No One Gets to Play Here... But We Did! Secret Titleist Golf Course

What on earth is going on here

I'm a little bit nervous here, I'll be honest with you. Your angles are super, so facetiming my granddad

What do you mean wrong, Tim? It's about eight foot, Dan. That was a shank

I think we're about to play one of the most exclusive, one of the most unknown hidden golf courses in America

Yeah, a title-owned facility where we go cross-country, across the fitting greens, which all look about 14 on the stint meter

and tall-spec greens, and we're about to do something that not many people get to do. This is very exciting

Very exciting, very exclusive, and it's our first challenge video together. They're actually us playing golf

Right, so here's what's coming up. Four golf holes on this cross-country course. Me versus Joe

Joe's giving me a shot hole. Which is generous. Yes. What else is there left to say

Let's go play one of the most exciting golf courses I'm ever going to play

Let's get it on. first hole here on the cross-country course is a par four 372 yards we are going all the way in

the distance joe to the most south-westerly point of tpi play well sir i hope you play abysmally dan

I wish nothing but the worst for you over these four holes. Thanks, mate

Oh, my God. That's good. You absolutely crushed it. That's good. That should set up

Depending on what pin we're actually playing to over that, it could be a bit, you know, with the right angle in

Could you also bear in mind, Joe, that I don't play a driver anymore? Do I? I play a mini driver

Could you also bear in mind it's going to get dark soon? Oh, what a response

Just gonna be direct line. That's inside the tree. That's good. Oh

Pumped Pumped right let's go Right, how do you feel about your start down? I'm not worried. I'm more worried about my visor at the minute to be honest with you

You look utterly tremendous with my sunglasses in it. Do you like it? This is genuinely one of the coolest experiences though, isn't it

We've literally been fit here all day. We've had a factory tour. Yeah, and now we're coming out and playing a cross-country golf course

It's like basically clearing the driving range, and imagine the driving range you're hitting balls onto is so mint

that they can make a course out of it and this pins out the greens the greens are some of the best putting services

I've ever seen in my life. I've managed to find the one tree on this golf course

1-2-7 Joe. What you thinking then Daniel? 1-2-7, 1-2-7 in this beautiful

Californian weather, it's a perfect wedge for me. Watch this. I've got to shot a hole right Joe

That's how every great shot starts with the words watch this. Here for none

Okay. I think she in play Dan You gone with a low shank there I didn see that one coming That was a shank I got a big 54 here I don really have a club for this we only brought a half set so I going to have to lean on this one a bit which brings Dan shank into play

Wrong pin again Joe. What do you mean wrong pin? It's about 8 foot Dan

Stop, stop! I'm in a bit of trouble though. Yeah, we're alright, we're in good shape

Right, that's not good. What's some sort of hope I can get is that I don't think any of the humans played a golf shot from here

So it's a first time for everything. I'm a little bit nervous here, I'll be honest with you

I picked it okay. Just left of target. What's right, Daniel? That filter's down

I've been giving a clap from Jacqueline, so I think we're all right. Take that. Right, here for net

Yeah, we're net zero, Dan. Net levels. one of the weaker putts I've hit in a while did you just duff that

that sounded duffy to me I talked myself into that being really quick

advantage you Dan you take that away Dan thank you sunshine I didn't think I'd have this for the half

not after my s word I didn't either no right half I'm just tickled in

Well done sir, well done. Strange golf hole. We're off though Dan, we're off

Right 341, there's about 74 different pins. I'm going to give this a bit Dan, I think this is guettable for me down this breeze possibly

It's wind down off your right isn't it? I'm going to try and take it over that tree

Oh, turned it over. Sit down ball. It's opened up the angle for sure

It will be a great angle then. Nearly back to the first tee

It's about pin high, but I've still got about 60 yards in. Right, I'm going to peel it off the trees, Joe

Of course you are. If you don't mind. Of course you are. Ooh, that was wipey

It was wipey, but that's in great shape. It's going to introduce the angle

I love this about the course, that there's a little bit of room to do that. Yes, correct

The angles are superb, so FaceTime me with my granddad. Having a bit of trouble operating the camera here

but if I can flip this round for a moment. Oh good work

That was good for me, wasn't it? There's gotta be one, two, three, four, five, six, seven

I can see nine pins. I think there's gotta be double figures worth of pins up there that we've gotta try

and work out which is ours. This course might well be the funnest golf course

You could play. Think of the routes you could play on this. It could be endless with all the pins as well

You could just play a million holes here. Right, I've just gone to the wrong green, Joe. Right, those of you watching may notice a small divot

next to where Dan pegging off here We had a little mishap around which green we were going for which we alluded to Can you see the ball in shot as well Yeah lovely shot down Unfortunately the wrong green So we gone for a change of club It now 1 I going to have to lean on this sand wedge rather than just nudge one

Oh, be good. Oh, please be good. Oh, it's just pulled up short, but I don't know how far cut on that pin is

Don't pretend you're not absolutely thrilled. Right, just been encouragingly told it's always a worry when you're exactly pin high, but still have 96 yards to go

So a little off target in terms of direction. Hell of a hit though. 96, which is a lovely yardage into this wind for me. Smooth 54. Should be good here

well hello it cuts a little bit it's good i think that's good because i think i think the pin's over that tear isn't it yeah so i think that

might be good fingers crossed i'll get your other attempt daniel thank you buddy that's the green

i wasn't going to that pin it's even near either oh joe's fine come on machine here you go there's

me just pulled up short Joe has just nipped over the back I feel like you're

about 15 feet putting so I feel like this has to go in for a half yeah with

my shot situation so let's try and bump it in just off the right

had to be relatively aggressive okay over to you Daniel big coin on that big

man. So this for it Joe. Two for it. Two for it in fact. Two for it. We'll have a pull on that

Dan that's good enough for me. Thank you mate. Do you want to have a little putt anyway? No I'm going to assume I made that. Daniel one up. Right then Joe you've got to keep your arms length now

haven't I? Yes a one up lead's never usually concerning after two hours but we've only

playing for aren't we it's a problem for me oh my giddy arm that might help me out miss that

miss it get in the trap miss it get in the trap miss it it's gone over the putting surface toward

the fourth green i think that yeah it's going to open up the angle could be behind a tree just why i don't hit driver joe right having seen that done i'm playing for position i've gone for

a gt1 tour a gt1 tour three with this new bad boy yeah i've not hit this yet so it'll be

Interesting to see what we've got. Is that good? That feels good to me

Felt good, it went into the sun. It's like straight over the pyramid of the little cut. Obviously gonna be short of it

because it's 370 yards away. Perfect. Let's go. Right, Dan, I've figured out how to get the camera

pointing at us now, which is good. Talk me through that. I'm just thinking about beating you with a shank

and whatever that was. Isn't that good? Isn't handicap a great thing

I also behind another tree Let just turn the camera around and show you how many trees are on this property You know there not many and Dan managed to find two so far in three holes

My second dalliance with one. Let's go see what you can do from over there. Right, things have escalated people

We found Dan's bull behind the only tree on this entire property possibly

On six four. It's a perfect time to try my new seven iron

Yeah, I mean, you got around it. It's gonna be short, right? I just pulled it because I was scared of that tree

That's a sensible leave, that Dan. It's not bad. I struck it beautifully. With a shot, I think that's a very sensible leave

Well done. I've got a terrible in-between yardage here, Dan. Little tweener

We've only brought a half set out, haven't we? And I could really do with a pitching wedge here. 1-1-6 into a bit of wind up the hill

Couldn't get sand wedge there at all, but haven't got a pitching wedge

So this is going to be a very chippy little nine, I think

Played it well. If that's a number, it's kinda good. Sit down a bit. Oh God

Sit a bit. Oh, that's good. We're in business. We're in business

Somewhat remarkably, Dan's sat-nav has guided into here. Basically all over the map

I think I've been too generous with shots here. Cause if you just up and down this, I've then got a 15, 18 foot downhill putt for the half

to keep the match alive. I've been far too generous. You offered it, son. Played it delightfully as well. Settle

Grabbed that more than I thought. Just pulled up a bit, didn't it? Quality of strike that, Dan, was your problem there? Yeah, with my unknown wedge

How are we, Joe? Well, I thought I hit a lovely shot in, didn't I? Straight over the pin

It's obviously just nibbled down this little subtle hill, hasn't it? I've gone 15 to 18 foot pass

I've got a funny little, first six foot's a big swinger, and then it straightens up

Never high enough, I'm afraid. Never high. Bit weak on both of my putts, haven't I? Take it away. Okay

Yeah, so it is. This is to put you to bed, isn't it? It's to put me to bed. Excellent

It's one of the most unlikely paths in the history of California. Yeah. And he's done it

Well, we thought it was going to be a four hole match. Dan's dished me up in three. We've got one of the most unlikely parts of all time

That was a glimpse of the golf course at the Titleist Performance Institute

which is just... Amazing. What an opportunity. What an experience. What a time to be alive, Dad

I've just beaten you with that drive and a shank, so should we go have a beer and talk about it

Drop no shots. I'm fine with my performance. You've just done well. Let's go and have a beer