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Five years ago, I uploaded doing GeoGuessr dumb tests to prove I'm not dumb
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And I put this video on my original channel, JackSucksAtLife, because JackSucksAtGeography did not yet exist
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Let's watch a little bit of the video. We're doing the GeoGuessr dumb test
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Apparently, it's very easy. There's been 800,000 people do it. Cool. Great stuff, Jack
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Now, a lot has changed in the last five years. We have a much nicer camera, much nicer audio
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I look slightly less scrawny than I did in 2019. And even GeoGuessr looks a lot different, too
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But the question is, am I still dumb? Well, in 2019, my end score on the dumb test was 21,797
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and Jack was not happy about it. In summary, what the hell was this one? So let's see if we can beat 21k today
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Back then, the dumb test hadn't been updated since 2016, apparently, whereas now it did receive an update in 2021
0:49
So there might be some locations that I'm not familiar with. All right, let's see how we get on
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Okay, cool. We are in Paris. It's the Arc de Trois. People love when I try and speak French in videos
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So obviously this is a pretty ginormous giveaway just in case this was not
1:03
I will be playing multiple times by the way because I want to try and see every location
1:07
Why am I zooming in on the UK? That is not a good start. Right, how fast can we find? There it is
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Actually time. Now I do want to try and get a perfect score so I don't want to click right on top of it
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I'm probably going to be like around here or something. What's that? What have we got? Avenue, Tramps, LC, something like that
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Alright, let's... Oh my god, I'm in a tunnel. Okay, well, actually, I shouldn't need to try and find street signs
1:29
Let's just work it out based on our locations. So north's there, which I guess means we're on this side
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Let's go for it. Yes, there we go. That's 5,000 points to begin with
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So far, we are not dumb. Cool. Next, we are. Ooh, is this Beverly Hills
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Yeah, it is Beverly Hills. Okay, how fast can I find Beverly Hills
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So it is in Los Angeles, right? and there we go, Beverly Hills
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Okay, but I need to find the exact point, which is tricky. I don't know. How do I find the exact point
2:01
Cannon Drive, cool. Beverly Hills Memorial Garden. We could potentially be around that
2:06
Let's just zoom in. Can we find Cannon Drive anywhere? Beverly Hills Garden Park
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That sounds promising. Cannon Drive, I see it right there. So are we here
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I'm assuming we are probably here. I think I'm just gonna go for it
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I'm not even gonna try and work it out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, go for it. Ah, ha, ha
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Oh, it was actually the other side, but fortunately, 106 yards means we still get a perfect score
2:28
Good. Next up, please. All right, we are at the Louvre, and it's a horrible stormy day
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Oh, it looked so delightful in Beverly Hills, and now look at it. I don't like it at all
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All right, this is our second round in Paris. So, can we find the Louvre
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We've got the Eiffel Tower, which might come up in another round. I don't think it's too far from Eiffel Tower, but to be honest, I have no idea
2:49
I went to Eiffel Tower as a child, but I've never been to the Louvre before
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But I mean, it must pop up. We've got a modern art museum, so it might be not too far from there
2:57
Where is it? This is so annoying. Where's the Louvre? I'll zoom out. Maybe it'll be one of like the big ones
3:03
Oh, there it is. There it is. I found it. I found it. I found it. Wait, I've lost it. Oh, I found it again. I found it. I found it. I found it. Okay
3:08
So we got the triangle Are we on Yeah we by this circle So I mean I guess I fine clicking there right Yeah go for it Beautiful No
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There was a bigger circle over here. I rushed it. Oh, I thought it was this circle
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It's not that circle. That's a pond, Jack, you idiot. Oh, no. All right, we're restarting
3:34
Nah, nah, I'm not. I can't be doing with this. This is the most disgusting thing I've ever seen
3:39
Don't restart. Don't restart. I'll get through the round. Okay, that's the Space Needle
3:43
I reckon I can find this Lightning Speed. It's in Seattle. There's the Space Needle
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I'm just going to click like right here and I'm just going to guess. Go on
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5,000 points. See, didn't even have to think about it. Oh my god
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Then we've got Sydney Opera House, which I can find Lightning Speed once again
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There's Sydney. I've been to the Sydney Opera House. It was epic. There it is
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Which part are we on? I've literally walked here. Delightful. Absolutely fantastic
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So I should be fine going there. Oh, yep. Still 5,000 points
4:12
How did I get 4,999? Few results. Ah, no. Don't dance, Jack
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It's not worth it. Don't do it. Little side note though. This little weirdo would never have dreamed that in five years time
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he would have his own skin on the Jougessa store. Isn't that glorious
4:28
All right, I need to play again. I need the 5,000 points. At least I've already beaten 2019 self
4:34
All right, let's try and do a perfect round. and then we're going to try and do a speed run round
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So we can find Sydney Opera House. We've just been on it
4:42
We should probably get some different locations as well. Or we might get all of the same
4:46
Nope, we're getting all the same. That's fine. But I think there's like 20 locations or something
4:50
So in theory, we should mix it up a little bit. So we can zoom here and I can click down there
4:55
And there it is, 5,000 points. Next one, there we go. So we're now at St. Basil's Cathedral, which is in Moscow
5:03
which I think I should be able to find quite quick. Where's the little fella? It's got to be very central. Oh, yeah, it's literally right in front of me. I was looking for a green rather than a gray
5:10
Okay, so we can see the outline of the cathedral So now I just need to make sure i'm on the right bit of it, which I guess is hang on hang on work this out
5:17
Wow, what an interesting looking place. Okay, so that's the north which means I guess we are like here would that make sense
5:26
I think so. Let's go for it. Yes. Yes, it would that is exactly where we are nine yards away
5:31
Good map reading from me. I mean, you know, it is the easiest map in the whole game
5:35
But let's not read into that too much. This is our penultimate round. Obviously, this is the Colosseum, which I should be able to find with lightning speed once again
5:44
There we go, Coliseo. And there's the Colosseum located. And now we just need to work out the angle
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So probably about there, right? Is that right? Yeah, go for it, Jack
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Go for it. 5,000 big ones, baby. Don't mind if I do. And our final round, we are at the Statue of Liberty, of course
6:02
Okay, how fast can we find the Statue of Liberty? We need to go to New York and we need to..
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I actually don't know. Where do I go from this point? I'm assuming it's the Empire State Building
6:12
Okay, cool. Statue of Liberty, it's on like a separate little island type thing, right
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But I can't quite work out where. Is it? Yeah, there it is
6:20
Look at that teeny tiny little island. I reckon if I actually saw this I think it a bit smaller than I thought Okay there we go So I mean I literally just need to go right on the top And we have sealed our perfect score 25
6:35
Yes, that is deservant of a little moonwalk, little Jack Sucks at Geography fella person thing
6:41
So I'm going to do the round again, but this time as a speed run. So we're not going to cut anything out
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I'm not going to zoom too far in on stuff. I want to just try and do it in under a minute
6:50
Do you think I could do that? But first, let's see if 2019 Jack could find the Coliseum
6:54
How long it took him? Okay, we're at the Roman Coliseum. I think. The Roman Coliseum
6:59
Man, the dumb test is... It looks so laggy. There's Italy. Where's Rome? Oh, the quality's so nap
7:03
Remember, we can't Google anything. Could the Coliseum be right in the center of Rome
7:07
I don't see it. Go on, Jack. You've got this. Where is the bloody Coliseum
7:11
We can't Google where it is because that's cheating. That's it. It's that thing there
7:15
He's found it. He's found it. All right. Can he put the pointer in the correct spot
7:20
Manta ray, potentially. So now we just need to work out... What am I talking about? We should be able to use our compass for that
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So if we make it face north, I think that's how this works. The Coliseum's on our left, which means I need to click
7:30
Yeah, thank God they've made Juga a run smoother, because it really is laggy. Oh, he did it
7:35
Look at that. Look at that old screen. That is nostalgic. Are we going for it? Are we going for the speed run
7:41
Yeah, it is time. Let's get a little timer so you can watch as well
7:44
Okay, we ready? Go. Okay. What? Oh, it's a location we've not been to
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I think it's most of the point of continental US though. oh no i can't why is it giving me a random one what what do i do oh wait it's down there oh well
8:03
this isn't gonna be a speed run is it oh my god guess there you go 5 000 points cancel the speed
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run reset reset they threw me a curveball i can't do a speed run if i've not seen the round in five
8:15
years okay this is the actual speed run right is everyone ready let's go right we're off we're off
8:19
Oh my god, uh, it's dubai. It's it's a round that we've not had before why have they saved all of the this is the worst
8:26
I can't I don't know where it is. I don't know where the bush cleaver is cancel the speed run turn it off
8:30
Where's the bush cleaver? It's gotta be near there. It is. I knew it'd be near the mall
8:34
Okay, if we go down there, do you think that'll be the right spot? Not enough for a perfect score
8:38
Right, we need to be up there We're gonna exit out and this time no matter what happens no matter what rounds we get the timer sticks
8:45
Okay, I can't do anything about it and there's gonna be no cutting as well So it's gonna be really awkward and uncomfortable when I got around that I've not had for a while. Okay, we all ready
8:54
Okay, let's go. Right cool an easy one to begin with. I know where this is
8:58
I've stood on this bridge many different times. I should be fine to click. It's not that one. Is it? It's right there
9:05
I guess cool. Nice perfect next one Uh, okay. I know where this is. It's where the four corners of the states meet click
9:15
guess. Yes, very nice. Next one. Oh, it's the Las Vegas Strip. We're getting rounds we've not had
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yet. Okay, find Las Vegas. Oh, no. Around here? This is where it's all gone downhill. I don't know
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where this is I know it Las Vegas obviously but I don know the specific welcome to Las Vegas sign Oh this is the worst Oh no Oh dear me Oh it just embarrassing It a train wreck It an absolute train wreck
9:51
Where is it? It was going really well. It was going so well
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A minute gone. No. Don't do this. Not like this. Why? Please
10:03
Where is it? Where is it? Oh, this is the worst. This is the absolute worst day of my life
10:10
I don't know where it is. I can't work out where it will be
10:14
Okay, we'll just go and we'll just guess and we'll see. Okay, it's down in paradise
10:19
Cool, that's fine. Beverly Hills. Beverly Hills. Beverly Hills
10:32
I was concentrating on this song and I'm just not focused on what I'm looking for at all
10:37
Ha! Santa Monica. Where is it? Beverly Hills. There it is. Okay. And then I need the nice little village. Is it there
10:46
It's that side, right? Yes. Cool. It was the other side. How did I screw that up
10:52
Okay. Then we have Paris with the Act of Triumph, which we can find quite quickly
10:59
Guess. Yes. Very nice. Cool. So, wow. Took us about two minutes
11:05
Quite embarrassed that that has to be uploaded, to be honest. We have still beaten 2019, Jack
11:10
But, I mean, look at the fella. That is no achievement, is it? Let's be honest. Going again with the perfect score
11:14
You ready for the timer? And we're off. Cool. Uh, why? I'm assuming this is the White House, but I'm not 100%
11:22
Um, there's the White House. So, I guess just go literally in it
11:27
Yep. Very, very close. Four yards. That's nice. Now we're at Beverly Hills again, which we can do
11:33
Uh, Beverly Hills is there. And the sign is on that side
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So click there. Guess. I clicked the wrong side again. My brain does not know what's going on
11:42
Okay. This is a much better one. I can do this. I'm feeling pretty confident right now
11:47
Click. Guess. Very nice. Keep it moving. Times Square, I think, which is New York
11:55
It's on this bit. Washington. Empire State Square is somewhere around here
12:01
Where is it? It's like Is it on Empire State Building Area
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Oh no It's down here? I think there should be like a sign for it right
12:17
Oh that's eaten into our time It always happens it's difficult getting the perfect run
12:22
It really is Empire State Building Times Square right there Click guess
12:29
What did we get? 5000 Final one. Four corners again. Cool. Cool, cool, cool
12:35
Much better than our previous round. There it is. And we are done
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Okay, that was in less than a minute and a half. 25,000. That's better
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I think if I was to revise, I could probably do it in a minute. But for now, we have beaten 2019, Jack
12:48
Thank you, 2019, Jack, for the encouraging words. And I can now end off the video
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Thank you very much for watching. Hopefully you did enjoy. If you did, please subscribe. Feel free to try and beat my speedrun time
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I'm sure everybody will. And I'll see you later
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