I Forgot the Christmas Dessert and My Daughter-in-Law Called Me Useless

After I forgot the dessert at Christmas, my daughter-in-law screamed, "You're such a useless old woman!" Everyone stared. I stood up and said, "Then stop calling me when you need money." She dropped my car keys in her pocket and said I'd get them back on January second, so I opened the alarm app for my house...