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Apr 25, 2022
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i was
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hoping that you didn't see that in my
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eyes
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as you walked away because
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oh my god i used to pause it when you
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was in the middle of the air bow look at
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him
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and then he told her it wasn't lake
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minnetonka and i was like i'm so glad
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so glad he tricked her and that's what
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every 10 year old 12 year old boy
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oh man damn wow um
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apollonia i'm sorry i was 12.
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marlon said everything's swayed quick
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i was so professional though
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but i said i said i have posters that's
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all i said i didn't say what oh if you
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had posters you know what that was for
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yeah
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that's yeah
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that's cause you couldn't afford a vcr
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do you understand this
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let's be real just to give her posters
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out at the record stores that's back
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when you go to a record store and they
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have posters
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oh yeah marlon she wants you to come on
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our podcast can we book it when is it
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what we'll see podcast apollonia studio
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six we film here in l.a in l.a yeah i'll
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come down one day yep okay i just booked
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your first guest apollonia to remember
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me awesome thank you so much absolutely
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seth good to hear your voice
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congratulations on the podcast yes also
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you guys want to follow apollonia follow
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her at apollonia underscore kotero uh
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k-o-t-e-r-o correct
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exactly twitter facebook and instagram
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all that stuff anything you want to say
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in closing about prince
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i want to say that when
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god created prince he composed the most
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perfect song because prince's music
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wow
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there it is thank you apollonia come to
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new york come see us all right that was
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beautiful absolutely
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you too hey he's back y'all you know go
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ahead
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her saying that about him that led me to
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go down
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principal's been laying that way
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come on she's still on bro
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[ __ ] i thought you hung up [ __ ] i did
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she just did
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he must've been wearing it out i wish
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somebody talked to me like he was god's
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greatest song damn well but look at what
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he all they say to me hot in the guy i
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gotta get my skills up [ __ ] but you make
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them laugh prince probably climbed
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inside of him and sang
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clicked his little heels and did a split
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in the giant
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he probably crawled on the hood of the
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click
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and sang to it
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what happened
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[Music]
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i was saying the [ __ ] about the
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apollonian prince because i was hoping
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they would think i was drunk now i'm
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saying this [ __ ] sober
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molly i hate you i wish i was there to
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put you out
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i thought they fired you i'm about to
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call the
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union and we're going to march
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heather is unfireable yeah that's what i
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said don't fire him at least i know
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marlon would watch with me absolutely
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marlon you know what we had a death in
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the family my grandfather actually
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passed away oh i'm sorry yeah nice job
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no so i'm home taking care of business
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marlin but i'm just gonna be able to
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work from home now that's beautiful i'm
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sorry about that man you know i lost my
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mama so
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you know grandpa's is preparation for
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parents so get a good cry in because
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this is this is practice when it's you
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know you already know i had to reach out
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to you when i lost my mother and my
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father you gave me some words
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yeah you've been there so this was a
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light one all right [ __ ]
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what i told you
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you took the one
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what i told you that's what happened
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ah
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she said that this is different
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grandpa your mom and dad's like ah going
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to ensue your grandparents
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about time [ __ ] anyway
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make me a drink
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make me
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about to go to the office and grab
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something let's go get him a drink man
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hb stash marlin williams is here give
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him a big round of applause marlon
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wayans is here grandfather grandparents
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that's funny heather said the same thing
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her grandfather almost lived to be 100
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years old wow 98 98. wow that's
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beautiful i never met my grandma i met
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only my grandma my mama saw that i never
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had grandparents because i was my
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parents was old by the time i came along
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my grandparents was was gone my
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grandmother never met you like even as a
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kid i met my grandma yeah never my
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grandpa's never never met my
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my um grand well i met my grandma's two
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grandmothers i got my grandma but the
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other one she didn't talk much she's
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come over eat pound cake and uh
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she loves some pound cake my father he
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didn't buy nothing in this damn house
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maybe mother con you're gonna go to the
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store get some pound cake oh [ __ ] now
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you wanna get pound okay now you all
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look good now you wanna get some pound
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cake and some soda
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we need dinner in four weeks now you
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wanna get pound cake and soda
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marlin would you ever consider if you
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haven't done it already um your entire
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ancestral tree
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you know how a lot of folks are doing
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that suede just recently did that and
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we're flying
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ancestry.com yeah we're also finding out
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a lot of men don't necessarily do that
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don't have an interest in it i don't
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know it so i mean when you said
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ancestral tree i was like i don't know
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who [ __ ] who to my family that's crazy
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you don't want to know i thought she
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said ancestral oh
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you know quiet talk that ain't for the
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dinner table
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what if they did do a chat like that
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ancestral.com
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you know how many families
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yeah
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a lot of second and third cousins oh
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yeah absolutely absolutely they ain't
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really cousins
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fourth cousins you could come in them
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and it's all good oh my god
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make sure you count it right
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man second and third come you gotta know
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you can't do that right really good
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doctor can't do it in the south now you
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know you ever been attracted to a member
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of your family hey yo
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nah we got some funny looking chicks in
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my head
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that's a real ass question it's a real
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hard question this aunties i thought
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were beautiful right i found attractive
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yeah i never thought my aunties my mama
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sisters was cute but i never loved
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looking out
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well let me clarify that man i just said
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i thought they were attract beautiful i
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didn't want to do nothing with them like
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i ain't never had a family member i want
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to cross that line with oh you sound
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like apollonian with the poster
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you know what you were doing
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don't turn back back back
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tried to clean up i mean it was right
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tracy because like if you're a kid and
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you go into a family reunion but you
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don't really understand this is a family
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reunion your parents took you there
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there's mad folks there you see another
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little cousin i was upset i remember
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when i was like seven when i found out
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this kid was my cousin
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really because you know you gotta think
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okay all right all right you want to hit
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your little cup
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but i was like that's a cute boy hey you
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got a weird family ah look at look at
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little [ __ ] she ain't big look at that
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[ __ ] on her she got she shaped like a
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mama
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look at her little
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[Music]
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all right i get it hey marlon i miss you
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brother i miss you too man this pandemic
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is was terrible i'm happy to finally see
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people again and i'm just waiting i'm
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gonna wait until and time it cause i
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know you're gonna get up soon and we
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gonna be all happy
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wow
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i'm sorry i'm glued to the scene but you
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did you did work how did the special go
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you did this special uh which one um the
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one in miami
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uh okay the one in miami you talking
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about wokish no you talking about
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you know what it is you know what it is
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yeah that went great i got a lot of um
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flak
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from the legion of brooklyn [ __ ]
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without the belly buttons they didn't
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appreciate it
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the 12 minutes i did about them and they
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audi belly buttons they're upset so they
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got a lot of backlash they tried to
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cancel me but you know they know i
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listen to [ __ ] valley belly buttons
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they ain't unionized yet so they can't
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choose their belly buttons fam
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you acting like they got bad taste of
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belly button shame don't bro i did belly
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button shame when they did they know
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they're terrible people they got issues
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you know
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um you showed your ass a lot on that
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stage
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it's a nice ass i showed my ass i'm like
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i have done maybe 30 something movies i
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showed my ass in at least
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15. one of my movies is called naked
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it's a nice ass you got it flaunt it
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i'm mad i was you know what i'm mad
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about i could act but i should have been
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a porn star you think you should have
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would you do that have you ever made one
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uh you know like no i ain't got no tape
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i wish i had one out there i got one
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really good pick in my phone i just want
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to lick it
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i know the block would be hot maybe like
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[ __ ] oh the block of the angle was
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right it was the sun the lighting was
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beautiful it was it was just a moment in
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time i i dare i keep my phone open
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i dare you to leak you're looking for
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yourself as like a form of self-love or
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you sent it to somebody no i took it as
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a form of self-love i was like look how
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big that [ __ ] is wow you ever be proud
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of your [ __ ]
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it looked like another person looking
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over my shoulder like oh
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it posed it winked at the camera the
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pose yeah that's crazy but it wasn't
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some of it was angle you know i mean i
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got that low angles you know what i mean
9:49
you come from over the top now over the
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top make it make it look weird like okay
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so you can make the head look big like a
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mushroom or something [ __ ] plantain
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you come from the bottom it looks like
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one of them trees in the in the uh what
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they call that forest which one redwood
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the redwood forest yeah i had to work
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with the forest
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i you know i'm not going to show it to
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you
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absolutely not no i'm not going to
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what how would you feel if your kid saw
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it though you don't care
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they came out of it i'm blame [ __ ] what
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are you doing
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look at you first
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look what i came out of they'd be proud
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my son got that he inherited that you
10:25
know what i'm saying i hear about his
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mean arm you know daddy's be proud
10:28
that's my boy look at that look at that
10:30
field up in that diaper like that
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by the way
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my sons were so big when he a little
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when
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when
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andrew would go to change him
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all girls are like come here look at
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this and all the girls like
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oh my god and it'd be a glow in his
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diaper and then they would look at me
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and i'd just be proud as hell like you
10:51
know what it is
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hence the special yeah
10:57
oh i got another special on hbo that's a
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little pedophilic though
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like all the you know things so they're
11:02
looking at it they could look at it i
11:04
mean you know what is her work you know
11:05
what i'm saying it ain't like they was
11:07
touching like girl feel how happy it is
11:09
like a parakeet or something and put it
11:10
on their arm like a boat constructed
11:13
they just looked at it you know i like
11:14
how we're trying to define the lines of
11:16
pedophilia and incest like well you
11:17
don't want that spot at ancestral.com
11:24
what up craig i'm going to sway in the
11:26
morning turn what's that crack robinson
11:29
this is my nephew hey craig what up baby
11:31
[ __ ] craig robinson
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let me talk to him look look we got
11:34
craig right here look up craig you on
11:36
sway in the morning now
11:38
craig what kind of talent you got craig
11:41
craig he got eager right he could write
11:43
half the funny [ __ ] stuff can i curse
11:45
yeah yeah i've been cursing the whole
11:46
look how many times have you been on
11:47
this [ __ ] leg
11:51
where is drunk in heaven i don't like
11:52
being on this show
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damn it heather don't ever let them
11:57
replace you these [ __ ] ain't gonna
11:58
lick em
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bye craig i love you craig
12:02
all right craig turn in
12:04
all right i'll call you later all right
12:06
well you got the new special premiere
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tonight is what we came here that one's
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called
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the headliners and that one is
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my nephew is not in that one but
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headliner
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is my niece shantae is it's funny as
12:20
hell
12:21
that's our girl man call shantae oh i
12:23
thought i'm calling shantay face timer
12:25
oh i want to see her i ain't seen her in
12:27
a while she looked like me but light
12:28
skin mustache and everything hey shantae
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you know what hey shantae she hung up on
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you
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what you doing little boy what you doing
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what's the most handsome little niece i
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got hey handsome ass me i got sway in
12:42
the morning
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what's up family how you doing it's too
12:49
hot in this sweater when you coming
12:51
where you coming to see us well that's
12:52
cute going out the window man
12:54
you know what i mean
12:56
it's like wearing a dog door i'll be
12:58
watching
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yo your uncle he's he's going crazy
13:03
yeah yeah but you on the special tonight
13:05
right i'm on a special tonight can you
13:07
tell us something about it he been on he
13:09
ain't said nothing
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headliners
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what's up
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hbo max
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uh what's up y'all how ya'll
13:19
i love you doing call you later wow
13:21
you two hold out braces bye
13:25
listen when you're getting your 40 now
13:27
you want straight teeth
13:28
like now really
13:30
okay so so headliners headliners is
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basically the premise is
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um there's a bunch of comedians um
13:38
that have opened for me
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and
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all across the world
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and
13:45
headlining that night i'm going to open
13:47
for them and they're the headliners so
13:49
they're the star and i support them it's
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all the people i think are funny now
13:54
it's only five of probably the 25 to 50
13:56
people that i know are absolutely
13:59
hilarious and you know hollywood you
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can't wait on them to make you you know
14:03
what i'm saying they don't have good
14:04
choice if i got a platform now to be
14:06
like yo trust me this dude is funny
14:09
then i you know i'm gonna use headlines
14:11
you put your little money up at times
14:13
with hollywood don't get it sometimes
14:15
yes absolutely yeah absolutely you have
14:16
to i mean you can't wait on other people
14:19
to dictate what you feel is great or not
14:22
i can execute i've been doing this for
14:23
30 years professionally like i know what
14:26
i'm doing i know how to write i know how
14:27
to produce i know how to do stand-up i
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know how to host i know how to um do
14:31
drama i can do it all right now is just
14:34
the time for me to just go i'm a bet you
14:36
don't want to bet i'm a bet um so
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headliners uh it's funny because i only
14:41
got five people and some of my friends
14:43
was mad like i opened for you and
14:45
they're like so how do you pick is it
14:46
who's the funniest i was like no they're
14:48
all funny but it's who needed it most uh
14:52
let me ask you about that because this
14:53
morning we're talking about
14:54
for example one of my friends he got
14:56
divorced and he ain't got no money so
14:58
half of nothing is nothing this [ __ ] is
15:00
half a broker than he was before he need
15:03
this money yeah mother [ __ ] sleep on an
15:05
air mattress he need this money
15:08
yeah i mean
15:09
it's great to sleep on the air matches
15:11
until there's a flood you know what i
15:13
mean like
15:15
noah's ark happened again that ain't
15:17
gonna be all right but you know
15:19
guys from now you gotta soar back so
15:21
it's who needed it most but shantae
15:23
super funny and this brought us back
15:25
together cause she was mad at me stopped
15:27
talking me for two years why
15:30
because i farted on her lap
15:32
and
15:36
she was so mad at me for [ __ ] on her
15:38
lap i fought it on her lap and it was a
15:39
loud one it was the
15:40
i could spell it it was so loud
15:46
w-r-n-t
15:49
[Laughter]
15:56
you know that back massages that y'all
15:58
play with your little giant giants too
16:00
the magic wand but you put it on too
16:04
she got so mad at me and i was like damn
16:06
she stopped talking for two years and
16:08
all i could think was
16:09
how stink was my fault
16:12
for you to not talk to me for two years
16:14
i went and got colonics
16:16
vegan i was like something must be wrong
16:27
[Laughter]
16:34
that dark
16:47
oh
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[Music]
17:02
[Laughter]
17:17
let me ask you about this because this
17:18
morning we were talking about paying
17:19
your students i got to talk to heather
17:20
heather you laughing well hold up
17:22
i'm crying you got the best laugh your
17:25
laugh make me want to be funny you know
17:26
that you got that laugh like yo leave
17:29
him alone laughs like if somebody's
17:31
trying to bully me you'd be like no [ __ ]
17:33
that i'ma [ __ ] you up and touch them
17:35
me and all my [ __ ] gonna [ __ ] you up
17:37
you can touch me absolutely yeah no this
17:40
morning we were talking about paying
17:41
your dues and like you know paying
17:42
respect to people who did things before
17:44
you right and when it comes to headline
17:46
and people you know if you're a dj a lot
17:48
of people want to be the headliner
17:49
before they want to be the opener they
17:50
want to play all the hot [ __ ] the the
17:52
popular singles and then when the
17:53
headliner comes on it's like yo you know
17:55
you're supposed to warm it up not be the
17:56
star of the show right can you explain
17:58
and break it down for how it translates
18:01
into comedy if you're opening for
18:02
someone you're not supposed to be you
18:04
know trying to overshadow the person who
18:06
is you know the marquee on the on the
18:08
bill nah i i not me i'm like yo go out
18:11
there and destroy them i need them hot
18:13
yeah i want something to follow so if i
18:14
put you on before me i'm not trying to
18:16
tell you don't step on this don't step
18:18
on that yo go do your best you
18:21
because when you that dude and you got
18:23
it give a [ __ ] who opens for me you got
18:25
to learn that early on because when you
18:27
go on this bill with 10 other funny ass
18:29
dudes that's why you got to make your
18:31
journey special and you have to make
18:32
your material special and it has to be
18:34
very tailor-made to you nobody's me i
18:37
don't know [ __ ] who going on before me i
18:38
don't care how i
18:40
we did a show all five of my brothers
18:42
went on before me all five of them all
18:44
killed
18:45
they all did that 15 i went up into the
18:48
hour afterward gotta stand ovation
18:50
because nobody's you we all different in
18:53
comedy and so for me that's why i don't
18:55
do topical like that that's why i don't
18:58
do uh what's in the news like that um i
19:02
i try to stay away from things that
19:04
ain't me so that my stuff when i go on
19:07
stage my perspective of myself my pain
19:10
my life my family it's special and it's
19:12
different so i want people to light it
19:15
up if you got 15 minutes before me bro
19:18
like that [ __ ] and i tell them light
19:20
them up and especially if you got people
19:22
here i need you to light it up because i
19:24
be keep telling people about you but i
19:27
need you to speak for yourself every
19:29
time you open for me there's an
19:30
opportunity there may be an agent in the
19:32
audience there may be a manager in the
19:34
audience there may be a network exudia
19:36
studio executive audience nah [ __ ]
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don't don't bow down no you go out there
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and you kill that [ __ ] you know where i
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learned that from my brother damon my
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brother damon
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used to let my brother sean and mark
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curry go up before him and
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them
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[ __ ] would destroy
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damon you can hear the laughs
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and damon be in the back listen this is
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michael jackson
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and he would just have his own thing and
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then he went out there
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give it up for all you seen
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and he sweep the energy clean and then
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damon would go out there and destroy him
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yeah and he liked the competition i want
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them to hurt i don't want you you know
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in your time now don't go out there and
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do 45 minutes to an hour that's
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disrespectful right don't run your light
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there's a certain amount of time our
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audience is going to laugh there's a
20:32
prime time and within a show there's a
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prime time if you wait if you wait past
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that time then i gotta rework them start
20:39
from scratch and rebuild them back up
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so i like a nice hour and a half show so
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if i got two people before me him 15 him
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15 i'm gonna come out and give him an
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hour marlon wayne's man uh marlon
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williams presents the headliners that's
20:52
the day on hbo back oh i'm on tour by
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the way too
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yeah okay um where am i going i got a
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white woman with her phone
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all my dates in it and that's our
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purpose white lady with the dates
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april 30th i'm going to be at the palace
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kicking off my tour for netflix as a
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joke at the palace theater april 30th in
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los angeles get your tickets now at
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marlin
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wayansofficial.com and also uh
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microphone microphone fiend is my tour
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i'm coming to a city near you i'm
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hitting tampa i'm going to dallas i'm
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going to san antonio i'm hitting houston
21:30
i'm hitting where else tampa
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atlanta oh all the black folks are
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atlanta i'm coming your way i'm coming
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back who what else am i hitting
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henderson nevada not vegas i like to be
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an hour
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[Applause]
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you'd be excited go let's stop here and
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warm up for vegas then you lose all your
21:55
money in henderson you gotta head home
21:57
and you didn't make it to vegas you can
21:58
make it to the stream
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let me actually be where am i in the
22:02
henderson
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now it's your turn
22:05
honestly it's gonna go way different to
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you dvd
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well
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and retail you know what golden resort
22:10
that's a nice resort so y'all get your
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tickets now don't wait cause everybody
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always be like man it's sold out well
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[ __ ] i told your ass put your
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damn discovery card down take a hit pay
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it off and go get your tickets i'm
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famous what the [ __ ] are you i've been
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famous for 30 years why do you not think
22:29
i'm not going to sell out get your
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tickets you better act like i'm somebody
22:32
[ __ ] hello hey marlon let me ask you
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something sorry
22:36
you got to act like i'm apollonia
22:39
if you mar let me ask you this because i
22:41
i saw that clip you posted on your
22:43
instagram please play that clip play
22:44
that damn i did something with a website
22:47
what the is going on
22:49
and you know the address www dot double
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slash slash slash you ain't dayjet.com
22:57
that's sean
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john wayne i thought i was gonna get
23:01
through the interview without talking
23:02
about chris rock god damn it
23:04
what are you gonna talk about
23:21
to look genuine i love rob and i
23:23
and and i just thought that that was
23:25
just like you know
23:26
but
23:28
it's like we predicted that happening
23:30
and it wasn't that we predicted it would
23:32
actually happen it was the absurdity
23:35
that it actually happened like it should
23:38
never
23:39
go there especially like with comedy bro
23:42
don't come to the comedy show if your
23:44
ass is too sensitive to take a joke you
23:46
gotta you understand when you're doing
23:47
the oscars and things like that it is a
23:49
part of the oscars for 94 years that
23:52
they're gonna roast you that is a part
23:54
of it they're gonna roast you and toast
23:56
you then give you a gold statue and a
23:59
great drunk evening but you can't get
24:01
mad at somebody for cracking a joke and
24:04
i'm surprised i mean that would because
24:06
i mean you know chris is from brooklyn
24:07
i'm surprised [ __ ] gonna pull out and
24:08
shoot him i know chris got an audi belly
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button
24:16
come on you telling me i'm telling you
24:18
right now you ain't [ __ ] like chris
24:19
rock i ran from my whole life he got the
24:22
little crack them little
24:23
shifted teeth
24:24
and that audi belly button
24:27
that [ __ ] knuckles is hard
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yellow
24:44
you ever had that happen to you or
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somebody i'm pretty sure
24:48
at some point in my life
24:50
chris rock robbed me on the a train i'm
24:52
sure of it
24:54
i've seen 30 [ __ ] like him i got
24:56
robbed from laguardia high school i know
24:58
he was a decepticon he just didn't want
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to pull it out
25:02
he talked about it on fallon where you
25:03
said he roasted you in the crowd and it
25:05
[ __ ] up your stand down oh yeah he did
25:06
he did i mean look i love rock yeah and
25:10
i know that
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he's gonna
25:12
come out of this better
25:14
than
25:15
he was when he went in god does things
25:18
in mysterious ways
25:19
and he's one of the goats and
25:22
the perspective that he will have
25:24
will be so much better and so much you
25:27
know it's like a gift whenever we get
25:29
something painful as a comedian
25:31
it takes you a little time to sit with
25:33
it sit with that cold but you do the
25:35
work and you start to express and you
25:37
realize the gift that god gave you god
25:40
gave that man
25:41
a gift you know what i mean it's like i
25:43
my mother's death i never thought
25:46
that could be funny
25:47
wow
25:49
my
25:49
show
25:50
for an hour
25:52
is celebrating my mother and it's
25:55
[ __ ] hilarious and it's the most
25:56
painful thing that ever happened to me
25:59
and that is the beauty of comedy we get
26:01
to take the worst [ __ ] and go oh you
26:03
know here's what's funny about it and
26:05
you know i i know i know chris is going
26:07
to be be better for it you know i i'm
26:10
i'm sure you know i pray for that and i
26:12
pray for will too because that brother's
26:13
going through something yeah yeah for
26:15
you to snap in your best moment
26:17
yo something i'm saying right
26:20
heavy yo i i i i call rodney my
26:24
therapist i'm like rodney i gotta unpack
26:26
i'm feeling sometimes i'm feeling smacky
26:29
right smack you
26:32
i need to unpack this
26:36
it's just it was i don't know man i
26:38
don't know i love them both
26:39
um you're the only person i asked this
26:42
because i know the perspective i know i
26:43
could get a uh interesting answer
26:45
because you
26:46
being on these stages 40 hot minutes of
26:49
jokes about it but i'm not gonna do that
26:51
on air air them out because i feel like
26:53
it's
26:54
there's a responsibility that i have in
26:57
this
26:58
because
27:00
i'm black
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i'm an actor
27:02
i'm a comedian
27:04
and
27:05
i'm both of their friend yeah
27:08
so for me
27:09
it's not to throw gasoline on the fire
27:11
absolutely i think the fire is already
27:13
there it's for me to you know try to
27:15
pray it out and i'm not going to use the
27:16
platform to do it and they're sensitive
27:18
man you got people's feelings you heard
27:20
his brother you know tony was not
27:22
playing i know what that feels like if
27:24
someone wants to slap shawn
27:26
just your [ __ ] mind [ __ ] yeah [ __ ]
27:28
bird calls all day go go
27:31
wow
27:46
harry
27:49
you looking for the little brother we're
27:50
jadin that yeah he 21 where are you at
27:52
you know
27:54
jayden
27:55
yo hey marlon i appreciate you brother
27:57
and i love that perspective but man more
27:59
importantly man it's good to see you man
28:01
thank you brother that is really good to
28:02
see you man i always sweat when i'm in
28:04
here y'all make me work yeah well you
28:05
know but we always have a good time when
28:08
you in here man brother i'm trying to
28:09
beat somebody these are my i'm trying to
28:11
be somebody years get your tickets for
28:13
uh my tour uh microphone fiend that's my
28:17
old to rock him microphone theme because
28:19
i love stages i love the microphone and
28:21
i'm gonna rock that [ __ ] every time i'm
28:23
out um so come check it out and then uh
28:26
make sure you check out headline us hbo
28:28
max sydney castillo tony baker d.c
28:32
irving my funny-ass niece shantae wayans
28:35
she could take a fart and
28:37
esau mcgraw yes
28:39
and myself and marlon wayans man and
28:42
y'all want to find out more follow him
28:43
at marlon williams we want to thank
28:45
apollonia for calling in too as well
28:47
heather b i know you headed to urban
28:48
view
28:49
is she there the apiaro whp tracy could
28:52
be reached oh you got the liquor with
28:54
you you ain't [ __ ]
28:56
you're carrying liquor
29:00
you can find me twitter instagram take
29:02
your pick at it's tracy
29:03
g-i-t-s-t-r-a-c-y-g
29:05
thank you for a beautiful good news
29:07
thursday but i want to say this make
29:08
sure you check um marlawynne's official
29:11
for tickets
29:12
that's what i wanted cheaper than
29:14
ticketmaster yeah go to marlin williams
29:16
official find out where he's performing
29:17
near you and get your tickets there db
29:19
they can reach you where it's really db
29:21
twitter instagram i'm on bpm channel 51
29:23
today at 6 p.m eastern and if you ever
29:25
open for him don't play the good songs
29:27
cause he get tight you goddamn right
29:30
fart on your ass all right i'm at real
29:32
sweet across the board until tomorrow
29:33
citizens we have nothing
29:36
left to say
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you
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