The NBA Trade Deadline’s Biggest LOSERS

All right, here are the top five losers of an absolutely wild NBA trade deadline

And loser number one is Trey Young. I just don't know what the Hawks are doing. Like, they've been so mid for so long, and now they trade Hunter and Bogdanovich

But keep Capella. If I'm Trey Young, I'm demanding a trade to the Magic the first thing this summer

Loser number two is the Utah Jazz. They're just so overprotective of all of their guys

Like, why is Colin Sexton still on this team? Another huge loser, the Phoenix Suns

I mean, they struck out on Jimmy Butler. Now it's going to be awkward in the locker room because they almost traded KD

Then they end up trading a first-round pick just to get rid of Nurkic

This team is going to be so bad in a few years. Dennis Schroeder is definitely a loser too

I mean, he's been passed around more in the last 24 hours than Lily Phillips

Also compared the trade deadline to slavery. So my final loser is the Dallas Mavs

And I'm not even talking about that trade. Quentin Grimes and a pick for Caleb Martin who's now out for three weeks

we gotta send Nico Harrison to the gulag bro