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Sep 5, 2025
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Hello everyone. What is going on? My
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name is Kaylee. Welcome back to my
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YouTube channel. A couple of days ago,
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my roommates and I and some of our
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friends were watching my old YouTube
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videos, which by the way are so much
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better than the YouTube videos I make
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now. Wait a minute before we start. Can
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we just appreciate this beautiful
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lighting right here? If y'all remember
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the tree, I bought this tree from Target
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that had built-in lights, like this
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little fun tree, right? Waffle chewed
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the wire of the tree. So, I went and
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bought extra long fairy lights to wrap
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around. And here we are. It's really I
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don't really Why do I say that? Look how
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cute like the um the light is like cuz
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the sun is setting cuz it's 4:00 in
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November. Um seasonal depression be like
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that. Anyways, I don't know what would I
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say. My roommates and I my roommates and
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I
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my roommates and I were watching some of
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my old videos and we came across one
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with the title. It's like I was eating
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fast food while while reading fast food
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reviews. We clicked on it. They were
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gagging. They were dying of laughter.
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They said, "Kaylee, you have to do a
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second part." Here we are. We're doing a
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second part. Today's fast food of choice
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is
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Burger King. It's crazy how like in just
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one year fast food has changed so much.
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There's all these meat alternatives and
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all that stuff. We have we have we have
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we have we have the Impossible Whopper
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with us today, you guys. Oh, also we
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have we have the mozzarella sticks cuz I
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was sitting there at the drive-thru
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window. I looked and I said,
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"I want those." So, here we are. The be
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Whoa. Why is this so tiny? Um, oh, this
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is the Whopper Jr. Wait a minute. Oh my
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god. Did they give me the wrong
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mad? gave me the regular Whopper. I'm
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not even kidding. I could cry right now.
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We got to go back.
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I'm going back. I'm going back. I'm
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going back.
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Listen, I know this is high maintenance
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on me, but I have to. I've been looking
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forward to this a [ __ ] way.
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Sometime later. Actually, a lot of time
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later, cuz I was stuck in that goddamn
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traffic. Oh my god. I don't want it to
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[ __ ] jump out of my goddamn skin.
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Okay, I'm back. I got it. Yes, [ __ ]
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I ate all the fries on the way home cuz
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I was so hungry. But here we are. The
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Impossible Whopper. Was stuck in
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traffic. Cried a little bit. Listened to
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a little bit of NPR. And we're here now.
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Let's try these babies. Oh my god,
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they're so hard. They're so hard.
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Pretty good. She comes with marinara
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sauce for today's video.
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Ooh, cold. Now we can officially get
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started. Today I'm going to be reading
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lovely and delightful fast food reviews
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whilst eating fast food. If you didn't
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see my video from over a year ago, I
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think I'm going to card it above so you
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can go check it out. It's actually so
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funny. Like I was watching it back and I
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was like, I'm funny as [ __ ] All right,
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guys. Look at that mothering thick. Oh,
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love that. We're going to pretend I
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didn't see that. Let's get started.
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We're going to be talking about
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McDonald's. Look at this. Looks like a
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real ass burger.
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Mhm. They hate to see it. They really
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do. I ordered two cheeseburgers with no
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onions.
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Onion. Extra pickles. I received two
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cheeseburgers.
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Cheeseburgers.
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Mhm. Yeah. Mhm. Here we have some
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marinara sauce for our literally Look at
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this.
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It is so hard.
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Oh my god.
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Oh my god. I'm so shy.
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So, Patricia gave this McDonald's three
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stars. Had to wait for them to make
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fresh coffee and no one offered me
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anything for my wait time. The cashier
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didn't greet us at all. Just said, "What
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would you like to order?" No smiling. Do
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these people not realize that like you
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are not entitled to a
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They're just trying to do their jobs.
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They're just trying to get about their
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day. Stop expecting things from people.
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You see, once you lower your
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expectation, nothing can disappoint you.
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And that's just how I live my life. My
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order was missing a sandwich. And I tell
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the woman that took my order that it's
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missing. And the first thing she says
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is, "No, we put it in there. It was a
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special order and wasn't in the bag."
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She had the cook to remake it. And he
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makes it a single when it was a double.
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So, another remake. Damn, he made these
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people remake your sandwich twice. Like
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they definitely spit in it. Like so
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crazy how the segue into this was me
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getting my order wrong. Did I pitch a
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fit?
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Biscuit was hard. McDonald's sucks. The
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variety sucks. Burger King is way better
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and the salads Oh, the eggs look like
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marshmallows. Actually, marshmallow was
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How do eggs look like marshmallows? That
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don't make no sense. Oh my god. These
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hard ass mozzarella sticks really do be
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sming. I do be [ __ ] with this
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marinara sauce.
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The BBQ sauce is so sweet. The ice cream
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machine doesn't work.
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That is not new news. Ice cream machine
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broke. Everything machine broke. Get
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with it. Expect it. Let's try the
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marinara sauce with the fry.
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Gross. Okay, now we're going to go to
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the Cookout. Cookout is so good. I think
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it's I'm not sure if they have Cookout
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everywhere, but it's basically like you
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can get so much food for like so little
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money. Yo, I love when a DJ cuz his
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picture is Yep, that's a DJ. Alex R from
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Indianapolis, who is a DJ. Cookout is so
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good. Like, if this place gave me
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diabetes, I wouldn't be mad.
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Wasn't even there 5 minutes before one
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of the 420 bums chilling in there came
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up and asked if I had money, then
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proceeded to ask if I had a phone
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charger. Like, bro, I am at a cookout
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for a reason. I'm broke as [ __ ] and
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there is no way in hell you're getting
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my phone charger. Whoever runs this
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place needs to kick the bums out so I
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can douse mayo all over my hot dog. And
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oh my god, look at that. Look at this
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bite. Look at all that mayo. And I love
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when mukmongers are like, "Oh my god,
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look about this. Look at this bite I'm
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about to take."
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So at this moment exactly, I heard some
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family friends come in upstairs and my
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mom was home, so I knew she would
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probably say that I was downstairs and
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they would probably want to go
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downstairs to say hi to me. And I
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started to panic, so I closed the
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blinds.
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Three fries. Good. Cheeseburger missing.
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Not on ticket. I also really like how
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when people write reviews, they they use
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three-worded sentences like went there,
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got order, left, had a fun time, ain't
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good, not good. Soda machine broken.
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Can't help the children. It's not that
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deep. And that's going to pe you. My
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burger did even have My burger did even
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have a bun.
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Fries were just My burger did even have
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a bun. I can't read. Oh my god, I'm
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exhausted. All right. Oh,
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I just want you guys like really quick
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to look at this presentation I'm making
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for you guys. This is like such a
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mukbangesque setup.
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Awesome milkshakes, hot dogs, and
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grilled chicken sandwiches. And then she
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put this photo of I think the inside of
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a quesadilla, but holy [ __ ] it is so
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gross.
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Kathy, girl, you gross. The least
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appetizing thing I've ever seen. Cheapo.
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Stomach sickly. Serving diabetes. You
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must gluttony in full swing. Not food.
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That was a haiku. That was poetry. I
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tried my hardest to find some
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Chick-fil-A reviews, but they're hard.
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They're hard to find. When you conduct
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any transaction, there should be a
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proper thank you, goodbye, or something.
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There was none of that. I sat for about
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a good minute or two after the tenant
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handed me my food in the drive-thru. I
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had to ask if that was it. She turned
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and said yes, then turned back. Okay,
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let's reenact this. I am the drive-thru
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lady and I am also the drive-thru
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attendant.
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Introducing a skit by me.
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Here's your food.
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That's how I saw that interaction going.
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Just call me a playright. We got
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[ __ ] Lon John Silver. The best
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place to get your damn shrimp, your damn
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You got damn damn damn. as good as it
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can get. Real. Next is Shownies.
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Shownies is a place that my parents and
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I and my sister used to go to as a kid.
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The salad bar is good. That's all I got.
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I would have to agree with you on that
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sentiment because the salad bar was A1.
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I will never eat at a shown again. It's
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been a long time since I have been to a
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shown. It is not because of their food.
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It's because they did not pay the rent
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in our property they lease from us. Um,
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Matthew says, "Found a cockroach in my
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eggs. I complained to the I complain
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I complain
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I complained I complained to the manager
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and he told me well at least it's a
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cooked cockroach and then walked away
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like nothing happened. That's cold.
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That's cold. Excellent customer service.
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Slower than molasses. You'd save more
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time taking a greyhound to Mexico. Well,
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good thing I'm not doing that. Over some
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godamn slow service, you okay? Boomer.
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Now, let's read some Panda Express. If I
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could give this zero, I would. There was
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steel wool in my food. I ordered food
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for Uberists. The chips arrived cold.
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You mean the fries? What are you? Why,
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you [ __ ] The hot fudge sundae only
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came partially with ice cream. And
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already I asked for it with extra fudge
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topping and nut. And how it looks in the
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photo practically did not put me Wait,
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what? I asked for it with extra fudge
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topping and nut. And how it looks in the
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photo practically did not put me
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toppings much. Oh my god, this [ __ ] is
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British. Okay, we got it. We got this. I
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ordered food. I ordered food from Uber
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Eats. The chips arrived cold. The hot
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fudge sundae already came practically
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with ice cream and already I asked I
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asked for it with extra fudge topping
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and nut and how it looks in the photo
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practically did not put me toppings much
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less the nut.
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Please hire one person that cares
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Whopper. All I am saying they're
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probably talking about the about the the
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impossible whopper. That [ __ ] is good.
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got [ __ ] in here.
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Just recently, I visited my local
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Chick-fil-A. Very nice customer service,
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extremely passionate about the drastic
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change in sauce packaging. It was nice
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to see someone really caring for the
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aesthetic of the customer views, which
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is a very normal review, but the photo
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they attach is what got me. It's
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literally a photo of this boy and where
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his lip is, it says Ethan Dolan.
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So, I don't know what's that about.
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Aquaf experience. Well, she got my order
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wrong. Gouda cheese wasn't melted.
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Just distasteful. Hello, my name is
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Terry and the waiters act like they're
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death sometimes in bathrooms are
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disgusting. Put it in reverse, Terry.
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Put in reverse, Terry.
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All right, guys. Well, I think that's
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all the reviews I'm going to be reading
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tonight. Thank you for watching. Leave
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this video a thumbs up and a comment and
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tell me your favorite fast food places
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on Earth. It's getting really dark and I
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am done. Goodbye. by my march.
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