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Two Straws on Fightpass! Episode 10
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Nov 6, 2024
We talk about two fights cards main-evented by the ladies (Grasso vs Araujo and Dern vs Yan). Jess also talks about an anti-climatic ending to what was supposed to be her fight week. The last 15 min of Two Straws on UFC Fight Pass network! So if you wanna watch the whole thing go check us out there. What's that? You don't have a Fightpass subscription? Well go sign up so you can exult in our melodious voices and stare at Jess's feet from the comfort of your mobile device. As ever: please like, subscribe, comment or whatever and follow our instagram page(s).
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[Music] hello and we're back with another
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episode of two straws hey hello
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so we are back hello after what should have been uh my fight week oh man yeah we're just going
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to talk about that really fast yeah it was it was pretty rough huh I mean you were there yeah
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I love to tell the tale yeah it was um it's always a nerve-wracking week but it
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sucks even more when you feel like you're not at 100 and you always have to go through that
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debate of am I just being like a punk or am I actually doing something really
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stupid with my body and I shouldn't be like stepping into a fist fight right now and a lot of times like
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that's the hardest monologue to go through or or to shut out when you feel
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like you're sick or you're injured or anything like that like it's hard to tell that side of your brain I'm making
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the right decision because in normal circumstances you would not be
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doing physical activity right now for sure um so I definitely had those conversations the whole week even even
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going into fight week which starts on a Tuesday um I just was not feeling good and I
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thought maybe it was a sinus infection or allergies but allergies don't last this long and by the time I arrived on
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Tuesday I was just I was in the thick of it and I was definitely not feeling good but
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um trying to keep a positive mindset and just keep kind of trucking through and going through everything that I'm
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supposed to be doing during fight week I was just really challenging yeah it's
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always challenging during fight week uh but but this one was just something that I really just couldn't push through and
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I it was a hard conversation I'm still having those internal conversations with with myself
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and I mean when it comes down to it I feel like I made the right decision yeah these are really hard decision to
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vocalize um but I had to do what was best for me
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and my health and I have fought so many times when you know I'm injured when I'm
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not feeling 100 and I feel like at this point in my
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career in my life I just need to put my health first and this is it was really challenging putting myself
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first yeah it really really was and I know that I'm not alone in that kind of
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conversation every fighter I think goes through it and we have to push through you know training camps with injuries
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and sickness and and all this stuff but to go into fight week into an actual
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fight feeling like I couldn't even take a full breath and breathe was just something
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that I feel like I deserve to fight it as close to 100 as I possibly can yeah I
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think people put too much um weight in the fighter that like
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breaks their shin bone right before a fight and still hobbles into the cage you know because that that's a young
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man's game I had I had a coach a wrestling coach and he would go you know Dan Gable he he won the Olympics with
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with a half a foot and and he still went for a jog the morning before he competed
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you know like I had a coach that would always tell these stories like that and I was just like is that really smart though like is that
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is that what he should have done he should have stayed his ass at home but
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you know people become these Legends or whatever when they have a sob story on their way to success now the majority of
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people who have that same story ended up losing because they had half a foot you
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know you don't hear about their stories because no one wants to make excuses because that's how it would be taken
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exactly exactly so um it's better just to not put yourself in that situation
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because if you go in there and not a hundred percent and lose that bit of
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truth that you have about the situation like I was [ __ ] up all week nobody's
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gonna get to hear that side of the story yeah because it's just gonna sound like an excuse it's just I can I can fight
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through a lot of things and I have fought through a lot of things but if the lungs are not there
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I just it just makes things way too challenging and I don't know if uh the
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people who don't who haven't been in a fight no know this or not but I get more afraid of gassing out than getting hurt
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for sure that and I think that's a a common thing amongst Fighters because we chose this profession it's not like
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we're afraid to get punched in the face but I'm more afraid of just getting
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tired and gassed and feeling like I'm drowning like that is the worst feeling in the world to just feel like you're
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drowning and also you have to defend yourself and fight you know like it's horrible so to not be able to breathe
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according to it you're not really looking looking at many upsides to that
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no and I mean you really need your lungs to do this you need your lungs cardio is
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key it really is and I mean there are some Fighters that their whole game plan
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and success is based around their cardio and if you can't breathe it just makes
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everything a lot more challenging yeah so yes that's where we're at I've asked
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to be immediately rebooked however there are no available spots from what I am
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told on any card this year damn Contender series I know letting all
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these all these people up in there everybody in their mobile spots yeah signing giving contracts to everyone
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he's like well like Oprah with his contracts look under your seat you got a contract oh you know it's like chill out
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Dana no man we I get paid too come on
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so I'm slowly getting back into training I I've been able to lift I still am not
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um cleared for cardio as of yet I'm I'm still clearing some uh phlegm and
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excessive things out of my lungs it's been a really and onto my microphone I
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know just make sure you sanitize it
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contagious you know from what I understand however I just see those uh those little germs
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and those commercials you know the cartoon dreams having a party yeah the Mucinex yeah guy
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was was up in my house that's exactly he was chilling oh my God taking up all the room pushing
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pushing my dogs off their beds yes he was all up in the in the weight cut like
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rolling on the mats getting them there walking on them with shoes on like Mucinex was all over the place just rude
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yeah no manners with that guy no it's just barging in when you're at least
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welcome no respect where were you when I didn't want to work a shift
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this comes at these really inopportune times yeah and it's never you know to
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our benefit no it's not like we you know get out of taking a test yeah
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um at least it wasn't him and um flow though that would have been so amflo came last okay last fight that would
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have been a horrible stay yeah I would rather deal with ant flow during fight
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week which I have or during the weight cut which I did last time um then then deal with what I was
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dealing with because it just but both is always okay like have you ever had both
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kill me yeah I've had both both during a fight week and it was hell yeah because
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you're just you're already hungry so then the hunger pains turn into cramps
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so then you got double cramps yeah aggravated you're already aggro because
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you're about to fight like you got all this testosterone in you and then flow
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comes in and mixes it up and makes it all confusing and [ __ ] I'm horny I'm mad I'm horny mad you know
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is all this pent of energy uh it's the worst and then you're sick
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you just can't do anything with it you're just in bed like trembling like
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that's unpleasant I mean fight week is already a stressful kind of situation a
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weight cut is a very challenging kind of situation and to have to navigate through that when
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you are not close to 100 is just it's just awful you guys should try it just
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let us know how you do let's see let's see how fun it is
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um well uh there were a few fights canceled on your card but um we did get
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to see Mackenzie Dern versus Zane Yen and I think people were pretty surprised
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with the outcome I wasn't no I I think on paper they thought that it
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would be a good matchup and it would give Mackenzie the opportunity to capitalize John isn't known for her her
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groundwork she's you know kind of a hard-hitting striker
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I mean not that she has like you know Knockouts or anything like that but she's you know strong she has good
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striking she has decent defense on the ground um so I think that
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you know on paper the match-up looked like MacKenzie could capitalize off of
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that get her down on the ground and submit um the thing is with with MMA what what I've noticed for a
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long time is it's really easy to play anti-jiu Jitsu against a really great Grappler because Mackenzie Dern is
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incredible on the ground she's one of the best female Grapplers of all time kind of thing and she was not able to
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submit she was able to get into submission attempt positions in transition and attack and put you on on
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the on the defense however she wasn't able to steal that submission and I feel like in if it was just a grappling match
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she would have do you know what I'm saying but when you add strikes in you add that MMA kind of game set rules it
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makes it really challenging for even the best Grapplers to be able to submit opponents yeah she got wobbled a few
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times coming in and uh it goes to show that she really is gonna have to up her
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wrestling in order to implement her BJJ like she has to be able to end up on top
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so she's ahead dead and being put in these like opportune positions more
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often than when she pulls guard and she has to kind of play catch-up while someone's just trying to get away from
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her so that's the big uh thing that you saw in this fight that you didn't see
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against lesser competition because they would either make the mistake of climbing on top of her and and not
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respecting her Jiu Jitsu enough or just stay clinched up for too long and end up
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in a really bad position after like a hip throw or something but most I think when you get to the top top everyone's
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gonna have enough take down events to keep Mackenzie from getting in those
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positions you know what I mean so she really has to up that wrestling game I think I've got to say what she did
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well she had I mean it wasn't every single round she did this but at times she was able to
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use what striking assets that she has to create kind of a brawl situation and get
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you on to fire back and then she was able to grab and grapple and you know go for a throw go
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for you know you know pulling guard uh going for whatever she could to get the
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fight to the ground into her world where she could be dominant I think she did that she had a lot of successful moments
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not enough but she had successful moments in that aspect so I feel like she's definitely getting better at
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adapting her style you know with MMA and mixing it up in that sense but yes I do
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agree that she really has to push the wrestling and get a lot better with that
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so that she can secure a takedown every single time yeah and I think Jan just showed a lot of improvement too you know
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like the way she was able to roll through those that um was in an Oma Plata I believe she was able to roll
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through that and stay safe and that destroy her shoulder in the process um able to turn at the very final
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moments of that fifth around you know it was still a lost round but she showed
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that I I don't think anyone was mad or as many people were mad at the decision
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just because she ended the round in a good position where she didn't look like if you gave McKenzie two more minutes
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she would have gotten to choke yeah sure um so I think I think that helps with
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like with your case when it is a close fight because it was a close fight if you're looking at 10 8
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um but I do think it's unfair to dismiss how dominant sounding him was on feet
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because I didn't really see McKenzie having any moments like she was brawling but nothing was Landing solid like there
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was no point where Mackenzie did damage and we saw Yan do that especially I'm
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I'm thinking it's the third round because Darren was a little tired from going for the kill in the second I'm
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thinking it was the third round where Jan was really wobbling her like that so I've I'm pretty happy with the way that
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it was scored even though people are saying that it should have been a draw as the most Fair option just if you want
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to turn one of McKenzie's rounds into a tennis and so I'm I'm guessing that's surprising to you huh
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yes I don't yeah so that's what I'm saying I I think it's weird to dismiss
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the dominance of zoning and on the on the feet and not give her a tonight when
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if you're gonna give Mackenzie during the 10-8 for one of one of those rounds
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specifically the fifth I think is what people are saying should have been 10 8.
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the people who are saying it I don't agree I I mean in my opinion I know people are
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gonna hate on me for saying that because everybody like I know that a lot of people are huge Mackenzie during Sands
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and I and I am too I I love the Grapplers I'm always waiting for the Grapplers however I
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I just don't know if it was enough for me to give a 10 8 for I mean for sure she won
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the round like I can't argue with that yeah I just if she had been doing serious damage and completely like
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rendering young like immobile in positions and like doing damage I would
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be like yeah a 10-8 but that's not what I saw yeah I think I think uh some
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people count 10 8 is just control if you're controlling four minutes of the
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round that could equal as a 10-8 but I agree I I feel like there has to be a
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level of damage involved um and if it's not you getting your
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shoulder ripped off it has to be punches you know I think anything where there's
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damage where you're showing you're trying to finish the fight on top of just controlling position then that
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that's where you can start thinking about 10 8 but 10 8 is usually like oh they survived you know yeah I and and I
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agree with that with that kind of analysis I just think that a little bit more needed to be done I'm not saying
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she didn't win that round but I just I didn't see enough for a 10-8 how dare
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you how dare I am no I know crucify me put her on the cross with other Jiu
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Jitsu people but I don't know that doesn't make any sense I don't know it was I do have to
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agree with you in the fact that Jana's definitely gotten a lot better I think that um the work that she did with alpha
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male has has really tightened up her game has really yeah we were talking to coach Faber very proud of her yes well
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her eyes are getting burned by the chemicals yeah and the jacuzzi at the pi
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oh my gosh yeah if you have any type of skin problems go to the piano I the dead
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they got the best chemicals for burning off anything he cannot survive
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eyebrows in your eyelashes you might go blind yeah small price to pay just wear goggles
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you'll be fine and a snorkel man those things were ah the fumes they were
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gnarly yeah it was a little light-headed leaving there look at these
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slide on back to the shuttle thank you honey coffee
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all right one thing that you said though was about the the judges watching
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Grapplers when they're on bottom and I I do agree that
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a lot of the judges don't necessarily give credit to the Grapplers when they're on bottom where you know
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Mackenzie was attacking from bottom and she was you know doing work and she was keeping safe she wasn't taking like real
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damage um she was she was kind of nullifying like any potential thing again it is
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easy to do anti-ju Jitsu in an MMA kind of setting
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but I I just think that judges need to be a little bit more
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like giving with scoring with people that you know have a bottom game do you
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know what I'm saying yeah but I think uh the the rounds that she was doing work
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on the bottom she she wants very true yeah I'm just saying like in in people's
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eyes not the judges but in the audience's eyes seeing and sounding on like turn in her guard and end up on top
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like throwing rabbit punches at the end there's always good Optics especially if you want to argue that that round was a
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10-8 I think it's good that she was able to do that because if she hadn't then
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the 10-8 people would have had a stronger case yeah absolutely yeah but good fight
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really competitive really good fight um you always get a fight like that when they're ranked right be right next to
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each other you know yeah usually it's definitely unless they're one of those like gift rankings usually you get a
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fight like that just a lot of back and forth both people's game plan uh being
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uh what do you call it just being successful in different moments of the fight so you usually get something like
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that yeah it was definitely it was competitive it was exciting I thought I thought that it was a good main event
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me too definitely and then we got another ladies night coming up after that yeah we do we have headlining we
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have Grasso and arujo I don't know if I'm like butchering that but that's that's pretty close but I mean I like
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the way you said it hopefully we're not butchering it but I like it it's butcher
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by the way oh he he's gone he's our friend he's hiding um so next weekend what is hold on what
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is the date next weekend October 15th okay it's um I think this is a really
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exciting matchup I was watching some of the fight or some of their previous fights and I was actually getting pretty
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excited because I was watching fights that like replicated who they'd be fighting you
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know close close enough as I could find right and I'm I'm excited for it yes
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it's definitely um I think they're still ranked like kind of lower on the top ten okay but
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this fight I feel like could really put them up into title contention it could put them right up there well Grasso's
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always been right there you know and then she'll like one one she'll lose one she'll win one and then she's she's just
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always right there because she has such clean technique and she's been working really hard on rounding her game out
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um I think especially at flyweight she's she's definitely gonna have a quick trip
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to the top no matter what just because you win three fights in a row and people are looking at you to fight for the
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title um that's how not uh I guess that's how quick that road is on
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the flyweight side just because it is the newest weight class um and she has name value from being an
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Australia side definitely yeah but I I'm pretty excited about arusho because I
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was looking at her I'm like damn her fight with Angela Lee was really freaking exciting and I feel like Angela
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Lee had closest style to Grosso that I could you know kind of see what the game plan would be like and then I was
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looking at Grosso versus um JoJo wood and then
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um who is it Grosso I forget who else I watched but I so I
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see what you're seeing and Grosso rounding up her game especially her grappling side but I see arrojo just
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having like that's her Advantage right there it's just being the takedowns and
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really nullifying any kind of movement that Grosso would throw offensively
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on the ground I see that's her kind of key to Victory I think both have very
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sharp striking and I'm excited at that aspect of it but I see araujo having definitely an upper hand with the
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takedowns and with just the the grappling control area do you think
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Grasso has a chance off of her back because she does do some sneaky stuff every now and then I remember she had
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like Carla in a bad position when they fought I mean I'm it's again it's MMA anything
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can happen I'm not going to count out anything because I'm I'm a fan of gross though and I think she's definitely put in a lot of work and she showed a lot of
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improvement however I just think that I don't think what I've seen from Grosso
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is that she knows the positions and then she knows all the transitions to like really
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dominate in those positions but she's definitely has more positional awareness but watching Eurovision on the ground
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with Angela Lee Angela Lee is pretty sharp on the ground yeah Angie and oh my God yeah what am I saying oh my God why
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did you stop me you just no I just looked at the topology and I was like that doesn't sound right I think that's
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her bestie though yeah I think they're friends oh um
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it's her fault for being friends with her gosh darn it you can't do that no stop it I'm just gonna confuse everyone
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Andrea KGB Lee that's a different visual too because Angela is like smaller than
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us yeah she's a 105 right yeah well what a waiter it's the hydrated 105er so I feel
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like they're about our size yeah yeah definitely almost if anything Paulina in
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above foreign so Andrea Lee Yes uh she's I'm pretty
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sure she's like a purple belt level she has great grappling for MMA she has you
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know good throws she has good transitions she's very Scrappy and I was
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looking at that fight but arujo just had answers for anything that she was throwing and I don't know that
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Grasso is developed enough on the ground not saying that she can't give her trouble I'm not saying that she can't
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get under submission I'm just saying that I see her having just a little bit more
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awareness a little bit tighter technique and being able to control more on the ground well that should be a fun one let's see
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what else is happening on that night um we have Cub Swanson is on that card oh
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versus Jonathan Martinez this is one of those uh uh I hate these fights when
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it's like new guy versus guy who's been there who you love who you know so well everybody's uh fan favorite the new guy
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is gonna tell him like Oh I'm a fan I've always been a big fan I grew up watching
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Cub Swanson I hate that I hate it so much just let the old guys fight each other and then they can win like the old
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guy build or something I'm not mad at that right like I like that like get a master's division for UFC I think that's
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fair I think Cub Swanson has put in enough time over the years they've given
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such great fights that he deserves like a little bit of choosing power you know what I'm saying exactly but I wouldn't
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be surprised if he was like yeah give me that young young buck let me uh break him break him in yeah mentality yeah I
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get that too but man Jonathan Martinez he's he's like really good with the light kicks he is
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really nasty good like can stop people with like kicks and it's uh it's gonna
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be a scary one for the Swanson fans I feel like it's not that he can't get it
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done because he's shown that his veteran is is just levels above a lot of these
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guys coming in oh yeah but it's just it's gonna be painful to get it done
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it might be I think you know Cub's been around long enough and he is very
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versatile he's very Dynamic always comes in in shape um but I I I don't want to say no I
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don't want to I'm not even gonna say it I'm not even gonna say it I am a cub Swanson fan okay yeah so we'll just
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and another um another one of my favorite new boys is Brandon Roy Val he's going up against
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asgar askarov I need to see their faces uh Brandon Roy Val he just has like this
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crazy style where he's he's up he's down he's throwing like crazy stuff he's uh
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he's going for takedowns he gave uh Moreno a run for his money right before
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he fought for the title so this kid he's definitely um just showing
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showing expertise and fight IQ a lot sooner than he should it seems like
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um he yeah he gets in there and he fights like a veteran so it's really cool seeing him and knowing that he has
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so many more years ahead of him in the UFC and seeing what he could do against someone as good as ask her ask her off
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who you know he's been out for a while but we'll see if he's still one of these top guys to fight for the title after
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that so this is going to be important when in the flyweight division two and
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the rest I don't care this guy named Mana
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man oh man I want to see that one oh well oh no that's a guy yeah right
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Victor Henry yeah you know you knew what I was looking at I was like I was looking he looks like Tarzan yeah he
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does right Disney's Tarzan I'm like okay hello she has some luxurious hair right
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head and shoulders here oh yes how you doing
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um and then we have Sam Hughes and uh Rodriguez or Rodriguez I'm not sure oh I
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didn't see that one yes interesting yes straw weight matchup
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I did not see that one um yeah that should be fun yeah so some
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fun stuff coming up um but what other fights stuck out to you at UFC during oh by the way I have
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to tell you tell me that even though I didn't want to see you fight sick I'm
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still a little disappointed that it didn't get to watch you fight in front of Mark so I could break
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I am sorry do you have any bit of fomo for missing
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out on the opportunity to perform in front of your lord and savior of social
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media no I really could care less you didn't want
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to get poked no no thank you he would have slid into your
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DMs after that think you know I haven't been on Facebook in like years oh man ah
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I'm just I'm not with it that was that was I don't know I I know a lot of people
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were buzzing about it but it just was not so were you allowed tickets were
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you able to get tickets no right no okay I was curious about that because I
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didn't know for sure but I assume that no one's like friends or family because usually we get four tickets for friends
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and family and at the Apex though anytime I thought at the Apex it's not if you're a main event yeah you can get
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some tickets but yeah so I'm sure sure Main Event had a couple people in
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there yeah yeah definitely okay that's uh let's like uh aluminum hat from what
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I was thinking I was like wait a second no one got tickets
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but it's true the Apex is not really a capacity place so it's definitely not
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and from what I've been told that they do in fact sell like VIP couch kind of
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like experience thing and it's like three Rand for a
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couch yeah so like a two-seater maybe mark rented out all the couches maybe he did
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I wonder I wonder how much it was I know right for him to like pull that I'm sure
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it was like nothing for him but I'm just saying I wonder like what the conversation was like
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that's Dana White catching like like did he pay what did she like trade something
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for that access like what went down how did that all come about well you know
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you're my uh my little spy my little I could definitely find out yeah I'm a
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little buried to inquire yes please go find out we'll send our little bird on
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her way and see if she comes back with the scoot tweet tweet
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one fight on that card that I thought was pretty exciting was on the Caesar
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Gracie girl Chelsea Chelsea Chandler Chandler I believe
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Chandler and then she was against um Julie is torienko who I've been really impressed by and it was a catch weight
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at 1 40 and Chelsea looked very big yeah she looked she looked big and
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mean no and that was the second person your punches look like they really
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freaking hurt she's got that like farm girl look you know like like the girl
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who's just naturally jacked in sixth grade you know not to [ __ ] with like all
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the coaches trying to get her on the basketball team it's like she you know signed up for the sport you know like
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you go into to wrestling as like a freshman and you're all like teeny tiny
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like 109er and then you go away for the summer and you come back and you've gone up like a bunch of weight classes and
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then you're close fit all your shirts or baby shirts yeah you're like school and
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everybody else used to beat you up because you had a growth spurt in between like that's what that's what she looks like she that's what she likes her
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arms look like extra long and her shoulders are up to her ears so it's like yeah it's it's a really funny
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visual scene like it's like if you if you wanted to make a caricature of
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women's MMA fighter like what a what the average guy thinks a woman's MMA fighter looks like it would be her it would be
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Chelsea yeah it was really impressive and she definitely has that like
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that Diaz brothers kind of like attitude her fighting style like boxing style
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everything is just very it's just like others you she you're disrespecting her
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by thinking that you can beat her yeah yeah like she would probably stare us
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down in the elevator no she'd [ __ ] us up with her eyes wow what'd you say nothing I didn't say
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anything um Team B is team Diaz come on sister
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I want you on our side definitely I I will make her my friend
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in prison yay hahaha I just imagine you sit sitting on
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Chelsea's shoulders like I would I would do whatever she wanted me to do yeah
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that's great that's so great I hope she hears this so she knows who to go to and
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uh [Laughter]
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just love her well-roundedness and it so I've I've been impressed by
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how do you say it's just stole your ankle yes
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yes she's been really impressive she has she has good striking and I like the way
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she peels out after she strikes so she's never going straight backwards and she has vicious armbar like she has good
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grappling when she got it was her last was it Jessie Jess yeah
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she just located the crap out of the elbow it was vicious yeah and Chelsea
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was like no get off me we're not doing this but let
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me show you how to do it oh my God she literally shut off a
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takedown attempt and it was just it was I was like she like taking her lunch money poop
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and that's always disheartening when you're shooting on someone and they just go
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just kind of kick you away you feel like you ran into a truck I was just kidding
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it's how I imagined a dog feels when he runs into the the glass door this glass
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sliding there that's what it feels like or that's what it looked like it felt
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like when she shot on uh Chelsea Handler that was that was pretty impressive Chelsea Handler Chandler
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Chelsea Handler isn't that a comedian yeah and we found that she did in 50 Cent when we were in the back of that
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remember yeah dude that's so crazy so crazy how we'll make the same mistakes
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over and over again and then learn the same information so it was new
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but there it is all the life of the fighter yeah
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um yeah so those are uh those are some two good fights on the card um
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and unfortunately you didn't get to go in and make Mark Zuckerberg you have
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Facebook friend but you know there's always next time next
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time I don't know when that'll be as of right now it'll probably be sometime in 2023. we'll all be floating
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heads by then floating heads fighting each other with our little spider skeleton bodies oh my gosh okay Rick and
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Morty episode yeah that's where I imagine Zuckerberg will be watching fights yes and a floating head Arena oh
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for sure he'll definitely be floating only the only the the team that was able to come to the fights that night as a
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small team I know I wondered what that was like in there yeah just were people allowed to talk to him I don't know were
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you able to make eye contact with him I gotta like you have to just like right keep your keep your eyes on wear
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like a face mask or like a full mask so you can see their identities something
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like man I really want to know I'm gonna have to hit up my uh camera guy friends see
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if anyone has scoop oh yeah so we'll bring our spy information back yes for
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the next episode definitely Tweet back at each other all of our information
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I've been watching Game of Thrones the new one is it any good it's all right it's okay it's
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it's like super like incesty I was okay yeah lots of incest and marrying of
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children it's a little weird marrying your siblings or cousins both oh God right
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right uh yeah that makes me really uncomfortable yeah same but
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here we are seven episodes [Laughter] you coming back for whatever
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drags up people right yeah it's the prequel but
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it's like a lot of years beforehand so I'm not sure which generation is going
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to be a generation that we recognize but so far nobody okay has been like three generations of people like the dad and
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then his kids and then his kids kids so now I'm trying to figure out okay where
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where is like Daenerys and yeah we like like when do they come in yeah will they
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they better they might not they can't do that that would be really upset there has to be like at least the
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birth of them all you know what I mean yeah it has to end because they're moving really fast with the Years it'll
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be like one episode and then the next episode's like 10 years later so they're moving really fast with it so I feel
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like it has to happen like you at least have to see the birth of all the characters you like because you've already seen the different houses exist
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already like um the Lannister one and some other ones
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so you've seen that the different houses exist now you're just waiting for all the pieces to come together I like that
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yeah but are they only gonna do one like season season I don't know oh who knows
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tricky little minxes um interesting I watch a very different
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type of TV than you I mean sometimes we watch the same thing but um we like Game
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of Thrones I loved it remember we had Game of Thrones Knights yay we would watch them together with Chris Stanley
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and it was like so much fun and I couldn't wait for Sunday I'm just saying I like watching terrible
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reality TV and so that is I it is my guilty pleasure and I'm not embarrassed
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to say it out loud I mean I did catch up on the last episodes of Love is Blind
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did you so upset I can't watch it why because
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it's their single they're uh it's like yes so I watched the last episode before
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that news came out oh okay it was um I mean you could kind of
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tell it was gonna happen though for sure yeah that was what are the names again it's uh I watch too many reality TV
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shows I just it's either it's either a face or a name Yolanda maybe the girl the curly hair and the
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big black guy yeah yeah they broke up and you could tell they weren't gonna
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work out from the get-go but for sure but they tried to make it work and then
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it was just a long slow Burn yeah have you ever been in a relationship that lasted a little longer than it should
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have yes all of them
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oh for a moment you know like get a girl Dana had my expense Dana had his uh
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Contender Series so I can have mine on my show ah so Jessica have you ever been in a
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relationship that lasted too long yes and you know this
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you knew it you know him yeah I know that
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you're a dick oh oh it's so funny just because you've had a successful marriage
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yeah but Adam's been like maybe five different people since then he likes to keep it interesting yeah
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he's wearing all the different hats Jacqueline learning new tricks all the time
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that's the secret yeah tricks
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you don't want to recognize the person you've been married to for 10 years and 15 or whatever you want to forget the
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number you want it all to just like blur together and it feels like yesterday
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yeah exactly very romantic painting thanks for that yeah that's beautiful
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that's how I imagine it I I still even though I'm totally jaded I still have a very romanticized idea of you know what
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love and marriage is yeah well I hope you like you know farted on because that's half of marriage
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they don't care anymore all these men acting cute around you that's gonna end as soon as you bottom
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up as soon as you find them up [ __ ] farts here
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[Laughter] smack your ass while they burp like just
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how gross can I be in one motion
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this is what you're looking forward to I can't wait oh yeah but I just can't wait
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I bet you can't wait to get Dutch ovened oh my God the love of your life
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ugh well we should take our break and then
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when we come back we can uh I don't know talk to Jess about what she looks for in a man
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and then we can get to the bottom of why they always end up the way they do
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