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it's not hard to eat well it's just um kind of expensive right
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now oh yes Bobby thank you for the
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resub welcome and there's spiders on my pillows by the way he already came out
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then that's good I'm a spider me
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spider oh the human digestive system is
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uniquely processed to suited to process alcohol but alcohol isn't required part of our diet no no no absolutely it's not
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like necessary in our diet but like it's because alcohol is most often sugar and like haven't you ever seen
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those videos of like raccoons who like ate fermented fruit and then they're like drunk we've always loved
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that we've always been that we've always been
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that having money doesn't change the fact that you still want good tasting food what are you talking about are you
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me you change the BL it looks bit different yeah I added more patterns I like
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it yeah we like humans are omn
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Force wait are you actually arguing a humans wrong omor humans are also able to make decisions and we can decide what
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we do like a lot more than animals do who mostly behave instinctually or can be trained to behave in a certain way
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but like animals are very instinctual and humans although we do have instincts we we sort of are a little bit more
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logic based which is why future planning is so important I mean I love eating chocolate
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please send me Pocky and Ferrera rochet and Kit Kats and and and Nutella to my
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please my blanket for it definitely looks like a tent yeah that's what a blanket for it is it's a tent made of
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blanket did you elaborate more on what kind of boundaries um can you Google what are healthy
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boundaries between friends I think if you Google that that would give you um like a few different sources to sort of
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compile what your own feelings around that are Snickers yes please dolphins are the
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most intelligent life in the size of so um there are countries that recognize dolphins and porpuses and whales as
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non-human persons and they have all of the like rights and legal um protections
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of a person so like if you murdered a dolphin you would be charged with murder
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not just like animal cruelty
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we are omnivores meaning that we can eat meat and veggies however we do not require meat in our diets this is a contrasted cats which are which are
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oblig predators obligate oh sorry obligate obligate Predators that's what that word
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I was like what I'll the get Predators yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah cats don't like cats have to have meat they just
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absolutely have to have meat Their little bodies are so amazing at like you know grabbing some sort of nutrients but
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oh shoot sorry I didn't P this tight that's not
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I wish it could be a seal lying under the war yeah yeah yeah so yeah humans are omnivores but we don't absolutely have
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to like we can we can absorb iron which is really really
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important for us it's like very very important for each and everyone is to have like a good iron count in our
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blood through plants and vegetables but the heem which really bonds super duper
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well with iron is found in like animal meat and that is much more easily
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absorbed into our bodies than the iron that we get from like leafy greens
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ums falls down screaming blood squirts out of hiss everybody nobody says
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20 do we make it do we do it we don't need more subs now it's a manager that's
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excuse me cat spring helps them heal when they're injured yes they do yeah just suck on some Nails is there
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static today I [ __ ] with the um hemoglobin no he h e m e he heem is
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something that is um it's like a binding agent to iron that like helps it absorb more into our bodies h m e
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he um Invader V the kind of girl oh my God I don't think it's going to fit ha am I right what the [ __ ] oh weird ly
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bizarrely sexual comment do you not know how [ __ ] work
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you are one you should know something about yourself you dummy
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yikes next oh lovely vampires get a lot of iron yeah
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vampires get a lot of [ __ ] humans would not be able to live in cold environments without
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meat do you wait well yeah because PL also aren't
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really able to thrive in cold environments you
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cute heem has iron in it that binds to oxygen
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Exquisite if you describe yourself as um feeling as a feeling which one would I
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be oh like how in inside out you have like one sort of mood or one feeling that like drives your whole personality
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I'd be Joy I'd for sure be Joy not today today
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sadness is running the ship or maybe even disgust and a little bit of
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anger but normally it's Joy who's
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driving yeah not necessarily that it like binds so much better it's just that animals have a lot of blood with a lot
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of iron bound to their he yes correct and like plants don't have hee plants
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don't have iron heing plants have iron but it's harder for our to absorb
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it polar bears are delicious this time of year what would Destiny be guys I
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don't know go ask him I don't know has he seen inside out seems like a movie that'd be important for him to share
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son hear me out will you go on a date with me I got Amazon Prime one free one free pizza to Papa John's and student
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debt I'm sold now tell me that you look like Danny DeVito and on every physical aspect and I'll marry
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you humans are widely adaptable guys don't worry we can live anywhere that's why we should be not on this planet
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let's go to space let's go to space it's green
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tea this is my dog hey Papo they're asking about
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you it looks like beer it is in a beer mug but you don't usually have a tea bag with um string coming out of it if it's
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beer it's not how you make
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beer V watching Disney plus all week in your nice warm comfy bed o can I can I do that too not necessarily in your bed
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but I I want to watch The Simpsons but I want to watch The Simpsons and I only have I think Five Seasons
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torrented that's not enough not enough never
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[Music] enough I like overbed green tea I'm
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sorry guys I know I'm kind of a freak for saying that and I'm like you know betraying all the tea gods of the world
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but I like slightly over brewed green tea I want that um mamy daddy
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if you couldn't tell there human or Android would it matter yes I think I would always
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like even if you can't tell the difference you would know it and just knowing it would change the experience
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which isn't to say that I can't love it like I wish that I like whenever I ask Google to do things for
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me I want the option to be able to say thank you and it says you're welcome because for me I need that like human
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interaction of like the ceremony of politeness and gratitude and with a robot I would just be like I
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just know that you're a [ __ ] robot even though I would treat you with all the respect of any thing but you would
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still just be a thing to me it would still be a
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thing she got me her birthday sweater this is your birthday sweater we wore this on your birthday do you want to
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wear it or do you want to play with it you want me to throw this okay go get S it's a toy now I guess I don't know she
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can play with her own stuff howdy feable cookie how are you today how is everything that you wanted to get done
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today everyone welcome a robot
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overlords it' be cool to be able to just like thank my eyes I already cursed them script times oh I don't get I mean like
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sometimes I get mad at pH but like most often than not I'm just like I would love to like you know did you guys ever read Android
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kenina it's not um ana Corina it's Android Kina so it's like a dystopian
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steampunk retelling of Anna Karan done by the same um publishing house that did Pride and Prejudice in
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zombies and also Sense and Sensibility and sea monsters and I've obviously read all of these I love them and Android Karina is
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like really fun and interesting in that like when you come of age and you are out in society you get an Android and everyone's Androids are very different
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and specific to them they're cool I'd love that it's
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like a familiar and it does what you need it to do and it remembers things for
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you oh no oh no you triggered the vibes figured The
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Vibes um how long have I been streaming for how long am I supposed to go today I have plans later so like I know I can't
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stay all day but like I was kind of late already I'm sorry I'm late guys some
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days it's harder than others to like get myself in front of the
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camera sexy Flex dropping that book knowledge if you haven't seen Terminator
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I have a date plann for you oh like the new Terminator is it really good your Android would make all your
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food oh sub goal please resent sleeper
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what what's that what's that be oh it's her coll her vibrating it makes a big
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loud sound that says no barking and then it goes and it
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vibrates brains Blissful and big brown beautiful eyes though
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hey best movie 2019 so far TV thank you um that's a really good
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question the best movie that I've seen or my favorite cuz they're
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different yeah Skynet is the company behind the Terminator correct I know
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that much guys I'm not so brand new oh we actually hit the sub goal yay
12:26
thank you guys you've been especially generous and kind I'm very very grateful for you and I'm going to I'm going to
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express that through posting things on Instagram and Twitter I promise I'm getting to it a little bit
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each day does it always bring it back whatever you the doggo yeah she does hey
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but soon she doesn't let it go can you drop it good girl go get here a little pause on the [ __ ]
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floor they're making another SpongeBob movie yes and Kiana Rees is going to be in it go watch that trailer
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um I think the best movie that I've seen so far this year is Joker it was
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difficult to watch it was very well done it was honestly phenomenal it was
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great it was not my favorite movie it was not my favorite movie it's not my favorite movie but it's very very good
13:21
like for the medium for part of me for the medium of film making it is exceptional in its goodness
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like truly it's great and like the performance and and every element of it was just very very entertaining and real
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and raw and authentic and
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terrifying yeah oh Charlie's Angels no way I don't even think I'm going to go see it but my
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favorite movie that I saw this year
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oh God this is going to sound [Music]
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super my favorite only because my expectations were so low I actually my expectations were so low I didn't even
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want to see the movie and then I enjoyed literally every single second of it was good
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boys I think that was my favorite I just loved every like I thought I didn't think I was going to
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like that movie at all and I was kind of like okay yeah we can go see
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that and then I liked every second of it I was like I like all of this I think this is an amazing little movie it's so
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fun and then I did love Dr sleep I thought do sleep was really really good I can't wait to go see Frozen 2 guys I'm
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going to go see Frozen 2 and just cry like a [ __ ] and I'm ready and I'm
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excited and I accept that favorite movie of all time though
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oh yeah Mel Brooks is up there Mel Brooks Studio gibli like many movies with Kiera
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nightly got a lot of favorite
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movies oh yes a toxic Shogun has appeared it's super effective hello
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toxic Shogun do you guys know anything about the history of
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Japan I want to go to Japan battle Angel was legit too um yes
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not perfect kind of it reminded me a lot of
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like those like intense animes of the early 90s so like it was a very
15:43
well-made movie it was not perfect and like could have used a bit of editing honestly it's one of my main critiques
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of a lot of films just like tighten that [ __ ] like you don't need to spell it out
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so slowly for the audience the entire movie you can kind kind of trust that the audience is paying
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attention H apricot everyone going to Japan well we're going to do a whole trip to Japan all the mods all of us
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together one day hey hey be
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gentle what a baby mm there was a Ghost in the Shell
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vibe to it absolutely absolutely yeah Ghost in the Shell meets a sort of like
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cowboy beat bop style world and aesthetic with like a little bit of
16:38
Inspector Gadget thrown in there Alita was good it was really good I really liked it but like I liked it I wasn't like oh my God
16:46
I love every minute of it I was like there's a lot of good [ __ ] in here and like I would watch it again for sure but I don't know if I would like purchase
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the blue ray of you know what I'm saying um no we're not going to I don't
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watch The Wire I don't watch those typ TV shows but thank you for asking and I know it's a very very good show and I'd
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probably really really enjoy it if I did watch it and I have the whole rest of my life to watch it
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eventually oh have I read love in the age of mechanical reproduction no I haven't but the title has grabbed me
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immediately what a great title for a book if you're going to Japan go to Kyoto instead of Tokyo it's way
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cooler oh one of them have I heard of the new
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show doll face so inspiring for girls I love it um no I haven't there's plenty of handh holding
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going on I TR to believe some of these are best second giving um I have it on 4K and it might
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be my costume for Halloween next year cool it's really good just check it out sounds really interesting it's just
17:50
wondering hey there he smell no just drop
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it go get it just to
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no I didn't watch the boys I was actually talking earlier today about how I'm getting like wildly over
18:10
superheroes I can't I can't like any more superheroes mostly because a lot of them are just sort of like recolors of
18:17
old Heroes they're all very similar and they have a lot of similar problems and
18:22
a lot of our regular stories are basically just about superheroes anyways so like I'm just kind of burnt out on superheroes
18:38
everything is superheroes I miss stories about ninjas you remember when ninjas were super cool right before Pirates ninjas
18:45
were pretty cool around the same time as pirates because ninjas and Pirates have like a real like a a good
18:50
sinistry Synergy sinistry have a really good um Synergy I'm drinking green tea it's that
18:58
detective Who falls in love with an Android who goes missing and then he goes searching for her though human Android relationships are not looked
19:04
well upon he's a robo sexual there's a whole episode of Futurama about this and
19:10
I think the title of the episode of in Futurama is oh no no no it's called proposition Infinity that's what the episode is called but it's basically
19:17
just that bender and Amy fall in love and then robosexuality is looked down upon and they're like how will our love
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survive and then Amy's like ah now we have a monogamous marriage and Bender's like monogamy and then the next scene is
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him like partying with like hooker
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[ __ ] um any TV or book recommendations what do you feel like watching something magical something realistic do you want
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to watch anime what kind of books do you like to read I mostly read sci-fi but I could recommend some good to Self Health books I haven't seen breaking bad so I
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know how you feel though I've also never watched breaking bad but I don't feel like I need to robosexuality is not a sin get out of here with your [ __ ]
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hatred I've seen Spirited Away like four times this year yeah I love it I was
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Princess mon no for Halloween no no I like like I like Ninja
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stories ninjas are cool magical realism I don't
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know and wait do you want to be a TV show with real people or do you want to be an anime cuz like I only watch
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cartoons there's lots of books on cthulu you should read all of them hump b r bu I haven't seen Zombie Land 2 it doesn't
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look very good I'll I'll go see it once everyone else is like oh it was surprisingly
20:35
great and not until then oh antlers looks really creepy I saw the preview for that before
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doctor sleep what about Robo
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ninjas yeah more Samurai Jack you guys we got to get back back to
20:53
the Past come on Jack
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Miaki recommendations seeing them only once a year but yes who can resist oh
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yeah you don't want to watch them too much that's true but I've watched it with like a couple other people so like I've watched it by myself and then with
21:09
like a couple groups of people and when we were watching in the groups sometimes we like do we talk about other things we
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talk oh Afro Samurai is so good Samurai shampoo also very very good o the Anime snow white with red
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hair is cute oh interesting I love Snow White and I love anime did I watch get out yes I've seen get out and US enjoyed
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them both immensely terrifying and well done so good um excellent examples of
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film making where every single piece of information that is given to you in the film in each frame of each shot and each
21:45
bit of dialogue is necessary for the story to move forward that's good
21:52
editing you guys have to watch you guys have to watch the Green Eggs and Ham TV show that's another example of of like
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everything that the show tells you is important for the show to progress forward and there's no unnecessary information or like
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excess n it's just the [ __ ] meat of
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it exactly it's literally the L Twisted into anime oh oh oh I hope I like the
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animation style there's some types of Animation style that I'm like this is not for me but that sounds really cool have you seen my neighbor the amadas no
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I haven't seen it it's one of the few that I have not seen yes Stein gate is the only you can handle nice yesterday's
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tea no no no this is today's tea but the whole bag fell
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in jendi tarkovski has a new show called Primal it looks pretty dope is it also animated
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um I've seen episodes of Bo white Empire it's pretty interesting Steve B is great but like it's not really for me guys
22:48
it's just not really for me I tend to like cultivated excess in
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film though no so you're like a Quinton Tarantino fan I hate that
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that Quinton Tarantino's movies drive me [ __ ] up the wall some of them are so good some of
23:07
them are great storytelling some of them are epic characters going through fantastic like moments of trial and
23:12
tribulation and other ones are just like masturbatory nonsense roller coasters of
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violence and swear words yes oh my gosh yay I'm so excited
23:24
more animated shows I thought G it was me but I know it's not politically correct to critique
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it still no you can critique it as a film but like as that's the thing as a film it's very well done so like what
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are you critiquing about it did you think the story wasn't interesting did you think the actors weren't convincing
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because the story is new and fresh it was surprising and had not been done to death
23:49
before the acting was phenomenal the cinematography was interesting and memorable the sound design was good the
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costume design was excellent the [ __ ] environment was very very real and rich without it being too
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big like I like I'm just like so what didn't you like about get out did you think the pacing was too slow did you
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think it was too confusing I love Kill Bill I love both Kill Bills very very
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much yeah Tarantino is like a child that um
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excels at dialogue he's good at like he's a good writer and he is a good director when he's not just masturbating
24:25
and he masturbates a lot this song is the lulla by big Queens of the Stone Age Hollywood had good acting with Hollywood
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had good acting with a Trash Story oh you didn't like the story of Once Upon a Time in
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Hollywood oh I didn't mean excess in gratuiti like violence I mean excess in the story I talk more about that like unnecessary plot points or characters or
24:46
dialogue and and sorry and in which movie are you talking about you like the idea of the message
24:52
but the film making was just overall average um can you list all all the things that
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go into the film making that you felt like were sub were less than average like I'm trying to get you to
25:03
talk technically about why you didn't like this movie because it sounds like it's coming from just like a more emotional place and if you just
25:10
emotionally didn't connect with the film that's fine you're not going to emotionally connect with every film but you're trying to tell me that this film is bad without actually like having any
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critiques of the actual film hateful eight suffered I'm going to give you actual critiques of the film
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The cinematography was boring the world was too small the world was
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like overpopulated for the amount of like space that they had there were too many characters who weren't actually that important introduced and there was
25:35
too much dialogue that wasn't like furthering the plot in any way those are all huge problems for
25:41
me I never invade anything except for your heart and your mind say hi to me please okay I said it I had to explain
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the true meaning of Once Upon a Time oh what's I haven't seen it yet I haven't seen it
25:55
yet hi hi hi hello hello hello it wasn't scary so get out wasn't scary enough for you okay it's a
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thriller it wasn't thrilling enough for you that's fair that's a good critique have you seen any films by the
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director no I haven't no I've never seen any films by
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him I don't watch Art House movies because they like Art House films are just too much they're just not interesting to me they're very
26:26
boring the performances in the hateful were topnotch though yeah absolutely the costuming was
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very very good yeah there was a lot of good things about hateful 8 but like as a film it
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just did not just not did not take the boxes for
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me hateful eight was kind of like a play yeah definitely but then that's the problem because there was literally 40
26:53
minutes before they got to that [ __ ] house so it's like a play that had that whole scene in The Carriage that had
26:59
nothing to do with the rest of the movie whatsoever they were in that carriage for so long and nothing
27:07
happened he's not Art House he's a dude from Thailand um you told me absolutely
27:13
nothing about him and you said he had an excess of style so I assumed that it was an art house type thing if you don't
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give me the information I'm not going to be able to talk to you about it so sorry dude I don't know oh you sweet Babble you sweet
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baby your dog look like it's grand kids are coming over all week yeah she's a very cute old
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man so man is Art host and it's a pretty wild movie I don't need it's again it's an excess it's too much for me I just
27:43
can't do it I've never seen it but I know it's like great but it's just not for
27:52
me okay so Netflix things you would
27:58
recommend uh it depends on what you're looking for what do you want to
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watch I may need to see Once Upon a Time twice that doesn't usually
28:13
happen there aren't a lot of movies that I'm like I need to see that
28:22
again and I think I already know like the sort of general plot of Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
28:31
so maybe though have I dyed my hair in the past few weeks no it's just dark brown it's
28:38
just still dark brown it's just greasy so it looks darker you're seeing that Sheen of grease that grease
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yes usually the only movies that like you need to see more like you need to see more than once are things that involve like time travel or like large
29:16
spells of Amnesia and like forgetfulness and like ones with nonlinear plot
29:23
Lines no I never saw a baby driver I heard great things about it for sure it sounds great but I never got the
29:41
it no I didn't I didn't need to see Shutter Island more than once it was good the first time I saw it and I like I think I watched it again once when it
29:47
was like on TV what that I'm stroking this is my doggo really of all time cter Mony
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Cristo I love cter chisto yeah and I love Cloud Atlas yeah Cloud Atlas is a
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movie that I'm like oh no you would need to watch that a couple times to like get the full Arc of it and to also plot all the character stories of it I love Cloud
30:07
Atlas is so ambitious Cloud Atlas would have been a great animated film it would have been really really cool to have it
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like leaping through time and through space and through the world and have them be animated in different styles
30:18
having it be live action with like that cross racial makeup design was it sort
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of took away from the story for me but what's interesting is that Cloud Atlas is written chronologically almost it's
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like written chronologically in a palindromic
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Way Back to the Future a great it's also very [Music]
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I can get it I can find the spot where is it oh here now where's the
31:44
what a good puppy here little
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beans little beans you mentioned history of the world
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any other comedies that you like history of the World Part One Perfect Space Balls Blazing Saddles also really really good Young Frankenstein and Robin Hood B
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and tights those movies are perfect and super duper funny um movies like airplane so funny always really really
32:09
funny good for a rainy day good for a nice warm day in with a hot chocolate um what other funny movies can I recommend
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to you guys H Mel Brooks
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movies oh um mega Destructoid thank you for your sub you even used your Prime my
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ride is is here though guys I got to go I got to get out of
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here oh and then also anything by like um Simon Peg and Nick Frost so like for
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movies Sha of the dead and and hot fuz so
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good I'm joking guys I just live in a [ __ ] part of town I just live in an area
32:51
where you know a universal basic income would be really really beneficial not for me because like I don't make less than $70,000 a year not this year at
32:58
least but a lot of people that live around me do and if they had more income they would probably be more free to travel and leave this area and then not
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need so many ambulance is called for them we're not talking about
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politics sorry guys we're not talking about politics
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again is it primer or is it primer how do you say that word you guys if you
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want I still haven't seen
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it yeah people who were recipients yeah people who are
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recipients of universal basic income were making less than $177,000 a
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year in Ontario those are the people who qualified for
33:55
it you up for relationship question question yeah let's see lay it on me what do you got dude I want to itch my
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face but I was scratching my dog a lot so I really
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me what's the question lay it on
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Luke FY can I just say that I really like your brain you can I'll believe
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you thanks Mark I pronounce it primer so the word
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primer is another word but I think it is spelled the same I think they're homophobes
34:58
that's no no that would be the opposite sorry they're the opposite of homophones they're like a word that is spelled the same way but pronounced differently
35:04
instead of a word that is pronounced differently but sounds the same
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way you guys are really obsessed with like your Social Capital that is attached to sex and sexuality e it's so
35:27
crazy it's so crazy some people can have very very little sex and they have a very very high sexual capital and some
35:35
people have a lot of sex and they have very very low sexual
35:46
Capital it's okay to start dating whenever you want after a breakup you
35:52
are a special and unique individual and each breakup is different believe um Itachi it's not me you're you
35:58
if you found a picture of a person who looks like me congratulations but like that's not me and you're going to show
36:04
me that picture of her and I'm going to be like I don't actually think I really look like her but thank you thank you um
36:10
if I had a sub for every time somebody came into this Channel and they were like you look like somebody that I know I could retire happily as any
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misogynistic streamer could but I'm not just there yet guys I don't got the misogyny and I don't have
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the notoriety yet I may I enjoy dirty talking cool happy for you dude but your
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partner has zero speech functionality when it comes to that how do you work on this together so you want her to talk to you
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sexually while you are engaging in romantic situations and she just doesn't want
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to was it the intention I don't look anything like Shay and Woodley I truly don't and like this is laughable now
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you're just like listing other white girls come ones I truly do not look anything like
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her other than like we both have eyes and nose and mouth and in that order consequen um you can't make your partner
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accommodate your sexuality if it is not comfortable to them next morning I may you need to be
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respectful of what her sexuality entails do I have Bitcoin no I wish I
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look like Invader V that's me I just got of a long-term relationship and I'm having my first tender experience I'm
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chatting with eight or so girls right now all of which want get together is it okay just start dating multiple people or is it best to take one at a time and determine whether it's compatible are
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you actually asking me if you should take eight girls on a date on the same day because hey guess what this problem's going to solve itself you're
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going to go on a date with one girl and then you're probably going to go on a second date with her and you might go on another date with another girl but
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you're not going to actually date all of them all at once it's like a little bit like an imposs like you're just not like you are
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you actually going to spend like a whole week and a day going on a date each night with this with each girl loing
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heart Tech do you actually have that much time I have a ton of time for dating and
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even that is crazy to me you sure look like a female human
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this day allow me to show you another photograph of a female human and remark
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upon how similar both of you are to one another thank you thank you thank
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you with all these relationship questions my partner wants to be the intimate 24/7 so how do I work out
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that since we have a life besid intimacy sorry your partner actually just wants to have sex with you 24 hours a day 7 days a week or your partner wants to be
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more physically intimate and sexual with you than you do because those are two really different things with two very different types of
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advice I believe that tarot cards are real just like I believe that like fairy tales are real stories that we tell ourselves and you can Divine meaning out
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of both of them yeah you could maybe date one or two or three people at
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once if you are a sex
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addict if you are a high functioning autistic person you could date upwards
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of 12 to 24 women at once but like why not put like a smidge of that energy
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into something other than [ __ ] put that into I don't know a
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hobby just invite them all to the same restaurant there's a reason that I go into a pretty normal world is there a reason I do so bad on Tinder I'm pretty
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good in the normal world yeah you might just have a bad Tinder profile I was supposed to be reviewing those today we
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never got to it so I'm a socialist all you humans look the same to be honest that's true there is one of six ways
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that white people get to look total that's
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it that's it one a six I am one of the six ways
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that white women look in another life in another
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cool I'm a fairy and I'd go on adventure with you in a heartbeat guys yes I'm also 29 years old maybe sex is that a
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hobby well you should cultivate a hobby that doesn't necessarily require another partner like cultivate things that you can do on your own so you don't have to
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rely on anyone else much healthier for you you both want to be intimate
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24/7 so you just want to have sex and never work ever again okay so you feel the same way all of us
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feel somehow the rest of us are figuring it out you can
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too she has to tell you you can also have sex on your own
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you absolutely can you definitely can don't forget it's part of
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selfcare I don't think it's really dising her from barking anymore it did for like a week no
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barking do you just like it now you're so cute you are so cute you need
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yeah self love is important after your self date
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nice yeah don't get pregnant by yourself guys don't be your own
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grandfather how does one have sex on their own
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through touch through
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self-touch look down into your lap that's what you're doing it has a name I didn't get Disney
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plus I would love to but I don't want to give more money to Disney and also like I don't know there's like the Mandalorian sounds interesting and
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apparently the first episode was good but like why don't I wait for the whole season to be out and then get Disney plus
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chat porn version of Looper coming in [ __ ] Looper was such a good movie Loper
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was a great movie oh my God Joseph G love it being um uh oh no no no no no oh no his name
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just fell out of my head Bruce Willis I was like will bruus his name is not will bruus but his name is Bruce Willis but I
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think his I think I think his first name is William I think his is I think his first name is actually William I don't think that Bruce wills's first name is
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Bruce I think he goes by his middle name is that wrong or is that right did I make that
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up O A buddy of your thought itd be cool to date to him at the same time until they both got pregnant at the same time that happens did he murder one of them I
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saw an episode for about that ooh Hulu $6 credit M Disney wasn't
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that Time Capsule kind of [ __ ] though like the way it looked come on you're actually mad at how the time
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machine looked Looper that was just a bunch of white guys acting average welcome to the
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majority of North American Cinema for the past forever not all of it is great some of
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it is interesting but like yeah welcome to [ __ ] Cinema you think people argue there's not a problem with
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representation on screen his last name is actually zapel Looper was cinematically good the
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ending was farfetched yes it was a nonsense movie and I liked
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it no scams it's Walter Bruce Willis oh it's Walter Willis really crazy I knew it was
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a w name no he playing child support for both of them because they both found
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out guys if you are not ready to have kids you shouldn't have
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sex I started having sex when I was 18 and I was an adult and then when I hit
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20 and I wasn't pregnant I was like yes I made it past the possibility of having a teen pregnancy and then I took care of
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all those things that you take care of and you create an optimal situation with the best luck that you do not do the bad
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thing and then you enjoy sex but like if at any point I got pregnant number one I
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live in Canada where abortions are and inexpensive and number two I would also just raise the [ __ ] out of that kid like
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if I got pregnant right now if I was [ __ ] a guy and I got pregnant I'd be like oh [ __ ] I'm pregnant you have no responsibility to care for this child
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because like it's my bad for getting pregnant but I'm old enough to take care of it I would just have that [ __ ] kid
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I just have that [ __ ] kid I'm old enough now that I'd just be like yeah whatever I'm almost 30 I could have a kid it'd be crazy but yeah I could
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probably do it Blade Runner Danny
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Brown okay okay Mom did I mean Joseph Gordon love it oh wait did I say his did I butcher his name that's embarrassing
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or did I just say the wrong name entirely a [ __ ] yeah he
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mov good afternoon hi hi hi hi hey hello I think I have to I think I have
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to end stream soon I think I have to SK dle
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eventually I'm going to be your mortia and you're going to be my Gomez got a Mia and then
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kisses all down my arm guys a spider bit me earlier I think there was a spider in my
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sweater I got a spider bite I have a bug bite that's John Jar's fetish spoiler alert he's got a fetish for bug bites
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and now I got them and he it wasn't a euphemism for small
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titties maybe a Twist and a half what does that mean how do I discover new music usually just through SP Spotify or
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my friends like make playlist with my friends and share
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them I don't know if I'm going to do yoga again on stream it's not as fun for me to do it on stream as it used to be it was fun and then I did it enough that
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I was like this isn't fun anymore to share there's better things I could
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share am I still talking to Mr touchy feely no I haven't heard from him since like he made it really difficult for me
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to get my coat back so I don't know I guess I'll hear from him if I hear from him
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spiders don't waste time on socialists but the spider bit me I don't
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think I'm a socialist but Des spite of it me that
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like tells you any guys how long have I been streaming
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for if I to go just leave Homer there in the chair you guys really love him eh he's like your favorite
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dude oh yeah I forgot he's got a I didn't want him to fall off Luna so I put a
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little tie on his back like his hat you guys and if the Hat the hat comes off and he has his
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hair underneath but it's like sewn to his head so I don't want to take it off but it is tempting to have this
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little hat there's something interesting about
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you but I can't put my finger on it yes that is known as AA I am in possession of
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AA I have that element about myself that is just like almost Indescribable you can't really like exactly put your
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finger on it exactly you can't exactly say it but there's something about me that is like intriguing in some
47:37
part Thunder God I'm really happy that you're here I'm so happy that you
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subbed using an excess amount of sarcasm is a good way to fall out of my favor
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the mods are just trying to tell you that dude um I don't like people who are overly
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sarcastic I like people who say what they mean I like people who speak plainly and earnestly that's the type of
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person that I appreciate so the mods are just telling you to chill out because you're using a lot of sarcasm and it's very off pudding I would rather be with
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pudding than for you to be offputting
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I have no idea how much money it cost to live in the United States a lot
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costume costume costume a lot of money I don't know how
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much money do you need Canada is not that expensive as long as you don't want to live in the city you can just like live anywhere in Canada and it's like
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cheap unless you want to live in the city I basically lethargic maybe not off pudding but on
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it no I want I want pudding to be in me I want inputting I want your input but I do not
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want your sacrif before it is off putting okay I've been streaming for 4
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hours guys that's good for me pudding is amazing Papa pudding is
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one of my favorite people in chat that we see every once in a while I have to bounce I have things I
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have to do it's almost 3 p.m. I got stuff at 4:00 I need to eat I need to be
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productive take my dog over for a walk somewhere between negative dollar and a lot of dollars apricot is so smart
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apricot is so smart that's why peachy get apricot stay on pudding if I tell a girl I like her
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right away will that scare her away what do you like about
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her if you tell a girl that you like her creativeness and her passion and her
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dedication because you have observed those things by being her friend and spending time with her she's going to be like wow thank you for noticing if
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you're just like you're pretty and I like you a girl's going to be like okay thank you that doesn't really
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endear her back to you
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though o that's a lot of money you guys have to make yeah don't say a dirty joke guys
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maybe read the room a little bit so I've been lurking for 30 minutes after follow and I agree I miss Pirates
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and ninjas as well there's a lot of appeal with those I love it when you can bring oh hi and goodbye hi peppermint um
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I love when we can bring it back to Pirates and ninjas what do you guys like better Pirates or ninjas I'm going to tell you what I think but like I'm cool
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I'm cool I'm cool hearing your takes on both of them
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guys my chair makes lots of creaky sounds but I like all of
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them allow me to meander okay wait wait who's actually streaming I always forget to refresh this
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page you guys like my sweater my old grandpa sweater guys this is a don't look at me
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sweater this is like literally the equivalent of TV static sweater this is not the one but
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thanks take care have a good day thank you guys I'm very happy that each and every one of us are here
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together oh I moved my microphone into literally the worst spot okay let's try
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that oh Ashley's playing quip
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lash you guys you want to go to as
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do you want to go to a Cano's even streaming
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guys put on some dang pants I'm wearing shorts it'd be weird to wear shorts and pants that's a lot of
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layers um real question how many followers do I