"She Drinks Water," My Daughter-in-Law Said, Handing Menus to Everyone but Me — Then I Taped That Menu

At my granddaughter's graduation lunch, my daughter-in-law handed menus to everyone but me: "She drinks water. At her age, food is just a waste." My son laughed. I smiled and folded my napkin. The next morning he found that menu taped to his front door, with one line in my handwriting...