Lisa Barlow Reveals Whether She'd Ever Go on 'The Traitors'

I feel like being a housewife is like being on an MBA team

Very few are picked and so many people wish it were their job

and, you know, something they got to do and showcase their lives. So I think it's crazy that I'm an OG now

It's spent five years. We're going into year six. They go to bed counting Lisa Barlow's in their sleep

Like, instead of counting sheep, it's Lisa Barlow's. I do clean. I do love to clean for me

Like, cleaning is so therapeutic. I can think of a million things I'd rather be doing than cooking

like clipping my toenails. picking up dog poop or like scrubbing the toilets

You know, Chlorox did a study. They were like, what feels better? Cleaning or petting puppies or cleaning and getting a massage

And definitely cleaning's right out there. I love that. He left on his mission two years ago

We get to pick him up and like just under two and a half months

And we're going to go to Columbia. We're going to go to Bogota, grab him and bring him home

But we get to talk to him every Monday on a FaceTime, which is great

Oh she declined it And like if there a big moment happening or a holiday or something special he gets to call home But we can wait to see him I need him home The first week he left I would go in his bedroom and like lay on his bed and cry

I just felt for you and I just, I feel like, I feel for me too

And make him videos about like how much I missed him and how bad I wanted to come home already

And I think as time goes on, you like acclimate to your new normal. Henry loves being an only child

He loves being with me and John. He could hang out with us. like all day. He loves going on trips with us to dinner with us. So I think it's been like really

special to have that alone time with Henry. The first seven years of Jack's life, he had us all to

himself. And now like the seven last years before Henry turns 18 and goes into the world

like we have him alone. So it's been kind of fun. I would do it. But based on the conditions

I'd need to definitely bring all of the clerks disinfecting wipes, like toilet brushes, like all the

things. I think it's so different than housewives. You know, you're playing a game. And I think

I'm a very straightforward person. I can go herself. I done with her because I not a and I don cheat on my husband Her in a dumb a family that poses Why don you own a house You can I would hope I would do well I don know I wouldn be a traitor I don think

You're in a glass box. So you give up your privacy when you become a housewife

So I think it makes you resilient. I think that there's lessons to be learned from everything you do

And I think it makes you stronger, probably a little more closed off than I used to be

I still talk to everyone like in the grocery store. You know what I really want to learn how to make is

like when I'm shopping, if I'm like getting, you know, my Wendy's

I still talk to like everybody when I'm out, but what I share is probably very different

And I just think that I have good intentions in my relationships and it's different because not

everybody does. Well, I'm a big supporter of women. So I would keep everyone with the one that's the nastiest to women

So Monica, you would have to go. I just got sent and like tagged in a real someone made

And there's some I forgot about, but probably I don't. deserve presence for breathing

Like I deserve presents for nothing just for breathing I don even think they iconic or one when I saying I like baby gorgeous Like that just what I call Henry Hi baby gorgeous

You know, and I'm like angel baby, baby gorgeous. And it was like crazy that people gravitated to that

I just am being me. And I think when you're just being yourself, that's probably the easiest way to do anything

I don't ever talk about my age. My birthday. My birthday. It's my birthday

It's my birthday. keep getting older and I don't. I will tell you this, Andy Cohen

season two reunion, I walked out. I was like first chair and I was going to get annihilated

And he asked my age and I always make myself older when I'm doing stuff because then people

will be like, oh, you look so good for your age. And so I did that. And I was expecting her to be like, wow, you look so good for your age

And then he was like, yeah, she's this age. And I was like, holy crap, he's sending that to the press

But nobody knows my real age. I'll tell you when it's an important birthday, you will see a huge party