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Hey everyone, welcome back to the
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channel. Today I have a story for you
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that's honestly so wild, so ridiculous
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you'd think it was straight out of a
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sitcom. Picture this. You're going about
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your day, just chilling at home, and
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then some random neighborhood Karen
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shows up at your door, pulls out a
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clipboard like she's an inspector, and
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tells you you're fined. Yes, fined. For
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having the wrong color curtains. No
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joke. The color of my curtains got me a
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$150 fine from a Karen. So, buckle up
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because this story is absolutely bonkers
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and I'm here to tell you every juicy
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All right, first let me explain the
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I live in this quiet suburban
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neighborhood, the kind where the grass
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is always trimmed, kids ride their bikes
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on sidewalks, and neighbors wave
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politely. But it's also one of those
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neighborhoods governed by a homeowners
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association or HOA for short. If you
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don't know what an HOA is, think of it
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as a neighborhood government with a ton
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of rules and regulations about how your
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house and yard should look. Some HOAs
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are chill, but others, well, they're
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borderline dictatorships.
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And mine, oh, it's definitely one of the
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more strict ones. The HOA here is famous
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for enforcing rules about everything
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from the color you paint your front
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door, the types of plants you grow, even
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what kind of mailbox you can have. So,
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naturally, I try to keep things pretty
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by the book. I don't want trouble.
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So, fast forward to a couple months ago.
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I decided it was time to freshen up my
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living room a bit. I had these old
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curtains that were basically falling
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apart, faded from years of sun, and I
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wanted something new, something that
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felt cozy, but still stylish.
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After browsing a few stores, I settled
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on these soft blue curtains. Not too
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bright, not too loud, just a nice calm
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blue. I figured it would bring some
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color and life into my space. A few days
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later, I got a knock on my door. I
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wasn't expecting anyone, so I opened it
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curious. And there she was, the infamous
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neighborhood Karen. Let's call her
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Linda. Linda had that trademark, I'm
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here to police your life look. She had a
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clipboard, sunglasses, and a little
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badge that said HOA enforcement. I'm
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pretty sure it was a sticker she made
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herself. Linda immediately starts off
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with, "Good afternoon. I'm here
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regarding a complaint about your
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I blinked, confused. My curtains? I
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said. She nodded seriously. Yes. The
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color of your curtains is not in
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compliance with the neighborhood
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guidelines. You've been fined $150.
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I stared at her dumbfounded.
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Wait, what? Finded for my curtains? She
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nodded like it was the most normal thing
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in the world. Yes. According to the HOA
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regulations, curtain colors must be
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neutral. Beige, white, or cream only.
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Blue curtains violate these rules. I'm
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here to collect your fine. At this
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point, I'm trying not to laugh because
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this whole thing sounded so absurd. How
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could she just show up and hand me a
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fine for curtain color? Isn't there
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supposed to be some official process?
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Some warning first, an official letter.
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I asked her, "Linda, do you have any
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official paperwork or documentation for
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this fine? A letter, a notice,
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anything?" She handed me a piece of
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paper that looked like a print out of
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some HOA guideline sheet, but it didn't
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have any signatures or official
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letterhead, just a paragraph that said
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something vague about maintaining
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community aesthetics.
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I pointed out I never received any prior
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notice about this. No warning, no
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letter, and this paper doesn't say
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anything about fines or how they're
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issued. Linda rolled her eyes and said,
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"That's irrelevant. The rules are the
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rules. You've already been fined. You
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Now, I have to admit, at this point, I
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was getting a little irritated. This
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wasn't a polite request. This was a
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full-on demand backed by zero authority
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that I could see. So, I told her, "Look,
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I want to cooperate, but I need to see
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the official HOA board meeting minutes
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or something that shows the fine was
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authorized. Otherwise, I can't just hand
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over $150 to you." Linda got a bit
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huffy. I'm the HOA president. I have the
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authority to issue fines. You're
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disrespecting community standards by
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Okay. That's when the light bulb went
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off. She was the HOA president.
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So, I decided to take a step back and do
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some research. Over the next couple of
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days, I dug into the HOA website,
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scanned through meeting minutes,
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newsletters, and anything I could find
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about enforcement policies.
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What I discovered was actually quite
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The HOA does have a set of aesthetic
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guidelines, sure, but any fines have to
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go through a formal process. The board
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votes, you get official written notices,
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you get the chance to appeal, and then a
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professional management company issues
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the fine. There was zero mention of
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individual board members or the
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president having unilateral power to
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find residents on the spot. So, I
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reached out to the HOA management
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company. When I explained the situation,
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they were equally surprised. They
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confirmed that the president does not
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have the authority to issue fines on her
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own and that all fines must go through a
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formal board process. I was both
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relieved and frustrated.
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Relieved because I wasn't actually
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breaking any rules or out $150 and
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frustrated because Linda was basically
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playing neighborhood police and abusing
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Now, I wanted to give Linda the benefit
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of the doubt. Maybe she thought she was
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just helping out the community, but it
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quickly became clear that this was a
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I talked to several neighbors who had
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similar stories about Linda showing up
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unannounced, scolding people for trivial
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things and even threatening fines that
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never materialized officially. One
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neighbor told me she got a fine for
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leaving a flower pot on her porch that
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wasn't in the HOA approved style.
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Another had been told to remove her
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garden gnomes or face penalties.
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Basically, Linda was taking it upon
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herself to be the enforcer of all things
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neighborhood rules, even if it wasn't
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Armed with all this info, I decided to
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bring it up at the next HOA board
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meeting. I wasn't sure what to expect,
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but I wanted to clear the air and get
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official confirmation that this curtain
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At the meeting, I calmly explained
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everything. how Linda had fined me
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without any formal process, how I had
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done my research, and how this was
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causing unnecessary stress for
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I asked for clarity on the fine issuance
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process and whether individual board
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members could levy fines.
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The board listened and then confirmed
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what the management company had told me.
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No single board member, including the
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president, can issue fines without board
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approval and official notification
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They apologized for any confusion or
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More importantly, they voted to send out
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a clear communication to all residents
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explaining the rules and enforcement
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processes, including a reminder that
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fines must go through the official
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channels only. And of course, the board
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officially nullified the $150 curtain
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fine. I went home that night feeling
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relieved and proud. My blue curtains
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were safe. No more Karen fines for me.
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Looking back, the whole experience was
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frustrating but also eyeopening.
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It reminded me how important it is to
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know your rights and not be intimidated
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by people who try to wield power without
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I also learned that HOAs can be
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complicated and sometimes those in
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charge get a little carried away with
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their responsibilities. But hey,
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standing up for yourself is crucial.
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Whether it's a Karen in your
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neighborhood or anyone else trying to
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boss you around for ridiculous reasons,
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you've got to stand your ground. Before
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I wrap this up, I want to say if you've
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ever had an encounter with a Karen or
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crazy HOA situation, please share it
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down in the comments.
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I want to hear your stories because
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honestly, these things happen more than
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you think. And sometimes laughing about
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it together helps. And if you like this
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Thanks for sticking with me through this
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wild tale. Until next time, keep your
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curtains how you want them, and don't
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let anyone tell you otherwise.