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yo check this out certified Hood and
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Tell Comedy Only is bringing you the
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next best story in the Guinness Book of
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World Records yo make some noise for the
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one and only Leela Hair Jordan noon with
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a E so that's N O O N E the woman who
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looked at gravity and said "Hold my
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scrunchie." This ain't just scalp
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strength this is full follicle fury in
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the flesh i've seen folks hang in the
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club but she hanging in redwoods like
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she auditioning for
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Tarzan's reboot now let me tell you they
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call her the scalp sorceress cuz only
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black girl magic explains this level of
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hair hustle you ever been so bored you
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dangled 30 feet in the air by your baby
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hairs nah well she has for 25 minutes
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straight that's longer than most of
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y'all last on leg day or in
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relationships she's the queen of
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dangling dome edges laid arms crossed
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just floating like what you doing with
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your life bro
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while you out here losing hair over
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stress she gaining fame off follicles
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son i call her the dread defier because
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not only does she defy death she does it
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with a blowout and some Vaseline on
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standby if you see her hanging midair
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don't be scared it's not witchcraft it's
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work ethic and finally give it up for
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Follicle Fury because every strand on
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her head signed a
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NDA and a gym waiver this ain't just
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performance it's high stakes hair
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styling peace