Soccercito - Heads Up - 17SEP2025
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You asked, does he rhyme with eczema
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And we said yes. And yet you still didn't get it? I don't know why. Heads up, can we guess the footballers on our foreheads
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The first place is going to get three points. The second place player is going to get two points
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Boys, let's get into it. Let's go. Let's do this. We look totally normal
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Is this a striker? Yes. Did I score in a World Cup
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Yes. Yes. Okay. Am I in the Premier League? No. Am I like an important player in the national team
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I would say so, yeah. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Okay. Right? Would you say so
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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't mess me up. I'll start doing it to you. All right
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Okay, yeah, yeah. Your forehead says Pele, by the way. Am I Spanish
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No. No. Okay. The least you could possibly be. Opposite. Opposite. Yeah
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Am I European? No. You are not. They very much don't want you to be
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I'm a striker. I'm very important for the national team. Am I in the Premier League
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No. No, you are not. Am I in the Premier League? Nah
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You might want to be. Am I Brazilian? No. Good answer. Am I European? Yes. Yes
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I believe so, yes. Some people don't want you to be. Yeah, yeah, yeah
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Some people, yeah. All right. Let's carry on. Let's carry on. Wait, wait, wait
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Got that close. Do I play in La Liga? No. Have I won a Champions League? Yes
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Am I in the Champions League this year? Yes. You know what it is
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It's the way you guys say yes sometimes. It's the way you guys don't say yes the other time. Do I play in Bundesliga? Yes
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You do play in the Liga Am I a striker? No Am I a bad boy
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Am I a striker? Yes Am I South American? Yes Am I in La Liga
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Yes Am I Harry Kane? You are Harry Kane Let's go Boom
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Just one name Citizen over there Am I a defender? No. Am I black
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Yes. I think most would say so. This is allowed in the game
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Respectfully. Am I white? Yes. No, I would not say that
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Respectfully, I would not say that. Am I French? Yes, you are French
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Interesting. Damn it! I'm trying to do every South American light skin right now
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Am I a centermid? Yes. Yeah. Am I Mbappe? Yes, you are
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Yeah, hold on. Dang it, bro. Ow! Ow! Totally cool. You are, bud
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Ow! What? Yeah, man. You got hair on your tape. Bonus point for whoever can guess the theme
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Now, what do all three of these players have in common? They've all been the golden boot in the World Cup
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Okay. Hi. That's fair. Give me a f***ing kick because I won this
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I get to keep this. In fact, my victory is you got to put all these on your forehead
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All right, round two. Let's go. Who the hell is this on my forehead Did I win a World Cup No Did I win a World Cup Yes Yeah yeah yeah Yes yeah I win a World Cup No Did I win a World Cup Yes Yes Yeah yeah yeah yeah Yes yeah Did I win a World Cup
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I know. I'm with you. Am I retired? Yes. Yeah, yeah, very much so
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Okay. Did I play in the 90s? Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure. Did I play in La Liga
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Yes. Yes. Am I from the Ivory Coast? No, I like where you're going, though
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Am I from Brazil? Yes. Yeah. I hate to make this a theme, but am I black
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Yes. All right. Am I black? No. Damn it. Yeah, I know
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Well, that's when you said I'm a coach. We were all like, absolutely not. Am I a striker
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Yes. Yeah. Did I play in the Premier League? Yes. Did I play in La Liga? No
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. They did, right? They did 100%. Yeah. 100%. I thought you said Premier League in my head
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Do I wear the number nine? Yes. You could say so. Yeah. I think, yeah, there's a strong association
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Did I... Only because you asked this. Did I stop a civil war
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No. Oh, okay. Okay. Damn. Then I don't know who it is
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Am I French? No. No. All right. I'm going for it. Or nine. Yeah, that is correct
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Yes. Go. Oh, too easy. You got to go. Too easy. All right
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Am I European? No. You're not. Am I Brazilian? You're not Brazilian
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No. Nope. And that's me. It's something to help you. It should be pretty definitive
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No, you're not. Where's my passport from? Did I play for Real Madrid? Yes
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Did I play at Barcelona? Yes. Did I play at Barcelona? Oh, yeah
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Yeah. Am I Dutch? Nope. Did I retire in the last five years
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No. Am I Spanish? Nope. No. Sounds kind of Spanish, though. Sorry
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Van Bommel is Spanish? Sounds Spanish? Am I a striker? Yes, you are
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Normally, I know what guy is sitting on my forehead, but this time I can't figure it out. He's a good guy
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Am I a midfielder? Sort of? Not really, though. Yes or no
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Not really. More no. Attacking. More attacking. Right. We've all seen coaches do this
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Look at what I'm doing. Okay, Pep. That's him on the side of a highway selling cars
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Am I Brazilian? Am I English? No. Good guess, though. Am I African
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Yes. Yes. Now we're getting there. Does my kid play? Not that I know of
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Am I Scottish? No. How are you going Scottish? Think about another..
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What's one of the biggest nations in Europe? Not biggest, sorry. Football world
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Think about where he lives. Am I sub-Saharan? Well, yeah, if I'm black
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I guess that makes sense. Am I French? No. Keep going. Keep going
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Keep going. Keep going. You're there. You're right there. You're so close
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You're right there. I'm not JJ Ocoacher, right? No, you are not. Nope. Not him
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Am I Italian? No. How are you getting further away? This is ridiculous
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It's pretty absurd that you haven't even guessed the name. How many African strikers have Barcelona even had
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Why am I drunk such a blank? Oh am I Samuel Eto Yes Let go I have no idea who I am No wait wait Ask one more country You asked the country that surrounds you
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Think of this. I'm not going to let you take that off. You know who this is. Look, this is your hint
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This is your hint. Just ask one more country. Boom! Think about where he lives and where I grew up
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Boom! Boom! Am I Portuguese? Yes! All right. You asked, did you play for Barcelona
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I asked, did he play for Barcelona? I also asked, did he play for Real Madrid? They said yes
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Did he play for Real Madrid? Yes, he did. So, Portuguese guy who played for Barcelona and Real Madrid
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Raul, there we go. No! What am I thinking of? Pig's head
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Figo, Figo, Figo. Is the theme that they all played for Barcelona and Real Madrid
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Nice. Dang, wait. Dang. Bonus points I keep forgetting about. I already knew the theme
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I don't remember he played for Real Madrid. He did. I was going to ask, did he cheat
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did he cheat against Arsenal in the Champions League finals? If you guys are enjoying this video
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make sure to like, make sure to subscribe, and also comment down below a rival player
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that you have hard feelings for. Let's get back into it. Round three, the points are worth double
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It's anybody's ballgame. Let's do this. Let's go. I'm going to start off by asking, am I European
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Yes. Yes. I forgot for a second. All right. Am I CR7
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No. Love that. Am I European? No. No. No. Okay. Am I French
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Yes. Oh, yeah. Why the oh, yeah? Why don't you tell me all that? Because he's French
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Oh, yeah. Am I European? Yes. Am I Brazilian? No. Am I a center mid
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No. No. Am I a striker? No. No. Ooh. Am I South American
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Nope. No. Am I a striker? Yes. Oh, yeah. Okay. All right
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Let's think here. Yeah. Did I play in the Premier League? I would say so. Yes, you did
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Oh, you would say so, would you? Did I play in the Premier League
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I would say so, yeah. Okay. Most would say so, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah
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It's your turn. Matty, are you mad at us? Whatever edible you drop before this just hits
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I'm yzing you. Bro, you put the in yzing, dog. Did I play post-2010
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Yes. Yeah. Am I retired? Yes. Am I retired? No. No, I'm not retired
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Am I Griezmann? No. Am I black? Yes. Am I Giroud? No. No
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Am I British? Yes. Am I Didier Drogba? No. No. That's who I thought I was before when I said Civil War
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French strikers past 2010. I'm going to get him out of the way
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Am I Mbappe? No. Did I retire in the last five years
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No. No. No. Am I a striker? Could be, but no. Yeah
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Am I retired? No. Have I won the Champions League? Yes. Did I play for Arsenal
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No. Did I play for Man United? No. I mean, Man United wishes
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They might sign them up now. It literally could be anyone. It could be the bones of Payless
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I think that would help Manchester United. No disrespect. Sprinkle him around
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You know what I mean? I'm a British dude who's won Champions League, but I didn't
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retire in the last five years. And I'm not a striker. Am I a midfielder
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Yes. Did I play for Manchester United? No. He wishes. Not right now
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By the way, no he doesn't. It me It him It him Come on Come on Did I play for Barcelona No Dude
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Did I play in MLS? Yes. Yeah, you did. You did. What a question
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This could be one of the funniest themes. Did I play for Manchester City
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No. Am I Turam? No. Am I Wayne Rooney? No. Damn it
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Do I play in the Premier League right now? Nope. Did I play in the Premier League
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No. Am I Steven Gerrard? No. Did I play for Chelsea? No
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Not Chelsea. Sorry. I'm trying to think of my next question. No. Not Chelsea. Okay, so I said that I play in the Premier League. No
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Did I play in La Liga? Yeah. Am I David Beckham? No
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No. Shoot. Did I play for Tottenham? No. Did I play for Real Madrid
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Yes. Yeah. Okay. Am I Robbie Keane? No, this is hilarious. Bro, what is wrong with me
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What is wrong with me? I thought you were... I honestly, I'm like, we're cooking
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Why am I blanking? Oh! I'm an idiot. I'm so dumb. You go next
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What is wrong with me? I got it now. Bessima! Yes! Jesus Christ
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I'm sorry. What took you so long? I don't know. I don't know. Basically, this was a gimme
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You asked, is he French? Is he a striker? La Liga? I'm like, that's it
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You asked, does he rhyme with eczema? And we said yes. And yet you still didn't get it
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I don't know why. All right, whatever. I beat you guys. It's all that matters. British
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Yes. MLS. Not a striker. Correct. It ain't Rooney. It ain't Gerrard
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It ain't Beckham. No, but you're there. You're right there. You're right there
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How the could I be right there? You're going to clown me for this
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This one you got to know. Is it Frank Lampard? Yes! Yes, brother
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We got season tickets, and we went to go see Lampard all the time
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I didn't ask that he played for New York City at sea. You could have
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I barely remember this man. Hold on. Ow! Oh We are season ticket holders of New York City FC. He scored and why see these first ever hat trick
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There's no reason why you can And also text me Let's not forget the most important thing he didn't always
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What did I think the theme was Hair plug thing you said
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Oh, but that's good though. They got the worst hairline you've ever seen in your life
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Yeah. Stephen A. Smith is the only one he can laugh at until he got it fixed
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Yeah, the hairlines are really rough. Not Obama yet. That's the next person
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Bad hairline at Liverpool. They have a hairline like this, like here
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Other side. From Salah, who was on the other side? Come on
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Why am I forgetting? It was for me, yo, Salah, and? What's the word after Gucci, the rapper
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Gucci Mane. Oh, Sadio Mane. Alexis has 10 points. Maddie has 9
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Whoever guesses the theme wins the whole game. 3, 2. I spelled it wrong
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Let me see. I said. Wait, this says UCL captains, and this said scored in UCL final
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Alexis is the winner. Yeah! How did you not know it was Benzema, bro
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We got to go back. That's crazy. Thank you
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