0:02
so you're leaving too professor
0:05
professor I'm over here you vow to never
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read without permission I'm handicapped
0:10
Scott I can't see you I'm psychically
0:13
talking with you just for no reason
0:15
particular I do he wants me to meet him
0:18
someplace in Canada in said he had
0:19
information concerning Brotherhood I'm
0:28
I'm you're just saying things no psychic
0:31
shut up I need to do this
0:34
alone it's like Scott you're off the
0:36
team if you aren't going to cooperate
0:38
say hello to Alex for
0:39
me take a couple laps and hit the
0:42
showers so hey everybody uh here with
0:46
Gummy Joe and Anaconda rifle
0:52
man and their Cyclops and he's just
0:54
getting his ass whooped by a patrol
0:57
drone by mous are in the abandoned
1:01
Weapon X facility to go meet Scott's
1:08
Havoc dancing so hard to this
1:10
music and yeah those Patrol drones don't
1:13
really do anything so I ran past a whole
1:16
of cut out the running bit and got to
1:23
here these are like little power Towers
1:27
towers of power that you have to blast
1:28
with your laser and power them up to
1:31
open up doors and there's an experience
1:39
chunk yes that's exactly how power
1:41
conduits work we shoot them with I beams
1:45
it's the X-Men way shoot It smash it
1:51
it toally radical man check out all
1:54
these mousers cowabanga
1:56
yeah they really do remind me of the
1:58
mousers from like the arcade game Ninja
2:01
Turtles arcade game cuz they're just
2:04
mild inconvenience instead of like a
2:07
threat see he just stands there and lets
2:09
me kill him just like how with the mouss
2:11
came out you just kind of stand in front
2:13
of the hole and hit them as they come
2:15
out and they die their operating system
2:22
ha and then there's a mysty opponent up
2:26
there hello Big Brother
2:30
Alex or should I say Havoc no Alex Works
2:33
F or I answered to either name should I
2:36
call you you bring your
2:38
sister he's doing that thing like you
2:41
asked call you creepy Uncle I thought
2:44
your whole group was joined at the
2:46
hit oh that one time what is this
2:50
place it's an Annex for dep that one
2:53
time we were actually joined at the HP
2:54
by Arcade you make running a secret
2:57
facility here something to do with
2:59
mutants did that actually happen I have
3:02
no idea but that would be sure tab it it
3:05
sounds like something that arcade
3:06
protecting Magneto from radiation at the
3:08
Russian nuclear plant then again my only
3:11
experience with arcade is in the
3:12
Spider-Man the X-Men video game Super
3:15
Nintendo but joining up with that bunch
3:17
is and he's just a that's such a hard
3:19
game you say that the most
3:22
deadly seen for yourself that humanity
3:24
is nothing but a bunch of
3:26
animals mom and dad were human with
3:29
animals yes clearly and what would they
3:32
think of you joining the
3:34
Brotherhood Mom and Dad weren't even in
3:36
our lives Scott they dropped the ball
3:39
you go to hell Alex you first Big
3:43
Brother you first big brother no you
3:46
you what gives you should be when he
3:48
says that it reminds me of um Yu-Gi-Oh
3:50
The Bridge series and you should have
3:54
KN Go Big Brother remember bone you just
3:57
admitted you watch Yu-Gi-Oh you fine by
4:00
me I don't need plasma to down a no I
4:04
don't watch Yu-Gi-Oh I watch Yu-Gi-Oh
4:05
the abridge series it's funny uhhuh it's
4:09
comedy it makes fun of
4:11
Yu-Gi-Oh ohy behind some reason this
4:14
Argy things work on you
4:17
now yeah as was said um they're siblings
4:21
so for some reason their powers don't
4:22
work on each other however Havoc still
4:24
pushes you back and cyclops's optic
4:27
blast doesn't do anything so you have to
4:30
use the tactics ability power yourself
4:32
up for stronger melee attacks and Bash
4:36
them and this is not one of Havoc mutant
4:41
abilities teleporting behind it's just
4:43
the game the game deciding that he has
4:46
gone he's ran away and he needs to come
4:49
back so he just see the obvious way to
4:52
beat this particular ability of his
4:53
would be to have people stand you know
4:56
back to back so they can teleport behind
5:00
thanks for playing you two ladies for
5:02
just having oldfashioned
5:04
duel you said you two homos done homing
5:07
it up I did Wolverine did you more
5:11
minutes Wolverine you Sumer I think it's
5:14
pretty obvious Wolverine follow Scott
5:17
you no I came here on my
5:21
why because little Alex here is right so
5:24
I did follow you there just some more
5:25
continuity stuff going on here this is
5:28
happening at the same time as the astral
5:30
plane missiona to start things up
5:32
Professor X said Scott was in charge
5:34
while they were in the astral plane
5:36
Scott's here prior to this Wolverine
5:38
left when he found out that there was
5:40
stuff going on at the old Weapon X
5:42
facility they should all know what's
5:43
[ __ ] going on and they don't
5:45
something happened at the old weap X
5:47
facility it's a pitch forit
5:53
go it's like Scooby-Doo should
6:01
old man they'll find Sabertooth but it
6:03
turns out to be old man Winters in a
6:05
mask that I would have call away with a
6:08
t one for you medling
6:11
mutants I powered up through walk that
6:13
should be something to watch come on
6:16
let's go see who else wants to play
6:18
rough and then Beast would be
6:23
oh man would be Shaggy so wait um in an
6:27
earlier video you were talking about how
6:28
Beast became a kitty cat yes so what's
6:31
this all about yeah first of all what's
6:33
the second mutation cuz you mentioned
6:35
that too what is that all about
6:36
basically every mutant has like a latent
6:38
second mutation like a secondary
6:41
mutation that can or can may or may not
6:43
occur at some point in their life for no
6:47
whatever and and like for instance in
6:50
the case of Emma Frost the White Queen
6:52
who saw elsewhere up you know her first
6:56
mutation was she developed uh psychic
6:58
powers and then her second mutation was
7:02
that she was able to grow like this
7:03
diamond skin detective deal okay which
7:06
she has both of those powers in this has
7:11
powers and beast is just you know
7:14
becoming more more furry and cute
7:25
traditionist goty into wall have him
7:29
yeah so uh Beast started out as a human
7:33
but he had uh like big arms and legs or
7:35
big hands and feet and then um he did
7:38
something to himself and he grew blue
7:40
fur we'll do he had to take like a
7:43
something colloidal silver or
7:47
something yeah he uh was bitten by a let
7:50
see what you got bitten by the Cookie
7:53
Monster so every full turns into
7:56
a how about some help but uh yeah then
8:00
it's like something else happened and
8:02
now he looks more FAL looks more like a
8:06
cat he's very Kitty he's Kitty very
8:11
yeah and um let's see who else Angel got
8:15
secondary mutation where his blood would
8:21
yeah and I think Rog got a secondary
8:25
mutation uh does that sound right not
8:30
I read something where like she could
8:32
recall powers that she absorbed do that
8:36
cool so she became kind of like
8:41
mimic that might have been in a
8:43
different uh a different situation
8:46
but something along those lines I
8:51
thought Cyclops got a secondary mutation
8:54
where um he started tapping on the frost
9:00
Jean Gray died like again he started not
9:03
caring about like everybody else he got
9:05
fed up with it and started looking for
9:13
yeah psychic booty man ain't nothing
9:18
it she can be and do whatever you want
9:21
she can do even she's not she she can
9:24
make you think she's doing whatever Lu
9:29
and really it's all men right just the
9:31
illusion of something hot going down got
9:35
it yeah I could imagine Cyclops being
9:37
like so wait a minute all those times
9:39
that we were having that hot kinky sex
9:42
we weren't actually doing that I was
9:43
just lying there which is like pretty
9:45
much yeah I was St to knitting I was
9:48
knitting I I mean I was knitting wait a
9:51
minute you're not even a woman are you
9:55
Stan my name is emit Frost
10:07
Frost I go around spreading
10:13
love combo there Pro there's probably
10:17
been mutants that like could change
10:18
their appearance and there was probably
10:21
like a guy that L their life is
10:23
moment you mean like
10:25
Mystique yeah but like a male version of
10:35
woman I don't know if that's actually
10:37
happened yet or not but uh I don't
10:41
know amazing Canadian accents going on
10:44
here yeah I'm going to teach you a
10:49
Beauty yeah the uh The Voice samples
10:51
really could have used a little more
10:53
variety combo you're in Russia it's the
10:57
same voices you're in New York it's the
11:01
so wait does every like evil
11:03
organization have their local troops I
11:05
just assume they just fly their big evil
11:07
plane around with all their their troops
11:09
and just take them with them like they
11:12
have a like a cruiser boat so I don't
11:16
know [ __ ] evil organizations they can
11:18
do whatever they want like deploy from
11:23
get just like BS him
11:26
in what's going on down here bus
11:31
you meanwhile psyop are struggle with a
11:35
blown a pipe stay near me yeah
11:38
Wolverine's up there fighting those
11:39
dudes and cyclops and Havoc blow up a
11:42
pipe and then stand in the front that's
11:46
right time you freaks Lear
11:50
L people want to teach us lessons
11:52
they're very very angry
11:55
teachers okay what the hell is 7 time 9
12:01
it's this many heads up people that's
12:08
right I love the uh the little
12:10
electrified boxing gloves it's not
12:12
enough to give them electrified batons
12:15
now they have like little Hulk hands all
12:19
stuff havic where are
12:22
you that is clearly not a joke that was
12:25
said the first time around when I forgot
12:27
to start the recording I no this is the
12:30
only we've ever done yes this is uh this
12:38
door I'm going to start predicting the
12:40
future watch me notice Havoc is missing
12:43
here but wait I bet he's going to pop up
12:46
right now need a hand I mean now a you
12:49
got punk there there there he
12:53
is yeah we'll do you do one Dam
13:00
it is a nice touch though that um that
13:03
Havoc like tags along and actually
13:07
Powers Yeah you can't
13:13
it's in their Lo thing of nameless
13:16
drones yes the Gen Tendencies towards
13:23
drones but I mean it's interesting
13:27
because uh the Developers went through
13:30
trouble of having something like that
13:31
like hey let's have Havoc show up and
13:34
tag along and use his powers but then
13:37
like they couldn't come up with more
13:38
than one type of human enemy to deal
13:42
with it's kind of messed
13:46
up but hey here's a scientist and he has
13:49
an astral gate yes which lets non
13:53
psychic mutants into the astral plane
13:55
allows non psychic people to enter the
14:00
yes that would be very
14:03
useful yes it would be very useful this
14:06
seems unusually verbos
14:14
position psyclops like uh I'm sorry I
14:16
should have known that in my X-Men
14:19
manual I don't have enough power
14:21
psyclops we now acquired an astral gate
14:31
and um one thing to note we have Scott
14:34
Summers and Alex Summers but they're not
14:36
the only two Summers brothers are
14:41
vulin yes vul yes read the wiki
14:48
article I don't know too much about him
14:50
I just know he's another Summers brother
14:52
and he's uh kind of a dick you're lucky
14:55
breathing have a power that's
14:57
neutralized by the other too or well
15:00
they're all neutr doing wor my time
15:03
apparently like his powers work on them
15:08
really from what I read that's kind of
15:11
funny it was my understanding that
15:13
siblings that were mutant typically
15:16
their powers were nullified against each
15:18
other but I gu matter if you're they non
15:22
mutant so I guess that only works if
15:25
there's only two of them if there's
15:26
three then it's just like you know all
15:29
or may if you're also a mutant maybe
15:32
it's a rock paper scissors thing
15:38
next so Alex would be
15:43
scissors and then V would
15:49
fck see I Vulcan apparently spends a lot
15:51
of time in space just chilling
15:54
loed and Havoc is in space just fighting
15:58
them and Cyclops wants none of that and
16:00
I don't blame them because anytime
16:02
anything happens in space and the com
16:06
sucks according wi he's an Omega Level
16:10
energy manipulating and absor or he has
16:14
uh Omega Level o Omega Level and you
16:17
know once in it's like just I'm
16:21
done here is an Omega done I don't care
16:24
just done too much too confusing
16:29
I tried to read White
16:33
bio time you fre learn White bio on
16:37
Wikipedia I Tried reading that it's like
16:39
no no not no you Ain Get Enough from
16:41
that I don't know and I was like what my
16:45
jaw just dropped I started vacantly
16:48
staring in space and I tried to read
16:54
sister and it's like no no no no
16:59
she was like uh she was a little kid and
17:01
then she got sent to limbo or something
17:04
and then she was rapidly aged like 10
17:07
years that they stop you're making me
17:16
stop it's uh pretty bad it's that's why
17:20
I like the Ultimate Universe cuz it's
17:22
kind of like a fresh start yeah this
17:25
basically and they'll still manage to
17:27
[ __ ] it up if they haven't already
17:30
oh they they're [ __ ] out Speak oh
17:32
thank you thank you I was the next on
17:35
the test list okay every time out's
17:39
talking justang stop fighting oh I'm
17:43
going to get you mutants good sty tree
17:46
done who's doing this department H
17:50
Canadian Secret Service would anybody
17:52
like a water or something I'm pretty
17:53
sure the general who that soldier on the
17:55
right part of something called operation
17:59
vigilance he's also in the uh in the
18:01
wrong Universe General K Cade he's the
18:05
cold blooded monster in charge of the
18:08
house think of like said he was going to
18:10
make sure we never threaten is kind of
18:13
dressing to as to know in particular
18:15
just kind of speaking as an aside it's
18:17
very dramatic I'm just glad he left look
18:20
at box Horrors I've seen that man commit
18:24
the horrors that I've he rented space
18:25
buddies and made us all watch it it was
18:31
I'm doing the moonwalk I'm doing the
18:33
moonwalk I'm doing the
18:36
moon a lesson I know I look tight oh God
18:44
people yeah yeah you learned a lesson I
18:47
get it whatever shut up I was next on
18:49
the I was next on the test list it was
18:51
going to be Beverly Hills
18:55
oh oh yeah painful painful memories I I
19:01
existed let's head back to theion if you
19:04
punch an NPC while he's talking does he
19:06
stutter stop I'm not going with you
19:09
unfortunately you can't punch because
19:11
you're part of the the game does a lot
19:13
of stuttering on its own unfortunately
19:15
it cut out Scot in the middle of the
19:18
dialog the respect they
19:20
deserve no punching required just hey uh
19:24
Tuesday hadn't been there then you plan
19:27
you and your friends visited would have
19:29
had a meltdown thousands of people would
19:31
have died think that would have gotten
19:34
you respect yes I didn't know the
19:37
reactor had been Dam yes damn you Scott
19:40
you your mind games a war for our like
19:43
those dudes took out a [ __ ] nuclear
19:45
reactor with their bare hands that's
19:46
awesome and you're never going to
19:48
understand who are those dudes let's
19:50
book them for a guest spot on Saturday
19:51
Night Live let him go psych can't be any
19:54
worse than the rest of their guest stars