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This man rated every fast food french fry
Sep 20, 2025
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Listen,
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as an American,
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an American, there's nothing that I love
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more than a fry from France. They don't
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really have French fries in France, do
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they? It's the US made that in Oh, it's
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France. It's not France. It's the It's
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the United States marketing. But today,
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I would like to consider myself a
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connoisseur, if you will, of French
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fries. I love them. I taste them and I
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go, "My favorite of the bunch." And this
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is controversial, which it shouldn't be
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because they are kind of the best. Sweet
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potato fries are the best fries. Anyway,
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what am I doing? I'm going to get all of
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the French fries that I can. I'm going
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to go to the local fast food chains
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around my area and I'm going to get the
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French fries and I'm going to eat them
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and I'm going to tell you which ones are
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good, which ones are bad, and which ones
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you can just are fine. I am going to go
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everywhere that I can. I have a peanut
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allergy. There's a lot of places I can't
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go. So, I don't want to see people being
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like, "Oh, but what about Five Guys?" I
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can't go there. They have peanuts there.
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So, I'm going to go to all the places
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that I can go. So, let's go. First place
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first is the classic McDonald's. Now, I
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do want to say before we get started
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that I'm going to order these and I'm
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going to eat them immediately. I'm not
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going to go to all the places and gather
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up all the fries and go back to back to
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back. I want the fries to be enjoyed and
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to be tasted in the in the way that God
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wants them to be, which is fresh out of
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the fryer. You know, I think it's unfair
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to judge them in a cold state. So, let's
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go. Oh, baby. I can put this on the
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business card cuz this is a video. Just
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the perks of being a YouTuber, you know.
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Eating some ass.
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Eating some ass.
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You ever eat some ass real quick? Just
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really quickly.
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Okay, where are to now? First of all,
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I'm going to take this Tropic Sprite and
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I'm going to put it in my ass cuz it's
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soing good.
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How come the McDonald's Sprite,
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specifically the tropical Sprite, how
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come it hits soing good? Good thing I
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have white seeds, if you know what I'm
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saying.
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I'm so sorry. So, let's see. This is a
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classic fry. All right.
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Seasoning
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is all right. Going to be honest with
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you. These are the on the weaker side of
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McDonald's fries that I've had. In my
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opinion, McDonald's has some of the best
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fast food fries out there. Keep in mind,
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can't have Five Guys, can't have
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Chick-fil-A. I don't even know if
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Chick-fil-A does fries. I personally,
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and again, this is all my opinion,
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folks. You can have a different opinion,
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so don't come crying to me when you're
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like, Ethan, I think that In-N-Out has
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the best fries. First of all, if you say
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that, you're wrong. In-N-Out fries suck.
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But this is all my opinion, okay? I wish
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they were crispier. They're a little
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flaccid. The thing that I like a lot
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about m about about Mr. McDonald's fries
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is how thin they are. I'm not in love
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with thicker fries, and that's because I
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like them crispy. M m. All right, I need
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to get on to the next location,
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which conveniently is right around the
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corner. 12 seconds later, we're already
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turning in to the great king of burgers.
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I can't remember the last time I went to
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Burger King, if I'm being completely
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honest with you. I think I've been to
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Burger King like five times in my entire
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life, literally. Anyway, that's besides
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the point. What I do remember from
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Burger King, I remember not liking their
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fries. I remember them being like wavy
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or something. I'm not going to wear my
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glasses anymore. I just They're too
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They're They're too much to handle with
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my with my mask. I'm taking my mask on
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and off. Hey, what's up?
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So, I'm going to
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God damn it. I'm going to have to go to
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In-N-Out.
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I hate going to In-N-Out. Not because
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it's not good, cuz it is good. It's
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overhyped because so many people when
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they come to California and so many
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people from California are like In-N-Out
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is so good. In-N-Out's fantastic. It's
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fine. It's fast food. Like, it's good.
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The fries suck though. But the issue
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with In-N-Out is not their food. I like
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their food. I enjoy it a lot. The issue
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is that everybody wants to go to
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In-N-Out. So, every time you go to
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In-N-Out, it's like a 45minute venture
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because the line is so long every single
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time. I've never been to an In-N-Out and
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have waited under 15 minutes in line.
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It's a long time. Well, thank you so
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much. Have a good one. All right, let's
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take this mask off now. I'm going to
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drive to the next location and I'm going
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to tell you my thoughts on the French
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fries. Here we go. First fry. It's a
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thicker French fry than what we're used
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to with the McDonald's fries. Okay.
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Pleasantly surprised. I realize right
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now that I never actually rated the
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McDonald's fries. I just ate them. I am
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going to put McDonald's fries on on a
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tier. I'm very surprised. Personally,
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Burger King, they're a little bit
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thicker. They're by no means thick
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fries. These are a little bit crispier
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than the McDonald's fries, which I'm
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very surprised about. I don't like them
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as much as the McDonald's fries. That
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being said, I think I'm going to put
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them on a tier as well. I like the
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McDonald's fries more. And again, I
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think I got a a shitty batch because I
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know that the McDonald's fries can and
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usually are better. But I'm putting them
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up on a tier, baby. I'm putting them up
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on a tier. All of my opinions in this
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video and all of my ratings for the
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French fries are subject to change.
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Okay? I just want to make sure that
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that's clear because I may mix around my
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ratings throughout the video because I
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may get a sick thing. My mom's calling
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me. It could change. BRB. All right,
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everybody place your bets on howing long
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this line is going to be. Oh, it's
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really long.
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This is going on forever. Forever. It
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snakes all the way around. This is why I
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don't come to In-N-Out Burgers. It takes
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a billion years. I'm only getting French
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fries. Oh my god. I'm only getting fries
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and I know that they're going to be like
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Dtier fries cuz I don't like their
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fries. They're sloppy and soggy.
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Going good. How are you
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doing? Fantastic. Thank you. I can get
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you started.
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Uh, can I just get a small fry?
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Waiting in line this whole time just for
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a small fry, dude. I got some.
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Thank you so much. Have a good one.
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Okay, after 45 years in line, I finally
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am out. What do we even do now? You
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know, navigate to Wendy's. The closest
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Wendy's is 20 minutes away. All right.
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Well, while we wait for this light Oh,
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it's in a basket. It's not even in a bag
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thing, so I can't even hold it up to
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show you what I'm even dealing with,
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dude. All right, In-N-Out fries.
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Actually, these are good. I feel like
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this whole time I've been like, In-N-Out
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fries are They usually are.
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They're usually floppy and sloppy and
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really, really bad. But this time,
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it's different. These In-N-Out fries are
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hitting different today, dude. What the
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Did they recently change their fries?
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Literally, every time I've had In-N-Out
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fries, they're just really bad. But
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these have a new
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aroma, a new flavor. These are just
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hitting different. They're crispy.
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They're seasoned well. What happened in
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an Out? I think the person making the
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fries this round just did a better job
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cuz normally they suck. Today's fries
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are going at S tier. These are the best
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fries I've had today. But that being
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said, I know what In-N-Out fries are
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usually like, and there are usually like
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Dtier fries. I'm having a dilemma where
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I don't want to give you misinformation
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and say, "Hey, In-N-Out has S tier
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fries." When usually they don't. Usually
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they have like C or D tier fries. I got
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to say, pleasantly surprised with the
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fries that I've obtained from In-N-Out
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today. Next up on the on the docket, I
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don't know how many more places we're
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going to hit. We're going to Wendy's and
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Jack in the Box. Wendy's. Jack in the
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Box. That might be it. I don't know.
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I'll see you in a minute. Dude, it's 12
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years later. I went to another Wendy's
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and they were closed. So, I had to
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travel farther down. After this, I think
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I'm going to do I'm going to do Jack in
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the Box and then maybe Shake Shack if I
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can find one that has a drive-thru
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because they're around here, but all of
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the ones that I know of don't have a
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drive-thru and I'm not going to go
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inside of a restaurant. I have to pee.
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That Sprite is hitting me. I wonder if
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everybody thinks that I'm weird because
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I have a um passenger seat that's just
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full of bags. Actually, I know the
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answer. Nobody cares. Wendy's,
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it's your time to shine. All right, I
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think these are the thickest fries so
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far. Thicker than thicker than what I'd
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like.
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These are Ctier. Those are Ctier for
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sure. They lack flavor. They're too
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fluffy on the inside, but not in an
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attractive way. And that's how I feel
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about it. I just I don't like them.
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They're very bland,
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and that's what gets me about them
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because the crisp and the crunch is
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pretty decent. But other than that, it
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just tastes like a potato, but poorly
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seasoned. Very bland. Doesn't make my
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mouth horny.
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And I want my mouth to be horny for
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more.
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On to the next place, Jack in the Box.
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Potentially the last place, but I don't
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know. Has this video been fun? Give it a
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like. All right, we about to turn in to
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our final destination. I hope I hope
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this video has been funny. It is our
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final destination. I can't find a Shake
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Shack near me that has a drive-thru and
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I'm not going in a restaurant. So,
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unfortunately, we won't get Shake Shack
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fries, which might be a little bit of a
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shame because from my memory, Shake
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Shack fries kind of slap. Here we go.
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The final destination and the final
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rating with the Jack in the Box fries.
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There is no line here. This is dope.
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Dude, I have to pee so bad, dude. I'm
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piss all over these fries. I'll piss in
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my own mouth if I can get the chance.
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All right, we've got in the final fries
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in it.
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The final showdown. They gave me two
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things of fries. They gave me two fries
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and one curly fries. All right, here we
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go. Here's the normie fries. Wow, these
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are boiling.
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Let me get one more fry in my mouth
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before I give you an accurate because my
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tongue was burned off for a second. So,
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the crisp is subpar.
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So, you're not hearing any crisp, and
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that's because there really isn't any
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crisp. They're undercooked. The
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seasoning is bland. And
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honestly, I don't like the taste of
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these potatoes. I don't know if it's the
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way that they're cut. I don't know what
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it is, but I don't like the taste of the
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potatoes themselves. They They taste
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weird. All right. Now, I got a bonus,
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which is the curly fry.
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All
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right.
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I definitely with these. Those are
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really good. It's all in the seasoning,
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baby. They're seasoned beautifully. They
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have a brilliant. Listen.
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Cooked wonderfully. The crispiness is on
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point. Look at this. Look at this hole.
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Wow.
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Oh,
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these are a brilliant French fry. Now,
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here's the one thing. I was just judging
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normal French fries today because
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there's a lot of other places that had
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other fries. I just got curly fries at
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Jack in the Box cuz I've had them before
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and they're really good and I kind of
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just wanted to eat them. So, these will
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not be included in the official fry
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rating because I think it is unfair.
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That is why I didn't get animal style
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fries at In-N-Out because obviously
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animal style is going to be so much
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better than normal French fries cuz
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there's so much more to work with. Can't
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put them on the thing, but I will give
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them an S tier, but Justin, take them
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off because they don't belong there
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because this is this is Crank Gameplays
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French fry tier list. Again, I've given
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you my opinion. It's bland. It's It's It
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tastes weird. It's like rancid. I am
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putting them at a D. Final scores here.
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At a D, we have the Jack in the Box
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French fries. At a C, we have the
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Wendy's French fries. At an A, we have
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the Burger King fries and the McDonald's
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fries kind of. And here's why. Is that
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the the Burger King fries are definitely
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at an A. They surprised me. They really
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really did. I'm putting them these fries
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at an A. These McDonald's fries at an A.
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Normally McDonald's fries would be at an
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S tier. I think McDonald's fries has
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some of the consistently the best fries
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in the game. Now we flip it around on
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its head a little bit. The reverse of
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this today's
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In-N-Out fries do take the championship
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for today's fries with an S tier. But
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normally they're hot sewage dog water.
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They're so bad. They're so flaccid.
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unenjoyable unless you get the animal
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style, which is just a vehicle for that
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other stuff. Normally, I would be rating
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In and Out fries at C tier. Anyway, I'm
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ending this video. You can tell how long
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I've been filming this by the sun and at
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the rate that it's dropping. So, I've
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got to go pee so bad. So, I'm going to
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go home. I'm going to pee. I hope that
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you enjoyed this journey. I really hope
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that this video is funny and good
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because I'm kind of afraid because the
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concept itself is just me eating fries.
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So hopefully it was funny. If you want
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more stuff like this, leave a like
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because that lets me know that you
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enjoyed it. Thank you so much for coming
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along today on this journey. I will see
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you guys
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I'll see you guys next year.
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