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So a little while ago I made this video about weird phones
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My goodness, did I find some strange phones for that video. I decided to take it up a notch
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The universe of strange phones is bigger than I thought. And the ones in front of me today are even weirder than the last one
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Five very weird phones. Now let's kick it up with this one over here
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Dootch tatcha, dootch tatcha tatcha. It's the KR 999. This thing is gigantic. Kinda resembles the whole Zack Morris
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Giant flashlight on it. Triple frequency, dual sim, dual ultra long, standby bighorn
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It's got a bighorn. A bighorn sheep. There it is
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Now who is in their right mind gonna... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yaaaah
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No. It's actually a Motorola! Oh boy, it's definitely not a Motorola
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This to complete the look, bring that thing to the high school cafeteria, right well
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Ladies and gentlemen, Hilly Ho! This is the battery, 16,800 mAh
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Sometimes these things are labeled a little incorrectly. This thing does become a power bank
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SIM card slots in there, and expandable storage. There we go. See if it's got any juice
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Color LCD display. FM radio. MP3. Flashlight. Pretty serious little flashlight there
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Is that it? Northbound on the... Northbound on the... Ah! Northbound on... Ah
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Northbound on York. No So the driver pulled up to the curb but the lady let down her window and asked Excuse me sir where are we
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The gentleman on the street replied, Saskatoon, Saskatchewan. The lady rolled up the window, turned to her husband, and said
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We really are lost. These people don't even speak English here. Be listening for the Jewel Joke of the Day
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Today's light hits and yesterday's... Light hits? Jewel. Jewel. Jewel. Okay
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It's a novelty thing. A little bit of fun. I feel like I know what this is going to be
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Good old... Jack's favorite phone. He's a happy looking guy though. I'm in line at the grocery store
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I'm talking on that, but serious. Like a serious business call. Buy low, sell high
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You have a little face here as well. in case you're a proper psychopath
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Me loves you? Am I able to power this up? It just goes on for a second and then dies
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I don't think it's a power thing. Welcome. I don't know what... that is not a power thing
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Someone in the audience is gonna tell us what this says right now. That! Tell us
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There you go. Well, I mean you get the gist of it. Yeah, you get a heart in all the right spots. BOTS
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Next up. This one's fancy. You guessed correctly, this is the ultra limited Louis Vuitton
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This is incredible. Look at this thing. It actually has some weight to it as well
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Look at that. Luxury! Battery compartment in the back. This plate is thick metal
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Oh, another battery. Ohhhh. Luxury. The menu is like clothing items A wrench See the wrench up there There a camera on here Ooh Not too many pixels there
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Huh. Oh, okay. Nice little puzzle game there for you. You notice a theme here with these weird phones
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They all have some little gimmick like that. Look at the flashing. It's bizarre. It's certainly bizarre
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Okay, next up. It's like a secret phone. You could have this on a shelf or something
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and it looks like a model of a car, but it's a backup phone. Boom
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Call the authorities. Oh, whoa! That battery is large. 8,800 milliamp hour
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Two SIM cards plus an SD. Yow! Whoa! Loud speaker, too. SUV theme carrying through here
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The headlights! That's kind of cool another terrible camera 320 by 240. So the cameras in the front here
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right there It's like a spy camera For people who love SUVs Range Rovers the last phone is the weirdest this thing's gonna blow your mind filter plus
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flavor 20 cigarettes what? This is a phone. What? If you turn it around it's got a dial pad so it must be a phone right
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A cigarette packed phone. Fake cigarettes in there. There's a mini USB port and space for more cigarettes
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That's the weirdest phone. Show me a weird phone than that you can't do it. Like there's no way they have clearance on that track. For some reason this one has a Land Rover vehicle in the background like just because why not
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It has a camera as well. Oh my goodness, this is even worse
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It 128 by 160 pixels That the camera on the side of the thing Look at the resolution there You notice that the interface on a lot of these weird phones is almost borrowed It very similar That an actual thing
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That's a phone. That's a Marlboro phone. I cannot answer the why someone somewhere was more
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Interested in the why not and so be it. It's the weirdest phone in the world as far as I'm concerned
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Welcome to crazy town where people's phones are cigarette packs. Oh my goodness. I apologize
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