We kick off today's episode of Scatterbrained with a timeline of how coffee gets grown and produced. Then, John Green tests coffee life hacks from the Internet, involving everything from coffee ice cubes to a recipe for creamer. We learn some history with the origins of coffee drink names and the old coffeehouses of England. Finally, a scientific study about caffeine shows us the best way to study seahorse pictures.
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Hi, welcome to Mental Floss Video. Today we're going to talk about something I hated as a child but loved today
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Beer. Wait, no, apparently not beer. Romantic comedies. Nope. Coffee. Yes, coffee
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There are so many coffee beverages, which you probably know from all those times your dad ordered a grande, no foam, no whip, no room, unsweetened, medium roast
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Dad, that's just a coffee. But all those drinks which comprise the coffee panoply have some pretty interesting name origins and meanings
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The first known English use of the word espresso was in 1945. According to Merriam-Webster, its full name, Café Espresso, literally means coffee made on the spot at the customer's request
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Though other sources will tell you that it means pressed out. And by the way, the official pronunciation is espresso, even though expresso is popular
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And hey, don't let anyone boss you around about it, okay? The Italian word macchiato translates to spotted, so your macchiato is coffee with a spot of milk
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Latte is a shortened version of an Italian word that means coffee and milk
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In Latin, lac means milk, which was where the Italians got latte, and English speakers get lactose and lactate
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Speaking of which, the French word for milk is lai, so café au lai means coffee with milk
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The drink name came into existence around the 18th century. Mocha is a coffee-exporting port city in Yemen
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it was founded in the 14th century and by the 15th century its chief export was coffee to Europe and the Middle East
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So back then mocha coffee just described coffee from that town And somewhere around the 19th century the chocolate and coffee beverage got the name mocha possibly in America
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Frappe is French the name is derived from a French word meaning to hit frappe
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But when the French are talking about drinks frappe means either iced or cold
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Ordering a frappe or frap in different parts of the world will have different results
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Maybe you're familiar with the Starbucks Frappuccino. It's a recipe and a term that they got from a Boston chain that they acquired, the Coffee Connection
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Because of the location, the store may have been using the New England definition of a frappe
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a milkshake, and probably the chino from cappuccino. I'm from Boston. I can confirm this is the case
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On that subject, cappuccino has interesting beginnings. In 16th century Italy, a new order of friars was founded
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Soon, they became officially known as the Cappuccini. They wore brown tunics with long hoods called Cappuccio
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The brown color was much like the color of Cappuccin monkeys and Cappuccinos
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which is how both of those things got their names. In Italian, ristretto means restricted
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That explains why the drink is a short shot of espresso. A lungo is the opposite, a tall shot
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It means long. And let's finish up with just coffee, which has origins in the Dutch word kofi
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That came from a Turkish term originating from an Arabic one. The English word has been in use since the late 16th century
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The internet has many coffee life hacks to offer, and I'd like to test a few because, for one thing, I am very tired
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As the parent of young children, I am always very tired. So first, apparently you can make an individual cup of coffee using only a funnel, a coffee filter, and grounds
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I mean to be fair this is how drip coffee is made essentially but we gonna give it a try here Oh you do need hot water and then you pour it through the funnel And you got to let it drip
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Let me give it a try Not great, but you know, it'll do the trick. I'm gonna say a soft pass. Meredith
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I need to know more about where these grounds came from. You mean like what part of the world is Costco
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Yeah, yeah. I mean, are they like, is it like a single origin Ethiopian
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Okay, Meredith has given me more information about the coffee in question
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I'm a little bit of a coffee snob, I just realized while talking to Meredith about this
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So I've got to just readjust my expectations. Because this coffee was purchased already ground from Costco
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So even when there are passes, they're still going to taste a little bit like fails
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Okay, now we're gonna use the coffee maker and we're going to attempt to heat milk while brewing coffee
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So I'm gonna put some milk in this pot. That should be enough. I'm not a big milk in my coffee guy
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Although, I might need milk in this coffee. And then, um, Abracadabra alakazam
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Oh, apparently you have to, uh, flip the switch. A lot of grounds coming into the coffee there
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What's the problem? Oh, oh, the filter. The filter. Oh, no. Oh, no, the filter
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Oh, God. All right, so we had a little bit of a mishap. I don't really know how to make coffee, is the summary of it
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But, um, we've got some coffee-like liquid. I mean, the milk is warm, so pass
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But if that doesn't sound good to you, apparently you can also make your own creamer with milk and vanilla extract
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Uh, I didn't get any exact measurements here, but I know from experience that vanilla extract is something that needs to be used in great moderations
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Oh, God, that's plenty. That's going to be plenty. Disaster. The studio is gonna smell like vanilla forever
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We're officially renaming the Mental Floss Studio, The Mental Floss Vanilla Flavored Studio
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Alright, we're gonna mix this up and put it into my coffee
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That's pretty good! Pass! Okay, here's a really popular one on the internet
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If you like your coffee iced but not watery, the solution is to freeze coffee into ice cubes
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and then you can put these either in coffee or apparently also in milk
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I'm going to try it with coffee first. There goes my coffee ice cube into my coffee
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I think it might need a second ice cube. And we're going to let that cool off for a minute while we prepare the milk one
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Bada boom. Bada bing. All right. Coffee first. Always. Oh, that's good. That's really good
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It's cold, but it's not watery. This on the other hand is very likely going to taste like milk
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Yeah, I taste no coffee whatsoever. I mean, I suppose if I let them melt it would eventually taste like coffee-flavored milk
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Nonetheless based on how much I enjoying this coffee iced coffee I gotta say pass Okay lastly if you purchase whole beans like you know a normal person then the internet claims that you can grind them up with a mortar and pestle
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I mean, who owns a mortar and pestle, but not a coffee grinder? Okay, we're gonna try this anyway, here we go
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Oh good lord. Oh good lord. I just, I believe in myself, and I believe in this dumb life hack
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And also, this would be the first time that every life hack was a pass
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I just need to keep doing it. Okay, it doesn't look exactly like coffee grounds, but I think I can make coffee from this
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I'm going to try at least. Okay, I'm just gonna kind of put some coffee grounds in there
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That does not look like coffee. But. But. A boy can dream
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Here we go. That's pretty clear. It's awfully clear. It doesn't look exactly like coffee, but it looks more like coffee than it looks like water
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Smells kind of like coffee. Ah, that's disappointing. Yeah, I mean, that's just not coffee, unfortunately
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So I'm going to have to say it's a fail, although with notes of pass
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When you think of coffee, one of the first things you think of is probably how you can grind up the beans with a mortar and pestle, of course
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But also coffee shops. It turns out that they were very important places in London history
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Back then, they were called coffee houses. So a man named William Bidoof was one of the first known Englishmen to write about coffee
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This was in 1600 when it was a Turkish beverage. A decade later, a man named George Sands called it black as soot and tasting not much unlike it
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Despite that, in 1652, the first coffeehouse in London opened. You can visit the site where it was located today at St. Michael's Alley in Cornhill
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There's even a plaque recognizing the coffeehouse. It was run by a Greek man named Pascual Rosé
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who once called coffee a miracle cure for pretty much any illness you could imagine
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I agree. A coffeehouse boom followed. They were hugely popular spots for men only to debate, chat, and talk about the news
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I mean, people there loved the news, regardless of how it arrived
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As expert Dr. Brian Cowan lists in his book on coffeehouses, people got news in print, both licensed and unlicensed
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in manuscript and aloud as gossip, hearsay, and word of mouth. Unfortunately, not many coffeehouse buildings made it into the 20th century
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They weren't built to last. But according to the images we have, coffeehouses were probably wood from top to bottom
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When they were first invented, there were long tables for a large amount of people to sit and engage with strangers about the news of the day
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But later on, smaller booths emerged. The owner and their family often lived on site
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Coffeehouses were sometimes just a single room within that residence. That's all generally speaking, though
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how they looked and who was inside them really varied from place to place. Sir
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Isaac Newton spent time debating in coffee houses Voltaire once called one dirty ill ill and ill lighted That a good review Now of course coffee houses weren without their predecessors Places like ale houses
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inns, and taverns were already very popular spots for people to get rowdy. And coffee
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houses weren't too different. But their invention did kind of mark a period of sobriety in London
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Prior to coffee, people mostly drank alcohol because the city's water source wasn't safe
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were drunk a lot more on the streets then. Historian Dr. Matthew Green theorizes that
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the arrival of coffee then triggered a dawn of sobriety that laid the foundations for truly
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spectacular economic growth in the decades that followed as people thought clearly for
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the first time. The stock exchange, insurance industry, and auctioneering all burst into
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life in the 17th century coffee houses. But even as the popularity of coffee houses rose
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the reputation of coffee looking and tasting like soot stayed true. Other Englishmen compared it to oil and mud
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Some coffeehouses did serve tea or even chocolate and food to go along with that soot coffee
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Let's finish up with a scientific study published in 2014 in the journal Nature Neuroscience
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Researchers from John Hopkins University wanted to learn about how caffeine affected human memory
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But unlike the authors of many other studies, they wanted to learn how caffeine might enhance memory after some knowledge was already learned
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So how did they do that? Well, they did a double-blind study. That's when neither the participants nor the researchers know who's in the experimental group and who's in the control group
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There were 160 participants who looked at pictures of all sorts of objects, like saxophones, clovers, and seahorses
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Five minutes after studying these photos, participants got either a caffeine pill or a placebo
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The caffeine dose was a little lower than what you'd find in a tall Starbucks coffee
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It's important to note that these people were not regular caffeine consumers
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Before the pills, the researchers took salivary samples. They also took samples one hour later, three hours later, and the next day
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Speaking of the next day, that's when the participants came back to have their memories tested
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They were shown more pictures. Some were the same as the day before, some were totally new
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and some were similar to the previous days but not quite the same. And they were asked whether each picture was new, similar, or old
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It turned out that caffeine did have memory-enhancing effects. Interestingly, those who took the caffeine pill after studying
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were more likely to recognize that a picture was similar rather than the same as the previous days
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That's a special kind of skill. It's called pattern separation. And according to the researchers
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that demonstrates an even deeper memory retention level. As for why, according to the researchers
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caffeine might help jog memories by influencing the levels of certain chemical messengers in the brain
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or the behavior of neurons in the hippocampus, a brain region important for memory
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So if you ever need to study seahorse pictures, you know what to use as a study aid. When I was in college, I studied the morphological differences between East and West Nile African
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crocodiles, and I found none. And I apparently should have been drinking more coffee
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