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Ladies and gentlemen, let's talk about a breed that's as iconic as it is problematic
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The English Bulldog. Now, I know what you're thinking, but they're so cute
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Yes, they are. They look like they just rolled out of bed after a long night of binge watching reality TV
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But owning one? That's a whole different story. Here are 12 reasons why you might want to think twice
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before bringing an English Bulldog into your home. 1. The Breathing Trouble
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First off, let's discuss the breathing issues. English bulldogs are brachycephalic, which is a fancy way of saying they have flat faces
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that come with a side of respiratory distress. You'll find yourself more worried about their breathing
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than enjoying their company. It's like having a dog that sounds like it just ran a marathon
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every time it gets up from the couch. You'll be checking for signs of life
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more than you check your own pulse. 2. The heat sensitivity. And speaking of breathing, let's talk about heat sensitivity
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These dogs can overheat faster than you can say walkies They short snouts make it nearly impossible for them to cool down If you live in a warm climate congratulations
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You've just adopted a dog that thinks 70 degrees is sweltering heat
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You'll be sweating bullets while your dog is panning like it just climbed Mount Everest
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Three. The Stubborn Streak. Now let's dive into their stubbornness. Training an English bulldog is like trying to get a toddler to eat broccoli
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Good luck with that. They're smart, but have their own agenda. You'll find yourself negotiating with a creature that thinks
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come means I'll come when I feel like it. When they decide to ignore you, you might as well be talking to the wall
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The shedding situation. Let's not forget about shedding. English bulldogs may be stocky
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but they shed fur like they're preparing for winter. You'll find their hair in your food
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on your clothes, and probably even in your coffee if you're not careful
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It's like living with a furry ghost that leaves its presence everywhere
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The health issues. Here's the kicker. English bulldogs are prone to a laundry list of health problems hip dysplasia skin infections and allergies galore Owning one is like signing up for a lifetime of vet bills and anxiety over every little cough or sneeze
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You'll be Googling symptoms more than actual medical professionals. 6. The Gastrointestinal Distress
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Let's talk about their delicate stomachs. These dogs can be notoriously finicky eaters with digestive systems that resemble a soap opera
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full of drama. One minute they're fine. The next minute you're cleaning up
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what looks like a crime scene in your living room. Chronic diarrhea
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Oh yes. That's part of the package deal. Seven. The attention seekers
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Speaking of drama, these dogs are absolute attention hogs. They crave human interaction like it's oxygen
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If you dare to ignore them for even a moment, prepare for some serious guilt trips and puppy dog eyes that could melt steel
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You'll find yourself saying, I love you to your dog more often than to your partner
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8. The clingy nature. Now let's discuss how clingy they can be
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If you value personal space, forget it. An English bulldog will be glued to your side like a shadow, whether you're cooking, cleaning, or just trying to enjoy some alone time on the couch
