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Gum test for smart people
0:01
All right, we've spawned in and that's Notre Dame, right? I assume this is Notre Dame. We've got a French flag right there
0:06
but you've got to be careful with these maps because in the last episode, we spawned in next to an Egyptian sphinx
0:11
which was in Las Vegas. Well, that's definitely the Notre Dame in Paris, isn't it
0:14
Everything looks correct. And then, oh, okay. There's some text in the sky that says only two days left to get the jogger if you merge
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before it's gone forever. Oh my God. And then, whoa, jmw.world. That must be where to get it
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Last chance to get the cool jogger if you merge and it'll arrive before Christmas. Thank you so much for the support
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It's been amazing. Anyway, let's zoom in on paris see if we can find notre dame. There's eiffel tower
0:34
There's arc de triomphe. It's got to be around this area with everything else, right
0:38
And it'll be listed as notre dame as well because that is like the french spelling of it
0:42
So it should be easy to spot we've got the catacombs. Oh I can't believe i've not just immediately spotted it. I thought it'd be one of the big landmarks
0:49
Maybe it's like slightly outside of paris. Oh, i'm gonna have to look at like a sign or something
0:54
This is the worst all right confirming the words notre dame. We've got memorial we've got saint louis
0:59
Okay, we know where the toilets are that's excellent. I was hoping one of them would say like Eiffel Tower this way
1:04
So I could just go the other way from the Eiffel Tower But whatever my goal for this episode by the way is to be in the right location five times because in my first episode
1:11
We only got four out of five. Oh, hang on. Hang on. We've got st Louis there, so it's hopefully near here cuz that's what it says on one of these signs. Yeah, right there
1:19
Oh, there it is. Yep. Perfect. Thank God for that. Alright, we'll get the exact location so we're on the other side
1:23
I guess we're like there then would you say where's that road bit further down
1:27
I will go there and let's guess. Yes, one yard away. Beautiful. Took me longer than it should have though. I just couldn't spot it
1:35
Ooh, okay. I think we're actually where we were in the previous one. That's annoying, but I can't turn off repeat locations
1:41
But this is actually the only one that I got wrong. So let's see if we can find it again. So it's basically a medieval town, which is in France and it's somewhere around this area
1:48
But I think it was more inland than I was looking. Is it this? I think it might be this. Cacassonne? No, I'd add a similar name. I don't think that's the one though
1:55
Oh, is it this city of kakasne? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We got it. We got it
1:59
I just need to work out exactly which side we're on right. So we're facing north. It's over on our left
2:04
So we're presumably around here. Maybe we've got all these little turrets
2:08
We've got a big one there, which could be this if we were to maybe be there or maybe we're there as well
2:13
We've got a little road there with some houses So let's just see if that's just over here and I think it is is that it there? Probably. Yeah
2:20
So I reckon i'm in the right spot. So i'm gonna guess yes, we were in the correct spot
2:24
Oh, we've got a perfect score two rounds in a row. Whoa, that's amazing. That looks unbelievable. All right
2:29
This is a location i've not had before immediately though. I'm thinking it's victoria falls, right and a victoria falls
2:35
Not gonna lie. Don't know where it is. So I literally can't go anywhere Is there something on his t-shirt where it doesn't give anything away because he's all discombobulated
2:43
This is an incredible location though. It looks absolutely beautiful But yeah the only two waterfalls that I know of are niagara falls and victoria falls which is somewhere in africa Now we see the people suggest it africa as does the landscape these kind of nice trees So I think it somewhere I don know why but I think is it like down here somewhere
3:00
This is where the dumb test comes into play because I do not know where Victoria falls is with a name like Victoria falls
3:06
Though it's got to be somewhere that was once a British colony So I was thinking South Africa or perhaps Kenya could it be Kenya? Oh Lake Victoria
3:14
Would it be attached to a lake? It would be attached to a river right or I mean stupid there
3:18
God, it looks insane though. It looks absolutely amazing. I wish I could explore it more
3:22
Oh, I might not get this one, you know. I might not be able to find it. Any other clues I can get
3:26
I was looking for the sun to see if we're in northern or southern hemisphere, but it's right in the middle
3:30
So that kind of suggests, if anything, it's on the equator. But that's not guaranteed
3:35
Kenya is on the equator. So maybe I'll keep looking around there. It might not even be Victoria Falls
3:39
It could be another big waterfall. Let me leave Africa and find Niagara Falls
3:43
And I just want to see how zoomed in you have to be for that to show up. So there's Niagara Falls
3:47
And if I zoom out, oh, I have to be pretty close. I have to be at this zoom
3:52
Let's head back over to Africa then and stay on the same zoom. That might be terrible logic, but I'm just doing anything I can, to be honest
3:58
Okay, that's all of Kenya and I can't see it. So now we'll look at all of Uganda and I don't see it
4:02
So we'll just head south. Why not? Yeah, I am not finding anything
4:07
I might just have to give up. I'm going to go on Lake Victoria and I'm just going to go in this little spot right here
4:12
This is not going to be correct, which is a shame, but let's guess. Okay. Okay, oh, it's right there, Victoria Falls
4:18
Oh, Zimbabwe. Oh, oh. You can see it from pretty far out as well, so that's sad
4:24
That was stupid. I bet a lot of people knew where Victoria Falls was, but I was not one of them
4:29
Oh, here we go. So this looks like it would be Venice, but I guess the difficulty..
4:33
Oh, this is pretty unreal. Look at the little golden horses. That's amazing
4:38
Look, they've got a pram, and he's just fast asleep. They've took him on a gondola, and he's just out for the count
4:42
What a waste of money. Right, so we need to find the street. Which is the tricky bit can we find venice? I would assume so it's like up here somewhere, isn't it? Yeah, there we go
4:51
Are we on here? I assume so but we could be in any of these little watery places
4:56
Watery places is not the technical term by the way c is what I was looking for
5:00
All right, we've got a nice big clock tower type thing. That is an epic clock. That looks amazing
5:05
Hotel antico doge. Okay, if we can spot that we're good can't immediately spot it
5:11
But I am terrible at looking so we will keep looking for more clues
5:15
Here we go. I'm just enjoying the ride, to be honest. Oh, look at the handsome gentleman that's taken us along
5:20
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Gerard, I didn't want to be in the rapids where you..
5:24
Oh, what the? The boat's sinking. Gerard, please. That's not Gerard. When did Gerard change his top
5:30
How did that happen? Get me back on the other boat. There we go. There's Gerard. It looks like he's holding an iron
5:35
What are you doing with that, Gerard? Right, so if this is the south and we're in a bigger open bit
5:41
such as maybe this or perhaps even this Do you think it could be wide enough to count as that I dare say it could to be fair Oh this is hard There too many options Maybe I just accept that I am dumb I can do this All right let just jump from boat to boat
5:54
See you later, Gerard. We've got Italian flag. That's nice. We've got an EU flag, I think
5:59
And at this point, I'm heading too far away. So let's just return to the start and we'll just try going the other way instead
6:05
We go through here. Do we have like, we've got, look at the bridges. Proper epic, there
6:09
Oh, look at that. So we're facing north now. and we're actually like quite in the open
6:13
Where's the big bridge to connect? I'm assuming it's that, but I mean, it might not be
6:17
Yeah, we're in the right area. So I'm just going to shove us there and we'll just get ready for our next round
6:22
Guess. Okay, we weren't too bad. We were 1,600 yards away. So we got the right area
6:27
I think I'd have really struggled pinpointing this down because there's just so many different lanes
6:31
Look at that. For our final round, what have we got? Oh, it looks like it's Machu Picchu
6:36
which I believe is in Peru. That looks absolutely amazing. That would be such a cool place to go to
6:41
Uh, there's peru. There's machu picchu. I'm assuming it's more north than south, but I honestly don't know
6:47
Peru's a good start though, right? Globally, it's got to be the most famous thing about peru
6:51
Maybe i'm ignorant in saying that but I would assume that it would show up on the map from quite far away
6:56
And I mean should we assume it's more towards the kind of the amazon rainforest
7:00
I mean, it feels like it would be doesn't it once again We can't move anywhere, which is a shame because i'd have loved to have a little look about look at that
7:07
That looks absolutely amazing. Look at her she... So I'm curious here, is this just one person and their middle's being cut out, or is this two
7:14
different people that were sat in the same place? Because look how much darker this person's skin is
7:18
compared to this. And there's no sign of her hair dangling down or anything. We can see they've got
7:22
a banana though, so it's good to see that they're ready to go. Oh, I can't spot it anyway, why can't I
7:27
see it? I've been looking for ages. I am going to block myself there and hope for the best. Guess
7:34
Oh, it's much further down. What point does it show? It doesn't show up at all
7:38
You have to be so unbelievably zoomed in from this distance. You can't see it from this distance
7:42
You can't see it there. You can see it right view summary. Okay, apparently we are dumb
7:47
I got two out of five. So I need to play again because I want to be smart, you know. Oh, okay
7:52
Yes repeat rounds. That's how I tricked you guess her into thinking i'm smart zoom in on europe
7:59
Nice start. Okay, so we had this one in the previous episode. It's Las Vegas and annoyingly I couldn't find it
8:05
But this time i'll get a perfect score Possibly maybe okay, right? What is it? I need to look for looks or that's what the casino name is
8:13
So it's pointed out in the comments that I am completely blind because it was visible on screen and I just scrolled right past it
8:19
There we go looks our hotel and casino. Thank god for that. All right, there's the pyramid
8:24
So is this the sphinx or is the sphinx? Yeah, he's right there. So we need to be here. I suppose guess yes
8:30
Five yards away perfect score. It's a good start. Oh We got the Taj Mahal Taj Mahal Taj Mahal is in India now I be honest I have no idea whereabouts in India Taj Mahal is so I think what we learning is I am actually dumb And definitely not smart enough for the dumb test for smart people See we can have a look around this time
8:49
Let's do that. Ooh. Because I've never been here before in Geoguessr or in real life
8:54
I think it's like absolutely gigantic, isn't it? And a lot bigger than people first assume
8:58
Oh, my God. Go on, get it. Oh, yes. We've reached level two. Ooh, we're being watched by security
9:01
Just play cool, play cool. We'll go around the side. We'll go around the side. It's ginormous, isn't it
9:05
Look at the size of it. And then, ooh. Oh, nice river on the other side
9:09
So there's quite a view. Bit of scaffolding on the back. Whoa, that is some..
9:12
Is that scaffolding? Very rusty. Look at all the rusty scaffolding on the... What are they doing
9:16
Look how rusty it is. Taj Mahal, get your scaffolding sorted out. We've all had our fun
9:20
We've had a nice look about. Can we see a map or anything? No, we can't. So good luck to me
9:25
A few moments later. All right, can't find it anywhere. So I am going to show..
9:30
I feel like it was somewhat close to Bangladesh, but maybe that's just completely wrong
9:34
I'm going to go there in West Bengal. Guess oh, it's it's right there near New Delhi. I grew up. I looked around there Taj Mahal. There it is
9:43
Look at that. I didn't think it would be anywhere near as urban But I mean that's a stupid but it's just I got tricked by all the green and the nice rivers and stuff thinking about it
9:52
Probably should have clicked somewhere that at least had a river, but you know, you can't win them all
9:56
Oh, okay an easier one. Wow. That's an insane view. That looks absolutely mad
10:02
Okay, this is Rio de Janeiro, which I will be able to find easily watch this you ready give me a second
10:08
The time hasn't started yet There we go, okay Then we zoom over here
10:14
Crystal Redentor is right there and it seems like we are stood right on the end in this very very pretty spot
10:21
That's an amazing view. Look at his big chin though. What's that about? All right, I'm gonna plug this out there and we'll guess nice. Let's have another easy one. Yes
10:30
Yes, that's more like it. Where were you in round two, Statue of Liberty
10:34
I'm dying out of here, man. All right, New York. We are flying through the latter half of this game
10:39
Okay, there's the Statue of Liberty. Is she facing us there? Can't work out the angle
10:43
We are currently facing north, so we would need to be like there, right
10:47
Is that correct? Yeah, that looks spot on, right? Guess. Yes, very nice
10:52
Okay, time for our final round. It really went from really difficult to way too easy
10:58
Okay, we managed to find Notre Dame before didn't we did just take us a little while but hopefully that doesn't happen this time
11:04
Hmm, well, I have no idea where it is No, no, no once we find Saint Louis then it is somewhere around here, isn't it? Yes
11:11
There we go. It was about there. I think so let's guess. Yep
11:15
Perfect that time we got four correct Although I have been to like half of them before and then we kind of screwed up on India with the Taj Mahal
11:22
But I'll remember it's near New Delhi going forward. All right. Thank you very much for watching Remember, you've got less than two days now to get the geography merch
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