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on the first full day of my recent
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Greenland Arctic Expedition cruise this
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ominous notice appeared in the daily
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program it required us to attend a
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mandatory written in capital letters no
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less meeting at 5 PM that day now having
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been on four previous Expedition cruises
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to Antarctica the Arctic and Galapagos I
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knewed and was ready to expect this
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meeting but most passengers did not and
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many were kind of confused because we'd
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had the master drill which most people
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thought was the only mandatory
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requirement you go on a cruise now
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concern actually grew because the
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Expedition director then made an
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announcement saying that failure to
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attend that meeting would have
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significant implications for everybody
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and certainly individuals on the cruise
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so this got me thinking I should really
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talk about this and five other things
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that I only found out about after
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boarding when I started going on
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Expedition cruises welcome aboard I'm
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Gary bembridge and I make it fun and
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easy to discover plan and enjoy
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incredible Cruise vacation and so what
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was that meeting all about then it's a
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make or break mandatory talk about the
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rules of the region so on my arctic
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trips I've heard about the ACO rule so
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that's the association of Arctic
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Expedition Cruise operators in
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Antarctica it was ayato rules of the
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International Association of Antarctica
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tour operators and in Galapagos it was
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actually the national park rules because
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Galapagos is within the national park
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the lines I've found always check
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attendance and not going means not being
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allowed to go on any of the off-ship
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outings during the cruise so these talks
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lay out what we almost do can do and
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importantly cannot do on The Landings
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and the rules that most people hear for
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the very first time after they've
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boarded are incredibly strict and
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limiting which most people don't realize
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so unlike when we've all been on a
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Caribbean or Alaska cruise where we can
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just head off the ship we can go and do
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whatever we want this is not the case on
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Expedition so rules include things like
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having any clothes that are going to be
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worn off the ship being screened often
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they're vacuumed sometimes that
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someone's mandatory to make sure you
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know basically they aren't carrying
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seeds and bugs rules like staying within
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a defined area which in the Arctic you
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know you've got polar bear guards in
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circling that area walking on very
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specific paths not even stepping off the
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path to take a photo in the Galapagos
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for example rules on what distance to
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stay away from Wildlife not taking
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anything even a feather or a pebble back
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to the ship and how you know one mustn't
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leave anything behind so for example
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even if you're taking a tissue out of
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your pocket making sure that it doesn't
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blow away for example
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they also talk about you can't take any
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food out with you there are no toilet
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facilities so if you need the bathroom
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the only option is to basically head
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back on a zodiac to the ship and more on
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Zodiacs later now as you know when these
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rules are being revealed I also see many
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people surprised at how Stern the
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lecture is and how restrictive it is
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so that's a bigger high once people on
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board but the next topic also revealed
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once you're on board and usually
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uncovered at the same talk upsets many
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people so once I'm bored you're told
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bluntly that the advertised itinerary
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that you've bought is at best a hope and
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day to day that we're going to be told
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where the next ship will go to next
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because conditions in the Region's
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change and so they basically decide day
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by day where they're going to go now
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unlike a regular Cruise you know where
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changes to a Caribbean a Mediterranean
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or Alaska cruise that we've booked is
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really really unusual it's revealed once
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you're on board an expedition cruise
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that this will be the norm it is not
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unusual it is the norm so let me give
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you some examples based on my recent
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trip to Greenland and the Canadian
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Arctic so the advertise itinerary had us
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boarding in casalunga quack that's in
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Greenland so before heading across first
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to explore the Canadian Arctic but the
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sea ice in the bath and sea between the
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two made Crossing absolutely impossible
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so we stayed and stayed in Greenland
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that we sailed north of the line having
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to reschedule trips that were planned
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for later there to find new places for
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us to visit along the way so once we
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could eventually find a way to cross
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into Canada the when we got to Canada a
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massive storm was passing through there
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was thick ice where we were due to go so
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they scrapped pretty much all of the
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advertised identity for Canada anyway
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and we took refuge in a place called
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Eric Fjord they found somewhere for us
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to hike up to a beautiful frozen lake
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and then the next day because the storm
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was still though we weren't instead of
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where we were supposed to be going to
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admiralty Fjord where they scattered a
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new Landing in Adam's sound they then
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negotiated a stop at a settlement of
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about 900 people called Arctic Bay who
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kindly laid on some cultural emotions so
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everything was kind of different to the
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advertised schedule on other days even
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when we had an announced schedule for
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that day we had a program it would get
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thrown in the air and reworked because
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you know for example the captain turned
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the ship around because polar bears were
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spotted which is a good thing to do or
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he decided one day that we were going to
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go on an you know Turn Down plan zodiac
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ride in the crocker Bay because we were
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passing and it was a beautiful day so
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I've seen on all my exhibition trips
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many passengers that would get quite
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stressed when they fight find out once
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on board that they're not going to get
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what was advertised and it isn't
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happening so on an Antarctica trip for
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example last season I was contacted
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recently by someone who booked an
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itinerary after seeing my South Georgia
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videos but they were left totally
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distort when the line canceled sailing
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there due to rough seas and they missed
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out seeing all that incredible Wildlife
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you know the huge big penguin colonies
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it didn't cross their mind and hadn't
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been made clear before going that such
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dramatic changes were possible I don't
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think Expedition Cruisers make it clear
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when people are booking that the
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itinerary is and must be a hope and a
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guideline none of the five cruises that
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I've done to date as Expedition Cruisers
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have ever ever run to the advertised
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itinerary but even those passengers that
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realized that or have learned to be
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adaptable and flexible they weren't
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aware of this next issue before they got
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on board because it wasn't spoken about
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before boarding on my first expedition
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Cruise which was to the Antarctica I
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quickly realized that not not enough is
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made before growing around the need to
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be active and to be mobile to get the
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absolute most from these costly trips
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first of all because of the zodiacs it
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is really unusual for an expedition ship
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to dock it's almost always more of land
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you know these are pretty remote places
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and then Zodiacs are used to get the
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passengers to and from Land even
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embarkation and disembarkation on both
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my Galapagos and that recent Greenland
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Crews were actually by Zodiacs the ship
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wasn't docked now Zodiacs are small
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inflatable boats they hold around about
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10 people and they require climbing off
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the ship into them and can often you
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know be bobbing up and down quite a lot
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many of The Landings that one makes on
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Expedition are wet Landings this means
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clamoring off the Zodiac into water and
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I've seen many people struggling on
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every trip getting on them getting off
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them the second reason for being
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activists because while some of the
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excursions you know are leisurely zodiac
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rides you know in the Canadian Arctic uh
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that one I mentioned about going to the
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glacier or you know many around icebergs
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and beautiful bays in Antarctica The
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Landings and the off-ship experiences
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like that are really active most of them
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are strenuous hikes so on that recent
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Arctic trip we were clamoring and Hiking
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up big Hills to view glaciers we are
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clamoring over steep rocks to see
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waterfalls we went as an Antarctica you
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know we're going through ice and snow
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hills to see penguin colonies or
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incredible glaciers in the Galapagos it
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was over really uneven ground on all my
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exhibition cruises I came across people
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that had not realized quite how
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strenuous these Landings and Hikes were
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going to be and many ended up having to
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skip some of the best sites and the best
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experiences because they just didn't
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know that before they got on board the
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other active activity that people don't
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know about until they're bored is
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snorkeling and Galapagos probably I
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would say half the best highlights I saw
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were in the water amazing fish Galapagos
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penguins Galapagos seals sharks rays and
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so on now many people on that trip had
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no idea until they were honored that
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this you know snorkeling was so key to
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the trip and a couple of people told me
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they would have actually reconsidered
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going if they'd known before so on every
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Expedition cruise by the way that I've
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been on there has actually been someone
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in a wheelchair normally traveling with
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friends or family now talking to them in
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most cases they hadn't really
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appreciated they wouldn't be able to get
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off the ship at all because it's just so
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complicated saying that on that
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Greenland cruise over the 18 days were
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were out there the crew did actually
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take the guy in the wheelchair out once
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in a place called disco Bay when we were
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cruising around icebergs because the sea
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was really really calm on that an 18-day
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Antarctica Expedition they also arranged
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for the gentleman in the wheelchair to
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be taken on a landing one day in a
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really calm Bay in his wheelchair so
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they could put him on and say that he'd
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actually been content but the rest of
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the time because the complexity and the
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zodiacs and stuff and and the nature of
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The Landings you know people who had no
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Mobility had to stay on the ship so
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while mobility and Agility definitely
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come as a surprise to many people once
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they're bored so does the wildlife or
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certainly the nature of what you're
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going to see versus what the brochures
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social media and cruise websites suggest
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everyone I met on an expedition cruise
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is expecting to see the bucket list and
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the iconic Wildlife shown in all those
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marketing materials so in the Arctic
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people were expecting to see polar bears
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in an Arctic in the Arctic you know
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whales breaching or enormous humpback
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whale tells rising up close to the ship
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and so on so the implicational materials
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is we're going to see them all we're
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going to see them up close and we're
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going to get amazing pictures you know
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even just with our smartphones because
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they're going to kind of be within
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touching distance if that's the right
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expression now once I'm bored
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at the start of the trip I have always
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been told very clearly that while they
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will try and see things like polar bears
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whales seals and so on it's absolutely a
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game of chance it's a lot of luck there
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is no guarantee that you will see these
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things that you expect them to see which
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of course once I say it is really
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obvious because they can't get Wildlife
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to appear on requests but that's not
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really stressed before you go it is once
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you're on board also by the way I've
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found once you've encountered things
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like polar bears and whales they have
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actually been really far away because
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the ship has to under the regulation
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stay some distance away so the sighting
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can often be fleeting I've sometimes
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missed some of the sightings by the time
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I've got on Deck now on the green and
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Arctic trip to give an example we did
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see polar bears in fact across the trip
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we actually saw seven polar bears I only
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eventually saw six of them because I
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missed one of them but we're on the ship
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they were on land because Landing when
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polar bears are around us prohibited
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because they're so dangerous all of the
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sightings were at least a kilometer away
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that's about a thousand yards so it took
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binoculars which many lions like mine
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provide or a camera with a very long
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lens to see beyond a small white dot in
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the distance so I had a a long kind of
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350 millimeter lens and even that wasn't
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great they were still kind of really
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quite small the same has been my
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experience with Wales in both the Arctic
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and Antarctica Wells often do come
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closer to the ship themselves but the
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ship is supposed to kind of keep a
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distance if they spot it so it's tend to
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kind of be Puffs from orcas in the
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distance from the spout or maybe a
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humpback whale in the distance with
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their tails which with the good camera
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that I had I did get decent shots so
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exciting as it was to see them I kind of
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realized you just don't get up as close
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as the images suggest when you're
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booking you know kind of expecting to
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get amazing close-ups and see these
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animals up really close you just don't
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and you realize that once you're on
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board on the positive side though most
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Expedition cruise lines have onboard
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photographers and videographers who have
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incredible lenses way beyond what I've
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got and so they often you will be able
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to get a better video photographs the
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sightings which are either included in
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your fair or you have to pay extra for
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on the upside though I would say in
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Antarctica Penguins I did see I got
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really close to they have no fear of
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humans in south Georgia on the beaches I
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got really close to elephant seals and
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seals and I didn't need kind of uh you
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know you know big lenses to see them in
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the Galapagos you get really close to
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birds the giant tortoises so while I
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don't think Expedition Cruisers do a
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good job at setting expectations about
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Wildlife on board they absolutely though
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do not in the next area I feel and many
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passengers especially those used to kind
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of onboard life on regular cruises to
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places like the Caribbean are expecting
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something quite different and they only
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discover once they're on board that it's
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not the case because it's called a
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cruise most people seem to expect a
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usual Cruise entertainment program
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however once you're on board they soon
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learn that the focus and Main
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entertainment is actually enrichment
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lectures Recaps and briefings so for
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example on that most recent trip we had
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a counted up at least 16 lectures
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covering his Street climate Wildlife
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culture geography and then on top of
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that we usually had a daily recap of
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what we'd actually seen that day and the
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briefing on where we would be going to
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next with background about what we would
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see and what to expect the evening
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entertainment was literally a Pianist or
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a guitarist paying off to dinner or some
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nights instead there would be a panel
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with the polar bear guards asking you
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know questions there was another one
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with senior officers so in reality that
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evening entertainment were really kind
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of enrichment talks and that's important
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to understand because instead of an
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entertainment team you realize once you
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get on board is an expedition team and
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these are subject experts so across the
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day there's not a program of events
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because there's no one to run them and
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though you know those Expedition team
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are out on all the landings with guests
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so on Expedition cruises at most you
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know you perhaps have one trivia per day
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you might have the occasional cooking or
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dining events so we had a German sausage
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and beer lunch for example of course
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you'll have a captain's welcome in
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farewell maybe some Fitness classes
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people who like lots going on and being
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entertained find a bit of shock once
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they're on board because they're
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expecting a typical Cruise program
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packed with events and shows but once
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they're on board they they realize that
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just doesn't exist it's much lower key
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but for some like me actually the lack
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of entertainment especially in the
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evening even if a surprise ends up not
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being an issue because of the next thing
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that people quickly discover once
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they're on board Expedition cruising is
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tiring and days can be erratic as
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becomes clear once you're on board first
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of all you know Landings will often
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start early in the morning so we had
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many from 7 30 a.m 8 A.M and other
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Cruises have been it was even as early
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as 6 30 am because on the ship you know
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regions limit how many people can be on
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land at any one time so in the Arctic in
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Antarctica that's only 100 people I
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think it might be 50 in Galapagos as
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most Expedition ships that go have at
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least 200 people sitting in the Arctic
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and the Antarctica a hundred go off for
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you know two hours or so they come back
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and the next hundred go so that takes
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you a good four or five hours the ship
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is then gonna sail to another location
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of Interest a couple of hours away and
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that repeats that whole process to fit
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all that in means early starts and long
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days of activity so this secondly means
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that Recaps and briefings only take
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place in the evening before dinner so
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there's very limited downtime and also
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as I mentioned you know it's quite
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active once you're out there the other
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reason is uh you know the sites are
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amazing the ship has spotted amazing
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Iceberg whales or polar bears so I also
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find on an expedition Cruise when you're
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not on a landing you're actually going
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to be spending a lot of time out on
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deckling at the sites the you know
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what's going on so that's tiring as well
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because you're basically outstanding
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fourthly if the crew spots something of
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interest you know those polar bears
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whales unusual sites they make an
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announcement no matter the time of day
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or night to alert you know so on this
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last trip we had them at 11 30 p.m at
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night a couple of nights because they
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spotted some incredible icebergs it was
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5 30 a.m and some morning for this part
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of polar bears it's a Once In A Life
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Time trip all this money so turning off
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the announcements and missing
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potentially sightings like this is just
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not an option but it does get really
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tiring because as I said again those
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Landings are very active and I don't
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think just how tiring it is it's not
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made clear until you're on board where
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you're kind of told you're not here for
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a holiday if you want a holiday take a
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despite all of these issues that you
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realize it is an incredible experience
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so join me on this video to see how the
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trip went how I cope with all these
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changes and what I experienced starting
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with one amazing surprise see you over