Ranking the HOTTEST US Presidents of ALL TIME?!

You know, he would've been great during like the emo days

Yes, he would've absolutely killed it in like the scene. He would've been the first skinny jeans. Yeah

Where it's like, honestly, he's pulling them off. Hey guys, I'm Jack O'Shea

And I'm Mikaela Pascal. And this is Who's on Top, the show where we each rank our top five favorite things about an exciting topic

and then you tell us who made the best list. Or... Who's on top

Who's on top? Okay, so today, Mikaela, we are gonna be ranking the top five sexiest presidents of all time

Sexy, sexy president. Nothing says sexy like politicians. You know what it is

It's power. This actually isn't a very political episode? No, no, absolutely

By the way, take your political things aside. This is solely... This is solely sex appeal

Now, there is already a list over at Wranger.com where thousands of people have voted on who they think the sexiest president is

So make sure you guys head over there, vote your favorites to the top, and throughout the episode, we're going to be comparing our list with the general public's list

Vote for your favorite president. Vote for your president. Mine number five is ranked as number 13. Bill Clinton

Slick will it, Bubba? I was gonna say, you know what? I get all the women that loved him and in the White House

I get it, ladies. That man has a little bit of Southern charm. It just sort of runs in the family, you know

Oh, he's got that Arkansas appeal. He looks like he kind of has a little bod under them suits. We can't really tell

Look at him when he was originally running for office. He was a big boy

I mean, his nickname is Bubba. Okay. You know why he actually is maybe the sexiest thing about him

What? He's a crazy saxophone player. That's very sexy. That's gotta be the sexiest instrument, right

I'm seduced. A saxophone. It's a saxophone. Oh my God, who's your number five

My number five was Ranker's number 12, Joe Biden, our current president. If you look at a young picture of Joe Biden like his like I assume it like his college fraternity composite My number four is Joe Biden Yeah I do think he has a little bit of the charm because he was you know more around recently

in the social media era. We see a lot of him being goofy with his ice cream loving

I mean, I don't think there's one person, gay, straight, bi, pan, whatever you pick

who saw him lick that ice cream cone and think, what I would do to be in that cone

Like, it's just, he looks damn good. Yeah, he looks like he should always be in slow motion

Which is honestly not that tough because, man, that guy moves slow. So my number four was Ranker.com's number six, American Caesar, Ulysses S. Grant

Okay, tell me why. Okay, so if you look at pictures of Ulysses S. Grant, I'm going to start with facial hair

Okay. Look at all the pictures of the presidents. There have been a lot of crazy facial hair

You can see all the different trends. I mean, they started off literally wearing wigs. That was the style. We've come so far

I mean, Martin Van Buren had literally like mutton chops. Yes. And at the time that was like, damn, that looks great

Who decided that that was a good idea? He is by far the best Kemp beard

He's also, for the sex appeal, pretty damn badass. He's one of, I want to say it's like three presidents who basically became president

because they were the five-star general of the army during like a big war

My number three is ranker's number 20, surprisingly. Good old Babe Lincoln

Babe Lincoln tall. This man's a leader. You see how big he is? Yeah. You see how big this guy is? He's supposed to lead us

He's so tall, he can see further. His horizon is actually a little bit less

And then just to assert his dominance with hat too. He wore the hat? Like he didn't need the extra inches, but he went for it anyway

I really like that he made that fashion statement. He also was like literally a lumberjack. You know the type of body you get to be a lumberjack. It's all core

It a core shoulder thing He got a nice lean tight body Yes very lean You know he would have been great during like the emo days Yes he would have absolutely killed it in like the scene

He would have been the first skinny jeans. Yeah. Where it's like, honestly, he's pulling them off

Okay, so my number three is Ranker.com's number one. John Fitzgerald Kennedy, who also went by Jack, by the way

That's my number two. That's your number two. I'm very, very shocked this isn't your number one

That's, like, your favorite president. I'm like fascinated with him and his brother Bobby Kennedy

When I moved in, there were portraits of the Kennedys all over your home

And in your bathroom. You had a Kennedy photo in your bathroom

Not just like posters, like nice photos. JFK is really the only president who is legitimately a sex symbol

I'd say the best argument for why he's one of the sexiest presidents is the fact that, look at, there's a lot of presidents who are having a lot of affairs

Bill Clinton famously. Of course. LBJ was probably the worst of them all, but nobody talks about that. JFK

Was back in Maryland and broke. Was f***ing the hottest woman in the world at the time

She's one of the most iconically beautiful women of all time. She is a sex symbol

She's the sex symbol. She was in office. And he snuck her in and said, you gotta get out of here lady

He was kicking her out. Okay, so my number two is Ranker.com's number two, The Gipper, Ronald Reagan

Now, I said before, I was like, I don't know if JFK could be in movies. Ronald Reagan literally was in movies

His most famous movie, besides maybe the football one, was he literally, it was just him and a chimpanzee

Don't go. Don't scold him. He didn't mean it. Gotta love that. See, okay, that was going to be my guess for your number one

There you go. So now he's going to be. And you want to talk even more sexy

He was in Marlboro ads. Yeah that a sexy man Can I just say who your number one is Yeah Barack Hussein Obama Of course Yeah absolutely I just love Obama I think it because I kind of became conscious at the time he was in office

I think I was like eight when he came in office. And so I didn't know who the president was until Obama was in office because I was a child

He's so funny and he's a family man. And let me tell you, I like a good family man

Who doesn't? Who doesn't? He's just a handsome man in general. He keeps it tight

He keeps it tight. There are a lot of beach pics of him that are like legitimate paparazzi

That man is ballin'. That's what I do. Yeah. He is. No, he really is

What's your number one? Okay. I'm so curious to find out who your number one is

My number one, Ranker.com's number nine. The Rough Rider himself, Teddy Roosevelt

Okay. You know what? You do really like him. I love Teddy Bear

I love him so much. He is... Sex appeal though? That's what I'm talking about

I'm not saying physical attractiveness. He is the sexiest president and it's not even close

He is the most badass president and it's not even close. He might be the most badass American in history

That's debatable, but he legitimately... He's pretty badass. He might be. Okay, so let me just kind of go through why he is so sexy

Okay. Okay. He is the toughest president as far as... He's the only president I know of who was literally shot

during a speech, noticed he was shot, then told everybody to quiet down

and he has the greatest line ever, which he says is gonna take a lot more than that to kill a bull moose

He's the bull moose. And then he finished his speech. Yeah, that's kind of the most badass thing ever

He finished his speech. He was the most popular president ever. Yeah

At the time of leaving office, like he could have just kind of kept on running, but he wanted to go hunt hippos

Holy , he is so badass