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UFC 304 Preview with UFC Strawweights Angela Hill and Jessica Penne
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Nov 6, 2024
It's time for UFC London! And by this time tomorrow there's a 50/50 chance Manel Kape has missed weight by 10lbs (or 4.54kg for you Brits innit.) For those about to sit cageside at 4am in the morning, drinking warm beer and being subjected to 'Sweet Caroline' five-hundred times, Godspeed and here's the Two Straws UFC 304 preview episode. 0:04 Accents and Dad jokes 7:45 Main event Brought to you by Duelbits Bonus content available early through our brand spanking new YouTube subscription: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1FaPU4wQCG9RdbNlMBI-fA/join
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hello hello hello top of the morning top
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of the morning to you just a evening
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Lads cuz it's uh OC
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304 lad I can't wait it's going to be
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proper late andet 1100 p.m. prelims
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Governor 1:00 a.m. main card event
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o that we that we hitting the the pints
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at the pub yeah from dok until
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D
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what I think you went
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IR we have a new addition to the card
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shaa Bannon is fighting that Tik Tok
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influencer girl Alice ellene what did
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you think when ardelene got signed to
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fight in the UFC
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going to be making that face all fight
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week Tik toac girl might actually win
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this she's got uh she's got a pretty
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extensive record with losses against
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people like Wy and B oh Molly's last
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opponent she's not just an ass on only
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fans she has substance Molly mccan is
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taking on Bruno Brazil that's always
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funny when I hear Bruno Brazil I feel
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like if uh Molly figher she should
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change her name to Molly Liverpool it
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would make more sense wouldn't it her
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nickname should be shredded be because
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she's looking lean 99%
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lean this fight's tailor made for Molly
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mccan Bruna Brazil does exactly what she
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needs to land some more spinning stuff I
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protect spinning stuff just like every
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other lendon
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card Giga chazi versus Arnold Allen a
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well-rounded Fighter versus a one kick
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Wonder Giga chazi is slowly easing into
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his receding hairline beanie stage well
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Arnold Allen is still struggling to grow
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a mustache don't be fooled by his padded
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record before he got to the UFC Giga
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chazi has been uh beaten some pretty
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good people like Cub Swanson and uh
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Barbosa it was really padded though
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paded like Eileen's
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ass Arnold Allen is pretty awkward and
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funny and then Giga won that John Fitch
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charity reward a few years ago at the
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MMA award so it's a nice guy fight oh we
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love those yeah made the best nice guy
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win also on the card we have Manel Cape
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versus Makai of Muhammad wait a minute I
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thought we already talked about the main
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event no this Muhammad's fighting the
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other black guy oh yeah cape's not
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really part of the woke
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mob but over there they drop F bombs as
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much as they drop the seword so I don't
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think anyone's going to be too offended
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he'll be fine yeah his nickname is star
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boy I think that's so cute
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it's cute but he's like the most insane
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fighter ever it's like when you go to
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Martin Luther King Avenue a nice place
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like Berry Farms you think it's going to
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be really nice and quaint but it's most
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Hood Place ever oh that's kind of what
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star boy is so did you hear about the pi
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fight between Manel cop and makv when he
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was supposed to fight Perez oh was that
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when he hbut and elbowed him yeah and
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his teammates just watched damn are they
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his
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teammates and Mother Russia headbutts
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you Kate managed to miss weight by 5 lbs
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the last time out so hopefully he's on
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the secret juice for this fight oh and I
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hope you didn't discover fish and
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chips wait that was great o and I hope
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we didn't discover fishing chips mate
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Wait no that's Australian wait wa it's
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kind of a muddle of all of
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them a hybrid hope he didn't discover
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fish and chips he wants some
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more I do hope he hasn't discovered fish
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and chips Bobby green versus Patty pinet
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is next on the card Oh you mean King
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Bobby okay
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King you know king ring probably changed
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his name to get under Patty pyet skin
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you know there's nothing that scousers
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hate more than the Royals oh true Patty
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could be one of those little Squire boys
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though you know the one ones in the
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court with the trumpet
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goes and I seen his
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majesty the most Excellence of nature
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King Green so he's gonna uh do the
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walkout for Bobby green maybe yeah well
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no because he has that hair he has uh
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the cornrows now oh yeah he change it up
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the very sad cornrows yes yes hey the
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English fans might actually be confused
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and uh for King Green especially after
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Patty booed their soccer team oo also of
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a name like King Green he can make and
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Markle himself into the royal family
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maybe plan a coup it's a win-win Patty
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seems to be taking this fight really
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seriously he's been skinny for months
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which is a new record well and you know
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he's eaten for three he recently just
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had twins well you know Patty's been
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making fun of Bobby Green's brown belt
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says he's been a brown belt since he was
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21 yeah he's a do level to this lot but
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you know this levels to hair too I feel
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like Bobby green sees his cornrow the
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same way Patty sees Bobby Green's brown
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belt He he'll grow into it one
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day I predict Green's gonna give him a
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worst cut than as Barber did Patty
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pillman's been on a roll but he cannot
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Overlook King Green he needs to stick to
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the game plan and earn that uh post
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fight Victory nandos o uh Patty's also
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hinted that if he doesn't resign he'd
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like the Jake PA qualified I think that
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will be the first time that Jake Paul
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won't be at a weight advantage and maybe
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the first time MMA fans root for Jake
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Paul also we have Tom Aspen versus
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Curtis blades and I think for this one
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Aspen really needs to win this fight if
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he wants to fight Jon Jones well Jon
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Jones really needs to stay out of uh
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jail if he wants to get to that stti
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miic fight ctis blades is always the
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bridesmaid and never bride when it comes
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to title shots he's really going to need
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to win this fight in order to get a shot
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at Jones as
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well I mean he should be next in line
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unless zal Gan beats volov yeah or
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unless Derrick Lewis isn't busy or
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unless DB beats
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Jones not GNA happen or unless Conor
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McGregor moves the
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heavyweight do
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it Jess espanol's facial hair or Curtis
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blades B patch who wins on this one I'm
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going to have to go for the facial hair
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really
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yes all right I believe in that bald
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spot get it done aspinal claims to dip
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his hands in petrol which is crazy
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because that's gas out there and it's
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very expensive yeah and in the main
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event Leon Edwards is taking on um uh
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mam
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mamed M mhamed that yeah no maybe who uh
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what is his name Usman Muhammad yeah
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totally Muhammad Usman ye no the other
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one the other Muhammad maged metov close
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we're getting close it uh oh oh remember
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the name yeah that guy yay that guy yeah
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bow bow Muhammad Muhammad we knew it was
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a muhamad muhamad yeah he's fighting bow
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Muhammad yes you think that's why he
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said remember the name because there's
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so many muhammads it's really hard to
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remember it kind of sucks that Edwards
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is so good that he's boring like we like
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our Champions like Charles alic glov
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where there's a lot of drama you think
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he's going to lose and then he wins but
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Leon Edward just usually wins except for
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that Usman fight listen stop feeling
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sorry for you come on what's wrong with
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you that was the most drama he's had in
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in his entire UFC run and the Nate Diaz
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fight oh yeah he hit him pointed at him
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and then
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continued to lose but it was a very
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dramatic he had a moment lots of drama
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there what's more boring than sound
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technical Striker winning fights a sound
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technical Grappler winning fights when
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it comes to making fist fights boring
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Bal says hold my non-alcoholic beer so
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we have Leon Edwards fighting Bal
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Muhammad in the main event bow really
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clawed his way to the top of the heat to
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get this fight and he had to because the
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first fight of theirs it looked like
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oneway traffic with Leon Edwards every
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time he hit Bal he was getting big
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reactions he was really hurt he did
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balal did take that fight short notice
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but you felt like the writing was on the
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wall what that fight would look like
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with a full Camp so he had to do a lot
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to prove to everyone that he deserved
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this title shot again well he's done a
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good job of that he's been very
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impressive and shutting down B
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competition and an impressive way he
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sticks to his game plan really well he
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knows what he's good at and he does it
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well people know that he's going to do
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it and he still does it anyway that's a
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sign of a really impressive fighter
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exactly the thing that I'm worried about
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about for balal is that he has a lot of
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the same skill set that Usman has the
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ability to wrestle the ability to mix it
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up on the feet and make you think about
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the hands before you get taken down and
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Edwards was able to really handle Usman
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well in that second fight so I feel like
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we're going to see a side of Edwards
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where he shows even more of his
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grappling he shows even more of his
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well-roundedness I feel like he's a
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better version of Bal Muhammad one with
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Slicker striking one with just as good
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wrestling but it's all a matter of who
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shows up on that fight especially
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because it's going to be at about what
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400 a.m. our time when they actually get
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to fight each other hopefully everyone
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has shifted their sleep schedules
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accordingly because that's going to be a
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really tough one to step up on and get
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your body acclimated if you haven't been
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practicing that um I think think that
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Edwards is going to do more of the same
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as he did in his first fight and what
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he's been doing to everybody else which
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is um he's leveled up his grappling game
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to his striking game very impressively
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he's grappling Grapplers he's um always
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been really sharp with his striking and
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I think more of the same in this fight
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as the first fight yeah hopefully less
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eyps keep your fingers to yourself and
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you'll be good yeah we will be looking
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forward to this fight we'll be s sitting
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comfortably in our seats at about a
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reasonable hour a reasonable hour maybe
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900 p.m. is for us and we'll see who
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gets that win on Saturday night can't
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wait
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