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Welcome back to another GeoGuessr video. I'm here with my YouTube friend Josh
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Let's go. And today we are playing GeoGuessr, but every round is scrambled
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So this is a plugin that basically distorts the round. It's going to be very confusing for us
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We're playing against each other, easing ourselves in with the dumb test, and then there's going to be a little bit more chaos afterwards
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Are you ready, Josh? Of course. Let's go. Okay, good luck to you. Good luck, Summoner. Summoner? What's Summoner
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Like a thing you say, isn't it? Good luck, Summoner. Well, I'll see you on the other side anyway
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Scrambolini time. Okay, here we are. So you can see at first, it's pretty ugly looking
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It's kind of diabolical, but this is nice and easy. This is going to be the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco
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And I'm just going to go on the marker. I think that's where it is. We will see
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This is clearly a bridge in San Fran. It goes by the name of the Golden Gate one
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Who's closer? Oh, he was closer. He beat him at one point
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Oh, dear. That's annoying. Okay, Josh has got it. Very, very nice
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5k take that one point of damage beautiful stuff and this dumb test he's put us on by the way he
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knows the locations on it but obviously i should know them just by looking at them that's the louvre louvre in uh paris and it's over this side and then that pyramid is there so on the cobblestone
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road we're facing east a rounded part cobblestone road so it should be right there oh look at this
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it's so weird but this is fine once again it's just a question of can i find the louvre i can
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find the Eiffel Tower very easy. The Louvre, a little bit trickier. It's got to be near the
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Eiffel Tower, right? Where would it be? Should show up with a nice little, yes, there we go
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It's going to show up with a marker. Now, are we on that side? It's kind of difficult to get our
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bearings. I think we're on the roundabout. We'll put ourselves there. That should do it
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Oh, silly sausage is on the wrong side. One damage. Have that back on you. Oh, Josh has found it. Oh no, I got it wrong
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Oh, God, what? Oh, that's so annoying. Look at the way that's marked
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There it is. There's the pyramid. I looked at this as the pyramid. Oh, no
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Wow. Okay. Right. Josh is in the lead now. No, it's dead even
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So I need to be very quick because this is meant to be my game. Right. It's this thing, yeah
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So I go about there. Let's try and stress him out a bit. Ooh, leading tower of Pisa
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Why don't we just start, like, trying to play faster just to get him
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We're facing northeast. Oh, cheeky boy. I assume we're, like, right here on this road
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We're facing northeast towards it. oh we both 5k'd it he's trying to play quicker as well this cheeky boy oh oh okay couple of 5ks
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from both of us could this just go on forever okay oh beverly hills beverly hills beverly hills go
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go go go go beverly hills santa monica um it's like around here somewhere right where is it
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beverly hills and then beverly hills sign is it like that i think so i'm just gonna lock it in
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beverly hills i don't know what beverly hills sign is beverly hilton board of astoria i don't know
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Beverly Hills sign is oh I mean I couldn't see it because I was already on it I just clicked on it
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I was lucky from my side not gonna lie yeah respect oh oh we had this in our video it's
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like the four corners oh I know where this is I know where this is he might not he might not know
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but I I can find it fine there we go oh he does he's learned it he learns it in our video together
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oh he's gonna be more accurate than me I think yeah we're all right we're all right we're all
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with the video together i love that one there's ones i don't know in this map which i'm basically gonna lose as soon as they come up i don't know where they are next one coliseum coliseum
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go right there coliseum we're facing east east southeast so what road are we on from the more
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open part of the coliseum i've 5k'd it again don't stop 5k jack you might as well go on to the next
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man a couple of 5k's from the 5k boys look at us doing our thing will we get to round 10 because i
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think it just ends at round 10 and that's actually quite a nice warm-up for us both this is monaco
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now this is the one where i might get the wrong area i think josh is probably quite a bit better
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at monaco than i am oh dear yeah i actually don't know how to line this one up monte carlo is it
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like there let's just go for it monaco monte carlo monaco yeah must be the first turn not the hair
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pin but uh sandy vots i should go tell my hair pin i don't know where it is there you go that makes sense oh some damage been done to him though that's big oh oh oh no
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okay that's actually chunky damage 14 oh god oh he probably doesn't know this one i think i might
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be in luck here. I think it's here. Oh, this is this thing, right? Key West. Oh, he does know it
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Whoa, how does he know them all? Currently, he's going to win when we get to round 10. Oh, no. Right
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I need to be as quick as I possibly can. I don't even know what this is. I have no idea where I am. Oh it Burge Leaver I guessing it the Dubai Mall Facing south Dubai Mall yeah About there Let try it Uh I gonna lose
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I'm gonna bloody lose. This silly guy. One damage of that. Ah, Christ the Redeemer
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Rio de Janeiro. Uh-oh. Rio de Janeiro, Rio de Janeiro. Christ the Redeemer
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Right there. And... Ooh, one point. and I think that's it for our rounds yes and I have been defeated oh no yeah sweet victory wow
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bloody hell sorry performance for both of us there I feel I know that was good see you are good at
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that map a virtually far most like what is this actually yeah but you worked it out that was impressive I thought southern point of USA I was like oh and I remembered that one yeah I thought
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that was where I was gonna take the win but look at that you've defeated me thanks to my sloppy
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placements yeah it's not good as me it's okay right i have a map for us it is basically big
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cities of the world so this is going to get so much harder unless you see st clear you're not
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going to know anything really yeah exactly so i think we're going to have some much bigger swears we've warmed ourself up with the dumb test which was nice a lot of fun i think that's
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like forced confidence now i'm going to go into this one and it's going to end in round one yeah very true very true so i'm actually now behind thanks to being about 14 points lower
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than you which is uh really sad but i guess let's see what happens let's go into it capitals and big
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city. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So don't get too sucked into the capitals. It's not always capitals. Yeah
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There's some recognizable bits and bobs knocking about. Should be some flags. Should be some parts of cities. Okay. I kind of want the chaos of adding no move. It does work with the scramble
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Should we do it for this one? What? So we can pan around? You can pan around. It's just very messy
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looking. Yeah, I'm down. Okay. Here we go. Good luck summoner. So look at this. It's basically
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just normal due guesser with slight extra steps. It makes things very, very confusing. This is
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Vietnamese so I'm just gonna go. Ooh we have basically a choice of three probably. I feel
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like I should try and work something out. Oh my god it's horrible. Uh maybe we shouldn't do no move
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We're in Vietnam. What city are we in? Probably it's a less mountainous one so it should be Ho Chi Minh
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I don't know. I can't understand. I don't see any words that I understand so I'm just gonna go for it
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We picked one and he made the right choice. And now I'm in a lot of trouble
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2,000 damage for that, by the way. Oh, that's so, so unfortunate
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Okay, maybe I'm sticking to capitals. Into Da Nang. Da Nang, the silly sausage
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What's he doing? What place to guess? Why did you guess Da Nang? Whoa, what is this
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Look at this lady. Watch how she slides around our screen in the most obscure way
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This is so horrible to look at. Please don't click off this video. I guess somewhere in Europe
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Is there any info? What's that say? I'm feeling like an Italy
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I don't even know why. Ooh. See that sign there? Look. Opslag
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Sorry? I'm pretty sure that's what it says. It's a Scandinavian country. Welcome in. What would you..
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It could be a... Hmm. What are we in? I'd have to go into a mall
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Oh my God. This is horrific. This is such an awful one
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Okay. We'll go in Rome. There you go. Did anyone else see Christ the Redeemer for a second
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Honestly, that's Stockholm I'd go for. Oslo. I can't make out. Mmm, he's gone to Stockholm
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Oh no. Oh my god. He's a genius. He worked out with Sweden
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Gothenburg. Rome! Who is this guy? This guy's got a guessing channel
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Right, right, right, right, right, right. Okay. Uh, ooh. Save on bank charges and spend more on your family
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Okay. First national bank. Okay. Of where? Bank Gibral. Ooh. So maybe Kenya is what I'm thinking
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What do these plates look like? God, this is weird, man. National Bank
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First National Bank. I've made myself look silly here because I'm going to get this wrong. Save on bank charges for your family
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It was American. I mean, it's English speaking. Tudor Chambers. Tudor Shambles
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Shamblers? Capitick Bank. I'm so confused right now. Do we have a Google card to look at
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I don't know how to tell. Oh. First National Bank Gabu. That's really throwing me off
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Bank Gebu. I'm so confused by this. Literally so unbelievably confused. We know it's somewhere in Africa
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We know it's got English speaking, which is quite a nice amount of info. But it's still a lot of places
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And it's weird because it looks European when you look around. Which is not something I'm used to
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There's got to be a big clue. Gebau is probably a place
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But I just, I don't know where Gebau is. Let's check the places that would make sense
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It's gonna show up from this distance, surely. I might just hit them with the Kenya
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before Josh can lock in Gabou, because I bet that's what he's looking for
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Yeah, let's go for it. I'm so lost. What's English speaking, but has not got EU plates
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Spells national like that and then says, Gebu. This is very stupid of me Okay he going in Dhaka which I guess could work with the French and stuff So where was it Pretoria Oh I didn do that much damage there unfortunately
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I was going to go to South Africa as well. That's sad. Pretoria makes sense. It does make sense
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I was in French. Why did I go to Senegal? Ooh, okay, okay. Italian? Sure
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This is so weird to zoom in on. Oh, there's gonna be something in this text if I can just work out a way of reading it
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Okay, we're gonna read it from here. This one over here. Yeah, yeah, yeah
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It all appears to be in Italian, which is not super useful to me
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Leonardo. Hmm. Oh, wait, wait. We've got some history. History of what
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History of what? Um... Grupo Herra. Piazza Maggi... Okay, it's Italian. Restore della fasiata e il palazzo
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I'm trying to see the bottom of that sign. You can get yourself, like, confirmation bias. Like, is there a palazzo
10:56
Do we just go roam? Oh, he's dropped the guess. Okay, I think we just go..
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We're not going to be that far away, right? Let's go for it. Okay
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He went roam as well. And it was Belonga. 20 damage. It's nothing
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It's nothing. But it has at least got us an equal multiplier. If there's something that I know that he doesn't
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we're going to be in a good position. It's Belonga. I saw Palazzo and I just went
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obviously, it's just a plaza. It's a Christian country. Can it be Israel or Jordan
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This looks horrific. Oh my god. Okay, somewhere Christian. Really doesn't narrow it down
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Driving on the left with yellow plates. So, I don't know what side of the road they drive on in like Jordan, Israel, etc
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I guess I'm going Israel. I'm not sure on this one at all
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Oh, he's gonna go next to me. That makes sense. Oh my god
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It was Karachi. It's a cod map, innit? Okay. He did the same
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Pakistan? Taipei Dome. He's not gonna get that wrong, is he? Okay
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Ultimate luxury. I think we're in actual China. If Pakistan's popping up, literally anywhere could pop up here
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Happy birthday. Sure. What's going on here? I don't know. The angles are absolutely diabolical
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Really messing with my end. There is a Taipei dome. New Taipei city
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Lungshuan temple. That's got like a doe on top of it. I don't think Josh will go actual China
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I'm feeling brave enough to do it. But we're going to go in Chongqing
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because it's spread around a little bit. Gajong Gate. Drunken Moon Lake
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Oh my god, he's actually in China as well. Oh, he's in Vietnam. That's unfortunate
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that's really unfortunate oh dear i don't feel great about my performance there mate
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did he miss that sign you should ridicule him you should ridicule him i'm not sure what you've
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done there you uh you kind of wrecked me there josh i'm not gonna lie i'm not really sure what you just did there i'm not gonna lie i went in the middle of china yeah you went to the cyberpunk
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city but um it said paipé dome well i didn't see that josh i was all scrambled all right so was i
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i missed it josh all right i made a mistake i looked at the wrong thing karachi was an
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interesting one. I know. What a mental map this is. Have you got a third map? Because I
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mean like you've lost. This doesn't feel great. We're going to do learnable
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meta but NMPZ. It might be that we get very unlucky. It might be that it lines up and we get to
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see the thing that we need to spot. So you've lost the video. Now we're going to practice at the end. Is that what you're going for
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Yeah, yeah. Because we're just kind of playing for fun. It's not really about keeping score in this one. We've kept
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scoring. I've won now. So now we're just doing the practice part right well we'll hit we'll hit play and we'll see what happens it should be good yeah
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it's in practice yeah yeah let's jump in the final game and we'll see if i can take the win
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okay let's go good luck good luck to you right oh it's horrible not being able to move it felt
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so freeing this is just absolute chaos this this video what are we looking at so uh we are facing
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exactly north and the sun's i mean i guess you can't really tell where the sun is can you because
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you're totally scrambled up i don't know which bit is right the blue car's throwing me off i'm
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I'm not sure if I want to go Australia or if I want to go Senegal, which is a bit of a tough spot to be in, really
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I'm not going to lie. Oh, I see what he means. Like, you can just get screwed here
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Hey, Europe. I'm so confused. The trick that you want to say, like, it's Africa. I mean, Australia would make sense
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I don't see the bollard anywhere. Let's go. Is that road going to be Senegalese
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It doesn't look that Senegalese. We're going to go for it. We're going to absolutely go for it
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Why not? This is probably going to be really bad. I don't see any bollards like this whole road here
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So what would be the matter to learn here? There's a bit of yellow on the outside roads, is that even yellow? I don't know, there's white in the middle
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Okay, now I can see it, would I admit- oh, he's going Australia. Oh no
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He gonna make fun of me now This guy man He having a bad day Okay we here again Um
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Right, let's just psych him out. We'll go US, and we'll go... Here. There you go
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I mean, that pickup truck gives America vibes. Kinda dry. A drier America side
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Could be Australia or something again, though. The parts on the left
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I think it's Australia again. Dang it, I changed last second. last second i should have stuck where i was i was in utah i don't want the whole video
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should doubt myself oh okay okay we needed that that's even things back up it's time for the big
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comeback here we go oh yeah come on then he knows this one right okay um now that kind of looks like
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a peruvian paul do we commit to that because that probably would be why this was in the learnable
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Metamap. He's locked it in so quick. We'll go for it. Oh, no
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Oh, my God. It's Bhutan, my worst country. I might just hold on to this fudge
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Rematch, Josh. Rematch. Rematch. Rematch. Rematch. We're doing some more practice, aren't we
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Because it wasn't long enough practice. Yeah, we'll have another practice. We'll have another practice. Okay. Okay. See ya
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Say good luck. I said see ya. Okay. It's a bus on the floor. I don't know these messes
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I don't know it! I've never seen this! This isn't the learnable method that I learned. Ooh
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European country. It says bus. Right hand side driving. What's the key signifiers of difference here
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Don't know. Don't know where it is. Sick of it now. It just looks like it's over here somewhere
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So over there I'll go. Let's go there. And this is architecture
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If you want to see maybe. It's got to be saying to do with... What? I'm just going to go like..
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My instinct was like here. Okay, he's going to check here. Of course, that's... Look
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Who even invited this guy? Playing well on this map today. It's one of these
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It's one of these. Estino Lister 2-2. Don't know which one it is. It's one of them. Oh my god
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What is this now? What am I even looking at? I can't see anything. So there's no trees
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Oh, this is going to be diabolical if I get it wrong. Is it Eswatini or Lesotho
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I can't remember which one's which. We're going Lesotho. Oh. Ah, what the hell
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This is Japan. Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. For God's sake, he's still closer
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Let's go! This is Peru. Please, for the love of God, be Peru
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Are that Peru? It was Peru. I wish I was closer than him because that you know, the multiplier is really important here. Now. He's got multiplier. Okay
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Okay, and i'm a bit closer. So at least that gives me a multiplier What is the matter here? All right next one
18:06
This is hard. This is really hard. I'll probably just try australia. Why not pills dry? It could be like it could be
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Oh, he's guessed respect it. I don't know. Please just go australia as well, josh, please. Oh, no, he's going turkey
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That's not good. It is good. It is good. Yes, yes, yes
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Oh, we needed that. We needed that. Ah, that was my second guess
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You can guess it though. Oh my God, is this? No, it's not
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These rounds are so difficult. What is that? Why is Josh guest already? I don't know where this is at all
18:44
I have no idea. What? I'm sorry. American Samoa. You know what? It would be a great clutch call if it was Christmas Island though
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Yellow outers in the middle, I don't know. Just... Oh, yes! American Samoa
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Where have you gone, American Samoa? There he is. Imagine I got that one wrong
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Wait. Wait, what? Sorry. Did you just see the last round? Did you just get a repeat round
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What happened? Why have you gone back to American Samoa? It showed me the same place and I was like, oh, okay, fine
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There's no way that you thought that was American Samoa. It's just not a good day for you, Jack
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It's okay. You know what I mean? Clearly, I've been glitching the whole video. That explains it
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And all that matters today is that you tried. That's what you can do in life and anything is just try
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You've tried your best and you can't shorthair, but at least you know you tried your best. Yeah, that's true
19:41
Thanks, Josh. That's okay. That was a rough one. I'll be honest. Scrambling is not for me, it turns out, Josh
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It is for me, apparently. Yeah, you played really nicely. You got some good scores throughout there
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That's what I do. But anyway, thank you very much for watching. This was tragic
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You're leaving a higher note than that. Come on. You do the outro for me then. That's not my channel, mate. Oh, okay
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Thanks, everyone, for watching. Goodbye
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