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so the reason why I'm getting a divorce
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because when I woke up it was my
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birthday my wife didn't know it was my
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birthday my son didn't know it was my
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birthday i went to work my co-workers
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didn't know it was my birthday okay and
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my manager called me in and said
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I get in there and she said "Happy
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birthday." I said "Oh
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thanks." Then she said "You want to get
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some lunch?" And I was like "Okay."
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And then she was like "You want to go
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back to my place?" And I was like "All
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right." So I went back to her place and
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she was like "Let me step in my room
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i'll be right back." She got back five
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minutes later and my kids my co-workers
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my wife was all there to say happy
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birthday with a cake and I was on the
