NJ Cops Win "Slowest Foot Pursuit Ever" After Capturing Runaway Tortoise

New Jersey law enforcement faced their most unhurried suspect yet! Officers with the Monroe Township Police Department in Gloucester County found themselves in a hilarious "high-speed" foot pursuit—well, tortoise speed—after a large pet sulcata tortoise named Michelangelo (aka Mikey) went on an unauthorized stroll near Church and Academy Streets.