They Sent The World's Biggest Doritos Chip...

Uh, did not expect this. The giant container, in fact, Will sliced the cardboard box and was like

Lou, I think you're gonna need to take a look at this. And I was like, you're probably right

And take a look at it, I will. This is what it was. Jurassic Doritos

A giant metal crate seeming to imply some type of gigantic Dorito chip

No, it's not a new smartphone, it's not a new laptop, it is a giant Dorito chip

I'm gonna take a bite of it. On the side of the container, you can see Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom

A couple of giant clamps on the front. Here we go. Like it's some sort of top secret, very sensitive material inside

Ooh. Congratulations. You're now the lucky owner of the biggest and boldest Doritos chip ever created

Only 100 Doritos chips will be released into the wild, so take good care of it

or just eat it. Well of course that's what I'm doing. You think I'm gonna look at a giant Dorito chip

and not eat it? Jack, what, do you even know me? Certificate of authenticity all right That ain no fake that ain a fake giant Doritos chip It a real one Number 39 out of 100 Okay I gonna be very careful here Oh man

Oh. It's like a giant dinosaur egg. Oh. Oh. Whoa

Do you see that, Jack? It's a giant chip. An official giant Doritos chip

R&D test sample, not for sale. Doritos Nacho Cheese Flavored. Now see, I knew it was gonna be Nacho Cheese

but there was a few people disagreeing with me. For example, Kirkchops over there

goes by the name Kirkchops. And his choice, not mine, if they're gonna do it big

they're gonna go, oh gee, it's gonna be Nacho Cheese, and that, of course, is what it is

Like, this is art. If you put this on the back wall, people pay money just to weep

in front of the world's largest Dorito. I'd weep in front of that, but of course I gotta eat it

I don't know if I've ever been so careful opening anything before. The Illuminati confirmed

Guys you have to understand I did not know this was showing up All right this is unplanned I don know Very surgical procedure I smell nacho cheese

This is one of the more limited edition things I've ever opened up, if you think about it

There's a hundred of these. I mean, where do you go from here? Where do you go from the world's largest Dorito

I don't know. Let's try the chip. Why don't we try the chip? Okay, here we go

Man. Holy moly. That's nacho cheese. Many important moments in history

You have, uh, moon landing, Jimi Hendrix at Woodstock, uh, you got the pyramids in Egypt

Feats of engineering, but now you have this. Mmm! Hell it my mind can be baby Unless you want to get a chip you who want to get a chip You who want to get a chip you who want to get a chip Sometimes life surprises you with a giant Dorito

And today's that day for me. Get over here. Take a bite, man. Get in here, Willie Do

You deserve it. You've been so upset recently. Yeah, it's good, Russ. All the crying behind the scenes

I just want to make it right Alright Do me proud What's up to you

Easy there Jeez Aggressive It's good I feel like there's a lot more seasoning on this one

That's what I thought That's the biggest Dorito in the world And that's Willie Do

Ladies and gentlemen And that's Willie Doo. Alright, close the show. Thanks for watching

That's all I got. Do you guys want to try? I ended it. I'm good

Ladies and gentlemen, it's Willie Doo! Alright, I'm just going to leave this here