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Turtle vs TSA
Apr 13, 2025
Turtle vs TSA
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certified hood intel comedy only you
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know what it is let's give a shout out
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to Newark New Jersey what's up in the
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building at the Newark
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airport TSA officers found a live
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redeared slider turtle chilling in a
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man's pants yes you heard that right he
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is smuggling a turtle in his groin like
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it's some kind of slowm moving pocket
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pit man is from
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Pennsylvania triggered a body scanner
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alarm the TSA officer went in for a pat
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down what you got there buddy
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something's a little off my friend so
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the man reached down all shy and [ __ ]
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and pulled out a 5 in turtle wrapped in
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a towel like it just came from a spa
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day he missed his plane the turtle got
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confiscated he's an emotional support
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turtle keep it close for warmth he was
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planning to launch Teenage Mutant Ninja
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Front Pocket the turtle owed him rent
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hands were cold turtle was warm simple
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math