Soccercito - Heads Up - 17SEP2025

You asked, does he rhyme with eczema

And we said yes. And yet you still didn't get it? I don't know why. Heads up, can we guess the footballers on our foreheads

The first place is going to get three points. The second place player is going to get two points

Boys, let's get into it. Let's go. Let's do this. We look totally normal

Is this a striker? Yes. Did I score in a World Cup

Yes. Yes. Okay. Am I in the Premier League? No. Am I like an important player in the national team

I would say so, yeah. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Okay. Right? Would you say so

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't mess me up. I'll start doing it to you. All right

Okay, yeah, yeah. Your forehead says Pele, by the way. Am I Spanish

No. No. Okay. The least you could possibly be. Opposite. Opposite. Yeah

Am I European? No. You are not. They very much don't want you to be

I'm a striker. I'm very important for the national team. Am I in the Premier League

No. No, you are not. Am I in the Premier League? Nah

You might want to be. Am I Brazilian? No. Good answer. Am I European? Yes. Yes

I believe so, yes. Some people don't want you to be. Yeah, yeah, yeah

Some people, yeah. All right. Let's carry on. Let's carry on. Wait, wait, wait

Got that close. Do I play in La Liga? No. Have I won a Champions League? Yes

Am I in the Champions League this year? Yes. You know what it is

It's the way you guys say yes sometimes. It's the way you guys don't say yes the other time. Do I play in Bundesliga? Yes

You do play in the Liga Am I a striker? No Am I a bad boy

Am I a striker? Yes Am I South American? Yes Am I in La Liga

Yes Am I Harry Kane? You are Harry Kane Let's go Boom

Just one name Citizen over there Am I a defender? No. Am I black

Yes. I think most would say so. This is allowed in the game

Respectfully. Am I white? Yes. No, I would not say that

Respectfully, I would not say that. Am I French? Yes, you are French

Interesting. Damn it! I'm trying to do every South American light skin right now

Am I a centermid? Yes. Yeah. Am I Mbappe? Yes, you are

Yeah, hold on. Dang it, bro. Ow! Ow! Totally cool. You are, bud

Ow! What? Yeah, man. You got hair on your tape. Bonus point for whoever can guess the theme

Now, what do all three of these players have in common? They've all been the golden boot in the World Cup

Okay. Hi. That's fair. Give me a f***ing kick because I won this

I get to keep this. In fact, my victory is you got to put all these on your forehead

All right, round two. Let's go. Who the hell is this on my forehead Did I win a World Cup No Did I win a World Cup Yes Yeah yeah yeah Yes yeah I win a World Cup No Did I win a World Cup Yes Yes Yeah yeah yeah yeah Yes yeah Did I win a World Cup

I know. I'm with you. Am I retired? Yes. Yeah, yeah, very much so

Okay. Did I play in the 90s? Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Did I play in La Liga

Yes. Yes. Am I from the Ivory Coast? No, I like where you're going, though

Am I from Brazil? Yes. Yeah. I hate to make this a theme, but am I black

Yes. All right. Am I black? No. Damn it. Yeah, I know

Well, that's when you said I'm a coach. We were all like, absolutely not. Am I a striker

Yes. Yeah. Did I play in the Premier League? Yes. Did I play in La Liga? No

Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. They did, right? They did 100%. Yeah. 100%. I thought you said Premier League in my head

Do I wear the number nine? Yes. You could say so. Yeah. I think, yeah, there's a strong association

Did I... Only because you asked this. Did I stop a civil war

No. Oh, okay. Okay. Damn. Then I don't know who it is

Am I French? No. No. All right. I'm going for it. Or nine. Yeah, that is correct

Yes. Go. Oh, too easy. You got to go. Too easy. All right

Am I European? No. You're not. Am I Brazilian? You're not Brazilian

No. Nope. And that's me. It's something to help you. It should be pretty definitive

No, you're not. Where's my passport from? Did I play for Real Madrid? Yes

Did I play at Barcelona? Yes. Did I play at Barcelona? Oh, yeah

Yeah. Am I Dutch? Nope. Did I retire in the last five years

No. Am I Spanish? Nope. No. Sounds kind of Spanish, though. Sorry

Van Bommel is Spanish? Sounds Spanish? Am I a striker? Yes, you are

Normally, I know what guy is sitting on my forehead, but this time I can't figure it out. He's a good guy

Am I a midfielder? Sort of? Not really, though. Yes or no

Not really. More no. Attacking. More attacking. Right. We've all seen coaches do this

Look at what I'm doing. Okay, Pep. That's him on the side of a highway selling cars

Am I Brazilian? Am I English? No. Good guess, though. Am I African

Yes. Yes. Now we're getting there. Does my kid play? Not that I know of

Am I Scottish? No. How are you going Scottish? Think about another..

What's one of the biggest nations in Europe? Not biggest, sorry. Football world

Think about where he lives. Am I sub-Saharan? Well, yeah, if I'm black

I guess that makes sense. Am I French? No. Keep going. Keep going

Keep going. Keep going. You're there. You're right there. You're so close

You're right there. I'm not JJ Ocoacher, right? No, you are not. Nope. Not him

Am I Italian? No. How are you getting further away? This is ridiculous

It's pretty absurd that you haven't even guessed the name. How many African strikers have Barcelona even had

Why am I drunk such a blank? Oh am I Samuel Eto Yes Let go I have no idea who I am No wait wait Ask one more country You asked the country that surrounds you

Think of this. I'm not going to let you take that off. You know who this is. Look, this is your hint

This is your hint. Just ask one more country. Boom! Think about where he lives and where I grew up

Boom! Boom! Am I Portuguese? Yes! All right. You asked, did you play for Barcelona

I asked, did he play for Barcelona? I also asked, did he play for Real Madrid? They said yes

Did he play for Real Madrid? Yes, he did. So, Portuguese guy who played for Barcelona and Real Madrid

Raul, there we go. No! What am I thinking of? Pig's head

Figo, Figo, Figo. Is the theme that they all played for Barcelona and Real Madrid

Nice. Dang, wait. Dang. Bonus points I keep forgetting about. I already knew the theme

I don't remember he played for Real Madrid. He did. I was going to ask, did he cheat

did he cheat against Arsenal in the Champions League finals? If you guys are enjoying this video

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that you have hard feelings for. Let's get back into it. Round three, the points are worth double

It's anybody's ballgame. Let's do this. Let's go. I'm going to start off by asking, am I European

Yes. Yes. I forgot for a second. All right. Am I CR7

No. Love that. Am I European? No. No. No. Okay. Am I French

Yes. Oh, yeah. Why the oh, yeah? Why don't you tell me all that? Because he's French

Oh, yeah. Am I European? Yes. Am I Brazilian? No. Am I a center mid

No. No. Am I a striker? No. No. Ooh. Am I South American

Nope. No. Am I a striker? Yes. Oh, yeah. Okay. All right

Let's think here. Yeah. Did I play in the Premier League? I would say so. Yes, you did

Oh, you would say so, would you? Did I play in the Premier League

I would say so, yeah. Okay. Most would say so, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah

It's your turn. Matty, are you mad at us? Whatever edible you drop before this just hits

I'm yzing you. Bro, you put the in yzing, dog. Did I play post-2010

Yes. Yeah. Am I retired? Yes. Am I retired? No. No, I'm not retired

Am I Griezmann? No. Am I black? Yes. Am I Giroud? No. No

Am I British? Yes. Am I Didier Drogba? No. No. That's who I thought I was before when I said Civil War

French strikers past 2010. I'm going to get him out of the way

Am I Mbappe? No. Did I retire in the last five years

No. No. No. Am I a striker? Could be, but no. Yeah

Am I retired? No. Have I won the Champions League? Yes. Did I play for Arsenal

No. Did I play for Man United? No. I mean, Man United wishes

They might sign them up now. It literally could be anyone. It could be the bones of Payless

I think that would help Manchester United. No disrespect. Sprinkle him around

You know what I mean? I'm a British dude who's won Champions League, but I didn't

retire in the last five years. And I'm not a striker. Am I a midfielder

Yes. Did I play for Manchester United? No. He wishes. Not right now

By the way, no he doesn't. It me It him It him Come on Come on Did I play for Barcelona No Dude

Did I play in MLS? Yes. Yeah, you did. You did. What a question

This could be one of the funniest themes. Did I play for Manchester City

No. Am I Turam? No. Am I Wayne Rooney? No. Damn it

Do I play in the Premier League right now? Nope. Did I play in the Premier League

No. Am I Steven Gerrard? No. Did I play for Chelsea? No

Not Chelsea. Sorry. I'm trying to think of my next question. No. Not Chelsea. Okay, so I said that I play in the Premier League. No

Did I play in La Liga? Yeah. Am I David Beckham? No

No. Shoot. Did I play for Tottenham? No. Did I play for Real Madrid

Yes. Yeah. Okay. Am I Robbie Keane? No, this is hilarious. Bro, what is wrong with me

What is wrong with me? I thought you were... I honestly, I'm like, we're cooking

Why am I blanking? Oh! I'm an idiot. I'm so dumb. You go next

What is wrong with me? I got it now. Bessima! Yes! Jesus Christ

I'm sorry. What took you so long? I don't know. I don't know. Basically, this was a gimme

You asked, is he French? Is he a striker? La Liga? I'm like, that's it

You asked, does he rhyme with eczema? And we said yes. And yet you still didn't get it

I don't know why. All right, whatever. I beat you guys. It's all that matters. British

Yes. MLS. Not a striker. Correct. It ain't Rooney. It ain't Gerrard

It ain't Beckham. No, but you're there. You're right there. You're right there

How the could I be right there? You're going to clown me for this

This one you got to know. Is it Frank Lampard? Yes! Yes, brother

We got season tickets, and we went to go see Lampard all the time

I didn't ask that he played for New York City at sea. You could have

I barely remember this man. Hold on. Ow! Oh We are season ticket holders of New York City FC. He scored and why see these first ever hat trick

There's no reason why you can And also text me Let's not forget the most important thing he didn't always

What did I think the theme was Hair plug thing you said

Oh, but that's good though. They got the worst hairline you've ever seen in your life

Yeah. Stephen A. Smith is the only one he can laugh at until he got it fixed

Yeah, the hairlines are really rough. Not Obama yet. That's the next person

Bad hairline at Liverpool. They have a hairline like this, like here

Other side. From Salah, who was on the other side? Come on

Why am I forgetting? It was for me, yo, Salah, and? What's the word after Gucci, the rapper

Gucci Mane. Oh, Sadio Mane. Alexis has 10 points. Maddie has 9

Whoever guesses the theme wins the whole game. 3, 2. I spelled it wrong

Let me see. I said. Wait, this says UCL captains, and this said scored in UCL final

Alexis is the winner. Yeah! How did you not know it was Benzema, bro

We got to go back. That's crazy. Thank you