the
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Pervert if he was in there wait hold up
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no I just changed its facial perspective
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now it looks like [ __ ] ring doorbell
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footage of a dog like the Target dog
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oh it's probably a trick of the light I
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feel like it's degoy's uh camera
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reflecting or something bro's getting a
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good whiff of that
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the Giant literally like literally
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hold on
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what's going on in the background though
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and also I'd like to ask how is this
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footage acquired
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Japanese CIA 12 10 funny moments of the
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year
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all right
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this is
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there some behind him I didn't see [ __ ]
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maybe we should go check bro's gonna
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turn around and get [ __ ] launched
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I don't know what the [ __ ] he's saying
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oh my [ __ ] god
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oh [ __ ] okay
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[Music]
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this is scarier than when my grandpappy
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come back from Korea
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[Music]
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he gonna get hurt now
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who's gonna die
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I'm calling it he's gonna launch he's
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gonna get [ __ ] needed by a demon
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she's about to be unsafe he's about to
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get a little bit more than just emotion
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no damage emotion no damage
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bro actually checking now
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[Music]
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oh [ __ ] it it was open substantially
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before you don't check that [ __ ] you
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closed that [ __ ]
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physical damage
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[Music]
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just [ __ ] decapitation I know through
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the door no no hear me out
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cold damage
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he's like well that was weird how close
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that [ __ ]
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what are you doing
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from the background
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I want to know why Japanese people can
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play copyrighted music in their videos
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but we can't
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is this favoritism Nintendo you prefer
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people from your home nation
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well that wasn't a Nintendo song but you
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get my point you know
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yeah I don't get it what's supposed to
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be scary
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oh [ __ ]
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that was his good luck [ __ ]
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yeah that was the good luck [ __ ] I
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think
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my testicles are scarier than that
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moving ball
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do you like playing tabletop games but
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can't be in the same place at the same
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time
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because I do number four this girl on
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the subway is acting strange is there
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something that she knows that we don't
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the camera person follows her and keeps
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recording nothing happens at first for
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the rest of the video we don't do
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anything much either that is until we
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see a bigger picture look at the
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reflection in the mirror something
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obviously isn't right there is an extra
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person
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who's
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that person and why can't we only see
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their reflection
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the cameraman you dumbass number three
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these high school girls don't notice
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that they're oh my God
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hmm
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let me do some quick math here
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um
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one of you analyzing
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they are breaking School dress code
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there is more than a couple more than
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one inch between their knees and the
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bottom of their skirt
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there's a shadow person looking at them
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in the background the camera shows the
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dark human shaped form that comes
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walking in from the left he stands there
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looking at them and lingers for bro that
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that was me sorry guys it eventually
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moves on but never seemed to notice it
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yeah kidding don't sue me number two a
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group of friends that were about to
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explore an abandoned building
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Stormville abound in the darkness with
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only their tortures for light nobody
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sees anything out of the ordinary end
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they continue forward on their
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investigation
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well that guy was dangerously close to
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that girl the camera however caught
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something that if they saw with their
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own eyes would have reacted very
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different
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foreign
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well [ __ ] me in the [ __ ] oh [ __ ]
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I was like man I just want to whiff
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[Music]
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I don't speak your language
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[Music]
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foreign
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there was a ghostly build
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I wonder if I can stick my dick in the
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eye whole face looking at them from the
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ceiling the face hey what that means
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with no eyes and looks like a giant baby
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my mouth is a solid piece the eye hole
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isn't what would you have done if you
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saw this sorry a giant baby oh never
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mind I retract my question I would have
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left or second amendment number one this
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is in Japan here we are at the end of
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the video and we have a very interesting
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video to close things off with a couple
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of people record themselves cooking
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dinner in the kitchen in this case we
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might expect to see some well the
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lurking in the background
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container in the
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what the [ __ ] hold up
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okay
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but
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I don't think you're supposed to put
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[ __ ] with the rapper on it into a hot
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pan
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we're a ghostly figure to a beer but
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what happens that's how you do it as the
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camera pans around the room they notice
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that there's a figure of a person
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leaning up against a frosted window
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could it have been a stalker or possibly
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a person trying to break in the person
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looks like they just stood there looking
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inside of them the shocking part is when
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the window is opened there was no one
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there whoever whatever that was yeah
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well so my question is why are you
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opening the [ __ ] window
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yeah I knew I was not I knew I was up
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I'm not the only one who saw that [ __ ]
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excuse me a decrepit guy
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bro
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[Music]
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like a spinal structure
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I knew I couldn't have been the only one
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who saw that [ __ ] yeah hold up
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pause on it
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Freeze Frame what are you doing step bro
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Timmy's right there
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bro got black hair
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Rose skin is the color of charcoal if
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that doesn't scream demonic presence I
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don't know what does
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it and then they do the Double Take and
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then it's gone no
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but I feel like some of the others were
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scarier honestly the thing that got me
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the most was when the girl [ __ ]
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screamed when the face came around the
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corner
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bro that [ __ ] was funny bro
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I'm just [ __ ] turned into R2D2 played
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that [ __ ] one more time
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[Music]
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everybody thanks for watching them we
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like
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