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hi I'm peachy hi I'm Jeff and I'm Patrick hello Patrick hello are
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you are you just the voice in the corner today I am just the voice in the corner today I've been uh I've been replaced uh
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by a 360 camera to show off uh peachy's cool not just like necrom under gangs oh
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everybody but they are cool though yeah so how's everyone's Christmas go good it was uh lots of Lego lots of cars and
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that was just me we hope you had a little bit of Christmas at home Happy New Year Happy
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New Year to you all I've got questions what was your Christmas meet what what was your Christmas I went to a
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little location in um spondon it was called Esteban we meet every year naked
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on the Snows of spondon just by the Hedgerow do you know what time you need only one country over and your
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Traditions up there my Christmas meat was Turkey yeah what
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was yours uh my uh dad's wife cooked uh
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and watches these as well sorry Dad Karen cooked a lovely turkey oh um my
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dad my dad cooked a very nice ham so I had lots of meat we had reindeer we had
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reindeer yeah we always make to make sure that that big white beard doesn't
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go away with as many as he turns up whether he could turn on is the carrot laced of drugs no no he
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just went out the sky as he's leaving there's the sniper skills coming in handy yeah I'll just camp out give them
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about 25 kids spot you know binoculars give her about 50 meters ah bang There we go imagine the kid just looking out
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the window hoping to see like Rudolph's red nose he just says the head turned to Red Mist instead I'm just done I'm just just Plumbing
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into the grounds whether you with a rainbow behind it I'm just looking at myself now on the camera there and I
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don't like a hobbit in comparison to you I think this seat is
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you say you look like a hobbit when somebody actually in the comments once said I actually looked like a a Tolkien
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dwarf well the hobbits are slightly smaller than the door so that fits perfect hey Gimli
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hey up um I'm bold I'm Baldwin Baldwin took
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um it's gone off to a bad start it has yes so oh no I did have another email
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off um another German person oh did you oh is this about our uh have they got it
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have they got a double letter no he's uh he's called Patrick nice
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um and he said hi there my name is Patrick I'm following your last episode Cur City I had to reach out and tell you
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how much I enjoyed your work so far you mentioned a German fellow by the name of Philip and his struggles to grasp your
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accents and it's precisely for that reason that I look forward to each and every new episode you post
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great so yeah yeah and he said uh how he went to Warwick University
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um we're all good University board yeah on on an exchange program from uh
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collage Columbia [Laughter]
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um and yeah he's uh put down um he said that he misses
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random cashier ladies calling him love uh and he's even spelled that Luv
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so all right snooker at University British music and culture
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um Indian food crumpets nuff said this man is [ __ ] he's just British he's
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got that he's got the lingo down yeah yeah British television what's the name of that very low budget show where
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people have to solve maths equations in front of a giant clock
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which I believe in Germany is just called letters and numbers is it yeah
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um streets the point as always yeah so thank you very much from one Patrick to another we appreciate you that's a
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lovely message it is but I think it'll be at this only wrong and prop at this point as well to thank all of our
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patrons so far that have joined the channel recently and those have stuck with us through hard times and fun times
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yeah of course it's a Bangkok try and post them tomorrow yeah so yeah so they're all sorted everyone that we've contacted is now aware that they've won
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a raffle speaking of which we're gonna do another we've just we
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have some we have some generous foreign we have some amazing prizes we do well we're going to start off small we'll work out we'll build our way up yeah so
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we're going to be giving away the commemorative series uh Inquisitor Erasmus cartoon I think this was this
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did advice did this place number three in miniature of the Year oh it did I think oh it's
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very nice I've got I've got to realize I've two well I think I missed Ministers of the year
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what wouldn't it um uh Eldar dude Avatar Kane it is quite chunky and then I think um
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as right the annihilator was second and then The Inquisitor was there I was right there now later was second I believed it I believe so I mean it's a
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really good didn't a really cool Channel give one of them away only a few weeks ago I believe so well they're not giving
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it away yet but it works yeah I mean it's on the way it just um it's just wait just to your left yeah yeah waiting
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next up we have an airbrush coat of paint airbrush Evolution harder and
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right be one of our patrons and it automatically enters yeah or joined and we're gonna give that away as well
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got it right QVC will be on the phone that's a greater so yeah uh a few gifts to give
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patreon yeah well join us uh draw this on January 31st yeah yeah nice oh so
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plenty of time I think I might join the pages I'm not sure what I don't I don't want
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uh Erasmus because I've got two but I won't mind an airbrush Ah that's by all my age
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so I have two so they do so I'll just go and just so you could dual wield right you couldn't fight it yes I can prime
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twice as fast exactly in the warmth in the warmth yeah I'm not outside in the cold exactly experience many times oh
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yeah so I'm gonna do a bit of hobby as well as talk stuff we are indeed uh we are talking about doing uh necromunda as
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a campaign uh I'm calling it season one that opens up for more seasons down the line potentially to Pat's dismay no more
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no more no I think I think if we do seasons uh we can turn it into like a
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Cheesy Warhammer soap opera oh yeah uh with like one of my cameras uh one of my
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cameras one of my characters and like and I don't know one of yours and you're like you're not my mouth man oh yes I am
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at the end I was good to credits yeah uh we're on that subject actually
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um you've built stuff you've your building I've built stuff and paint and stuff yeah so you opted for Della I did
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and you've got net you've got an idea of names and thieves yes I'm gonna go with
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because they're information Brokers I was gonna go with everyone having a different variant name for a ghost oh
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yeah yeah then you said the name of your oh no but mine my mind you could yes but
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I thought no I won't uh I won't stop on the uh the mighty man's toes so I am I'm
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gonna go with or because they're information Brokers and they're sneaky all of my dalak will have a name of a
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famous spy be the nice real or fictitious yeah that's what I mean yeah yeah is one gonna be called Austin
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oh yeah the one that just constantly never hits anything yeah yeah I like it good good that is good and you uh as the
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360 May well be showing is you have a Spiker as well yeah I have a Spiker which I
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I was quite pleased about because um I fell in love with the model even when I had no interest whatsoever do
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necra Monday and I was mainly thinking about him being um a psycho for by Gene steel occult uh
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yeah yeah and then when we've done the talakana thoughts I never really kept up on whether it was being released and I
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looked on Games Workshop played which is a thing how annoying is it that if you're new to necromondor you have to
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try and figure out the fact that necromondo lives in two different websites yeah yeah so you get resin and
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plastic on four to one well you haven't hit the plastic yeah yeah the one of the boxes are on games workshops I've never
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seen anything of that and then I thought I'm looking forward to us lo and behold there he was I gave Ford's world's a
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little call and I said I hope you still got what they would yeah we've got one left I was like dude selling
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so nice I broke the speed limit driving up there one evening he did have to he did it
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[Laughter] a driver van I don't break a speed limit very often
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um drove up there and lo and behold yeah guys I put my name on it and kept the bag nice I can't wait to see him painted
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I know you've got a theme for color yet uh I don't know I can't make my mind up
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between going with the sort of battered leather brown jacket style is sort of synonymous with them from photographs or
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I'm given real Thor 2 which is two colors I really love together I'm really even thought to black leather jackets
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yeah and offset red nice yeah yeah everything looks great together make it look like flashes yeah yeah yeah yeah
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yeah I mean it's like they're just naked under all those big cloaks and just go and Flash themselves at uh poor green
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hivers around the under well you know not completely naked you know if they do it the way that we've all been trained as cut down trousers
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to the knee uh you say we've been trained so it's like you're wearing thigh-high boots Yeah well yeah you
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bought their trousers yeah it trousers with a bit of cords and then you shoes because you don't want to look like if you're in trench coat and then you've
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got bare legs yeah everybody knows yeah too much thought into this
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someone someone or that thankfully that's all it is it's just thought yeah
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because I'm worried about what you're wearing right now so Pat you've got ideas I love the concept of yours
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I think it was a wife too oh dear so I'm doing corpse Grinders
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um good website it's a fantastic website and I need to
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forget about that joke is it a joke it's true well yeah I love him so yes I'm doing cops
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Grinders and um I'm gonna name mine uh after
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mispronounced Downton Abbey characters I love it um I've done people know where that came from I think it's serious because I'm an
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idiot uh that's that's why so we're gonna be having like Mr Crawley Mrs
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Crawley yeah yeah so um these these guys that I'm
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showing on the 360 now um like the big muscly guys will be um you know the the Posh people yeah uh
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the crawlies yeah yeah um I don't know how I'm gonna pronounce it yet yeah you know I'm I'm split
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between the Abbey boys or the crawlies is good
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um and then all the uh all the little initiates um who are still like really muscular oh yeah I desire to have a body
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like that yeah but in comparison they're just minuscule um they're gonna be the help yeah so yeah yeah Mr Bates yeah
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yeah and all that sort of Mrs Hughes yes yes Carlson Pat Moore yeah yeah I'm out
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of your depth here because I've never watched down it's good I really enjoy it Daisy Daisy oh you gotta have a daisy in there yeah yeah this is
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and then um as they die uh as they probably will because I'm controlling them yeah
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um I will just migrate onto different characters yeah yeah good yeah because I mean as we all know through the series
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obviously you won't but I don't know people gay people cool yeah and people die what's gonna happen if you know uh
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Mr Mr Crawley is usurped by um you know he's he's Champion or
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something like that someone tries to take over the family home yeah oh it's gonna be so much drama see I when you start talking about that I thought
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crawly would be really you know the whole concept yeah doing Downton Abbey but for I was thinking Gene cynical as
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well because you can call them the clawlies and there's like a whole bunch of these and then then if you've seen the the TV show like what family member
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who's like somewhere on the offshoots of the peripherals of society inherits uh the wealth oh right um and I was
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thinking that in in the gene City Court world that's like some Inquisitor but it's just like I'm just coming down
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tonight inherit my wealth so what's going on here so I I re-watched um Galaxy Quest recently oh man and it
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was just like the historical documents so so you know I think I think these
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guys have intercepted some ancient transmission yeah um and have modeled their society yeah on um wowing up
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humans on on the class system uh pre-war yeah nice the that was um I don't know
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you're aware you'll be aware of two colors yeah yeah George Strait yeah well the um there was a character in it
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called Nemesis you was an alien who led like a resistance force against basically
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it's all unavoidable was the humans that are 40K and their hatred for all aliens yeah yeah and even the planets called
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Terror and all that and their leader was torchmada and all the rest of it they he led like the resistance against them but
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he Nemesis visits a planet where um the aliens and they can shapeshift yeah
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they've all settled on Victorian the the Victorian well oh no it's not really really clever oh fun yeah yeah I
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mean sort of thing like that you say Terror I mean terror is lying for earth right yeah yeah I don't think you can copyright and soul because it's the soul
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system yeah that is our system yeah you know it's just just what it is so I I started so I put um the last show we did
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I said yeah you know pick in the comments which fan saw Russia and for a
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time it was like 50 50. I think van saw pipped it but what I decided to do was paint both and then I'm gonna send some
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photos and then do a proper poll yeah um and see because after they've been painted people might change their mind
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so I've got two two gangs now um well I'm gonna be painting I'm painting the ashes here we've got some
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showing up there so this is your second so this is my second Avenue I love ashes they're great I mean who doesn't like
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rock chick Amazon warrior women with alaskans I mean you can I could probably make an army of these well apparently
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the internet doesn't because they want you to play vanzales yeah well apparently I mean I'm gonna I mean I've got those sport
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as I'm the arbitrator of the campaign I might jump between the two gangs oh okay so it's really more about yours too and
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then I you know that could be an element so it says one rule for you and then for the rest of us that's always a bit
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classes God I've painted two gangs and you've only painted ones don't NAB you already you painted your van SARS before
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I even got my corpse grinding I know I see the photograph all I need
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is like the idea of a campaign or just one game and that's it yeah I'm away so
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yeah I got my van saw gang done and I wanted um to have some tubes and I've got the
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set that's got the architect and the Neo text launch it on the hoverboards I'm not a massive fan of the hoverboards but might do one yeah but you get four in
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the set and I was thinking they have pistols and they kind of look a little bit more
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Slimline in comparison to the other fan saws so I decidingly use those as tubes because they look right yeah yeah
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they're a little bit of modeling not modeling just like the way I've glued them onto the bases but so because normally when you do your juice for like
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your gangs it's hard to tell but like my ashes are doing with pistols like the ones that Pat was just sharing with
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normal gangers because they've got like rifles or shotguns but my dues I tend to do with like knives and pistols oh yeah
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and I was trying to do the same with the van SARS but the those neotec guys looked like to fit the bill
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um but what I've decided is my gang for the bandsaws are going to be called the workshop ghosts which is an appropriate
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name
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they're very spiritual in their Tech and they are in a workshop yeah and
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sometimes they're not there because they're busy out there so yeah you know it's a bit dead inside the workshop that's that's that's what we're going
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with yeah but they're all named after it references so my lead is called archive they're my plasma Gunner is called
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firewall then I've got a pla one wielding two plasma pistols called overclock then I've got like cash buyers
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um Ram in there so just like weird city names uh down download I think is one of them as well but yeah yeah I've gone
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gone with that Vibe I'm not because I've not read upon them yet what's the um what is the background of the um the van
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SARS because obviously they are very techy oh yeah so van SARS are um I mean
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there's a lot of history now with those new books but in short they dealing a
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lot of high-tech and high-tech Weaponry so they're very good at doing plasma weapons and melt weapons right which
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they ship off to the Imperium um they haven't quite beat the contracts for the last Weaponry like the ashes
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have the ashes do great and this is the great thing about necromonda you buying last weapons for your gang or your gang
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are more expensive than ashes yeah but then other things are cheaper for you than they offer for my game good line
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and drugs as well oh yeah the ashes do stims and stuff so they've got every gang's got like two things like they're
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dealing one thing but then they have like a benefit elsewhere so they dealing like last Weaponry so your last weapons
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are cheaper the ashes are but then they have like stims you can in with a new book you can actually create your own
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chemicals and drugs so you like pick from like lists of like I want to do this and you just want to do this one
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and call it I don't know oh cool blood Vine or something like that because you know you can make it whatever you want and
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give them names but yeah so Van Sales are very Tech based they're not quite got the contracts uh that the um the
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issues have but they've got Google as weaponry and but the problem is they have a hidden STC that no one else knows
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about oh but they're unprotected so their body is ridden with radiation
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um so they wear special suits to try and hold back they're a bit like Iron Man with his chest thing so these suits try
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to hold back the radiation but after a while there's only so um all the although they're always odds
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with each gang Escher still needs Delux for information they still need yeah like um van sarfa plasma and melt
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Weaponry but vansar need ashes for all their drugs to hold back the fame that
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they've got the rad failure okay so every Gang has like because like uh goliaths which are like the idiots that
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just like hit everything smash everything yeah they rely on Escher for the stims yeah but they fight at you all
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the time but I should rely on them because they work in the forges oh so they can get like oh that's how you say Alloys and stuff so for someone who is
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um probably slightly chaos obsessed and picked the corpse Grinders because they just look cool yeah less weapons to
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think about as well Pat which is even better fun brilliant what what do my guys do you should say
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your guys um so corpse Grinders there is a um the corpse Grinders themselves are people
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that deal with human recycling oh I think you mentioned this yeah so they work on the protein farms and the court
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and they make Corp starch which is what yeah obviously yeah and everybody's made up so everyone's recycled and they die
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they're recycled into the protein farms and then the corpse Grinders put them up and do stuff so what you're saying is I really care about the environment yes
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yeah yeah you care about the environment unfortunately because you deal with so much meat and death chaos it's an easy foothold for chaos so
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a lot of the corpse Cults tend to be fired tainted by the ruinous Powers which I'm going to be writing and why
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yours are there why yours there and white mine are there perfect um so yeah I've got me me Workshop ghosts which are the fans are and then
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I've done ashes now which are going to be called The Crimson Queens yeah uh their naming convention is everybody's
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got red in their name so the Crimson Cree Queens Queens the Crimson Queens
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are led by the Crimson Queen I know clever right off yeah just called
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Carmine though sir yeah that's it then I've got Ruby and then I've got like red Sonia good name oh yeah uh I might even
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stick during red in there who's a uh oh 2018 yeah yeah yeah yeah it's um Bounty
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Hunter yep Bounty Hunter oh I could just have a bounty hunter called Durham red that's even better I might just do that yeah even though she's green which is
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weird always just get me what's she called doing red when she's like green because uh what why was in the comic was
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she called Durham red I think so because she was a vampire oh right is I only read like one or two like 2008 and she
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did upgrade them she loved red hair no of course yeah I suppose that makes sense I mean red scorpions are gray and
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yellow but I have a red symbol so yeah so is it all right hands up but yeah so I've got two two ganks on on the go and
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then uh yeah I'll see which I like the look of but I think I think van SARS for
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me because I've not used before and I've really enjoyed painting them because I use you laser face on their green armor
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as well they give you a bit of a yeah bug carapace effect so I'm as much as I'm sold by doing these lasses I'm
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looking forward to playing with the uh yeah with the dude I didn't bring any with me I should have brought some with me I didn't think too all together the
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van SARS uh they were actually quite nice to put together um I quite enjoyed them
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um I know you were talking about your Delux there's many moments I'm trying to
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glue in a neck just a neck yeah on a neck and a head
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that was just a neck again no disrespect to any sculptors I always found it very weird that all the um the neck of Monday
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I don't know if it's just different sculptors and different processes involved but every kit apart from the
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first two um and then later on they become a little bit more sort of like Universal but it's definitely like weird neck
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joints or arm joints and stuff bizarre I didn't quite I think don't get me wrong when they're put together
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these oh yes these decks have got some really cool angles so the the a lot of
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the um the lack of slightly looking off to the sides and that looks really cool with the high Carl on their jackets yeah
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put a neck on It come on I mean it could be the the Goliath and I think there was an internal uh sort of I don't know
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quests or competition to see who could make the smallest bit and the goliaths Have a
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Cigar not not a full cigar a little stubby cigar that you put into a guy's mouth but his mouth is like performed in
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such a way that without it it looks like oh right you have to put it in yeah you have to put it in it's tiny I mean you
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clip off it disappears once that's gone it's gone so you might just get a bit of plastic on stick it in it but yeah and
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when it comes to doing that bit you're just thrown up and go have you got any cardiac surgeons free before they go
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with it clear this in before we put it yeah yeah absolutely uh you know they but the uh
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I'm really pleased with the Delight they're lovely they're really lovely and you know for when you think oh well it's
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just bald guys and leather jackets you think there's not going to be a lot of detail
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that's peachy driving too and what's just bold guys in leather
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jackets I bet long leather jacket sure you didn't say that though did you know long
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leather jackets and uh jeans jeans up and just over the knee
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so maybe they were exactly the gang for me after all maybe yeah maybe yeah uh
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Pat I forgot to ask what color scheme you're thinking again for for your Downton boys um well I you know this the stipulation
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uh that we have is we want to try and use some turbo dog paint yeah um so I mean I I um yeah got an airbrush
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recently and uh someone in the Discord said oh Turbo Dogs great make sure you
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uh run it through an airbrush so I blasted some over the base nice um so you might be able to see uh I did
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see it people on camera um from a certain angle like that that kind of looks quite quite purple and
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quite nice um but then you you pop it down and it just sort of like disappears
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um so it all depends on that's green from this Angle now yeah I mean um so I
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might leave it I might put some fluorescent paint on you know they go to the Disco um so those van saws that I did I use
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the turbo I know it says best results on black on the bottle yeah and I applied it to because I sprayed them silver yeah
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um and then I used striking scorpion all over yeah um but what if no sorry I sprayed in
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black and the dry brush them silver now I used um striking scorpion over the top of it and they're quite nice but it was
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quite dull and then after I'd done all the highlighting and the washing and stuff like that yeah I got the turbo dog and I just painted it over the green and
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it catches the light quite nicely that it gives like that kind of glittered two tone effect oh cool sometimes if in the
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because I put some photos up yeah last night on Instagram of like the the gang um and in some shots you can see it so
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it was like green to almost like a yellowy glitter effect but it's one of those things that if you did it on the
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360 you'd notice it more yes definitely works in a still yeah but yeah I quite like it I think it's a nice little color
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to the point that we went to element games the other day didn't we uh
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um I brought some luminescent paint as well if you think by the way from element games yeah oh man uh I mean I've
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seen enough Games Workshop toys in my life to not be that overwhelmed by like lots but then there was other stuff
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there yeah but it was the pain yeah it was the oh my I've never seen so much paint in my life yes but yeah I love how
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the citizell paint section is minuscule it's in comparison it's like an afterthought yeah oh I suppose we better
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put some GW yeah he's like well here's here's two racks of uh green stuff world
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yeah his all of the AK stuff because I know I mean I think use some AK Nan I've used
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um some Army painter and I've used a bit of Vallejo but just like these other companies yeah yeah so probably yeah yeah I bought
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uh black Pro because I love the white I'm going to try the black yeah as well all the turbo dock stuff
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um green stuff well yeah all of the Wii is AK interactive
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um all the textures and yeah oh yeah yeah yeah it's fantastic and now I mean
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and my reason for going was to uh get an airbrush introduction yeah um which was really nice of them and the
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stuff they were really nice is free so if anyone is close to an element games you should message them and uh I thought
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you paid for it that's to have a go no yeah I I uh I remember asking them about it a while ago
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um and they were like oh yeah we just do them all the time I don't know it sounds like a purposeful segue it's not but if
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you want to try out a whole range of different unusual paint affiliate link below yeah yeah and click
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it click it so we need to do just click it click it um element games will quite happily send you some and well you've
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got to pay for it first yeah but it helps to support the channel I'm not very very tiny but I can just Assemble
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Yeah it was it was nice getting in there and just seeing like other stuff I mean I've been I wish there's not loads I've
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just I've just obviously just wandered by and never noticed it um because I don't normally go that that
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side it tends to be up towards like the pendulum salvation or mainly all Pub related I'm afraid
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um yeah yeah it was nice yeah good it's good little shop to be fair I'd like to go and see their big one
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oh in uh Manchester yeah Stockport I think yeah yeah just outside Manchester yeah but uh because they uh
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they they could just be lazy couldn't he but they're really not what they stock really cool stuff that's really useful
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you know they could have just did a bit Yeah so the thing that through like my
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brain just came because this is why I was overwhelmed by the paint right so I worked in retail and yeah workshop and
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doing the paint order was hard work sometimes because you have because you'd have so much stock you have to go through the stock to see what you had
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yeah and then you'd had like so many spaces for each painter but like normally six or eight drops of like
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chaos black or a bat in black or whatever yeah and that was just Citadel this that Shop's got yeah so many
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different companies were for pay at least half a dozen so I'm not even thinking about like full ranges yeah but my brain went straight to stock take and
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to stocking up and I was like that must be a nightmare just ordering stuff and like stocking up and then doing the
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stock day I mean obviously we'll come on a bit now for Tech but you know but yeah that's where my heart went destroying I
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like the way they link things together like to do all our paint for the um who is it makes it the paint for all of the
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stuff that matches because the matches the Star Wars Legion oh I can't remember now but yeah oh archive X yeah they do
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all of that because they sell Star Wars Legion yeah it's really well thought that was how they what they go with that's great show um yeah it's very cool
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very very cool hands runs GW and about 20 off that's right that's it yeah everything's discounted
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yeah yeah 15 20 cents yeah I did I was eyeing up the uh Escher Cutters so if you don't know the what the extra
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Cutters are they're like the pod racing jet bikes that they they have so the ash race for the Ash Way off really cool I
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think that's gonna be like a purchase down the line so season one maybe not season two where whenever we get around
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to doing that I think we'll be moving into ashway so at least like large hours in India I'd like to see how it goes or
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do you want me to do a brief rundown of what I've planned yeah let's do it yeah all right this is new this is all new to
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me something nice nice so um normally when you do a campaign you
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have like three weeks of occupation a week of downtime and then three weeks of
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takeover and a lot of that is just fighting basically claiming territory keeping territory chilling out for a
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week getting some more hobby done and then stealing anyone else's territory and then enduring that you're earning credits and you're recruiting and
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getting extra gear and stuff because we want to do it as like a small quick fire back set about reports I'm
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going to link four games together so there's only four territories for grabs um and we're going to take them so you
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two we're going to start off and I'm not sure whether to do a shootout a shootout's really good fun because you have to literally face off against each
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other and constantly take checks to see who's gonna pull the gun out first oh interesting so I mean two miles whether
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to do that as the first game only half of less than half of my oh you'll be there with your knives ready to like
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charge so your cool check isn't just shooting it's like okay cool but the idea is it um so I
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asked the our patrons our lovely patrons for some ideas for names and one of my favorites there's a few but the first mission or the first scenario is gonna
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be called secret meets for secret meets you and you so you're you're trying to
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find some information about a particular type of uh flesh or meat cut yeah
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um because being spies you know there's something that's going to help with yeah yeah it I've not quite fleshed out yet
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flashlight there's definitely a reason for because you could draw about information Spire stuff
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like that there's something about this particular meat you're trying to track down on what what's going off of it yeah yeah being the corpse ground is you
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dealing me all the time yeah so you've got two Representatives that are meeting with an informant about a location where
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this meat is coming from um and that is where the first game will start is things go A bit sour within
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turn one so obviously you face off against each other at this secret meet about secret meets
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um and then after that once that game's resolved we'll see you occupies that area and then the next game will be me
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against one of you than me against the next one so yeah we're doing a couple of games getting further and further to this location the very last game will be
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the location and each of us have an agenda as to why we're there
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I'm not other than me you won't know what Jeffs is and Jeff won't know what yours is oh during the game uh might be
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reasons for you to do certain things there'll be reasons for you to do certain things and I'll just be there to shoot both of you and of course Mayhem
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and then me and Jeff will team up and uh well you could do I mean you could do that you could put aside your petty differences and uh
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but you know we like this world's smallest Campaign which is like full game yeah
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um so but it's it it's got a narrative it's a short narrative yeah yeah aren't we yeah I'm you're very excited and I
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think from like a a Content point of view like say I I um well having worked
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on Battle report GW um I don't think I ever I remember signing up to Warhammer plus
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um so I could look at what like what I'd edited and be like I made that yeah um and I remember very vividly slight
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tangent classic um we always do that I remember very vividly I'd edited this thing and spent
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ages on it and I was like cool I'm gonna click on it on what I'm a plus this is so cool and the Warhammer logo came up
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and I was I was so sick of hearing that and she turned it off
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is that the ident thing yeah yeah yeah wow yeah
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um yeah yeah um so like I think I think um
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I don't know if I've ever made it through a full
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like say tabletop tactics like two hour battle report for example no if I make
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it through any of the battle reports I make it through um through Winter's SEO yeah I like
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Winter's ones I watch them because they're generally no offense if you're watching Winters
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they're not the the most amazing films but the banter and the enjoyment that he
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has with his guests on there yeah and and the trash talking and and the fact that Winter's to be fair soon really
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does make an immersive story as I think that he really goes for it
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um they're the only ones I watch and and yeah he does a really really good job yeah yeah and and I think like I say
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it's the guests and it's just the way he tells the story then you only want that yeah I think I think I predominantly
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watch tabletop tactics um because the the uh the team there I think it like seem like they're all good
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mates yeah and all that sort of stuff but I don't necessarily okay like care for as much of the gaming
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um yeah it's the horses for courses isn't it because you're going for the narrative I'll go for the narrative but if you want to know about the new meta
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yeah oh yeah yeah absolutely and and interesting like I I really enjoy
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watching people regardless of what it is watching people that are successful
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um and then seeing why they are successful and then tabletop tactics I can absolutely see
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why um they've done as well as they have yeah yeah uh which is really cool but I
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think like um shorter games Yeah Yeah from from us bit of narrative thrown in
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there I think it'll be so cool so I think the game itself will probably take about 30 minutes to 40 minutes to play yeah and now that's edited yeah it might
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even be shorter um but I definitely think it's gonna be fast-paced fun yeah and hopefully the
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story will be engaging enough that you want to watch the next episode oh yeah yeah yeah yeah next time on whatever the
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dancing boys I have to make our own thing tuna I'll
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uh just determine it oh we're just gonna hormones I'll get get one of my guitars out yeah let's do a metal combo yeah
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well we need like sort of Espionage Bond Downton Abbey mixed with tech though for
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the van SARS oh yeah I'm just I'm just I take it all back
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I'm not doing anything the guitar stays yeah yeah no but that's the plan that's the idea so uh we'll get some games in
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and then uh I guess during that campaign there's three games You'll Play you will
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probably get some credits and get the opportunity to recruit some people get some extra bodies yeah because some are
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gonna die it's gonna happen and I definitely started them already on
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the death of my uh I've definitely given you a free guy you've got a human yeah oh wow a little um yeah oh my gosh oh I
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painted mine up um on and put it on Instagram and I put it on um patreon and a few people gone that
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looks like Hopper from season four of uh stranger things I was like it's meant to be me but you're right it looks like
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Hopper so I might just call him Hopper it's my guy and wonder whether right I
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did see him around earlier I think he might have packed him away um have a look I'll just make loads of
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noise in the middle but yeah my my method at the moment Pat
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for painting yeah which I was saying before the show and I've done this for most of my uh NECA Munda stuff I was
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like oh he has guards on the Jaffa Cakes Garden the Jeffers yeah so I tend to
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other them are van SARS which are sprayed black and rubbish Metals I spray most my neck under stuff gray the app
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driver some um rack our flesh which kind of does the flesh tone and then I just use like blacks or whatever for like like
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Leathers that pick out like spot color and I've just literally found the same method here so when I get around to doing like the Crimson Queens it is
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flesh terror's red thinned down for all the leather and then I just pick out brighter leather yeah armor plates and stuff so this is my tracker on screen at
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the minute no I am what's he what's he made of so he is made from there's a
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there was a set that came out which had 12 models in called the outcasts but they know there's this that was like a
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limited run then I'll do a box of four yeah um which is called Hypes gum so it's from The Hive scum sets but I have given
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him um a a blooded head and blooded so
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that's the kill to you yeah yeah um chaos traitor guard guys that says yeah uh an arm both the arms and the
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head are from the blooded uh because it had like a chaosy vibe to it yeah because your guys obviously changed
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about all about that game yeah yeah so I mean in the set they're really good so you get four models
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um and you get a load of arms but all the arms and heads are interchangeable so you can mix and match and if you get multiples and I was gonna say this
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actually like um it'll be it's a really good way of doing like a ragtag guard Army yeah yeah and I think they're really good if you
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wanted to do tanith they're a really good base for like doing like vervin hivers and like TANF guys because it's
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just like low-key sort of leathery fatigue and they're leather other fatigues yeah
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then and I I kept when I was putting the Bluetooth together I kept looking at them and thinking they actually would
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make good stands at guards yeah yeah they're quite slander aren't they yeah you know so
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yours is the same yours is um also a uh so cool now I'm trying to
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remember if that is one of the guns that come the only thing I think I put on there is the shoulder pad
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is a guard shoulder pad that was spare because you get like the officer ones yeah and I think the hooded headers or I
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think all of that other than the shoulder pad and the actual backpack and maybe the holster everything else is
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from the outcasts because that's the Standard Auto gun that comes in Hellcat set that looks really cool man I'm really
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impressed yeah I thought I'd give him a hood because you can give hoods to these guys oh yeah um and it just felt delacky
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yeah absolutely right yeah so they've all got a Vibe and my guy painted him so he's got like his weapon has been gifted
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by the van SARS so if I use him with the van SARS it ties him with that oh but his loincloth has got like tiger stripe
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patterns so it ties in with the ashes yeah so whichever girl gang I go with oh
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he's got a tie to both yeah oh that's cool yeah it was very cool it's like that though so yeah he's wearing a bit
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of tiger print on his on his loin cloth who doesn't want a tiger print line cloth and wow I wear nothing else to bed
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your missus is a lucky lady that's one word for it
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nice so all that there's a reason she sleeps on the couch a lot yeah so that's uh just me putting a
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flesh Terrace red over the dry brushed uh gray uh with rack off so yeah I've
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just been a playing around with Reds and now I just quite like doing red leather because all
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the other ashes are black leather with yellow armor Powers very classic looking ashes from the box set and I wanted my
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Crimson Queens to be red I keep saying cream so I might just change it to creams the Crimson the quins and creams
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what's what goes in the back of the hole on the back of her head is that like a big plait or something
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she's just done it as a little circular bun but there is a big long piece of hair which I can't find
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[Music] yeah possibly I mean I might find
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because I've got like loads of the doors of cane whips oh and they look they're plaited hair from the doors of cane
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because the sisters are Slaughter shave their head oh yeah yeah and then they use that hair to then make a whip out of
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it uh so it is plaited hair so I could do that and put a blade on it which I
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can add at a later date but yeah I'm going for like pastely hair uh I've done one green here she's candy and then over
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there I think is okay what name was now fuchsia or something like that
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um but yeah they're all having like red themed names fuchsia Ruby yeah very cool
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nice yeah I like it yeah I mean I'm running low yeah there's only so many
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red names that's what I've got it's just like thesaurus so I've done an extra Champion so I've
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got two champions in my ashes and one had a chem thread but it was so expensive because she's like 130 points
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and then the chem throw is like 100 points so she's like 230 odd points for the and I wanted a pistol so I gave her
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a last pistol because if your weapon runs out of ammo yeah you're screwed so I'll give her a little last pistol so she was like 235 points for a champion
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which took up a massive chunk of my ear so it's almost a quarter of my my gank yeah and then I thought I normally go
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for lots of missile weapons so like lazgans stubbers chem throws a quite short range and I thought you know what
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I'm gonna be a bit a bit different because he's got he's got corpse Grinders I'm going close combat so I've got two I've decided goals two two
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bladed Champions so they both got like trying to play me at my own yeah so one's got berserk which is called Red
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Sonja good name I don't know where I got that from no no um what she's called now but um but yeah
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the um they um got some very cool looking knives the dollar oh yeah yes
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very very thin stilettos as if in the middle yeah yeah and you're not looking you know what's really good and this is
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something because as as we over the years of doing this you'll probably want to do this as well like you might win a
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game against um Jeff yeah you might catch one of his guys you have the option to he can try and rescue him or you can sell him off
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to a Gilda but ah you could keep the gear because I'd allow you to do that
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and then you can model his style pistols on one of your guys but I mean that
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sound finds one of them smart enough to be able to fire a pistol that sounds incredible but then does that mean I
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have to buy a box of delight no no because I've got you get so many spare spares like oh brilliant so you just
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said have you got spare like stop pistol or even like on this one already this is the one that um
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this one is the one that I'm making the first one because it you get you build
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10 but it's two screws the same yeah yeah for one sprue does one yes varying for five and the other one's just gonna
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vary for five well there is already the two hands with the oh yeah yeah I gave
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them that little box of extra weapons as well yeah extra heads and buzzers so I could have one of my insanely muscular
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chaps be like the butler out a scary movie too well he's just got a massive muscular arm and they're just a tiny
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hand and then every time I murder someone just gonna use my stronger
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and it's called about I get it and still watch this comes to me as well I don't know whether you've seen it at all but
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um Apple TV are doing a show at the moment season two's just finished um slow horses of your head no no it's really
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cool it's um Gary Oldman and it's about a team of MI5 rejects who are so
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in trouble they're not allowed to work in the main building they have to work for a place called sloughhouse but they
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keep end up figuring out quite cool big you know intelligence problems oh nice
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and um and I've just realized they've all got really quite cool memes for uh you should do those yeah Gary oldman's
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characters called Jackson lamb I thought one of these is going to be called Jackson now a lot of slow horses
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run already if you if you can get yourself Apple TV for free for six months if you haven't seen it already
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it's worth uh oh what was the show they did where like um people's like Memories get wiped when
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they go to work several Severance yeah that was that was really good yeah
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really cool which I uh definitely watched on Apple TV yeah yeah absolutely I would imagine you would watch it
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anywhere else no I wouldn't even know how [Laughter] yeah but um yeah they have some good
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stuff on there actually to be fair yeah so that's I've just realized that's more names for me gang yes see now that
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you're saying that I'm like oh I should have named mine off to like Firefly characters I think that's because I
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think that's probably one of my favorite TV shows ever well I was thinking at first you could name after meat cuts like you got sirloin who's in charge
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sirloin rump get over it I've only got T-Bone hey T-Bone oh he's got a leather jacket with like a
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Firebird stitched on the back I don't know why he's from Greece here
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where I'm thinking my idea is gonna be funny uh to name them all after Posh people and they're like chaos worshipers
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and then I could just be like yes sir lion what is it
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where is filet mignon oh I don't want to be sweet meats though
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would you oh that's like the baby of the group Here Comes sweet meat stop calling
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me then yeah why when something goes wrong is it always you chorizo
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oh I think I think I might have to change that's fine I mean lean right into the butcher thing ah
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I mean initially my uh I think my van SARS were like German guns
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[Laughter]
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yeah that's a great name overclock is a great name for like someone with like a Plasma Pistol yeah and I was like oh
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yeah because they were constantly over charging or overclocking it but the van saws yeah but yeah so it's normal for
46:48
your gang to evolve and change okay um and it could be that you you kill off all your dancing guys and they all
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become sweet meats yeah of some kind uh you we've quandreed him already yeah
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and I thought 2023 was meant to be a good year um it's gonna be complicated for you bud
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yeah yeah very complicated first of all problems on the painting
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phase yeah yeah you could get much more first we'll probably yeah what do I call my
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plastic toy soldiers that I've made that have no sort of benefits yeah what does
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the side do no one cares but I do I tell you what though I've been really pleased how um what's the viewers are
47:29
really behind the idea of having um a necrom under I think yeah I mean we've talked we talked about it for a
47:35
while now so we are gonna have to crack on and get it done don't we yeah oh yeah absolutely I mean we've still got another guard video to to work our way
47:42
through so I mean that might be in between it yeah because there's 10 regiments to get through but we've got to work we went through that because
47:47
comment on somebody who's very much not forgotten that you're meant to be doing them
47:52
I pulled the leg working um we have one more commitment uh to oh
47:58
of course we do yeah do a video to make uh this month as well yeah yeah um so what I'm thinking to keep in that
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under our well I was expecting filming probably back end of Jan anyway because you've got to get painting yeah I mean I
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I'm my job was to paint Toy Soldiers so I know all the shortcuts right yeah and there's a few videos out there on the
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painting phase guys if you know that might help you speed yeah could you do a um tutorial for painting Colts Grinders
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I could personally sit next to you and give you one-to-one tuition I think I think what I'm gonna do without you
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having to join patreon yeah yeah I think I think what I'm gonna do is um what I
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did uh when we did our sort of digital 1v1 on moon breaker is uh get the base
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coats in and then just be like streaking cry oh yeah um well you can't go wrong with blood as
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well I mean they were aware of me back
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oh he's got such a Motley laugh as well I just thought I was thinking Motley that's only come on with old age it
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never used to sound like it's just yeah is it um is it
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is like what is it Chinese New Year it's like it's the it changes for Animals yeah it's like Jeff's name yeah what
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what menace to society is it gonna be well 2023 I think I'm gonna start streaking
49:18
the thing is so it's really flashing because streaking involves being naked while running oh and I haven't got a run
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in me I haven't run for a while maybe be a very quick walk they'll be like a hose
49:30
pipe under out of control when it really as well it's all over the place sorry sorry I don't know where that came from
49:37
what's going on what is that and and to think we even had a topic of like behind
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the scenes at Games Workshop that we could talk about maybe we should sign up for the next chat
49:48
I mean literally shut out the skag I mean like that reindeer yeah yeah we've
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been recording for 50 minutes yeah I've said nothing of any use
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would be the first time yeah terrible terrible get out of the class savory
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is that what you said because I always want to say Savoy Savory Savory yeah is it like bouquet and bucket yeah it
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literally is no I I do when people go oh Savory and I have to go Savory I have to
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go all sorts of uh after quite pedantic and go nowhere to Savory Savory Hazard you in it yeah I don't remember being um
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I I'm going to be careful because if somebody gets been really annoyed that I've been bringing the military up but
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um what you were in the military I remember I ordered I ordered a pizza I
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ordered a pizza in Canada and uh and I said to the guy yesterday uh Barrack block number whatever and I
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said and it's um Savory and he went spell that and I went s-a-v-o-r-y and he
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went Savory and I went no Savory I said savio's are you in it that's what she replied not over here
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because color doesn't like Dollarama I was like yeah that's right safety's
51:14
fine they're just going to be the pizza I was I I always like to uh Pander to our American friends across the pub
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because whenever I write armor or color I choose to not put the you in it saves me some time as well yeah and it's
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really ideal for Twitter because it reduces the character and they always appreciate it drop that you just have to uh you know
51:33
accept our differences and uh work together I mean I'm just going to the English language this is in my head it's
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so weird why why is Q as in like the thing you line up for it got an extra
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UE in it [Music]
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um me and uh Kerris oh uh we're driving to
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uh London for our anniversary right and we made I love this our own stupid
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phonetic alphabet Oh God this is going to make me really oh yeah there's this this is this should be the topic to go
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out on because I was trying to explain this to my wife and I'm glad you've brought this up because I want heard because she watches all the shows oh
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thank you Mrs Peach we love you um so please please explain your your friends because the main right before we
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get started okay
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I'm just gonna my ass has already eaten this chair I'm just gonna sit back and
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eat a [ __ ] and watch your reaction is that they can't rhyme they can't they can't sound like the other one another
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one yes yeah yeah okay servers we've got that's all so yeah Tango Hotel foxtrot
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Etc yes so if you think this is specifically for reading uh number plates and I'm gonna go through so
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number plates in the UK at least have letters and numbers yeah um so everything here
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um generally starts with uh the correct letter apart from you know there's a few
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silly things so basically Jeff All I'm gonna do is just read through
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the alphabet okay okay yeah you know a b c d e f g yeah that's all I know it goes
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yep I've got kids okay please help me
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foreign
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George Knight Clan vervekan which is a town in Wales apparently
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uh but Double L is pronounced as a c okay uh mnemonic Knight our pterodactyl
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[Laughter] something wrong with YouTube Qatar right
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six tsunami U 5 right xylophone U zero I like how
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there's like several U's in there as well yeah so where we could where we could um
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so e w e is you female sheep and then the letter U is just you and then y-o-u
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is also you and so you have three u's um pterodactyl and tsunami are some of my
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favorite ones um and we've got 2 f is five but then V
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we also say it's five Roman numerals so um basically whenever me and my partner
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are driving we're like what does that number plate read and we're just like gnome Isle
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five and we're like is that the number five or the two letters which are five
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um and that's how we pass our time yeah ever seen the film windtalkers yeah so
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imagine if we ever hit like and if we get invaded by I don't know some dystopian bad guys yeah uh we'll get
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these two to be in charge of like uh the Spy Network because no one's No One's
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Gonna crack that code I I'd really really love to
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um nice as inspired today
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um because you could have had knee as well couldn't you yeah yeah yeah so we've got two nights yeah yeah
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um we've got two hours because we have h-o-u-r and then o u r yeah yeah yeah yeah
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um it's fantastic yeah so I I I can't wait for for somebody to call me up and
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and just be like oh Patrick and they're like oh could you could you spell Patrick and I'd be like okay it's p for
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pterodactyl a a for Isle and T for tsunami
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Arthur right which makes sense uh I for Io
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uh see what's c um yeah
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umizarre I'm k for mate yep Brilliance I mean k could have been Zara as well oh
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no sorry T could have been bizarre yes yeah yeah we could have had two Zars but I think we got we got carried away with
56:20
tsunami on that one just giggling to yourself did you do when you were doing that oh it took us like two and a half
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hours um to make and test and then and then we we went back for like version two where
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we tweaked some letters um because my drives and you end up seem
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really really dull after this and he said yeah I need to get on mine yeah like oh what did you do on your we made
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our own secret language me and the wife used to try and like
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make sentences out of the last three letters of a reg yeah so like it might
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say um BHT so we'll be like oh big hairy tatties I mean you just literally do
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that all the way although I am used to get quite interesting sometimes the uh the levels of childishness a chap I used
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to know who was a ram Chapo used to know who's a cop they used to do a thing where him and
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his partner when they were driving to an incident or driving to a complaint or something would settle on a word or an
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expression that they had oh is this like Super Troopers yeah there that they had to get in yeah oh God and he said that
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they went to somebody's house who um was complaining about the noise next door and and the uh and my mate said to his
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partner are you where does their carpet slippers I actually got in there and she went
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I've got to be honest with you Mr Jones she says you know it doesn't seem like that loud to me you know you can't just
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keep sitting there and your carpet slippers phone numbers and I just thought that's genius is
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there nice nice I I used to work at a climbing wall and um one of the
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directors um when the company was a bit smaller they'd pop in like all the time
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um and and uh the phone rang and he yeah just said to me it was like you have to get bananas in there
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um and he's like this big Burly like plasterer guy and I was just like he usually shouts at me okay I'll give it a
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go and yeah my Show's oh all these rules it's a bit bananas he just creased himself it was just quite the fun he
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used to um you still have a a sergeant when I was when I was on tour in Northern Ireland
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and he um had a very you know like the way there's the Cornwall action well
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there's like a northern Irish version of that okay it's like that such a Countryside version of it and he had that voice he had that accent but he
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talked as they all do in this region very very very quickly and would say
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horrendously offensive things to people so quick that they couldn't quite tell if that's what they said and I was stood
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behind him I was just couple man one day when he was doing them he was doing a vehicle checkpoint something he just set
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them up you just Snapchat them up and cars come through and he stopped the car and I stood behind him and he just
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couldn't be trusted with the general public instrumental and I'm stuck behind him sort of keeping an eye out for him
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and um and I looked in the car and it's a priest
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and I was like oh no no no no no no no no no no no no and he walked over and he went to he was a good morning there
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father and he's like um good morning he says damn can you show me please and he went sorry he went to your driving license have you got your driving
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license I nearly bit my bottom lip off
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I used to just say some of the most horrific things to people but so quick yeah that they must have drove away
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going why did I think he said that because that's obviously it sounds like card if you say yeah
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oh yeah he was absolutely and that's the only story I could tell about him on air
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yeah well I mean as I could get yeah otherwise it's just gonna be heresy
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yeah it's the cleanest story I could tell about this man on air yeah oh he's awful I was a bit mean to one of my uh
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old managers back in the day in Workshop we were talking about this before when live and for a time uh we used well we
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didn't literally play it in meetings but there was pretty much buzzword Bingo because a lot of managers like to use
1:00:24
like buzzwords yeah yeah big buzzwords like Blue Sky Thinking galvanized oh yeah and moving forward
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uh is that just whatever um and I remember talking to as an
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Italian guy really lovely and I was chatting and he used to like because he's
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obviously been in England in a long time but he used to like finding new words all the time okay and
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so what I was doing was I was like um talking about a project and he was like yeah so what I'm going to do is once I've done this I'm just gonna go away
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and copulate the ideas um and he's like he's like you are he was like yeah copulate means join
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together get the ideas all put together I mean it kind of knows and he's like oh so he wandered off so
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you took couple unbasical you basically just expanded yeah yeah yeah sure yeah she's just waiting for it and then I
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thought much of it and we had to walk past the manager's table to to get out of the studio to go and get a cup of tea
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and I was walking past the guy in charge Ben force it was sat down he's always said I really like Benny was really a
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lovely guy and he's chatting to to Gabriel and the camera's like yeah so
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what why don't we just pop into the office and copulate and like Ben was like you are
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I'm walking away laughing my head off because I know where this is going because he's he's gonna come hunted for
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me later on though what did you tell me why did you say that's a word and if if any uh perhaps some of our
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German listeners that like emailing with uh if anyone is wondering what copulate means are we getting the English
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oh oh Google didn't say what he was um but yeah well no I won't say you can
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go it means romantic entanglement entanglement yes very well so so is um
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again as I mentioned I used to work in a climbing wall and um one of my mates there at the time was
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from the Northeast um and he said he went climbing
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um rope climbing and he brought two uh girls with him that had never climbed
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before and generally if you're on a top rope you get to the top and you say like
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safe or something you say a word yeah um just to acknowledge to your partner that
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you're ready and you're gonna come back down um and um he said
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um another word to these ladies um so they get to the top and then in a
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big like thick Northeast accent they're like chord [Laughter]
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I think it was like some well-known like plywood expression so the top of their voices in a climbing world they're just
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yelling chode sorry dads and mums having to explain
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well this might be to a child tedious it's just it's just something
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that's short and stubby yeah I actually used and this is the innocence of Chris Peach coming in because people don't
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believe it I actually used to think that was a slight chode was just like chunky bits of meat in in light stew yeah I
1:03:25
mean that's what it is children yes chunky bits of meetings one of one of my um you know I'm not a big guy I've got
1:03:31
quite small hands this might be something funny to go off on and um uh her nickname for me was chode fingers
1:03:41
so I'm like really fat fingers anyway I've been told to you what a way to end yeah in the chat so
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[Laughter] I still don't know what it means still if you say it like a year from now be
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like what's that mean well it's stew again his back's just like though [Laughter]
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so then should we round out round down yes he rose around there rounds out so
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things to remember we can go back and go and have another I like how you don't remember
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my brain just switches off thanks remember for next week don't forget to
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patreons enjoy the chin Waggles we have yeah and the nonsense and you get to see all this stuff a lot earlier than they
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do on YouTube yeah some videos have been up there for quite a while chat shows um I try and have uh well we film on a
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Monday yep I try and get them up on a Tuesday or Wednesday and release we release the next month yeah yeah so they
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get a bigger for everyone we're a bit uh with the painting tutorials we're so
1:05:00
with like the hack and everything we're like a bit behind yeah but we just yeah we're behind the the
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sigma one was up for a couple of days yeah yeah so yeah and then obviously one-to-ones with you yeah they're coming
1:05:13
thick and fast now so um possibly in the New Year we're looking at because at the moment we do two hour sessions
1:05:19
um because I feel you get more out of two hours yeah yeah one hours there's a bit of faff of it at the start a bit of
1:05:24
goodbye at the end so you're probably getting like 50 45 minutes worth of actual tuitions which is why two hours
1:05:30
are better yeah um but we're looking to probably do an hour session yes yeah some people have asked so yeah yeah see
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if we can fit them in yeah cool um so so yeah links yeah all that jazz thank you
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everyone's down there yeah like And subscribe please animate thank you again I don't think anyone's made it this far
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no well it's yeah I mean I just like to say thank you for sticking with us every now we might see each other again we're
1:05:53
hanging around for that oh well we could do the flashing phase again don't we that's right is that the new thing there for the new year just just flashing in
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yeah and just pixelated out you don't need many pixels for me no well
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um I think we should probably start recording um and and then uh go and copy it
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get our ideas together yeah we're gonna we're gonna plan about like the future of the painting phase we're gonna
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copulate we're gonna do some heavy copulating very easy way to get through it yeah
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