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Well, that last one was getting like,
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Oh, yeah. That was funny. All right,
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here we go. Historical heist.
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Yeah, we're stealing the museum and
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we're thiefs. All of a sudden, we turn
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from like movers to thiefs.
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There's a person at the top there. Look,
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see that. It's a security guard. Yeah,
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right. There is one guard, but he's not
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the brightest. Try to avoid him. Okay,
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I cut his wiener off. Neuter him.
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We got a guard on it first. Freick off.
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Ow. He hit me in the bum hole. Oh, no.
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He Yeah, he hit me in the bum hole. I
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Okay. Uh, right trigger.
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I'm going to smack the piston.
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Oh, I'll just destroy the dinosaur.
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Can I smack the pee out of him? How do
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I'm That's lagging a bit for me. There
1:17
we go. I smacked the piss out of them.
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Uh oh. We need we need the shields. Uh,
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yes. But I knocked the piss out of the
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Or the poop out of the two.
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Oh, okay. Good. Oh. Oh, yeah. I forgot
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about that. Back up again.
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Grab some off the wall.
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Well, I'll take this.
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Too much. Too much damage. Too much
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Too much damage. Tell the freaking
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whatever this is. Stop it.
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Leave the dinosaur alone. Too much
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You think it would let you out if you
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I just I just close my
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Where's the rail card thing? Oh, there
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it is. Yeah. Next time I won't do that
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I was just trying to get it out, but it
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apparently doesn't work that way.
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No. Oh, he's up. The guard's up.
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Yeah, I see that. He's just a pet.
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I got the whale the Oh, sorry.
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Ah, you knocked me out, man. You're
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knocking me out at the beginning.
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You did it on purple.
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I'm joking, by the way.
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Okay. Oh, no. Oh no. Oh no. We wiener
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snoy. The wiener snippo is up. He's
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hitting you. I got the sword.
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He just punched the crap out of me.
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Damn. Yeah. You like it?
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Get him. Yeah. He's back.
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What am I doing? Like, but look at Okay.
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Oh, I had the soccer ball as well.
3:10
I had the soccer ball as well.
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Oh, man. You had your balls out. What?
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No, I want a soccer ball. No, the soccer
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or football. You should call it too cuz
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I know they call that. It makes sense
3:24
why that you would call it that. The
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You're coming with us, man.
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Yeah, I came in there.
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It's It's worth my money.
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He's gone. I wonder if he come back. Oh,
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what's that old diamond?
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Where's the diamond? Oh my god.
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Oh, I see it. I got it.
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I'm going to get it. You're close.
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Yeah. Oh, come on. Get it. No, another
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picture. Thank you. I got it.
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I mean, I would too if I was getting
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carried off and moving, man.
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damn it. Oh, well that was my fault from
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the beginning getting that uh
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Just leave it. Just leave it.
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Yeah, that's what I like I said bother
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To the drawing board.
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We're worst thief ever.
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I thought I was going to get fired.
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Okay, leave the dinosaur. F the
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dinosaur. But the security guard, I was
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hoping to get big bucks from him. You
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Cuz you know when we have stuff and
4:57
we're trying to smack them, it will
5:01
Maybe. I don't know. Whatever.
5:03
Try to avoid 600 bucks for that
5:06
cash minus five. I didn't see no damage.
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120 for a cash register.
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Yeah. 350 for a table.
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Oh, damn. How about this cat?
5:22
deliver it. Deliver it. Deliver it.
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Deliver it. Deliver it.
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No. No. No. No. Yeah. Not yet. Not yet.
5:26
Not yet. Not yet. No. Not yet. No.
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You said deliver it. I just did.
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Oh, I forgot the I forgot that we got
5:31
the thing here. The green gem.
5:34
The green gem or whatever that whatever
5:38
I'm lagging. Damn, that's annoying.
5:42
My guy like starts to like twitch out.
5:47
he went flying. You see that?
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Get the gem. Grab the Thank you.
5:54
I don't know where the gem is.
5:57
Wait, wait. I got No, I was right there.
6:00
Well, the thing was run out of time, so
6:03
big piano. Oh, look at this grand piano.
6:06
Okay, I'll grab the Can I grab the
6:10
Oh, I've done that already.
6:16
Whoa. I'll just rip that. Oh, just ran
6:23
Just run him over. F.
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Yeah. You're the worst security guard
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He knocked me out though. Go in. No.
6:37
Ow. Ow. Ow. Knock him out. Knock the
6:42
That's what he needs. Someone has to
6:44
distract the security guard.
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I don't want the box. I want this thing.
6:48
I don't even know what I'm doing.
6:50
What am I? What's this?
6:55
this trophy looking thing. Oscar thing.
6:57
I don't know what it is.
6:59
I didn't know. I for a second I thought
7:05
I had to run up. Yeah, exactly. We still
7:09
got a minute. We got 75 damages.
7:16
That knocked him out again.
7:20
Uh, we have to get the dancing dude.
7:23
Yeah. Cool. Come on. Open up.
7:29
Get this thing here. We
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Nice. Woo! 400. What's that? Uh, what's
7:36
that? Oh, he's back. He's alive. He's
7:40
Security tank facing the
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Stupid wrecking ball.
7:53
That's the wrecking ball, not you.
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Did I just knock myself out?
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I I don't know. Did you?
8:04
Yeah. Oh, now he just took me out. What
8:08
Yeah. Damn. Oh, I got the gem. No. No.
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The gem. I don't want No, I'm not
8:15
Not what I'm trying to do.
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Got I got it. You got it. Nice.
8:28
No, we didn't. Did we?
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Okay. Thank God for that.
8:35
Awesome. Now we are ready for the
8:38
Not really, but okay.
8:43
That one didn't take guys long.
8:46
No, that stupid guard though. Salt core
8:49
won't know what hit him.
8:50
I was hoping I was hoping he wouldn't
8:54
When I put him in the moving van, I
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thought maybe human trafficking, you
9:01
Well, that's against old people.
9:04
Well, we're stealing as it is anyways.
9:07
why not go a further step?
9:11
We've broken so many law so many laws,
9:18
I They apparently they don't take old
9:20
people. And human trafficking is wrong,
9:22
by the way. We just joke around when we
9:24
say that. It's in a game. So
9:27
in real life that's like that's effed