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TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES | 1989 Arcade Version | W/ @UnwrittenAlecHQ
Aug 24, 2025
This is from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Cowabunga Collection on PS4. I once again collab with my good buddy, @UnwrittenAlecHQ, for this classic arcade version of TMNT from 1989. If you enjoy the gameplay, please consider checking out our channels for more content. #gaming #tmnt #classic #gameplay Subscribe to my channel: https://www.youtube.com/@UClvXJv3rGbf9NIULhmhO4Ew Alec Earp-Haggard's channel: https://www.youtube.com/@UCF89sete3Lez2U8zfIKlD1Q
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0:01
Hello and welcome. Here we go. Should
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I let go now? Yeah. Choose your character. Select your turtle. I'm going to be
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him. Who's him? I don't know who he is. I don't know
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what his name is. The blue blue bandit dude. Leonardo. Yeah.
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Leo. I'm not I can't remember the names.
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Call yourself a fan. Oh, okay. Wait, what? I'm confused.
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We had to press the song. Okay. Yeah.
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Okay. Yeah, I played this. I think I played this one.
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Teenage turtles. I watched the the movie the realistic movies back in the '9s.
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Yeah, they're awesome. I just can't remember the names of the characters.
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Wait, quick start. I am. I'm pushing. [Music]
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Well, then what's going on? Yeah, what's going on? Are you pushing the maybe push the touch
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pad? Oh, it says press star, but it's X. Confusing. Oh, that is confusing. Go away.
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Whack them. Their balls up. Smack them. Whack them.
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Whack them. Smack them with the whackom. Suck them. Boom.
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Oh no. I must quit. I don't want to do that. After me. I'm almost freaking raised my
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balls. I want balls in my face. Thank you very much. I don't I don't want to fly that
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way. He's throwing us kicking their asses.
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Hell yeah. You bastard. Bring them [ __ ]
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I have them in the streets. Imagine them in the street. Not literally.
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Just with my sword. Nunchucks. Maybe. And I don't mean my sword between my
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legs. Nunchucks. Oh yeah. All right. Bye-bye. Oh, these metal things.
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Yeah. Yeah, we're kicking ass, though. I hear scream.
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I heard that. She's being gang raped. She's being gang raped. No, leave her alone, you rapists.
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Bad rap is bad. You sickos leave her. Yeah, you sickos.
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Go to prison. That where you belong. A
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mixed up with your character. I know. Same. I thought I was you for a second. Oh.
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There's a dildo. There's a dildo coming up. And there's a rhino in that dildo.
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See you toles. Ow. Freaking kicked me. Bastard.
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Sidekicking me. I died. Oh man. Ho.
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Ho. Come on. Ho. Ow. Ho. What a [ __ ] He's got guns.
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Ow. I know. Come on. We're using like swords and he's using a gun. Well,
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you're using num chugs, but anyways. Yeah. Kick his ass, bastard. Come on. Kick his ass. Kick my ass.
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We're almost Come on. Freak you. No. Freak you. Freick you.
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Got him. Yeah. Yeah. Your balls off. That's right. Chuck this. Oh, not sure. Oh, I got
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I took the woman. April stinking thief. He's got April. Even
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though Even though it's August,
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purple ninjas, get off of me, you stupid hoe. Purple headed. Check that stuff.
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Yeah, purple freaks. Purple headed twigs. Get it, [ __ ] Yeah. Freaks.
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No, I don't. Oh, okay. Woo!
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It's not It's not Who put the lights down? Hitting like I fell in the hole. I fall down down.
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I can't even speak. Hey, what happened to me? Oh, don't go
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in the water. Woo! Yeah, well done. Oh, did you? Yeah, I told you not to do it and you
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did it. I didn't heard you. Open your ears, man.
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It shows you I wasn't paying attention. I wasn't I went down that stupid hole again.
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Damn. Oh, what the I didn't even aim for the hole.
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Why? I thought you wanted aole. That's not the hole I'm aiming for.
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The different kind of hole, not the hole you're thinking of. Rom.
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The hole I want is more fleshy. Do not push R1. Why? cuz it makes you want to quit.
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Oh, we're not there yet. We're not there yet. Yeah, we're we're still doing all right.
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Yeah. I mean, we're not the best fighters, but we're doing all right.
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I don't want to go in there. Manhole, [ __ ] Get out. I don't want to go in that manhole. No,
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you went in the manhole. You weren't right in that manhole. I went and jumped. I didn't know you like that kind of
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the manhole. I'm not talking about an actual that
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hole. I'm talking about an actual a different type of manhole.
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I don't want to go in that manhole. Thank you. No, it would be stinky.
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Anyway, you fall in it and be like I I don't even know. That would be a giant
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hole. Nothing worse than that. That's the only man you could fall in. That'd be worse than a sewer smell.
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It would probably kill you. Oh, that's like next level stinkiness.
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Chop. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, bastards hitting me with that son. I don't
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appreciate that little wankers.
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Ow. I'm doing one flip. I'm a flipping fool. Look at me go. Yeah, watch out for the manhole.
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Yeah, I'll watch out for that manhole. I don't want to go in no man holes. You've been in a lot of manholes. I
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don't show boy. Not on purpose, though. No.
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Oh, game over for me. Oh, really? Yep. You suck. But I can come back.
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Hey, nice. There we go. Says insert coin. This is a play. I'm doing a coin.
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Ow. Stupid. Oh, punch me right in the schnoz. I do suck. I'm not happy. I mean, come
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on. Oh, I'm hitting him like 10,000 times. I know what that's like, man.
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Yeah, but you didn't get a game like completely over. Can you pig? Damn pig. Muscle head.
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Steroid pig. Put the lights out. How much in a hole? Oh. Oh, I mean that going in manholes.
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You're showing me how you like manhole. Get in the hole. I wish he can fall in manhole.
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Yeah. Hey, I'm going put my nuts on this thing. Oh, now we go in the manhole.
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My turtle nuts. Oh, now we're in the manhole. Well, I didn't want to be in here.
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I don't want to go here. Let me out of this man. It stinks. Yeah. How How the hell do I die?
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Oh no. Sucks. You got hit.
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Stop getting hit. Actually, I'm getting hit, too. I used to do the same thing.
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I mean, I'm I never said I was good at these types of games. I tried to I tried to do my best, though.
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Yeah, it's fun. Yeah, it is fun. These types of games are awesome.
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It's a classic game, man. Classic. Yes, it is.
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Oh, go. Oh, frick. Frick. Frick. Frick. Frick. Frick. Frick. Hell. I will.
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They're effing me in the sewers. I don't like it. I'm very violated.
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Help me. Help me. I'm going. I need an adult. Wait, I am an adult.
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Says I remember that off of a show. He says, someone says, I need an adult. Wait, I am an adult.
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Get a pizza. I know. I was trying to get that pizza, too, and it was failing.
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Stupid freaking robot a-holes.
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Put them in there. Oh, I thought we could put them in there. I was looking at your character.
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Oh, what happens in these games? Oh,
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when you look at another character and then you think you're that character when you're not
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that character and everything just goes insane in the membrane.
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Insane in the membrane. Ow.
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I walked away for that one. Yeah. Not good. Maybe walk away from it, not
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into it. Yeah. Oh, I almost did the same thing again.
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Not bad. Quitting. Not bad. I see that. That's good. Guess who's back. Back again. So, if he does, he's
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back again. Tell a friend. Please do tell a friend. And don't forget to subscribe for more
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controversy.
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Yipp. Yippers.
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No, beat them up. Oh, I got my ass beat. Ow ow ow. My ass. Get my ass. My hole is being beaten.
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Oh, at least it's not my wiener cuz that'll be more painful.
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Don't hit me in the balls. Please leave my balls alone. Oh, get off my arm.
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Freak you. You stupid scientist [ __ ] Oh, what the hell? Come here. What's this?
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Get the scientist butthole. Take away. Stop it.
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I [ __ ] hate these stinking robot things. Oh no. Get a life
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and not my life. Get off my arm.
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Yeah, exactly. Blow the freak him up. Yeah, we have to do not in that way either.
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Sexual way. Come and get him, Shane.
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Come on, white, you ninjas. Come on. Bring it on. I'm a turtle. I'm a turtle. Ninja.
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Mutant ninja. Turtle. Mutant ninja. Turtle. I like the song.
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Boom. Chucka. [Music] Get out of here, putts. Get out of here,
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putts. Don't mess with us. Oh. Oh. Ow. Ow. Ow. I got punched. I got
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punched. That doesn't felt good in my face. Come on. My turtly face. Ow. Am I not turtly enough for the turtle
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club turtle? Woohoo. Whoa. Have you seen that show master in
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disguise? Uh, no.
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No. Am I not turtly enough to the turtle? Turtle.
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It's a good movie. I should have wait till I got closer to that bar. A good movie.
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Okay, I believe it. I believe it. In focus mode. Yeah, I'm just focused.
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Yes, I can tell. I I I'm trying to m I multitask.
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I can but pizza time.
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Oh god. Hey, what the we have to fight both of them.
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Damn. Ow. F you. You stupid rhino piggy. I know
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they used to been humans and they got like mutated. Yeah.
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And them. I was hit them, man.
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I know. Prick them. Let me shut I'm going to shut my sword so far up. Oh no. I'm dead
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again. Start again. Yeah, you're back. You come back. No, I'm not back. It won't let me now. Oh, no way.
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Oh, now it will. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was pushing X, but it wasn't letting
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me. I guess I was and I just thought I was.
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Oh, come on, man. Ow, [ __ ]
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Jesus. Can you block on this game? I don't know. I had I wish I knew how to if that was
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the case. Oh, get knocked out though.
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Press one but freak you. I press the wrong one button. Uh what the Did you push the quit
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button? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that happens to me, too. I was just trying to figure out if you can block, but it doesn't seem like it.
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No, you can't. Let's move it. Let's move it. Oh, she kisses me though.
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That I'm just looking sexy in the back.
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Is that what it looks like? You're like, "Oh, look at me. I'm so sexy. I don't have a girl. I'm not getting any action though. But
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I'm so sexy. At least I got the girl.
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Yeah. Now I'm just a guy in the background looking sexy. You're just a third wheel. I should say apparently.
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But I still have my confidence. My sexiness.
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I'm a sexy turtle.
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You get the kiss. I did look shell shock.
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Over. Slice and dice. I help. Slice and dice, baby.
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These robots. Thought we would be done with these robot, but no. These robots want to come at us. Get
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No. Stop shocking me, you dick. Oh, I died again. I'm trash at this
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game. [Music] Don't let me Oh, there we go.
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Radical, dude. Let's go, man. My favorite Their favorite food is
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pizza. Yeah. Is that the only food I eat usually?
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What's that? It's uh pizza. That's the only food that I see to me, I think.
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Yeah. Yeah. Have they at anything else other than pizza? I don't know. I can't remember. I think so. I think so.
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No. Like, they haven't even tried any other food. Like, there's other foods that are very delicious.
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I mean, pizza's really good. I'm not Don't get me wrong, but
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[Applause] you bunch of things.
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Why is that what they are? Why is an armor? Wisenheimer.
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Yeah. Oh, maybe you need that. Oh, sorry. I was trying to give to you,
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but I actually walked into what the point of that. Yeah, I was trying to make
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I kind of grabbed the piece. I was was hoping for you to grab it. That's right.
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Damn it. Watch, dudes. Hacking slash. Ow.
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Ow. I'm going to cry to my mom. I'm down my
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mom. Ow. Wreck
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wreck him. Yep. Got him. He's down and out. Oh, pouring into the a-holes. White
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a-holes. Get them in half, mother. F these guys up. Chop their balls off.
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They don't have any. Oh yeah. Oh goches.
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Look at that. just took out two at once. Yeah, we're like looking look how sexy
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we are. Sterose
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stuck. Look at that pose.
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Look at Wait, where do we go? Do we go four? Oh, we have four. Whoa.
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I thought they would were going to be more appearing with these spikes. Ow. Yeah, don't touch the spikes. No, I
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just did touch them when you touched them. How do we jump over? Maybe I still
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get hit. Freak you a-holes. Get out of here, chucking dead ass.
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Yeah, bunch of douchebags. Oh, yeah. Yeah. All right. Ah, how are we staying on skateboards
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while we fall? That's not fair. They're a chain. They're using holographers. We're using
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skateboards. I thought it again. That's like
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That's cheating hacks. Hacks. Joking. But anyways,
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let him. Oh, frick. Frick. Frick. Let me. Let me at him. Oh, no. It's a
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different Let him out of him.
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Let me let me out of Scooby. Get over there. Oh yeah. Scrappy.
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That's his name, I think. But Scrappy. Scrappydoo. Yeah. Yeah. Scrappy Doo. Scrappy Doo.
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Whoa. You a-holes. Damn.
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Jesus. This is like insane. They're dropping dildos on me. I don't
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like that. Yeah. I want dildos to be dropped on me. You like it? Don't lie. Oh. again. Same
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with you. Yeah, I definitely like dildos being dropped on me. I love it. I just I open
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my mouth each time. I died.
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Now I'm back. You think you're avoiding them, but you just run into them.
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Yeah. Oh. Try to do your best.
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Finally. Yeah, victories are back in the turtle mobile.
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Whoa. Why are you driving the nice turtle off the cliff? Come on. Let's bust this joint or
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whatever. Yeah. Don't smoke a joint. Bust this joint. Wait, we saved April. Now we got to save
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Splender. Really? Jeez. But he's the one that taught us. I know.
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But who taught him? Shredder, remember?
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Oh, no. I I was bit of the shows, but I didn't know that it was Shredder.
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Oh, yeah. Ow.
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Stupid ass. Get up. Stop poking me with your stick. I I never knew who
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I mean, I watched a bit of it. I'm not like a I haven't seen
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like lots of the show, but I've seen some of it. Okay. Ninja Turtles. Woo. Oh,
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probably didn't see the point where they said about who taught them something.
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Yeah, it was in the first one. You know, when Yeah, I first one. Okay.
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Get over there. Probably later on. I've seen like a few episodes that are probably farther in.
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No, not not the episodes, the film. Oh, in the movies. I only seen the old
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movies. Yeah, that's what I mean. It's in the first old movie. Well, it's been a long time and I don't
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remember. Oh, here comes that dildo again.
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Another dildo with who in it? Robot coming out of dildos. Apparently,
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he drilled the hole. I looked like not like some
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I saw it again. That was you. I thought I was you again. So, I thought I Oh, now I did.
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Yeah. Don't expect that we're professional cuz as you can tell, we're not the greatest.
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We're just having fun. Yeah. Just
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use it for that, not for being the best at them. Yeah. Stop. I mean, if that what you want to do, if
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you want to be the best, then okay, that if that's how you want to play, then do what you want. But we're just having
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fun. Not what games are supposed to be meant for. People forget that.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Ow. People forget about that. That that
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playing games are for fun, not get always the best. Get a pizza. Get a pizza.
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Get the pizza. I need a pizza. Sorry. I was focused on destroying those
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a-holes. What the [ __ ] Whoa. Ow. A freaking I don't know. Some dude
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on jacked up on steroids. Ew. Maybe. Oh, I must freaking exit. I
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didn't look at her faces. Oh, just basel turtle shoot. Yeah.
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Ow. Freaking you bastard.
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Wanker. Ho. Ow. Douchebag.
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Bring it on. Ow. Oh no. Freaking getting knocked down. I
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don't like that. Fine. I'm getting my face got fried, dude.
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I don't like getting fried. I don't want to be turtle soup.
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I swear I don't taste good.
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I don't I don't want to be turtle soup. I want to be a pizza topping.
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No, I don't want to be that either. I prefer to be alive and eat a pizza.
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Oh, yeah. Ow.
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For you, for you, for you, for you, for you. I'm like trying to spam the crap out of
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these buttons and annihilate them. Okay, going.
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He's almost dead. Winking. Well, I died.
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Ow. How How did he burn my face off? I was up the top there.
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I have no idea. That doesn't make sense. Wow. Ow.
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Freaking motherfer. I hate this guy. How many more health? I thought he would be dead by now.
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Not die already. Ow.
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Oh, come on. Ah. Will you let me hit you finally? There we go. Damn,
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he had a lot of health. A He cracked himself. We got Splinter
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and he pooped all over my turtle. No, it's Thank you, my turtle. There it is. Yes,
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that's not the right voice, but I guess I didn't have the money to do the right voice. It's the technome.
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Yeah. Well, what are you talking about fighting? We're in it. Where? That don't make no damn sense.
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Ow. Freaking hate these things. Yeah. Ow. You bugger.
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Can you shocking me? Yeah. Can what?
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You can't hit them. I am hitting them though. You can destroy them. There we go. See,
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can we Okay, they're like the cat can be completely destroyed.
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Got it. I thought it could be like paused by a look of it. I just want to move forward cuz I don't want to get hit
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by the electric like you are. It's a little bit shocking, isn't it? Yes, a little bit.
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Maybe more than a little bit cuz you're look like you're showing your bones. Shocking. It's a shock to the system.
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Yeah, very shocking to the system.
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Break up. Break up. Break up. Ow. Don't shove that in my bomb. I don't like
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that. Now I'm violated. I'm scarred, man. I'm scarred.
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Man, this way. See my head in. Yes. Freak these a-holes.
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Hit it. Now get back here, hole. Damn. Hit hit it and quit it.
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Trying to Come on. Yeah, I'm trying to hit it and quit it. Oh, I'm frozen.
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I don't know. I'm frozen. Stop breathing me. Ah,
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stupid. Damn it. I'm dead. I'm just chilling now, man. I'm just chilling.
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Literally. And now I'm dead. I'm not chilling now. I'm dead.
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Quick, jump in. Damn. I give myself five health of life,
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apparently. Balls. I don't like balls. Get away from me, balls. Oh, bunch of balls in my
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face. Mhm. Oh my god. Sweaty balls.
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I don't want sweaty balls in my face. Stop it. Sweaty hairy balls. I don't want that. No way.
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Shade balls, though. Those are clean shaved ones, you know.
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I don't like it. Oh, disgusting. Come on.
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Take that. Get up there. Ow, that hurt. Stop throwing me in the
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penis. Wait, I don't have a Wait, where's my penis?
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[Music] Whoa. Oh, I wasn't expecting that.
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I wasn't expecting. Don't touch the guy. Oh, yes, that would be a smart idea.
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[Music] I mean, I already did that to the game multiple times, though.
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This guy, he's more annoying. He's like his brother or something from the last guy that we bought.
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Ow. Freak you, man. Stop hitting me. I remember seeing the second one. I
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don't know if I seen the first movie of Teen Mutant Ninja Turtle. I It's been so long I can't remember.
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You must have. You got You got done. Oh, get out of this game.
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I I remember seeing the second one. That's when they go back in the past.
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That's the third one. Is that the third one? Yeah.
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Yeah, maybe it was the third one I remember seeing. I probably seen the other two. I just
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can't remember. It's been so long.
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Oh, this one is annoying. I know. I knew one of them was back in
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when they go back in time. Yeah. And they like wear samurai gear.
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Yeah. Yeah. It's the third one. Yeah. It's been a long time. I probably seen
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the other ones, too. I just don't remember. The second one's for the the second one for the uh giant shredder.
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Ow. Yeah, I don't know if I seen it. I I might have. I just I was a kid and I
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it's been I don't remember.
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Oh, come on. Jeez Louise. Maybe I Maybe I only seen the third one,
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but I must have seen the other ones, too, cuz I wouldn't be watching the third one.
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[Music] I don't know. It's been a long time, so I can't remember.
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Oh, nice. Oh, the guy that has a freaking brain. Wait,
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is that a Wait, that's the brain inside the metal body.
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Shouldn't it be up in his head, not in his stomach? Well,
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he's not a brain. He's more like a freaking inard.
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Oh, well, stop kicking me. Yeah, that's abusive. That's all he can do is kick.
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I know. Can you not do anything different than kick and use laser beams?
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I just not um ripping Superman's move off.
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I don't know what came first, this or uh Superman.
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Okay, then he took Superman's move.
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Oh, come on. Hit him. Beat him. Stop kicking me. Yeah, quit kicking me around, dude. I
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don't like it. I don't like it. I don't freaking like it. You're going to make me cry.
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Oh, you can't. You're right. You tried to jump and attack. He just kicks you. What the hell?
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Like, there's no way to block in this game. This is annoying. I think there would be a way to block, but
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no. It's It's fun, but it's so stupid. Yes, it's fine. But yeah, I I got you.
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Oh. Uh. Um. All right. Press, man. Press off. That's what I'm trying to do.
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Oh, I'll come back and you I mean, you come back and I'm dead. I know. That's funny.
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Freak you, dude. Get a chair on you like that. No one wants to see your man nipples.
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Or your robot nipples, I should say.
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Oh. Ow. I'm getting kicked. I got kicked in my turtle ball.
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Come on. Finally. Freak. Yeah. F you. F you. F you. F you.
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No, liar. Invincible. Oh, what up?
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What up, ho? Want to bring it? Bring it. Bring it. Bring it. Bring it on, ho. Bring it on.
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I got you. Ow. Ow. That hurt my butt. Butt. I knocked his helmet off.
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Oh, well, not what he looks like. Well, he looks like a freak.
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He's a freak. A freaky. Ow. Super freak. Super freaky.
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Come on. Stop here, mate.
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I'm not a pizza. I'm not a pizza. Stop slicing me. Yeah,
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I can buy you a pizza if you're if you're turned
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the process. Yeah. From be mutant to normal turtleite.
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Oh, knock this hell. Good. Good. I don't even know if we're winning. I don't even know if we're heading there.
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Oh, now I'm a turtle. A little gone mutant turtle. I was already a turtle, but I was a,
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you know, regular turtle. Yeah, baby one. Yeah, baby turtle. Turtle.
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Teenage mutant. Baby turtle. Teenage baby.
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Oh, we just baby kicking ass. Wait, one's down, one's dead.
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Yeah, me. I'm two dead. Two are gone. Come on. Let's kick his ass. Coming in. This is original.
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Maybe. I don't know. Ow. Freick you, man.
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Come on. Kick his ass. I am going right up into him. Stopping his winner a new one. He's not going to
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have one after we're done with him. Hanging down by a thread.
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Come on. We're just like, we're going in traps. We're going in traps. Yes.
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Have a chance. Wow. We just didn't let him have a chance.
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We're like, f you, Shredder. Woohoo. You're not getting out of that
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corner. You're going You're getting pounded by turn. Hey, we did it.
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We're a bunch of turtle freaks. Freaked the foot, mangled the mouses, and total the technime. That's turtle
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power. But what about the shredder and crang? Burned to toast, vaporized to
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milkshake, or escaped to dimension X until we know none of us
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until we know none of us can sleep safely in our beds. Uh, shells.
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Um, not everyone has shells, though. Yay.
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We did it. Yay. All right. No, we didn't. We died a lot in the
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process. We did. We did. But But still kicked ass. We still kicked
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some ass. Yeah, we had fun while we're doing it.
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[Music]
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Yeah, here we go, baby. This has been Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,
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the first episode. Thank you so much for watching.
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I'll see you in the next video. Stay safe out there, people. And
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whatever you do, do it right. Thank you so very much for watching.