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hi everyone it's Zelda #drx thank you what a good first time
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chat message wow so this stream is Paulyine
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YouTube oops which if you don't know what that means you'll figure it out soon oh no the cropping
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so streaming YouTube is super fun so I have this cropped in and but you can't see the comments this video is se 16 years old i
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I'll figure out some way to display that properly it's just over to the left there you go
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2008 so I'm going to try to pause as little as possible hopefully all of the Twitch stuff goes okay
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i You know what this has earned a like comment subscribe you better not make me take this back it even had the one with
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the special animation look at that anyway we are streaming on Twitch if you're watching the VOD on YouTube
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future VODs will all be on YouTube but we will be streaming on Twitch.tv so twitch.tv/thezelazone
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um I don't necessarily like the the but like I needed something because like Zelda Zone is taken on everything about
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some kind of video game with like a elf nerd i don't know anyway Paulyine YouTube poops
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unmute please unmute i'm Paulyine butter i love Windows audio issues
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you're going to hear butter a lot don't worry it's not only butter some of this is pretty good
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i will try the subtitles but they may be garbage they're there's Okay
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I just realized it's 16 years old and it's apology and YouTube of course of course they're unreadable
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bacon gooey buttercake hi everyone in the chat by the way i think I think I made the lurker emoji free by the way so
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if you're a lurker just send love with that that emoji please buy my emoji by the way they're
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super cute they're by Enda goulash yo I had to remove this from
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YouTube that's why we're streaming on Twitch um I'm going to edit what I can and upload it to YouTube but like I'm
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looking into like other places to host videos look you're missing a stream
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honestly I was told the first stream was the best of the best so this will be slightly inferior i am told it's good
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but that first stream it is on Patreon go to my Patreon and find it it's free
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and last but not least y'all we're having green the full stream is up on
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Patreon as long as I can but like yeah I had to take it off YouTube it is chicken
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coop i love when somebody talks funny you just you just leave the sentence in
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this may cause ear damage oh I completely forgot actually last interruption I promise for a while
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but um content warning these are pretty old YouTube poops so YouTube boops if you're if you have no idea what's going
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on YouTube boops are heavily edited like chaotic videos of like you take a copywritten source like um the original
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was Super Mario Brothers cartoon and you just make it into surreal nonsense as you've seen um sometimes there may be I
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was warned there was like loud ear damage stuff in these sometimes they'll have like flashing lights you know
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epilepsy warning all of that like aged humor 2008 was not necessarily the best
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time in certain jokes i was told there isn't anything like super mega
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offensive but you know watch with a slight tinge of why did I put the
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background music on this one too but yeah I'm still getting used to like all
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of this like streaming properly kind of stuff it It'll take me a bit give me some time meet Irish cuisine
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oh hey Streamlab Spot is actually working what a miracle
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it sucks but I do have a peer tube channel now um how are you sweetheart i got to stop having to type things
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what are you up to i'm I'm just talking to I love a baldheaded man for some reason
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I can't keep my hands off of a There's nothing wrong with that i don't
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actually know if this is the URL but I'm on purube.wtf and I'll upload anything else
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that gets like blocked up there too that's like indie YouTube however you
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want to say that okay so now who's going to get mad at me i was gotten mad at because like I didn't recognize a
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YouTuber like [ __ ] me i didn't know some guy and like I'm sure he's a great guy
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but like I don't watch all of this stuff like man bald-headed man i don't watch
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every bald-headed man why is chat Why is bald still funny why
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is bald allowed to be funny it's it's I love honest food it's one of the
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few haha you look funny jokes from like the '9s that have like continued and it feels like a lot less
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mean it's more like ironic now because internet has to be ironic
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i'm technically a baldheaded man oh not again us with all of these YouTube poops
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uh no no isn't that a lot of oil i guess it depends on what you're making chat i
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don't know anything about [ __ ] cooking i I I'm trying to learn but like I'm making HelloFresh and like I'm struggling to make four meals a week i'm
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I'm getting better but like wow girls got to cook well not like not like that but like
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in a positive sort of way everyone should cook you should be able to make your own dang food it It tastes
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so much better depending as long as you make it well which is you know sometimes you do need skill just don't be like
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it's not like the Sims let me You will never set your house on fire well not never i'm not legally thanks i'm not
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legally responsible but like it's not like the Sims where you like chop some carrots and like the kitchen catches on
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fire n let her cook excuse me yes oh by the way five bucks in chat are
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like bits or whatever and I'll tell you what I'm wearing i kept forgetting to like do that is that against Twitch policy please tell me it's not i almost
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burned my house down making mac and cheese well Doc is what we refer to as an outlier that blue shirt oh thanks Mom
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i'm sorry i love you Doc like it's definitely possible definitely have a a fire extinguisher because like you need
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to be a functional adult and like be able to handle stuff like that but like
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just take a little bit of care oh is it too quiet oh thanks for letting me know always It's on full um I can boost it up
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here always let me know oh I just realized we we may have just gotten pranked um Oh shoot
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so I was warned there was like loud ear damage ones um that may just be why this one's quiet actually you decide if the
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baby was going to call you can is it still intelligible i'll boost it a little bit see there you go there you go
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do you like that you like right after that wasn't actually that as far as loud noises that wasn't too bad that is
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always kind of a jump scare that was okay i think the volume is fine where it is this video is quiet on purpose i'm
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I'm leaving it are there recipes you have no sus sus oh you do have a
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compressor though excuse me i need to get a compressor on what I hear i want to tell you I love it when the foodies
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hang out with Oh no my my filter i hate compressors my compressor should really handle that i never know what the [ __ ]
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to do oh someone needs to treat teach me
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compressors is it better now i want you to cook your son you can call me a lot of things cook your son Pauline
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they do color polyine i hate audio stuff so much i'm getting
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better is it It's a little bit extra cropped isn't it i hate streaming
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flour and then we're going to coat it with All right is that better there we go okay okay it really is cropped that
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close by the way i'm put it right that's the only reason he even showed up on the video is weird
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oh look at that this video is just quiet on my end too so there's going to be more loud noises i'll just already warn
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you three more like one for me one for me and one for me look even the barbecue
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so I'm not turning it up on my end [Laughter]
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see see this this used to be premium material it This isn't the worst like ear damaged ones I've heard like it's
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not just a terrible thing look at I can't hardly look is it really that bad look at him look at him
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that reminds me of Uncle George he used to say he instead of he
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Come on sister there's more than one way to skin a cat baby ain't that good
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i want y'all to shush all right Paula we're going to wash i want y'all to shush we're going to get them good and clean get them good wash your hands mama
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mama just in case all right it should be It looks too loud honestly on my ends but you tell me
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you use a quality audio stuff so much you don't use an all you'll get it dry
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but I like it wet this is good i that was unedited by
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the way that's so good del i struggle with this good on her even if I am mad at her company
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say it again chester you got to have some judge
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wooers turned my computer up don't tell me that i think we might have Hang on was it
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like actually bad balance-wise cuz like balance is different from dip it down into some added a tablespoon of eggs
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this is what I hate talking about audio and then I'm going to roll in corn
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flush and some s you got to have it
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it's so funny that even in its own Oh see yeah there's the ear
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damage i've been trying to skip the outro's lesson with you you You definitely get a skip on
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that please tell me you didn't like one guy me so I would like turn up my volume or
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something no no no that would be torturing you guys and not me so like
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it's great to have y'all here so y'all know what we're going to do today shout out the hats i didn't get
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that one sorry everybody here fruit ninja fruit ninja
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reference oh my god millennials and like children of millennials post in the chat please what's your high score panic chad
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do you remember your high score in literally a single video game something i may be a cook and I may have my own
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show but believe me look at that disgusting like chopping block we were
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knee deep in how many billions of dollars probably just like a couple million what does this kitchen Oh no
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it's like a whole TV set but like I said throw some eggs in the oven throw some eggs my kitchen really isn't that bad i
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shouldn't [ __ ] but like damn girl and they burned hey that's TV i grabbed Gina the Baker i trimmed the baker of them
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and made a fabulous baldheaded baldheaded man deep fried
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Louisiana made with a real chunk of Louisiana i'm
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working on a way to recycle that thing y'all want to try it
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that was cap you can't say that well the cake part turned out actually are you Jenzie maybe you can say that the
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frosting was a disaster i accused you of capping when we sat down when we sat
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down I'm going to go over here i've never baked anything without it exploding i'm so sorry disaster i was going to get a new oven but then like
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you know lost job situation what are you doing all right it's looking pretty good
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i can cook baking i'm like completely foreign too lara you are doing I'm getting better though so like maybe some
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doing fabulous fabulous i was just out here talking to mom she had emailed us
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mom my husband and I love leftovers but that's also the leftover and we love to
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turn that in that is such a simple gag but it always works on me it's never overused
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now over here I'm going to start with a little melted i love the
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like funny incidental noise repeated usually from like a Thanks how are you
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coming tomorrow i'm doing well what are you doing all right
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nice what a nice general so many YouTube poop jokes are literally just like "Oh I
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found this effect let's do that new daughter-in-law of yours have you been giving her some tips in the kitchen
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who wants to give me tips in the kitchen all right Mara how we coming baby it's
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in the pan nice it's in the pan now I'm going to have to sit i'm so sorry i love
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southern talk i mean no offense what are you doing that's way to anybody who
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talks like buttered up Jimmy or whatever the hell like Sandy would say
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we What the [ __ ] is that is that a lot of cream what is that butter here's the
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butter butter i have no idea what's being made i just realized it's so hard to like get the
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context we're going to put this in our oven it's almost like context matters but no there will be none of that crusty
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crab well you would love to serve your friends crab cakes wouldn't you crumb cake but that was me that was like a [ __ ]
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sule a [ __ ] immersion if you will Chad i know cooking i know the
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terms i know Pete like tomato reduction i I get that joke
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come up here it's such an honest joke whenever like you repeat a bad bit and
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then like you make fun of yourself as an editor in the video well good luck join the Discord by the way game with us i'm
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trying to get a switch to I did not remember that like we live in co postco hell hole
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okay well you get over here and I'm not laughing cuz I couldn't get it because pre-orders get over here get over here
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i'll get over here you get I was expecting Ryden i have I have Is that bread oh is it bread and over there in
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your kitchen i thought it was like meat and some kind of like like
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All right i think I guess if I think you have Makes sense like a chowder you got your but I was thinking like heavy cream
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or something and my brain is like what is happening your green and you've got butter black there was butter though i
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did see that all right now I'm going to add a little oil
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little owl how do you do it don't cook owls please now the reason I didn't mix
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I don't want to work i love accents you have before you graduate oh my god uh
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fried I need to learn how to make fried rice you know the hardest thing i used to be
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able to make that as a little girl was 17 years ago it It was so hard that just
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like it's not amu rice but it's like $200 to start with easy to make and like tastes good i need to be able to speak
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for myself again oh my god honey i couldn't even afford a hairet hair net
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do y'all know what I put on my head to keep the Is she real poor or was she fake poor i hate that that's like a
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question but like that's such a TV personality thing to say oh yeah i was born poor great oh here you you have it
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girl you need it more than me is Pauline a fraud yes or no
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you can get a poll going this video does not con constitute any smearing of Hey y'all i'm going to go Lady
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Paulyine's personage we're still getting banned chat
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well she's sued by Paulyine her lawyers would butter you up i'm going to really
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really Oh I like that island i want an island i want Yoshi's island
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that's a regular ass refrigerator oh wait no the panels not never mind inside it looked like one but no that's like a
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like $5,000 refrigerator or something probably or Welcome back you know I'm going to go knock on a door i was going
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to upgrade my kit refrigerator too here i'm going to party mine still makes stuff cold it's just We are fixing to
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make my mama you know what it's also probably not very efficient but like I don't know the math this big mama math
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sucks go knock on a door quick
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door there is so many bits i I can tell they find it just as funny as I do because there's so many quote unquote
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bits in these YouTub
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which does mean there is some like more editing and stuff and I I understand people don't like that but like seven times seven is what's going on chat how
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is everyone let's call it up and down as a result of this we speak Creole
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in two weeks I should finally actually get my new driver's license with my actual name on it again so that'll be cool perfect that's normally what I call
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very 2008 as I said I was warned there isn't anything too bad like 4chenny is
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4chan still dead by the way what happened with that i haven't been watching the news you lost your hat are you fixing to pick
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you a cup come on no is that like dangerous like can those trees support that weight chad don't hurt the trees
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[Music] chad trees are people too we wanted mom to go see some water which she had not
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seen before they were so We're going
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what you mean wii kite and a surfboard is the Wii oh my god the Wii chad i miss
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checking out the Wii shopping channel for like new terrible video games from the 80s a restaurant and I would even
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buy some of them i see i didn't surprise now what is that whatever that is over
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there we have a veggie roti and a seafood roti roy and roti what is that
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that sounds wonderful let's try one of What do you have that is local we have salt that sounds wonderful sawfish
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sawfish is a bit of a fish sauce always works that sounds wonderful sounds wonderful
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never seen wonderful why would you drink water when you can drink butter no you
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should this is not constitute like medical advice this is not financial
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advice you should have never had I'm sorry i'm still hearing turned out really not so
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good i'm either gapping or napping i saw that have to wear these beautiful sort of snug why why are they wearing sex
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suits what is paragliding or something
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to get like a sex suit which is what that's the technical term for that
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oh it's a wet suit that's a kind of sex suit there's also dry sex suits obviously pretty cool was it fun if you
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think holding on to a man's [ __ ] being drugged through the sea is a surfer I'm
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a champion i'm a [ __ ] champion the the the volume difference is really extreme by the way so even though there's a compressor it's um that's just kind of a
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problem with these old stuff not a very good frankly especially for these watchers but he's 4 and a half months
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old i don't think they they meant quite for this to happen even though they recorded this in 2008
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the internet is so weird it makes me feel like that specifically that specifically that
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[Music] [ __ ] what is this about and that's how I feel about it this is our sailboat down
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here i can't come in so close so we have to get on this ferry we can't come in so close so we have to get on this tugboat
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like comment subscribe oh my god chad give me a comment i'll comment
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i can't watch and comment the name of this boat is called sexy sex
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now that's the count of three i don't know flags
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i was never afraid to know the species of of flags all of a sudden these big
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old kids became real [ __ ] of course Michael and I were sitting on
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the boat like two little fat [ __ ] waiting for lunch to be ready i bet they
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did the captain prepared a fabulous stick of butter for us naturally since
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we were on the ocean it was only fitting that we do y'all see I'm no longer eating out of my plate the secret to
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making things look good is not too good let me tell you something just a little bit of out of focus to your brain like
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oh yeah that probably looks pretty good when Captain Rambali found out that Michael was not that captain here in the
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States he turned over the wheel to Michael our chef that's why when I finally get my
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face working he prepared a cocoa and chili dusted i
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hate I guess it's for like a 12 course meal or whatever they tons of little things
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she's scared guys is it completely safe actually it's my first day at work
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i'm ready you ready all right why is she What what is this why is she getting ready to play i was officially gear
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ready to go we stood around and just laughed at each other for about 5 minutes before we got started
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[Laughter] i hate you thanks for the sub Doc and
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the bits back by the way sorry it was in the chat back while I go unless it
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this is my fulltime job now amazingly as that is so um I hate advertising myself
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but it really does it goes directly to me at least you takes 15 which is why you
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should my Patreon actually here I am y'all just dangling just dangling
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you going to get me dangling actually it's my first
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what this isn't even What is this that's how you do that well it's it's how you do that but like
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this like rope waves i thought they were climbing or something what is this Donkey Kong Country [ __ ] they're
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doing oh my god this is the loudest thing I've ever heard my entire life pauline's Kitchen
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[Applause] Massacre not bad not bad edits for
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um not bad for Oh this is a year ago okay this tools are a little bit better now minty mutes like comment subscribe
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and all that chat i'm going to get Last time I paused for a bit um I'm going to
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set up a thing so you see the the title of the YouTube boop like in the bottom corner i just have to set it up because
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like I'm so sorry you don't see it there will be a um there will be a playlist
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though so you can see all the videos jamie and Bobby get out on the road and
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well if y'all know anything about me at all you know I'm a mother these guys
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came from my family it's one of the tough categories on Pornhub
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there he goes he's the He's been following the category mama thinks she's a birdie
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[Music] play sex music put a ping filter on it
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and then like repeat a suggestive action that's classic lady or big mama ziplining i know it's a thing but like I
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just I didn't expect like a cooking show to be doing that i just didn't expect them
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to be climbing but chat what's
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happening chat is this real i said it this is real it's real
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holy [ __ ] chat paulyine is God confirmed wow
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wow imagine explaining this in court that's
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not imagine explaining this in court i ain't got that long
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wow why don't you bring them two big old [ __ ] up here tony and Mark oh hi Mark
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growing up as kids we didn't have a lot mother had to make it used to be the room used to be on YouTube and they took
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it down everyone should be able to watch the room for free it's the price the room has to pay for being existing it's
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art art should be free y'all
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son Bobby Dean [Applause]
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Bobby classic bit the stream please ask are there recipes you have
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that you don't share I'm going to mark that I'm trying to like mark up my streams now I have like a foot pill and
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everything I'm almost doing things professionally balls my son's mom I had
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a potato not that professionally obviously that was So good y'all it was like a twice baked potato and it was
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stuffed with Mama Neely here on I'm sorry i'll stop repeating things she says
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just going to beat my boys you know what that grandma always said
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too many got a pot wow paula you can't say that do it up
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good does she have like an actual controversy deep fryer not that these
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are serious videos have a name that you pitting out for the baby hey you i don't care mother
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I'll put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass
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what's the name of that video you think I get content IDed for the stiff [ __ ] video favorite like the things I've
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shoved in my ass would I get content IDed i love the future falling water I've ever put in my mouth i so want to
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share this with you now I've got two cups of pot i love sentence mixes like that it's so simple and it's beautiful a
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cup of crack paula burns herself enjoys boiling water of one cup along with
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about a teaspoon of salt moisturing is so hard chat by the way I'm trying i'm going to do something to these that Aunt
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Peggy usually doesn't do someday I'll stop saying what she says i'm going to add some pot and it takes just a minute
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for that boiling water to absorb the I am slightly hydrated see what the thickness of it be aware if that's not
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your kind of stream you might not enjoy YouTube but I'm sure some indie drug people enjoy the hot so So anyway
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boiling water onto it they'll immediately start browning
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i don't think that's true actually like usually use boiling to avoid browning right like that's a stove thing see I
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know I know cooking i know how to cook stuff is hot
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oh she using Pam what are you using Pam for just a little bit you'll find that a lot
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of grease is going to cook out from my skin but you can see it smoking
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chad this is pornography this is disgusting so you can't just have her like actually cook things come in here and come in here mildly erotically now
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I'm going to stick these in my mouth and we're going to cook them this is going to make me so hungry 50 minutes on 15°
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and I didn't fully consider we're going to cut our oven down to about 350 cooks crack in her boiling water take almost
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an hour to cook and you may find that the boiling water don't get as brown as you like but you
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can switch your oven to brown and they'll brown nicely right now I'd like That is true you switch it to brown i've
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got my pan here where I cooked about four slices of I'm trying i am trying
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see that i've left my skin it is adorable though and I'm going to sauce my onions and now I need a big pot like
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that a couple of pounds and get them nice and coated with that skin e and now
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we're just going to put about a cup of water i need to learn to cook vegetables so I don't die going to put the lid on
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these and we're going to let them cook for about
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We're not cooking these sussy style we want these still bacon and I've got some
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boiling see that's the problem with cooking bacon that has actually cooked for about 15 minutes see now we're just
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going to sauce these i think the bacon is part of the dish and butter them
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about three tablespoons imagine just having bacon like on the counter just like ready to go i would love to live in
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a video game we just like people the older I get the more you press three buttons and you make a cake i want the refus that says about me says something
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though it says something i am a lazy [ __ ] but like the real heat is going to come from my aunt Peggy if you like it a
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little hot use a little bit if you like it really hot use a little bit
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i need to learn how to use my spices i have so many spices but I don't know how to use most of them so I just like put
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them on sometimes and like All right now I've got some cornbread in this other uh join my teach on the top
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our crack looks perfectly my stream button set up
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again it's nice and crispy and this will be This is like It looks This is painful
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to watch i'm going to be so hungry this is There's another hour of this chat i'm not going to survive this will be so
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These are going to be sus i can't even tell what the [ __ ] she's cooking half the time i'm still hungry m
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I mean like I can tell what this is at least but like this is going to be perfect with the rest of the meal well
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y'all stay crazy there's no way that's not the full meal what are you making i'm going to be boiling some spicy spicy
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brown people black people
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paula no balloon in honor of is of course
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meant to YouTube's just a little just a little edgy sometimes all right so my
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are a little I just wish people could like if we're going to need a Oh my god the copper pans
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i got some lovely pots and pans with like the heat is like not very consistent well so so so and if you
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would um suck my you know uh uh but it's like really
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expensive right it's like that kind of expensive i like to feel I think I [ __ ] up mixing this
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like root beer smells good tastes good looks good feels feels real good this bit is a little bit long then I'm going
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to add one8 oz container of my cream of
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cup i guess I guess ice cream goes on ass
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chat pumpkin spice is put on pumpkins it does not have pumpkins in it and uh we're just going to That's like the first thing anyone learns
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about and stick her preheated 400°ree oven who has 12 apples like ready to go
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at all times rich people I guess or people really like apples
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now they're probably wax as a
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[Music] show it's still It crept in it crept in
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the first thing I'm going to make Sunny sour cheese biscuits these take me back to my chat if you need to pull out two
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full sticks of butter for whatever you're cooking so I'm just unless it's like for 40 people to reconsider life
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i assume that's just for display but like that's a How much butter is that
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like I have the internet of my kitchen
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[Music] chat two sticks of butters is
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1,620 calories obviously that's for more than one person but still show you my son Jamie butter every time he has a
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birthday he says "Mom like how big is that meal supposed to be for?" This is so easy it's a a basic 1 2 3 25 cake the
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reason cake is because it calls for one cup of butter two cups of butter three cups of 350 so there's your fear i know
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that too much butter is a common complaint of the show but like holy Oh my god this is raw butter
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chat my arteries are hardening i'm not going to survive the stream
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[Music] chat french bread plus butter is amazing i I I may not be able to have it but
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like I I want I want to have it at least once every couple weeks oh my god why is
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bread so good bread shouldn't make you fat it's [ __ ] i put the eggs in there's not enough calories get some
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eggs and last I'm going to add So it's a cake obviously like still holy [ __ ] and
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you're ready to cake now and I'll start and so on and so on and so do
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cakes have that much butter in them but butter cream and I'm going to take spatula and just work the back this is
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so confusing to me because like obviously in the show they explain what they're going to make but I'm just trying to guess it well she's like to
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the surface see the air bubbles whatever these are ready to go in the oven this
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okay do you cook those are safely in the oven
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chad I don't know anything about baking cakes i don't know how to do anything burning i have some that should be about
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ready i'm burning thanks i hate when people include that sound i'm so sorry whoa
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oh so that's like that that's the whole cake okay self they look I thought that was icing
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like you don't bake icing i'm going to show you how to make the most delectable toothpicks we're gonna start with him
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buy toothpicks are there like reusable cute toothpicks i know it's a stupid question but like I like having olives
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in my martini but it's like so trashy just like have them in there but I don't want to use like disposable toothpicks i
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like about this size i like for my holes to be really cad i'm exactly that white i found the bigger the holes if you're
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ever curious then we're going to take our rapidly Thanks for water and just spoon it look at it oh so there was two
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she was making two things okay so that was the icing look at it moistening that layer i'm I should not
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be trying to figure out the original show it's a lemon cake toothpaste or whatever coffee cake cuz you don't want
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your cake to do the same thing all over i don't think it's pineapple cake maybe
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yeah there's a lot of kinds of cake all right we're just realizing that layer
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now now the secret is adding that cake marinate in the refrigerator up to 3
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is that the beauty what what was that what was that thing saw cream of tartar
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so we're going to beat this for 1 minute minute sorry so that's been about a
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minute i'm going to set my timer she's making her own birthday cake by
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the way that wouldn't be that cruel right and we're going to beat this
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okay our seven minutes is up i should get one of those i keep using the shitty one on my like gently thing i would feel
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so fancy using like an analog knob i love pulling knobs bring it bring it
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slowly bring it down looks like marshmallow heaven actual part of video there's only one
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thing left to put the coke on the top kind of just press it in against your
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This is disgustingly decadent oh my god it's probably a light is cake looks like
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a big sour cream i'm so sorry to be controversial i do not like shredded coconut it gets in your teeth and stuff
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i don't like the texture if it was like melt in your mouth so yummy
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i know it's a sin but honestly I prefer when people do like um quote unquote white chocolate shavings instead of
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coconut sometimes it depends on the recipe really it doesn't taste like it but it looks like it
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um I know it's not real chocolate but it's still like Hey everybody out there on Facebook and
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Paulyine.com hope y'all are doing today that was the French it's like uneven
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pieces all about sauce it's rich people stuff oh my god that was a big ass steak juicy steak i haven't had steak i want
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to know what y'all are doing lieutenant Sanders it's all about you didn't we
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catch that sauce and I so appreciate Oh Lieutenant Pauline recipe to us 89
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pounds of brisk holy [ __ ] and a little bay leaf so here we go now I guess some
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people need to cook for more than themselves but like holy [ __ ] that's like food for weeks all right now
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the lieutenant instructs us to use and shake our hand and that bag is I guess
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that explains the size of the meat though holy [ __ ] with all that flour all right now here we go so we're going to
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start rubbing our skin i'm curious though so let's start first with the pepper so I'm so I hate the cooking
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takes time i love the idea of like a fresh tasty food but like the time aspect located in It's kind of fun
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though it's getting more fun over time onion sauce i just need a lot more work here's another good thing sauce
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chad I should have watched Pauline or like some other cooking show shock i should have like watched this stuff as a
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little girl [ __ ] can be very very expensive and [ __ ] is only certain shelf
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life y'all and Wow okay we have found the best at a very very fair price i
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never know how much spices to put on like meat [Music] usually not a lot like it depends if
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it's a rub obviously they said he will i just don't have a lot of this with
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paprika with paprika i think like pork chops you just basically slather it like
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Yeah in fact there's a lot of slathering with meat isn't there yeah in slathered meat i'm just going to slip this into
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our side up i'm just going to slip in here side up look at that i want to pat
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that in good all right now I'm going to add just one final scotch i'm sorry this
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is strik now I'm just going to seal up our poke a couple of holes in it so in the
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oven it goes 2 hours at 225 you know
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that I hope Lieutenant Sandy No swapping cook time and duration cook time and
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temperature this looks delicious it looks good
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i want sandwiches now all right this is my level of cooking i can throw together cold meat on a sandwich and I'm going to
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slice it thin and I'm just going to drizzle a little bit of that right there
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oh what are good um this looks hot sauces that are not hot sauces barbecue sauces that are not like super super
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sugary and have real sugar instead of like corn so appreciate you being such a friend and a faithful follower and I
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look forward to seeing you on my Facebook keep sending in those recipes oh it's like Oh okay it's not a burger
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that explains it each and every one of them it just tastes like a burger this dish is in love y'all or is that like a
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roll sweet baby rays that's I know that's real is that No I thought that was fake is it sauce [ __ ] i guess you
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can look it up sauce [ __ ] and sauce [ __ ] and sauce [ __ ] and
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I was in my 50s before I ever drank syrup and I was in my later 50s before I
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forgot michael oh you know he I got a punch michael cuz
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he came up yeah I see high fructose i'm doing a unless they have like a version of it michael is super super simple and
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that's a shame i do like their sweet and spicy one this will I've been trying to get rid of that stuff what a great way
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to Oh I look like you would put in the
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refrigerator and it'll last the audio is so weird in this one it feels like right inside my ear holes uhoh this is one of
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like her later like self-recorded so now I'm going to Uhoh i don't sound like that do I my audio setup isn't that bad
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right okay some big ass glasses those are anime
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glasses good summer drink oh I love the magnetic knife board i
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want one little peach don't call me that Paula wow so if you're looking for some
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lady to punch maybe I am looking for some lady to punch right about now hey Paula be sure
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to lick the butt to be poops for the world i love intros intros
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beat credit so much as long as it's short and punchy you know if you've never had fried turkey
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y'all you must serve fresh is the name of this one by the way to turn you can
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hear the pit sizzling now I've got like a 12 more of a German thing here i like
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to rub it with salt e I can't I can't do like full chicken [ __ ] this black i know
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that what meat is but like I'm going to go ahead and and and I need it in pieces i need pre butcher there's all types of
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y'all i really hope beyond meat and all of that crap like whatever generic term is like artificial meat happens to be I
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want that to work out but like I met him at QVC he sells [ __ ] suckers his name is
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Josh josh uh just gave I guess nonvearian food warning but like that should probably be obvious from the
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inside sucker and it takes all the work in the mess out of suck and acks
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[Music] guess who's gone digital y'all well
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either I need to use way too much of this review or it's only kind of
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Network you can throw out your TV now because this is where you can find me i
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love my sus so much doesn't matter whether you're from the north south east northeast or west i miss people remember
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when you could buy eggs is food is I remember being about one president
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[Music] who would have thought that like aven flu would kill birds and that like
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researching diseases is good i'm sorry to be political but like Hey y'all I
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hope everybody out there on Facebook and Twitter and
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Pauline.com today are doing so real moment this is about silly
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stuff me in the as the top i promised y'all I was going to
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cook i called the pe soup and this recipe comes from six to eight slices of
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bacon you sent in a wonderful poop soup so let's get Oh that's cute she makes 10
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recipes i It just took me that long to figure out recipe remember when people interacted online and it wasn't like
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AI those [ __ ] And I've got some flies right here we're going to make a rub the first thing I'm going to do is
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take a and I'm going to dice and I'm going to turn it up the secret to onions is like sharp i'm just going to kind of
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just flour six cups of chicken that's a lot of chicken ball going to take our [ __ ]
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and [ __ ] it candy has [ __ ] it up there's about four six eight four cups
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of potato which is your favorite con that have been
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dedicated that she put sauce black peas and garlic in her potato soup and I like
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the fact that my season is in big chunks and this garlic also it has chunks of
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I'm a little jealous of the little like grinder bottles but like that is not how most of my And I just I separate fresh
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and like pre groundown spices fresh ground black tea i'm that bougie i guess
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I'm going to add that directly it's nice to have it like quick sometimes you're ready girl to try your s but I I can't
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afford those little grinder things and like re I think you've done good or else
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but shut up you're not allowed to You're not allowed to agree with that you're supposed to defend me what are those like seasonal pears in
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the background i love how the fruit coordinates color-wise with the set that's adorable and yeah yeah
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well my my kitchen is blue so like I would do that if I could but space no
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you know these videos have been all It's not that blue but it's a blue accent like the walls and floors are not blue i
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would not be opposed to that frankly kind of like uh Lieutenant Sanders uh
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oven roasted grandma uh and it's only fitting that we finish off shitten and
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we have chosen Sher Jones Adams wonderful best ever grandma cookie
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sherry I love the sound of this grand I can't learn to make cookies i that would be illegal i would need people to give
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them to two or four cups of allpurpose flour pour a teaspoon of bacon baking
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powder nope a teaspoon of sauce and a teaspoon i want to know people around
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you like people terrified a pinch spice a pinch of my nuts i've got two cups you
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got to have some nut one cup of short all right all right all right the
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bottles I bought by the way to have extras of okie do it was like 25 bucks for Grandma and listen I think no 32
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grand bottles so it was very cheap y'all grandma sucks co and a little bit of
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water the spices were a lot more expensive but like not too bad of chopped it would be like 10 bucks for
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like years worth of spices put the beater back on these it's kind of a lot of spices but it's because I don't want
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my nuts to get all torn up now I'm using a very small ice cream scoop because it
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terrify me so which is important because you do those have blades i don't like anything with blades i'm baby all right
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now it's time which is funny because I'm a spike ball but like shut up this is so
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By the way I tried Chinese five spice i had no idea it was so sweet like 400 minutes i don't know what I expected but
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like so in they go it's like nutmeg and cinnamon and stuff i can't wait to have one it's very sweet oh my [ __ ] good i
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was expecting something for like or something i don't know these look [ __ ] fabulous need for this might be
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the fourth cookie show savory that's what I mean to say i want to thank you so much and I want to thank Lieutenant
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Sam and Candy for sending in their recipes in fact I'd like to thank all of y'all for sending in those recipes until
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next time y'all spice up your car i hate to say it but you can really tell the
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difference in budget when she's got like the home cooking stuff it's pretty obvious which one's a set
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even if she does have a Today's show is all about big mama and our next recipe
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is a really really thick and stiff butter cake i've got a chocolate cake
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mix that I've mixed up i don't like chocolate that much i have to say melted 350 i'm glad because chocolate turns out
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350 maybe half of I beat it up the baby with a mixer and all I do is spread it
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into the bottom of a 13x9 by 350 by 9
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yeah I could eat way too much of this because I don't see any really really thick looking young man oh the stuff
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with the ice the cream cheese frosting or whatever oh look i could eat too much of that that's why I have just like I
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get a tiny slice of that at the grocery store it's gotten a little light i could never make a whole one all right oh
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thank you and you've already cut it for me all right now turn around here and let us look at you really really thick
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you're a very good-looking young man anyway sorry buddy
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all right y'all once again I don't see I have a stand mixer and I had no idea that was so expensive
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for the filling it does not match the rest of my things so I can't like put it out unfortunately block of butter plus I
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don't I'm going to add 300 i did get an immersion blender and I still haven't used it yet i'm going to add what are
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some things I can use with an immersion blender with brown coke you
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tried that kind of coke you know this Hey you got content ID didn't
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you i want to keep announce the baby
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i know that awkward pause i That's in my stream
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all right now to our mixture I'm adding or was that just a bit 350 oz of butter
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i'm going for some dec obviously this is for like 20 people but like mashed up
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baby stuff fabulous i hope all right now I've melted the baby and
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it's cooled down a little bit butter so I'm going to add that 100 stick of
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melted butter for 3 hours yes i actually your daughter-in-law the
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other day and I just wanted to know how excited you are i've got one ready now
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we're going to put this in a preheated two look at those pretty bowls in the bag so you want it a little gooey in the
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center gooey so overcook the baby just a little little bit have a name that you
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picked out for the baby yes the baby has already Oh for me yeah but that you would like well let me just sympathetic
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left there i have no idea what the [ __ ] she's talking about but everyone else left so I left too
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humans are weird look how delicious these babies look can you see that good
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that's That's Doesn't that look delicious yes in they go yes paulyine is
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honey let's put our muffins together you want to go we've got buns buns fun this
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better be from like 2008 and look here what 2011 balloons this quality is atrocious
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[Music] oh yes this is just a classic
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so what do you think i think we should go supreme with the donuts
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what is this voice you are are you gay terrifying all right so you ready yes
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have a taste of my muffin what does it taste like
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what is your favorite thing that you've made so far all of these are like a dangerous food my gosh
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i really want to like smash like mine pan fried breakfasty thing it was like very savory what the heck is that called
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i used to have that buns are there like some egg and like soybeans it's not rice but it's like
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slightly It's like a patty of a bunch of like mostly veggie stuff you think i'm out of
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my mind oh yes I do you're brilliant i don't think it's exactly healthy i think
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with oil out of my mind honey eat my muffin and let's come
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actually I don't even remember what what is it is it like greasy i don't think it is i have no idea what the recipe is
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please let me know in the comments on YouTube if you know what the hell I'm talking about i really want to eat that again
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now the stream is such a disaster i'm so hungry you know what you know here in So
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today I'm going to be going outside finger and folks are going to I want to travel i want to I want to be paid to
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like go to different places and like see stuff i want to be a celebrity [ __ ] me and hey get the f warmed up because I
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just want to see places really it'd be nice if I was paid to do so though or at least just like can't afford to do so
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one heck of a riverside party eat a party
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paulyine's Big Gay River Sauce Party is the title of this i want to share with y'all something that we do here in
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Savannah beat up kids cold beard you can just tell that the beer you have artist
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the punch line's coming it's the anticipation out on the on the street but this is just like
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so so Chad I would not survive an extra hour of this i'm so glad that we we we
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took the stream down a little bit out here on our little piece of I'm going to cook so much food after this i'm going to cook one entire meal
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[Music] it's a lot by the way and you should be proud of me for doing that
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so sad that y'all are with me because I'm going to be cooking up food that's just pure see this many bowls out
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instead of like dry of a cup of butter and that's like how it looks like all done fancy
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in my buns so that we'll know Zelda has trauma about cooking the stream
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i will set up about it when it gets to 240 it's just rolling rolling rolling
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rolling i didn't have that kind of like thermometer i do have a meat thermometer so we'll bring this over here the reason
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I'm not completely helpless add it earlier is because I didn't want the flavor to cook out of it if I I hate
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that about cooking like it's all right we're going to give that a It depends on like the step but certain times like
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some things you can cover recover from and some things you can't baking is much worse about that though i
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wish I was going you know what going oh the shrimp here on the on the coast of
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Georgia are just out of Georgia the other day i was out here in the backyard
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and I got to put nuts oh they're making candied apples okay that makes sense okay okay really really another
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indulgent food that caramelly buttery vanilla taste
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i guess people don't want to watch people like make boring food but
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thank you i haven't had a candied apple in so
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long i want them now that's not
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helping that's kind of helping because it's not like encouraging paulyine cooks your recipes oh she's selling your
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spices a Hey everyone at least it's relevant to her hashtag content right and
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Paulyine.com hope y'all are doing great i think this is her modern show like without co i think the really lower
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quality one is like co era i I'm just guessing been asking y'all to go to my coffee by the way favorite using your
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Lieutenant S it's all about you today this is the third one that's used lieutenant appreciate you sending in
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your brisket recipe to us now I'm stripping the rosemary and Oh they got the little
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fancy who has fancy disposable napkins disgusting a bag i did get some blue
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napkins though so you can look all fancy in my kitchen needle come and shake our come
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it's such a gold mine when you can make [ __ ] or [ __ ] in like an early source coated with all that all right now here
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we go whoa we're going to start that's like a source gold mine so let's start first with the pepper so I'm so proud of
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these comp y'all i think they're located in Walgreens all across the country
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we're using the onion sea salt i just kind of give it a once over you
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know now we went out and we shopped and shop i should probably use more i guess
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I'll try it be very very I mean usually my meal kits come with spices already so like
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but there's always like an option like y'all like y'all and then you need they kind of leave it up to you usually all right all right back to our brisket but
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out the colonel has he wants us to rub
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his sentence rub his con oh my god this is going to get so
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removed from the YouTube thing rub that in i'm just going to slip this into our
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fat comp so I'm just going to The mod button doesn't work for me look at that i want to pop that in good good good now
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I'm going to add just one final comp this thing sucks now I'm just going to seal up our bag poke a couple there's a
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mod button and it doesn't do anything so in the oven it goes it goes i hope Lieutenant Lieutenant Sanders said "I've
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done it to suit you honey." Well this looks fat great
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all right so what I'm There's nobody even this up and I'm going to slice it thin why
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doesn't blocking them remove it from the thing by the way drizzle a little that may just be my area yeah oh my goodness
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this looks so good my Jew is getting really fatty hard again lieutenant S I
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want to thank you so much and I look forward to seeing you on my face
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best dishes in y'all oh there we go
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any mods please please feel free to just destroy some instantly
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i should probably make you mod chad how do I make mod block reports no
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[Music] I know y'all are probably thinking now Paula oh well I'll figure it out later
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you are well I have to tell y'all this is my recipe that I'm making
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so don't hold me responsible for this one this is called Gug Pecan Glazed
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Chick and y'all know my name ain't G my name G i'm just gonna share the recipe
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with y'all and show you how to cook it all right all right i've got my
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chicken that's been all washed and cleaned real good no good now I'm going
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to just sauce and pepper my chicken
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you got to have some of the classic sentence mixing you know all right and I've got some garlic powder all right
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let me give my hands a a wash y'all you could do this part earlier in the day
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and stick him back in the
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refrigerator feels the possibility of complex steps like that terrifies me i need something that's done in like 20
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minutes or I like freak out [Applause]
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i know the power house for years unless it's like slow cooker or something like I can do that i'm I'm semifunctional
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who knew that's like is located seven years in
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the history right off the river there atlanta and it was called the pie
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because I was p hung out out it may very well be the oldest truck can't rem can't
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quite remember my history on
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that is this reop this really does feel maybe not going to dig down in here
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and get our chicken we were in such a weird drop in deep fat i had my oil up
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to 5° chad I can't deal with with like it's going to cool down so when I put
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the pot in there all right and now I think it's like BS like they're not that
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hard to take care of going to pull it out slightly mindful oo it just feels
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like just as light as a feels pretty yucky all right so while that's draining
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I'm going to come over here and y'all please write or call me about this oh that's two sticks of butter please don't
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write or call me about this imagine accidentally using salted butter
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instead of unsalted when using that much butter two sticks of butter like told me to do good i've got a half a cup of
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butter that I'm going to add to that butter i feel bad using like a half of
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one of those like already hedged switched like slices and I'm going to mix slices or whatever they're called
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and let it simmer for about 300 minutes it's so silly i think I actually pay more to buy like peanut butter come over
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here and I'm going to put our cheese it keeps it like tidy longer on our platter
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i also think it's like the same price which means I technically don't pay extra for it but like I specifically go
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for that you better get back here that bird was trying to fly away from me
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chad I use half of an eighth of a stick of butter so I use 1/16th of a stick of
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butter how much is that that's probably still a lot but it's not two sticks of butter they can look obviously all right
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I'm going to turn this off cuz this one has been cooking for about 300
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minutes i'm just going to stir that together real well and then I'm going to
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come over here y'all actually they have sticks or they quarter sticks well I don't know i'm going to ladle
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this over our fried pee you can't fry i guess you could fry
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pee but like it would be pea fried i can't wait
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kentucky fried the method of frying is pee you can't fry pee oh well as it turned out I've gotten a wing and the
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wing i've required my YouTube to have realistic titles please eight favorite pieces on a fat chicken all right here
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okay the kitchen is just slightly busy for my taste it's not bad but I don't
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know if I can There's all the display pieces all along the damn walls and stuff i don't know i
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guess I have a fairly little minimalist kind of aesthetic in my
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house sometimes i do need to get more stuff up on the walls though i have a bunch of like posters and stuff
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this is all really yucky gussy
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like half of it is Pokemon and I I think that might be genuinely true there is plenty of not Pokémon but like there's a
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lot of Pokémon no selfrespect potato biscuit i got this town map of every town in Pokemon or every a town map of
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every region nuts i've got one stick of softened real butter which is it's a lot
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of posters but they're small going to pour some butter on it now you can determine I guess the library but that
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would have to be like that in and I probably used about a third of a nut
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that's pure butter chat everything is butter oh my god and if you want to change this honey
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butter around Oh it's honey butter excuse me is it even worse Chad i'm not the biggest fan of honey ooh some
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shredded butter would just make that perfect it will make a perfect butter
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but right now my thoughts are on nuts because I haven't had a good waffle in a
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while that's also dangerous i could eat mini waffle nuts that's
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right Shine that's right and that yummy butter
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wait another half hour buddy you're out of petting range come here
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come here Coyote sniff check my fingers
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you two are so needy you know that
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butter oh Shine please don't miss it y'all
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butter don't miss it y'all this this whole show my god out of this
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shine nuts this one really takes me back takes
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me back i'm really sure this audio mix is good this looks really loud from my end
1:06:44
i hate I hate audio stuff i've got a pound like video stuff I can
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see but like at some point I may just have to listen to my own voice i hate that
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listen to my own audio mixed like double cheese in it and then just an ordinary
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sauce we're going to put in two maybe about a four of a cup of juice maybe
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then we're going to go to work
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the salad looks good too you wish that I went on such a big salad cake i had nothing but salads for like two weeks
1:07:20
we're going to I have to do that again but like much more like moderated actually what we've got is almost a
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little mini mini mini mini mini mini now if we were going to cook these over a fire you would want to use heavy duty
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tint there you go i'm going to sprinkle that not enough to trigger the um the
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conc flavor we're just going to seal him up
1:07:45
is smoke like bad for you like it is but like how much smoked meat are you like allowed or whatever like
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you're not allowed but like what's the recommendation i don't tend to I don't smoke so like it
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made me not want to smoke oh they smell oh they look
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[ __ ] once you isolate [ __ ] in sentence mixing you can do so many bits
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hi Shine hi Shine i'm sorry my cat is like demanding love he's balancing on my
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thigh i'm not even kidding like I I got my legs up on the table and he's about to I told you I was going to be cooking
1:08:29
us up some like and squash which is very
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he has gloves which zucchini and the yellow squashes be cakes shine please i
1:08:45
have great enough left for you to three medium zucchinis and three medium now
1:08:51
you start to sit in your lap when you're in an office chair this is awkward that there's no warm sauce in this bowl I'm
1:08:58
going to add one egg one cup of shredded paper towel
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a third of a cup a third and a half teaspoon of diced paper
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i love when commitment to the bit she It's consistent that it's paper sour i'm
1:09:16
going to her though in a little while those sweet and sour balls she's going to be one happy little salt salt salt
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salt one cup of paper towel crumbs i'm going to come and I'm going to take my
1:09:31
into my paper towel mix that's like shredded zucchini that stuff is actually really good and you don't even have to pee because the pee has a lot of I wish
1:09:38
food didn't go bad i can make so much good food if like you didn't eat these vegetables in like one day 350 minutes
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on each side not very long at all not at all wow they would be wonderful with a
1:09:52
piece of grill [ __ ] oops what is this stuff called chat
1:09:58
don't say paper towels cuz that's the thing i want to burn my mouth
1:10:05
i burn my mouth like every time i'm still trying to get better at that i'm so dumb hey y'all it's Paula and click
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the sub button remember to like comment subscribe gamers oh my god
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[Music] i have no idea what that was
1:10:26
snake bites i promised y'all that I was going to make you some
1:10:35
how does she have such fancy looking furniture it's impossible to get good furniture anymore it's like super
1:10:40
expensive [ __ ] look at that ancient like club or not well that's Well that's what we're fixing close enough we're
1:10:48
gonna I think that's like a service like now dick that we're going to start with
1:10:54
i'm going to put a little fly on our board cuz we don't want our dick sticking because I don't want a dry
1:11:02
[ __ ] that I can't seal those preferated edges cause that sounds
1:11:07
unpleasant paula I'm going to just press them together so there's too much like this in baking like I can't deal with
1:11:13
this like but I think we got those looking so practical and like okay we're going to take our do things and I don't
1:11:18
like doing things roll the brown the long way
1:11:25
and like knowing things like that length I guess of course you're rolling it the long way cuz it's getting longer when
1:11:32
you roll it we got a pretty good looking snake going on are you sure Paula
1:11:43
thanks right now use a mustard and I'm using kind of a That's a lot of mustard
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oh my god i'm just going to spread this on now you can use any kind of meat you want i'm using a Okay i'm I'm interested
1:11:56
just like that down the middle all right now we're going to jack all
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right i'm I'm curious i'm curious i It's It's thread it's spread pretty thin as you want it doesn't look that bad i'm
1:12:07
using a little white kid and we're going to fold that's going to be melted right i like my cheese melted this over i'm
1:12:14
not the biggest fan of like cold cheese and we're going to fold that over and fold this over and fold this
1:12:21
over classic YouTube bit and we're going to YouTube poop rather and I just love
1:12:27
the comment it flavors the food that could have applied to anything said ever
1:12:32
this kills the food and I'm going to take our brush the delay is like and we're just not that bad tonight last
1:12:38
time it was like 5 seconds it is so much better tonight is the delay good for everybody else edge just like that so
1:12:45
that we can I'm so used to like not being able to get the context of answers in the chat okay I'm going to flip him the delay is super bad and I'm going to
1:12:52
work him so he keeps getting a little longer and then I'm going to taper out the tail
1:13:00
just make him as longer down there all right and now we're going to come back and come just like that down the middle
1:13:06
this is way too much effort for me but I do appreciate the idea not a big come just a little come all right bathe him
1:13:15
bathe him this is going to give the skin of the snake a real shitty finish all we
1:13:23
have to do now is put two oh you skip all of the like [ __ ] work
1:13:29
cuz that's not fun to like transfer him to the cookie sheet does he look
1:13:36
pretty good i love she's like preparing like organs like a doctor here he goes
1:13:42
like prepare the plate separate the you know
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oh you put it in lengthwise right Chad i know how to cook like I My oven heats
1:13:53
unevenly like [ __ ] i really want to get a better earlier and let's see what he looks like it's
1:13:58
like 20 years old and it's a cheap piece of [ __ ] even from back then well I don't think it's like the
1:14:04
cheapest possible but like it's probably not very efficient and
1:14:09
stuff chad why do things have to cost money he looks pretty good doesn't
1:14:14
he and we're going to stick that red dick in there
1:14:20
classic got to have it that now all we need to add is the eyes
1:14:28
that's adorable i like olives by the way you're
1:14:33
You're not incorrect if you don't like olives but it turns out that like taste is literally different from person to person
1:14:39
first you're probably not actually tasting what I taste when I taste olives it's [ __ ] up but I love it
1:14:45
learn about psychology it's so interesting and he really is a tasty snake it's really tasty
1:14:54
thanks for that thanks for your time by the way you don't want to watch this oh hey CS8
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hey y'all we are making turkey and sh potato for all the really popular so CS8
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is a legend this is a more recent feed them giving Thanksgiving meal comprise wait am I not
1:15:15
subscribed oh this is my oldest and my friend Donna has a lot of problems so
1:15:20
this is going to be a [ __ ] mess well let me tell you what to do now I always I need two carrots peeled i dress
1:15:28
up for my streams by the way i need 50 eggs i need two eyeballs i need 10
1:15:34
sticks of butter the pacing of jokes is so much better than she has 180 a lot of these have been fairly dry squirt it
1:15:41
right into my mouth honey that's good anyway I need two of white sugar
1:15:51
okay okay i was wondering why I hadn't seen this but like obviously I hadn't seen this because like All right you got to cook quicker cuz time is money and
1:15:59
you're going to be paying less real soon everything's honey oh let me tell you
1:16:05
well let me tell you what let me tell you what people were trying to Well I don't landscaping in my yard
1:16:12
measuring cup and then we'll add what she said at that's a lot of oil and while you're doing that I'm going to pie
1:16:19
and then I'm going to do a couple of tablespoon of salt and butter that's what I'm not good at you're not really
1:16:26
good at You can open our taste okay great well
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what am I What am I
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Donna what are you doing what are you doing you're supposed to slowly incorporate that you're supposed to see
1:16:46
I would be just want just on the show just to [ __ ] up one time and I'm like never allowed back in the
1:16:51
kitchen going to go nuts in here now Donna while you're making the top and I'll be shaking it too loud
1:17:00
now when you're finished you can dump that whole thing out in the trash honey you kidding me yes you know Donna I'm so
1:17:08
old try to guess how old my ass is the oldest in the country is oldest working
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[ __ ] 270 years old or 70 years yes I'm really old
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yes i've got some fat girl
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okay we have turkey [ __ ] i am the turkey up
1:17:35
we got a apple here bet she was the turkey and once this goes into my butthole it won't want to come out so
1:17:42
I'm going to take some and I'm going to poop that out pretty quickly despite
1:17:47
liking YouTube poops I do not like humor stinky but it's perfect look how nicely all right that is kind of a shame that
1:17:54
that is forever part of YouTube poop you want to taste it just see if it needs sauce what do you think
1:18:00
not okay all right look at here i'm sorry i will never not find Well that's
1:18:05
great Paula delicious m yum take it take it take it take it put that in the freezing for about 5 minutes okay enough
1:18:12
icing to kill a fullsized man three sized men whatever the
1:18:19
standard unit of man is donna what the hell was that i guess you'd want to like measure more by volume well your mama
1:18:28
certified to kill a one 10 cubic me too big
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stop doing that 2 m very rough
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imagine being shorter than 2 yes you know we just need to be that people like
1:18:48
the oblivion and we'll die okay i would stream that but oh my god I could put
1:18:54
way too many hours i like it okay cool also money and while you're doing that I'm going to
1:19:01
drown myself in the toilet board i'm falling over that was pretty good coming up next the boys are jacking off outside
1:19:09
and I'm just going to love it yes yes yes hey these kids
1:19:16
yes it is that CS18 thanksgiving surfing on the internet
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let's eat i just love y'all tell me about you
1:19:31
Precious do you like boys no do y'all want to
1:19:37
come in my house not really well anyway how much longer are these come back
1:19:42
inside okay [Music] Donna that's okay 15 minutes
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okay careful see that would be me i'm so clumsy i
1:19:56
can't believe I can play video games your problem now honey well that's great
1:20:01
you know Donna I can't stand you anymore wow paula no that's murder oh okay bye
1:20:09
bye Donna she really went and did
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it laughing okay okay okay okay okay all right now put a couple thanks to my
1:20:20
patreons by the way too i need to find like a better way to show them on screen okay okay i think a vertical scroll looks way better
1:20:26
than okay everyone hates okay good i don't want to over
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I'm never going to be able to say okay after this again okay okay not long okay
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all right next okay this is mean
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okay okay okay okay
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all right okay good job on the pan job on the boys out
1:20:58
there thank you here's the thing it's a big mess and we don't want their penises
1:21:05
to get too long so cut them off okay we just need to have it just because I
1:21:11
don't like boys i love No we're going to get cancelled
1:21:17
oh did I [Applause] [Music]
1:21:24
i'm here with my family our daughter Henry and our grandson Michelle and
1:21:30
we're making a boy in here first my pre with a chish sauce the subtitle is such
1:21:37
a nice dish than my papa i'm going to get Henry to beat the heck out of the
1:21:42
kid with the rolling pin for an extra special how about some brownies brownies today we're going to
1:21:49
fix our daughter Michelle i'm going to start us off with a broccoli rice
1:21:55
peel i was expecting it to be nice dad I'm going to make us some chutlets so
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let's go ahead and add our rice a cup and a half of Michael rice and we're going to use three cups of papa you you
1:22:08
gave the kids a daddy kind of
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now what about your take on it Michelle i'm gonna say a daughter is a daughter
1:22:19
all of a love a son is a son until he's stuck in the oven sauce i guess if it's
1:22:26
No it has to be a joke right you know what i need for you to chop up these
1:22:31
crab like So let's pepper this baby you know I've been amazed i'm gonna spray
1:22:37
this a little bit i have one but I just good the only thing I have seen him spit out mean the only thing
1:22:45
to this day every Christmas Daddy still it takes him all day long good but it's
1:22:50
like super special just brown Michelle a little bit on each side and then we're going to put it on y'all and just kind
1:22:57
of let it just me every time after the brain damage new bell video break
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i love candles and I hate that my silence is working i'm in here i'm trying a NY pot again i want to be in the kitchen and we're cooking up Henry
1:23:13
henry smells are nice i'm going to get Henry michelle what was your favorite thing that your daddy made
1:23:20
michelle says about a half a cup of apple juice you want to swap yes want to
1:23:25
swap i would love to swap with you thank you you want to swap yes you want to swap yes
1:23:30
and we're going to Michelle let's start fixing they're pretty
1:23:36
i use Fiesta i think they're pretty enough i really like them digging the carrots would
1:23:44
happen so Michael I want to hurry you henry will sleep about an hour i do want
1:23:50
to taste them all right so I'm going to put Michael in charge i got super late
1:23:56
she's looking what do they call it hyperfixated i got semi hyperated on my kitchen i don't know i think they um
1:24:02
when you're the parent I think when you're grandparents when you're grandparents it's just like um or
1:24:14
got to love it it's win
1:24:24
it distorts my sense of time how long a lot of these are like a lot of YouTube like now I'm going to put in five
1:24:33
and if you do be sure to click oh
1:24:40
I do so Michael all I'm going to do is pour our d do over our brownie s like a
1:24:48
third of a cup of b smell it only a third of a cup just like a praline
1:24:55
chat how much is a third of a love oh yeah one caramel certain peace me i hate Imperial
1:25:02
peace for me we coming for that it's always a good
1:25:11
Hey y'all it's Paula Dean now cup is a lot is that like one stick of butter
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like one cup is whatever [Music]
1:25:23
it's literally written on the packages of butter like how much is how much so I just use that it's gonna be a good day
1:25:29
y'all i have no concept of like volume put on your ice cream it's so cold on my
1:25:36
teeth so lick it teresa
1:25:46
it oh see this is more like the co like school one oh yum
1:25:52
okay I'm starting out with this wonderful white girl that's been beaten
1:25:58
with a whisk for eight hours used to love when I was a little Holly i'm getting so bad for this video oh my god
1:26:05
and I got my bottom be impact play is consensual okay
1:26:11
she loves the big glasses go girl but anyway our next step
1:26:18
is a teaspoon of grated and I have
1:26:24
got uh jar of like not dangerous dangerous with our fresh little girl so
1:26:32
now I'm going to put thick chocolate dish
1:26:38
what is that like faucet work behind her like this pipes in the so thick it's
1:26:43
thick but anyway I guess Oh no it's like a stop shower thing with your crackers
1:26:50
is that a water picture lose your mind i'm not familiar with this lovely cheese
1:26:55
section with bitter and y'all it's a gift that keeps on giving and we ain't
1:27:02
done yet y'all our next step is a cup and a half of
1:27:08
puppy i'm not responsible for any like cravings you have after the stream i
1:27:13
hope all of the [ __ ] in P jokes is like cancel we're ready for the grand finale
1:27:19
crack [ __ ] [ __ ] it hazelnut spread
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spit it out paula disgusting thank you
1:27:36
it's good y'all lick it teresa I'm glad I didn't eat too much before this hey
1:27:43
hey hey I had lunch paulaine now if you enjoy but
1:27:49
be sure to like this video as well yeah you got to like comment subscribe because the stupid algorithm like
1:27:55
genuinely helps people stream or you can just share the directly i'm scrambed
1:28:03
so during the middle of the night I [ __ ] in my bed y'all like I genuinely love
1:28:09
just like sharing this kind of stuff with more people so like I hate to sound like clout chase or whatever but I just I like to share YouTube loops with
1:28:15
people it's weird i feel like I've told y'all so many times I just love bittersweet i just
1:28:23
love rough i just love getting head i just love
1:28:30
coming into my hands okay we're done with that so here we go this is the first
1:28:38
time I've ever made I just got reminded of those Dorito tacos that I've ever done that with you
1:28:44
know I don't normally do a Do they still make those i haven't been to Put it in
1:28:49
my hot seat for just a couple of minutes on each side are this happier look at that i think we're ready to flip
1:28:57
pounding that stick is going to make it even more tender look at that so far so good
1:29:05
there's been so many of these like sex censored squirt
1:29:10
okie do and I'm just going to run down here and wash real quick like cuz the
1:29:16
squirt was Gumpy gumpy look at that look at that i've been Oh she's got Crocs i
1:29:23
have Crocs that say my name on them i I love them gumpy with dick cream i've
1:29:29
been trying to use my foot pedal to like mark stuff for highlights so hopefully highlight videos will be a thing those
1:29:34
will be on YouTube should I make a separate channel for that in my bed my room
1:29:41
i would not keep the algorithm your family you're making memories
1:29:46
oh my god middleear solid as clever as I think I am also current financials drama
1:29:54
but only in America love i think this is the only thing i
1:30:01
never cook so I'm fixing to taste and see just recorded weird cuz sometimes like color settings would just be like
1:30:07
that looks so vibrant
1:30:12
they definitely amped up the like contrast or something on that it's almost like it's TV
1:30:21
it's so easy to do but it works so smartness from the [ __ ] and it really really is good y'all that was a mirror
1:30:29
mirror in my bed i really really wanted head okay object enters other object is
1:30:35
prime for any kind of YouTube and they are so nuts so round all you got to do
1:30:41
is rehearse it like several times and then you have sex uh you know I find myself a good cutting falling in love
1:30:48
with I'm learning to take care of mine though it's just a bamboo one but it's pretty good please girl
1:30:55
it's even like slightly stained so it looks kind of like tasty tasty cheap wood
1:31:01
moist and uh I just want to tell y'all something i have a bad habit of
1:31:07
overfilling but I've been trying to take care of it i've been putting like mineral oil on it and like butter um what is that stuff
1:31:15
it's not quite butter but like excuse me like wax and stuff mostly wax
1:31:20
michael just left the house so grab it grab it because it's real good and
1:31:27
really take advantage of me so we are gonna start loving uh
1:31:34
h come in so good y'all
1:31:41
all it needs is maybe a little bit more butter not a prettier side than butter
1:31:47
okay so I'm [ __ ] up she's She's very aware of the butter thing good for her
1:31:52
i could [ __ ] this i want to have a day for a year i want to be holding a book of myself i want to want to like see
1:32:00
myself on a book with more crush i'm trying though
1:32:07
i love the like long contemplative thought she gives cuz it makes every time it makes it look like she's like
1:32:12
disgusting hey y'all she she's the opposite of the like be alerted alerted
1:32:18
if you enjoyed this video be sure to Guy that he just like spasms the moment the
1:32:23
flavor hits the tongue she's like contemplative and like thinking about it and letting her pal a few years i think
1:32:29
maybe four years you know in a way it seems like it's not that you should like enjoy tasting food
1:32:35
obviously you want to So we're just a little shy we'll be
1:32:42
precise and then imagine being TV i'm totally not that short you can say that again you're watching me on a monitor
1:32:48
probably so all right now Michael I just want to see
1:32:54
what this feels like put that dish in there before you damaging pots and stuff i know it's just like part of the hot
1:33:00
water in my bottom i'm such a perfectionist i hate it so what I want you to do is put it back in here a
1:33:06
little bit more sick i've been getting better at cleaning some cold on the bottom that's right bar friends uh
1:33:12
barkeepers friend is really good all right now Michael let's try again all right so this is warm enough michael
1:33:21
what is that sound supposed to be i don't like that sound in Michael's
1:33:27
pocket i don't think I ever like that sound six completely full cups heavy cup
1:33:35
a lot of cups is it catastrophe that come as little as they do i want at
1:33:41
least like two cups perfect creamy and warm [ __ ] cream it should be
1:33:47
creamy and warm beautiful we had a great time didn't we let's do it again okay let's do it
1:33:54
i've been told of the hydration issues that my dream robe would cause but like I still think it's worth it
1:34:01
y'all it was fabulous michael was literally in hog heaven he was sitting
1:34:07
here what does that mean he was literally in hog heaven he died
1:34:13
he died and went to the afterworld specifically for hogs
1:34:19
he literally did that now you see it no you don't see that's what I hate about
1:34:27
desserts like that it's like all of that work and it's like one thing when
1:34:32
I [ __ ] that sounds like somebody would be called in like better
1:34:39
call sub like Gus Fring in his early days he's very respectful
1:34:46
jesse maybe home [ __ ] classic is there anything Jamie Dean that you love better
1:34:53
she has a fancier version of the like oil bottles that I have and I'm so upset sometimes at night I dream I'm actually
1:35:03
having someone to cook with seems like a nightmare but maybe helpful i don't think I think we would bump into each
1:35:09
other honestly I've never had someone to cook with sad boys i'm just stripping for you
1:35:17
but Brooke had gone on the internet and found Is that like a a raccoon she's got
1:35:22
a raccoon she's got a wooden raccoon statue standing up life size I can never son
1:35:34
do you got to stab him is that important i think it is that's the escape maybe
1:35:39
that's what I'm doing so this is why you watch cooking shows i'm learning i'm learning i'm learning about the way to
1:35:46
do it find wieners that you can take almost home he has such RBF like and then finish them at the game that's a
1:35:52
great way to do it so let's let these cook and if you want to I'm going to get a video and she's going to have such RBF
1:36:01
i wanted my broken be like very up we'll finish our BRs we'll get some onion rings and we'll do some tasting you want
1:36:06
to no we're tailgating today and later the
1:36:12
Dean Brothers i haven't heard tailgating like said in real life and I want 20 years
1:36:19
welcome back everybody how many onions you need then again I was never like a sports kind of girl people you're trying
1:36:24
to between 350 375 people i'll take it any way I can get it son
1:36:32
okay here we go i tell you what the greatest thing I ever did for myself Jamie I got sexy fancy jars like that by
1:36:38
the way they just have little bamboo i think every southern girl we've earned us a deep wiener some people like them
1:36:44
thick some like them thin some like them crusty some like them not so crusty it's Paula you don't want to burn the younger
1:36:52
kids do some tasting you want to no no comment do it like that it looks
1:36:58
great oh wait you know I guess the point children finally get old enough they're legal and you can or they can better yet
1:37:05
buy your beer sorry i would not have the patents to like make my own fries take a
1:37:10
second mama knows how to do it don't she i would be I would be so sc I'm sorry i keep clunking Chad uh I would be way too
1:37:16
scared to own a deep fryer i I'm terrified of brownies not funny and we'll ladle this over right before it's
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done yeah that's that's out for Zelda it's good i have an air fryer though so I I can juice and what's what kind of
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sets this apart is that it's This is going to be sticky so what we want to do now is just take
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about half don't let it drip on the [ __ ] counter spread it out disgusting you lick that off like a big
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girl don't take that out of context
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you're getting the picture aren't you don't sound hoardy while you're baking food with my Just taking a little fresh
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cream it's a lot of fresh cream
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it's another good one it looks like a piece of I so wish y'all were here i
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would put that in your mouth and you would be in heaven but since you can't
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be Why can't food be blue it's [ __ ] blue is my favorite color i love blue foods even though it's just fake food
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coloring it's It's disgusting but I love blue
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i'm getting a few i love purple too there is a few purple foods which is good thank goodness for grapes and
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blueberries very loud let's come yes turn this down
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all right so and look here what I got last video by the way no you don't yes I
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did no you don't i cannot be allowed near your
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donuts no you don't like I can get one donut like a month which is kind of a nice thing at work just like somebody
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bringing donuts once a month we should go supreme with the donuts
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what is this supreme donut no you don't we got our egg oh this is disgusting what the [ __ ] is this oh no it's the
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It's not quite a double down but it's close right
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this was the real sandwich wasn't it see this you are out of your
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I guess if you don't have every day but like holy [ __ ] you're crazy [Music]
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don't get me wrong I like a crispy cream donut but I like you know three bites out of an entire donut and then there's
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like so much more donut yeah I did just move back to Twitch
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though it's It's not a big surprise I guess i'm going to try Twitch at least for like a couple months hopefully not
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not switch back cuz that would be super annoying but like in the past when I tried Twitch was
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about a lot of yogurt fruit parfait shirt bunch your brunch
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it was good enough paulyine's LGBT donuts was the title of that one thanks for telling us about your
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life and my stream music oh sorry i just reflexively I was
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listening to music i just reflexively muted because of content ID i'm sorry i'll let you I'll give you six more
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seconds of your music they're in college watch me i still have to edit it out oh yes i
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No you don't sorry the comments are a little cut off but that's just due to how I
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stream this anyway I want [ __ ] what is this gotcha life brain rotted in my
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stuff chad it's got two views chat let's watch it i want waffle fries by K team what the [ __ ] is this it's 6 seconds it
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can't be that bad right what are you doing in my house what are you doing in my house i want waffle fries
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thank you that was amazing oh hey it's me um that's such like classic internet
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concept one hour ago beautiful like like comments chat give
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me a give me a comment i can't end the stream until chat gives me a
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comment chat you got to interact with me see the thing is about streaming like I don't care how many viewers we get as
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long as we have some a little bit of like some mo emotion in the chat mario stole my home good good
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good just I'm going to go for the obvious i'm going to go for the brain
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dead oh you're right you can't see i'm typed i just typed waffle fries i'm sorry i forgot you can't see it anyway
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this was super fun thanks for watching good night was that a tail dick on the
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right character what are you talking about you mean Mario yes that is a tail
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dick on the right character i'm not sure i'm not sure what
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you're referring to but okay and demo messa okay we must end good
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night everybody chat I forget how to press oh