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Two Straws Episode 7: UFC 225 Breakdown
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Nov 6, 2024
Jess and Ange go deep! Deep dish dat is, cause dese Grabowskis drug da couch from da fronchroom all da way to Chicaaahgo. Kween Kill and da Czar of Leotards break down UFC 225's main, co-main, and da laaadies. Yous guys sit back, grab a pop, and enjoy da show.
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hello and welcome to another episode of
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two straws tisha
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this is Angela Hill I am Jessica penne
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and this time will we be covering UFC
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225 Whitaker vs. Romero Hart dos dos
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featuring dos anos see what we did that
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in honor of UFC 225 and you know two
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straws is trying to get more fans get
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more followers we decided to take note
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from the man himself Kofi Covington cuz
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who best to look to then the guy who
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talked himself into an interim title
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shot
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let me tell you betta melt cups on lap
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episode two straws we like our men like
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we like the abb on our beer seven and a
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half and over its Queen kill in the Czar
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of leotards just a typical day we over
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here about to have an awkward
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interaction with some hot brewskis and
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we totally didn't pay them to be here
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hey fellows
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ariani joke to a bunch of TNT foot slip
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so listen are you pimple-faced you
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better watch nerd bash 2018 because no
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one likes anime except for you in the
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straw weight division we have Carla
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Esparza vs. Claudia joy Delia this is
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like the trilogy that never happened
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oh [ __ ] we're supposed to fight each
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other two times already in Invicta and
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now it is finally happening in the UFC
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to fight that no one was asking for but
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now we're getting yay so what's the
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over/under that Carla's gonna make that
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link faced as she always does
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the signature Carla as far as a pre
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fight face yeah the high knees I'm gonna
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say a hundred percent it's totally that
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face you make when the weed kicks in
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it's the face you make when you're
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watching all of your teammates eat your
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cookies while you're cutting away I
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think it's the face I make when just
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eyes telling me about Isis the Reese's
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amazing yeah
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she seems pretty cool when they don't
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have the right color ribbons for your
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hair when Felice doesn't like you selfie
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when they only have oatmeal cookies at
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the bakery face you make when you have
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no personality so you have to substitute
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it with the children's character oh yo
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this is like another girl that Carlos
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had beef lifts that she's fighting like
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it's insane she always has beef with the
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people she's fighting I wouldn't put it
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past her if she called New York State
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Athletic Commission and like a Cookie
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Monster voice or something I was like
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hello this is cookie buster
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I hear that Aguilar has her piece from
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too many cookies so get on that
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goodbye Baba what my eloquent friend
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Angela Hill is referring to is this
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previous weekend in New York the New
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York State Athletic Commission put a
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kibosh to the Aguilar fight because
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quote-unquote she had kept cats lips
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lips
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don't forget your cocoa butter ladies
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cocoa butter Vaseline chapstick dental
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dam whatever you need to do keep that
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[ __ ] moist and appropriate so in there's
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a very anticipated strawweight matchup
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we have Carla who is going to be pushing
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for that takedown as she always does and
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we have a very physically strong
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imposing Goodell yo who is is also a
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grappler and also goes for the takedown
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and I think has much sharper striking
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and I am kind of leaning towards Goodell
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E on this one yeah me too I think like
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you said earlier the only thing that
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Carla would have over her is her cardio
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she can push the pace for a lot longer
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than Goodell has in the past and the
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only time we've really seen her gasp out
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hard is in the inaud fight yeah I mean
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this is a tough match for Carla I think
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I'm leaning towards kadala too and we
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have to note that Gedaliah has also made
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the move from brazil to Albuquerque and
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now she's at Las Vegas and training at
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the PI Center so I think that we're
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gonna see the best version of Claudia
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Delia that we've seen yet she has you
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know her diet her cardio everything is
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on point and she's probably not ever
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training like she usually does so I'm
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very intrigued to see this updated
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version of her let's go ladies
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date times change ah weights good straw
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yeah likes chambering and in the
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featherweight division we have Holly
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Holm vs. Megan Anderson is it Megan or
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Meegan I don't know because he did an
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interview and she said hi I'm Megan
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Anderson maybe she was trying to Yankee
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yourself up like appeal to the American
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fans I think I sounds better with me
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either way I need consistency in my life
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so we're just gonna say me get it
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straight sister figure out your name
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meeting Anderson's
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I think most impressive win was
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Amberly bra she was only LeBrock was
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only want to know at the time but she
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gave her a really tough fight she put
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her on Bambi legs like she really gave
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it to her in the first round and then
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Meighan was able to come back from
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adversity and fight back and get to TKO
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so I felt like that was her strongest
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win up to date but since then she hasn't
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had that stiff competition like
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everyone's been just a little under her
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level and with Holly Holm she's having
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this huge step up like Holly has been
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and so many wars and has fought so many
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like you know just skilled strikers and
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she's just a very smart fighter in
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herself well either way it'll be
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definitely a huge step up in competition
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forming an Anderson it'll be I'm kind of
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her coming-out party to let us see what
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she's all about she's been an Invictus
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she's a former Invicta champion at
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featherweight and she's looking to come
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in and upset Holmes who is definitely
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got the pedigree in this division she is
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a former boxing kickboxing UFC world
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champion mm-hmm and she does come from
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Jackson's who is known for the very
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strategic a little snooze worthy but
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very strategic a waning Sylphide unit
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they win fights mmm it may not be really
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exciting but they win they win that's
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all that matters the last time Megan got
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a big step up like that was when she
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faced indeed annoys and she ended up
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getting subbed in the second round this
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is a good fight for a home to take a
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take a whack at the ground game either
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way it's most likely gonna be a stand-up
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striking match and I have home taking
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the win either way the winner gets to be
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cyborgs next snack mmm
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and our homemade event we have our DA
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taking on Colby Cummington
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for the interim welterweight champion
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way to talk you into this one buddy he's
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gonna bash on a nerd unfortunately he's
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actually one of the jocks that you don't
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want to mess with yeah
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and the day is extremely impressive this
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guy I used to train alongside of him at
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King's MMA when I was up in Orange
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County
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he is an extremely hard worker he has
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cardio that does not quit I mean he's
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fought five five-minute rounds without
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even a glitch in his cardio there is no
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stopping this guy he's great in the boys
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high clean she's great with his pressure
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he is southpaw and has a very deadly
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kick that puts people down and he's
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taking on primarily a grappler and I
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just I see this being not a good night
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for mr. nerd bash RDA has too many
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weapons he's come up and weight and he's
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just looked phenomenal at that weight
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like he has my energy he is more
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explosive he's just like good all-around
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I just can't see Colby being able to
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handle his striking his pressure and the
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fact that he mixes it up like he's able
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to go from Muay thai-style to wrestling
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and right back like he's able to blend
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it flawlessly
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Covington's best attribute is that he's
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a Brussel [ __ ] he has a lot of
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pressure and he's relentless so it kind
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of makes sense that he has porn stars in
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his training camp because they're used
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to being in that position where you're
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being held down you're being laid on top
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of and just getting hammered away on
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with no finish that makes me kind of sad
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don't cry for her she chose that life
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you know there's a lot of things that
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Colby does that leaves him open to just
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getting beat up he leans forward he kind
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of moves in a straight line forward and
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back and all of those things are just
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leaving him totally open for our DNA and
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like kick him in the body kick him in
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that lead leg hit him with calf kicks to
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really slowed down his forward pressure
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and just time those knockout shots so
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yeah I think that a RTA's gonna get the
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knockout well there are five rounds in
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this match to let us see what these guys
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have and I'm very excited to see it
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either way we get to see Colby
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Cummington get punch in the face a few
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times and just like thank you
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nerd ITA so he calls himself King chaos
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but he's really the king of hover hands
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I'm too shy to touch somebody so I just
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hover my hand over them isn't it cute
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when people do that though like when
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fans come up to you and do like hey
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thank that guy
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and in the main event we have the
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rematch between robert whittaker and
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Yoel Romero big Wilson you know who I
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want to see in the corner who gave Jesus
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I really always yeah I hope he's there
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this time like I don't know if he's
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switch hands may be there in spirit yes
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he's always there in spirit look it like
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the way he scratches his back and he
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doesn't Baloo the bear the sexxxy like
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he does that sexy cage humping I mean
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look at poor Rocco that's kind of chance
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you've been blessed gay Jesus is the
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best thing since black Santa he's
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awesome so this is the rematch in the
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first fight we had Whitaker I'm kind of
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gaining ground in the fourth fifth round
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and eventually taking the win over you
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all Romero Romero came at him hard with
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takedowns takedown attempts and does
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this terrible like teeth to the knee
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thing that ended up busting Whitaker's
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knee in the first round which is even
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more impressive that Whitaker kept
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moving he's so light on his feet you
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didn't even know that he completely
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blown out his knee and he's actually had
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a really long way off because of that
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thanks for marrow thanks awesome of you
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kudos to him for working through that
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and grinding out that win he was able to
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show his cardio his love of cardio as
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level of great and you know towards the
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later rounds he was really hiding his
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punch as well he would hide his right
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hand behind the jab and he'd jump in and
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land it really hard or he'd hide his uh
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his kicks with like a right hand or he'd
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just like really set things up in a way
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that you usually only see the lighter
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weight class of setting things up so
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watching them strike is really
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impressive you know I'm glad I'm going
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for Whitaker
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I think he has what it takes to shut
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Romero down
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I definitely think Whitaker is the more
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well-rounded refined fighter while
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you'll Romero is extremely explosive and
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aggressive for that takedown it was
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really impressive how in the first fight
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between them Whitaker had such
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impressive take Jenna I don't think he
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really gave up many takedowns if he did
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he bounced right back up he's great with
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his in-and-out movement he's great with
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lateral movement I love how he leans
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forward and kind of gives you a
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different gauge on that distance and
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then pulls back at the last second so
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you're just missing it's a matter of
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inches but he's making a mess and he's
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make and he's making him pay so I'm
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really excited about this fight both men
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always bring it hopefully your marrow
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work some cardio just a little bit
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because he tends to fade a little bit he
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is a very strong muscular frame and that
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tensity eat up a lot of oxygen so yeah
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it's also like how aggressive he is too
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like he's definitely one of those strong
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starters like he tries to be ahead of
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everyone so in the last round he can
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post a bit and we'd like to just take a
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moment and give a shout-out to our
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teammate and good friend Phil mr.
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wonderful Davis on his spectacular win
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in London this past weekend add Bellator
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yeah he should have told one then he
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went up to Linden vasila knocked him out
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and said it's just your king it's from
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Black Panther okay get it yeah okay cool
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good job uh good job thank you again for
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joining us for another episode of two
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straws this is Angela Hill I am Jessica
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penny and don't forget to tune in June
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night in Chicago Illinois for UFC 225
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spoiler alert they're gonna be eating
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pizza spoiler alert
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move Foster's dad dies Oh spoiler alert
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Darth Vader is Luke's father spoiler
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alert Bruce Willis is dead the whole
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time no way
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yeah dude spoiler alert it's ahead in
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the box
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spoiler alert pro wrestling's fake it's
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real to me
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spoiler alert he was tyler dating the
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whole time
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