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Alien Vex and Ethan - 2 - Sleep
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So, let me get this straight. On your
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planet, you don't have sleep.
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No. It seems wildly inefficient. You
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guys just shut down for eight hours like
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a broken computer. I watched you last
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night. I thought you had died. I was
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about to call Waste Management.
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No, we need it to recharge. So, what do
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you do with all that extra time?
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Mostly we worry. We worry about the
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integrity of the geometry.
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The geometry?
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Yes. My job, for example, is to make
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sure that circles stay round. If I lose
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focus for even a second, the moons start
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looking like potatoes. It's very high
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pressure.
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It's oddly specific. Yeah. Okay, big
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question. Since you guys are advanced
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and travel the stars, what is the
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universe actually made of? Atoms? Dark
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matter?
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You're not going to like the answer.
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Try me.
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It's mostly just forgotten passwords.
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What?
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The universe is just an infinite
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collection of data that nobody can
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access anymore. Black holes. Just the
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forgot password prompt. That's why you
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can't see inside them. The admin left
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eons ago and didn't leave a recovery
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email. I am so disappointed.