GET PACKED: FULLY LOADED | Part 4 (W/ @UnwrittenAlecHQ
Aug 26, 2025
Campaign Mode: Level 2-1 - Salt Depot! Get Packed: Fully Loaded is co-op carnage with Friends. It's the expanded edition of the couch co-op removals game that’s full of calamity and physics-based carnage for 1-4 players. This was made even more hilarious as I once again collab with my good friend, Alec Earp-Haggard! If you enjoy this video, please give it a like, leave a comment and subscribe. Also, check out our channels for more great content, both links are below. #gaming #funny #new #gameplay Chapters: 00:00 - 00:06 Intro 00:06 - 14:44 Level 2-1: Salt Depot 14:44 - 14:51 Outro Subscribe to my channel: https://www.youtube.com/@UClvXJv3rGbf9NIULhmhO4Ew UnwrittenAlecHQ: https://www.youtube.com/@UCF89sete3Lez2U8zfIKlD1Q
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[Music]
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Please pick up any dismembered limbs.
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Don't be a litterbug.
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Dismembered limbs.
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Please ensure the door is clear from
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children of wild dodos. I thought I said
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dildos then.
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Dildos.
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That's perfect game.
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It could be.
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Yeah. Don't go through that thing there.
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That
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go in it. All right. No, don't. Watch
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out for the forklifts. They're likely to
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waste around here sometimes. Oh, great.
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Another vehicle. Stop.
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I can't take it. I can't take it
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anymore. I can't.
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I destroyed it, didn't I? Okay. It's
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still good. I'm not dead. I'm alive.
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Uh, okay, bud. Just get on with it, will
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you?
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What's that?
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Yes.
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I don't know. I got to do what?
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I don't know what that is. We put these
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straight boxes too.
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Oh, I see it. I see it. Oh, no.
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Oh, got to go all the way around. It's
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there. Look on the wall there. Look.
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Oh, I see it.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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I'm getting it.
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Yeah.
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I got it. No, I can't get out.
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That's it. It's open. It's open. It's
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open. It's open. Oh, no.
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No.
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What the hell?
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Jesus.
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Thanks.
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It's just way broke. Wankers
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stupid [ __ ]
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They broke the damn thing.
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Son of a [ __ ]
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Oh, no. Diamond here.
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Let's go all the way around.
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I want that diamond. Can we not grab the
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diamond? I got it.
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Get that couch. Get a couch.
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I can't. I I got a diamond. Might get a
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lot for it.
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It's a diamond, I think.
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Oh, it's going to run out of time.
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Oh [ __ ] Ow.
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I pressed that at the wrong time.
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I got to go. Look at this. I'm stuck. I
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hate getting stuck in this damn.
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I'm glad
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they're [ __ ]
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What?
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Those guys are [ __ ]
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And they work. You broke the sofa.
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It's in It's in three parts now.
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Those guys are bunch of dicks.
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Oh, I got this one.
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On a different side.
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I got the No, I don't want the table. I
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want the chair. Get away. Thank you.
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Okay, you got Okay, I'll get the
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foosball table.
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Yeah, get that.
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I mean, we don't really need it, but we
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just take it. Why not?
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Well, we Yeah, we need everything
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anyway.
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Should I deliver? Yeah, I'll deliver it.
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Ow. Oh, it's weird. Don't worry about
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that. Oh no, here they come again. Here
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they come again. Watch out.
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Oh no, the dick. The dick.
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God's sake.
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Where's
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Wait, is it on the other side now?
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Oh, for God's sake.
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How we get annoying?
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How we going to get stars?
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Yeah.
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Oh my I broke that. I got stuck in
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between and it broke. Okay, get the
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desk. Okay, and maybe I can't get the
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desk, stupid.
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A
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Oh, whatever.
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Wait, it's taking me. Help.
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Will that be money?
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I'm I'm worthless.
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You're fired.
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I'm sorry. We're trying to do our back,
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you
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try. It's not easy.
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I know. Get out from under your desk,
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you jack off.
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Yeah, quit sitting on your lazy ass and
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eating donuts.
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Damn it. Right, now we know what to do.
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Yes,
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man. This game is hilarious.
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No, it's crying your head.
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Not yet.
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That's yet to come.
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Oh no, the limbs.
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I was looking at your character, not
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mine.
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I know. I had to that many times. Wait,
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where's the painting?
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Where's that painting?
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Uh,
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hello painting.
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Where is it? Oh, it's on the top left.
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Top left. Top left of the screen.
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Top left
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in that room.
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In this room.
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In there. Yeah. Yeah. On on the wall.
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There we go.
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If it lets me grab it and not grab other
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things.
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Oh no.
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You got to pull it.
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There we go. I grabbed it.
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Pull it, man.
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I'm going. I'm going, man. I'm going.
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I'm running. I'm running.
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Deliver. Delivery.
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Deliver it. The other one.
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Deliver. It's going. It's going, man.
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Oh no. Here come the dicks. Here come
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the douchebags.
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Douchebags. Douchebags.
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Well, we got the 1 2 3 4 five freaking
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douchebags.
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Don't care about anything of them.
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It's coming this side, isn't it?
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Oh. Oh. Water. Water. Water. Where's the
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water?
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Ow.
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Oh, I found it.
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The thing just shot on me.
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The thing just the sh just knocked
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knocked me out.
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Get out of the way, you stupid bastards.
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All these stuff that get my way. Why?
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Why does it have to do that? Why does it
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have to make it so tough? I got the
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stuff. I'm trying to get the water stuff
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in there. That's the bon.
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No.
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Oh. Ow.
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I'm sorry.
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Oh, no.
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Okay, I'm going with it after.
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No. Oh, okay.
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I had to get the
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah. That's fine. Here come the
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dish bags.
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Oh, not again. Can they just
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almost ran?
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Whoa.
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Oh my god.
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So, it's going to be this side down.
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Yeah, it's going to be this side.
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No, it's not. It's that side.
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What?
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Wait. I know. I like to switch sides.
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Why does the door like Why? Why do we
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have to go the long way? That
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Oh, yeah. Like that's so annoying.
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Well, I'm just going to deliver that.
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If we get one, sir, I'm going to be
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happy.
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Oh, yeah. We're getting there. We're
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getting there.
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We got Yeah, but what way is that truck
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going to park now? This side or
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Oh, no. TV. Get the TV. I see it. It's
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right there.
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I see it. If If the lag laps me.
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Oh no. Here come the douchebag.
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You are a dude. Yeah.
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Here come the douchebag. Get away.
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I'm trying to get to the vehicle. I
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can't. No, no, no.
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If the douchebags don't hit me,
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deliver. Yeah.
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No, not with me in it.
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I don't want to be delivered.
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Oh, we almost got one star. Almost got
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one star. Oh, we're going to run out of
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time.
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We're going to run out of time.
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Hurry up, you stupid moving.
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I've got I've got the table. I've got
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the table. It's going to run out of
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time.
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You stupid freaking delivery thing.
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We went out of time.
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I blame the delivery.
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He's a dick.
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You are fired.
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Well, blame the delivery person.
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Yeah, blame him. Fire him.
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Just get whatever. Okay,
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just fill it up.
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You
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don't.
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There's a cabinet.
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Cabinet. Okay, I'm on it. Uh, I see it.
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I see it.
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No, you stupid. No, I hate this.
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Oh, there's two taking him.
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There's two cabinets. There's two
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cabinets. Get the other one.
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Top left.
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Top left.
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I'm going. I'm going. If I don't get in
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crushed and murdered,
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I'm coming.
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Deliver it when you get it in and
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deliver it.
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I will.
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Oh no. Here come the douchebags. Here
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come the douchebag.
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[Music]
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Oh, 109.
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Okay, come on. You stinking couch.
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Look at Look where the thing is. You
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can't go through that way.
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Damn it.
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You have to take the long lane. I think
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that's stupid.
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At least the thing's right there,
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though.
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Oh, sorry. Ow. You knocked me out.
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That's my fault.
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I mean, you
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That's my fault. Totally my fault.
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Okay, get it in there. Get the garbage
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in there. Get whatever you can.
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Whatever.
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I've got I've got no room. I've got no
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room.
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I know. I'm not going to kill you with
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it.
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Get out. Watch out for the dicks. Watch
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out with his eggs.
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Oh no.
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I'm going to roll in it
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now. I smell like anus.
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Stop wasting money.
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Oh, then we have to put that in there. I
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didn't know that.
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That was a good shot. Good. Good thing,
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right?
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Just get whatever. Just quit whatever.
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Deliver. Yeah. Yeah.
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Deliver. Deliver. Deliver.
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I tried to.
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How about this? Can we like
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Yes. We got a star. We got a star, baby.
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Okay, we're passing it. Passing it.
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Passing it, man.
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Yeah. Come with douchebags. Ah,
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I dropped one douchebag. Two douchebags.
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Two douchebags been stopped now.
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Oh, what? What happened to our star?
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Huh?
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Our
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deliver. Sorry, Matt. Oh no, star's
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gone.
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I know. We just had it.
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What did you do?
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Maybe it's cuz I destroyed that. Uh
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yeah, don't stop destroying stuff.
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Well, I was trying to stop the
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Don't hit me. Don't hit me.
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You're destroying stuff.
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That was my fault, man.
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Oh no.
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Okay, next time I won't do that. Sorry.
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I just payback for the douchebags. Okay.
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Sorry. It cost us. Look at the damage.
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I don't know. I know. I know. I know.
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I'm sorry.
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Damn.
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That was my fault.
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I deserve to be fired.
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Maybe that what that does.
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I don't know.
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Wait, what?
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What? Where are you?
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Oh, my bad. I pushed circle.
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Can you Can you reinvite me,
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BJ?
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We got more people [ __ ]
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[Laughter]
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or something. I don't know.
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I wish.
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Feel a little frisky over there.
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Hey. Hey, [ __ ] [ __ ] Come here.
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You got a job to do.
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Right. Try not to destroy things this
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time, please.
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This time I won't.
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Thank you. Be much appreciated.
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Oh, frick.
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Wait, I better pick up a table.
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Grab this. This will
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for that. What was that?
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Really?
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This is the thing I destroyed last time.
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Don't destroy it. I've got the I got the
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fire thing.
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I'm trying to get it in.
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That's what she said.
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That is what she said.
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Let me out first.
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It's not going in. Get in there, you
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stupid mother.
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Leave it.
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Unless it cost a lot of money.
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Gives us money.
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Oh, yeah. I know. I know.
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If it lasts me. Do
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you want a hand?
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800. 800. Come on. Get it in. Get it in.
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I got it still.
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Yeah. Sick of it. Nice. Oh [ __ ]
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What happened?
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The traffic. What was that?
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He gives us 1,250.
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Uh, yeah, but we lost quite a bit of
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damage.
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I know, but I had to hold on to it. I
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had to go with it. And
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it's cuz of those guys in the forklift
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probably.
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I thought to show him.
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I'm not trying too, man. That's not my
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goal. I'm trying to deliver.
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Oh god. How many can I give that money
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with it? Yeah, I'm going along with it.
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Try to grab more.
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Don't destroy it. Don't destroy nothing.
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We don't need it.
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We don't need it. We don't need it.
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Oh, yeah. Yeah. It cost our money. Yeah.
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Take it.
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Leave it. Oh, no. Get out of the way.
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Stop. Stop cussing us money.
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You're cussing us money now.
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Blame the dick.
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I am blaming the dicks. I'm blaming you.
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I'm not the dick, though.
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The forklift's running into me, man.
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I wasn't going to cost money.
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There we go.
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I'm terrible at this.
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This is a lot of money, though, isn't
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it?
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I don't know.
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Oh, 360. Yeah,
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I'm delivering. There we go. One star.
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I'm going along with it.
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We need more than one.
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Oh [ __ ] Now
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you're
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not destroyed, man.
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Oh no.
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Me too.
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Destroy them. No. The door.
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Oh, sorry. We got another one.
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It's on the other side, I think.
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No, it's not.
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Oh, no. It's on the side.
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I'm back. Guess who's back? Who's back
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again?
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Oh, no. Back.
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Ow. Oh, and I got hit
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by the dickster from you.
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Deliver it. Deliver it. We're getting
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I'm not trying to star.
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Oh, sorry. Yes. At least we got a star.
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Yeah,
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I know. It's still passing.
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Just leave it. Let Let the time go out.
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Yes. Yes. Have it. We don't want to make
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any more trouble when we have it. We'll
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save the map and deliver ourselves.
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Bye-bye work.
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Whoa. Good job, buddy.
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I guess.
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Yeah.
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Oh my god,
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I'm sweating.
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Yeah, we only get one stars, but I don't
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care.
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I don't care. One stars. If it's a
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passing level, we can move on. That's
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all that matters.
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That's it.
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[Music]

