Ranking The Worst Pizza Toppings Of All Time!

What are we eating

Jesus Christ, I'm excited. It's actually really spicy. Hey guys, I'm Jack O'Shea

And I'm Mikaela Pascal. And this is Ranked vs. Ranked, the show where we each rank our top five favorite things

about an exciting topic and then you tell us who made the best list. Today, Mikaela, we are going to be ranking, this is going to be very heated by the way

the top five worst pizza tacos. If there's one thing, there's two things I am. Indecisive. Yes

And pretty picky. Yes. Guys, you can relate, right? Women. Women. Girls, am I right

What's your number five, sister? My number five is actually good old pineapple

Pineapple. Now I know this is probably one of the biggest, stupidest debates online of all time

The stupidest debate. It's when people really want to feel like they have a quirky opinion

Yeah. They bring up the pineapple on pizza. People are dying. Yeah, shut the f*** up

Shut the f*** up. I'm not even a hater. It's like, I'm not going to order it, but I'll eat it

Someone serving it at a birthday party. You're at the bowling alley. I'm going to take a slice

You're not going to say no. Yeah, I will say it's my number five, because if I think about it for too long

it will start to gross me out. If I'm like, the textures are just too different between warm bread

and kind of like slimy. Why pineapple of all the fruits? See, I don't mind it

I don't. Yeah, that's the thing. I don't mind it. I just don't really. This is a lot of pineapple for one slice. Pineapple

That's quite enough. An indifference is worse than hate. So my number five is jalapeno

This is a popular one. I wouldn't have even thought about this as a pizza topping

Why should pizza be spicy or sour? It's not that it's spicy

It's a jalapeno. Actually, it just kind of tastes gross. I could do a jalapeno popper

That's fine. Dip it in ranch. That's a good time. Well it because ranch is good Let be real That true Ranch and big frying stuff Yeah I just don want any spice on pizza It like if a really small toddler was like punching you in the knee

Yeah, it's uncomfortable. And you're like, is somebody hitting me right now

And it's like, oh, yeah, that's not a big deal, but like maybe don't hit me, I guess

I don't know. I'm going to take a bite of this guy. Jesus Christ, wait a second

It's actually really spicy. So my number four is shockingly tomatoes. Which, I get it, there's tomatoes in the sauce

I don't want a chunk of tomato on my pizza. Really quick, this is also my number four

There's already tomatoes in pizza! Which one of you sick was like

tomato's the best part. Yeah, I have more cheese. Yeah. I want the cheese

Give me more crust. It's a perfect balance of cheese, tomato sauce, and the bread, the crust

Perfectly balanced, is all things should be. If you're gonna with the balance

The ecosystem is all off. Do not up the tomato. Yeah, no one wants that

The tomato is just what technically makes it not a grilled cheese. Yeah. We're just not a tomato girl

What are we eating us? Why do we ever eat anything that's the worst? We did the worst candy episode. Why did we do that

And if one of you kids tells me that actually tomatoes are fruit one more time

I know. I was also a 10-year-old at one point. And it also blew my mind

You're a vegetable. Fruit. I'm a fruit. So my number three is a controversial one, I think. Mm-hmm. Sausage

Pour the double cheese and sausage. Right here, dude. I'm not a sausage girl

I guess I will eat it on an everything pizza. But I'll kind of flick them off the pizza a little bit

I actually love sausage. I know you do. I hate sausage. In the debate of sausage or bacon it really one Bacon winning I actually team sausage Which is crazy because you used to eat a bucket of bacon a day It was more convenient to make than sausage I always been like if I going to Denny and they like you want sausage and bacon

I'm like, can I actually replace the sausage with the bacon? That's what I always say

No sausage for this girly. No habla sausage. No. I'm going to take a bite though

I like sausage. Sausage. Yeah. It's fine, but like. I just don't like sausage

Funnily enough, my number three is ham. That's my number two. Yeah, I'm not a ham guy

People who eat ham sandwiches are psychos. Being a dog and eat turkey. Or be a man and eat roast beef

Why not just eat a tire at that point? Kind of like in the pineapple round

where it's like, if it's out, I guess I'll eat it. But I would never, I would kind of pick around it

So I would kind of be like, I would prefer the cheese pizza under here. Like to me, it's kind of the cantaloupe of the meats

cantaloupe when you get a fruit salad or something. When that's in there and you're like, no, no, give me the strawberries and the grapes

and the apples and the good fruit. It's like, I like meats, ham, okay fine, I'll eat it

but the sausage, the bacon, the chicken, go with the steak or something

Get a pepperoni. This is like a cold, uncooked pepperoni is what ham is

I never got with people like, oh, we're having ham. What? Turkey

What's your number two? My number two, and this is gonna be the most controversial with you is black olives

I love. There's so many on this pizza. I love black olives

This is my favorite pizza topping of all time. It's my favorite snack of all time. I'll just crack open a can of olives

I'll put them on all my fingers, and I'm sucking on. People either are like I love olives or they hate them I hate them You eating them like it candy They delicious Let me take a bite Just to remind myself Just to remind yourself Yeah ooh But when you eat it it not just the solid

Your mouth fills with olive, even the air in your mouth. It's like a tasty treat for later

It's a nightmare for later. I feel like there's no way that our number one isn't the same

I almost guarantee that number one's the same. The fact that this is a pizza topping period is insane to me

Three, two, one. Anchovies. Yeah, this makes no sense to me. Who the f*** eats anchovies

You put anchovies on this thing and you're in big trouble, okay? These are like crickets of the sea

And this is the one that I'm gonna refuse to try? I'm also gonna refuse because literally the smell alone makes me wanna hurl

I like scooted this away from me just now because holy s***. I'm okay with the smell

My issue with the anchovies, I like seafood. Why'd you pick the smallest fish

Yeah, I feel like they're like crunchy, right? Like what? If you put salmon on it, I'd be like

That would make more sense to me. You're eating a part of the salmon. Salmon are big, tuna are big, putting those fish there

That goes along with the ham thing. Where it's like, okay, it's a legit meat, that makes sense

Yeah. If it's the anchovy, you're basically putting the full anchovy, even though I know it's like, oh, it's stripped down

or whatever, it's like, I feel like I'm eating the fish's eyes. Yeah

They're this big, and that's how big they are on the pizza. What do you gain from eating an anchovy

Isn't that the main economy in cladding the chance of meatballs? Yes

Anchovies, or are they sardines? Baby Brink sardine cannery closed for good, right after everyone in the world realized that sardines are super gross

Honestly, until you just said both in the same sentence, I think I've been using them in a minute

Maybe anchovies look like French for sardines. That's to say, but holy crap, I hate this

All right, guys, well, there you have it. Those were, in our opinion, the worst pizza toppings

Pineapple and olive? Sweet and salty