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Throughout our lives, we've all had a terrible boss that made the job unbearable. Today Sona Movesian takes a look, and ranks the absolute worst bosses ever put on film. From Bill Lumbeg to Darth Vader, these bosses are the worst of the worst. Do you agree with her list?
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You know what though
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Can I say something about Michael Douglas? He can get it. But I look at him and I'm like
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God, those eyes and his face! So some might say that you are
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one of the most famous assistants in the world. Wow! My infamy probably comes from my boss
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and him constantly putting me on camera. So maybe, I'll take it
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So these are the worst bosses in film history. Ooh, okay. Anybody that you think off the bat might be on this list
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Worst bosses. I mean, you know, I think because I'm a personal assistant
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Miranda Priestly, obviously, from The Devil Wears Prada is a big one for me
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But if we're talking bosses also in general, also now I'm thinking about all the bosses from Horrible Bosses
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probably because it's obvious. We're going to start this off. This is the fifth most terrible boss in film history
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Yeah. You're not as smart as I thought you were, buddy boy. You ever wonder why fund managers can't beat the S&P 500
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Because they're sheep. And sheep get slaughtered. So I'm guessing you've seen this movie
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I have seen this movie. This is Wall Street, obviously. This movie is disturbing in a way that I think is very, it's..
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Because now I think before this character was so over the top and now he's just like
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oh yeah, I feel like everybody knows this guy, which is horrible. You know what though
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Can I say something about Michael Douglas? He can get it. I agree
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He is disgusting in this movie in every way. Like he is such an , he sucks
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Everything he says I am against. Money never sleeps, pal. But I look at him and I'm like, God, those eyes and his face
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Let's go to number four. Water. Yeah. I knew it. I did it
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I knew it. All right. Let's see if this thing's working. Oh. Oh my god. Oh
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I'm sorry. I'm a squirter, Dale. Oh, you know what? I think I can make out our little friend right there
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Shabbat shalom. Somebody's circumcised. Okay. So you did say horrible bosses. I did
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And you know what else? Jennifer Aniston, she can get it too
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Thank you. She also represents everything that also sucks which is sexual harassment I mean that not a good quality for a boss to have Who are you Yep My name is Andy Seitz Called it What are you doing here
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I think I could do a good job as your assistant. And I came to New York to be a journalist
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Can I say, I mean, if I'm going to be controversial, one second
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real quick, I don't think she's a horrible boss, Miranda I think that she is a hard worker
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I think she's a workaholic. I think she's given her life to her job
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And I think that she expects the people around her to do the same
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But I don't think she, I don't, I mean, is this a hot take
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We have sort of a problem. Oh! Yeah, you apparently didn't put one of the new cover sheets
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on your TPS report. I love this movie so much. I didn't even think about this. Yeah
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You see, we're putting the cover sheets on all TPS reports now before they go out
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Did you see the memo about the- Can you stop real quick? It's the passive aggressiveness that's just painful for me
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I think he might even be number one on my list because there's nothing I hate more than someone being passive aggressive
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which is why, like, when Conan is passive aggressive, it drives me insane, and he does it to drive me insane
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I'm not passive aggressive. This next video, this is the worst boss as voted on by the public in the history of movies
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Any guesses now that you've seen the other four? I think once I see it, I think I'm going to be like, oh, of course
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Oh, come on. That's not fair. She's a boss. I know, but come on
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That's not like a normal workplace. Come on, guys. I can't. Can I be honest
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when I watched the trilogy for like the first time when I was like actually able to watch it
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I had a few edibles and so I don't fully remember it but what I remember is that he I think he's a
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misunderstood person I think he has very clear goals which is to take over the universe I think
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I know there's gonna be a lot of angry Star Wars fans now are like that wasn't his point
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I don't know what he wanted. But this is what I kind of remember it being
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that he wanted to take over the universe, and he had goals and he had people who were giving you know themselves to his mission and they believed in his mission I don know if he be a terrible boss I don think he be on my list Of these five who the worst boss The worst boss out of these five I would say just for the societal impacts of it all Gordon Gekko
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Let's now, instead of going to two, let's go to five. Which of these bosses are you like
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eh, that guy's not that bad? Miranda Priestly! I don't think she's that bad. I think she just works really hard
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So let's put her at number five. Let's move back to number two
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What do you think of my number two? I'm putting Bill Lumberg, I'm keeping Bill Lumberg in second place
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That passive aggressiveness is just an issue for me. Julia Harris from Jennifer Aniston's character from Horrible Bosses goes to number three
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And then number four for me, Darth Vader, just because I'm angry he's on this list
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Oh, you know who would be on this list? The drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket
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That guy sucks. How tall are you, private? Sir, 5'9", sir! 5'9", I didn't know they stacked s*** that high
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Miranda Priestley should go, and then that guy should be on that list
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And then Darth Vader moves down to 5, Drill Sergeant from Full Metal Jacket goes up to..
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So, Sona, is this list locked? This list is locked. Since we are talking about bosses
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we're going to talk a little bit about your boss, and we're going to show you a list that the public has ranked
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as the five funniest tweets that Conan has ever tweeted. Oh, fun
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Okay. All right, number five. On his new album, Kanye West says
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Christ, so often he sounds like my dad trying to fix our toilet
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That's stupid. Lori Loughlin is wondering how the coronavirus got into Princeton in her..
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Oh my God. Oh my God
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Remember that scandal? That was crazy. How to get a Netflix special the hard way
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Do stand up for a decade. The easy way. Be a serial killer
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It's true. That's true. Someone is suing Canada dry ginger ale because it contains no ginger
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so I'd like to formally announce my lawsuit against Panda Express. Oh because there no pandas Did you hear it go thud after I read it That joke didn land Thud I hope we can soon return to a time when cruises were considered just normal levels of kind of gross and unappealing
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It's true. Do you know I was on a cruise and someone got murdered? What
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Yeah, that hits close to home. What are you thinking? So, okay
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So, I'm going to say last place is Panda Express. Okay. Fourth place is cruises
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Okay. You know, third place is Lori Loughlin just because, like, I think a lot of people were
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like, what? Oh, right. So the Netflix one for me is more, yeah, that's a good solid point
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But the Kanye one is just funny. So I'm going to put Kanye at number one and I'm putting Netflix at number two. Locked
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Lock, lock, lock, lock her up. Locked up. In honor of your new book, The World's Worst Assistant. Yes
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you to put together your list of the five top pieces of advice you learned while you were
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coming as assistant. Number five, only put one headphone in your ear if you're going to binge
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watch a show at your desk so that the other ear should hear if your boss needs you. Ooh, that's a
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good one. Number four, try to schedule a lot of meetings for him or her to be outside of the
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office so you could take some me time, maybe nap. Number three, keep a bag of essentials at your desk
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in case you had a really fun night the night before. So I'm talking deodorant, I'm talking toothbrushes
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I'm talking hair brush, whatever. Number two, if you get free swag for your boss
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when you present it to them, present it in a way where you're like, this sucks. You know, like, oh, can you believe they sent you these like headphones that really suck
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Meanwhile, they're like four or five hundred dollar headphones. But say it in a way you're like, oh, you could get better ones than these so that he could be like, I don't need it
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And then you'll be like, I mean, I could take them off your hand. And then number one, if your boss ever offers to take you out for lunch, look for the most expensive restaurant nearby
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Well, you know, let's go have a four course meal, you know, on your dime
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Let's have a four hour lunch, you know. I think this list is going to help out a lot of assistants out there
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