Ranking the Sexiest Cartoon Characters of All Time! (STRANGE)

You're just watching this and you're a seven-year-old Jack and you're like, I kind of want this bunny

I feel like I've had this list in my head since I was a kid. I was going to say, I feel like everybody sort of has that list where you're like

is it weird that this cartoon is doing it for me? No, there is already a list over at Ranker.com and we'll be comparing our answers with the general public

What's your number five? My number five is actually Aladdin. I feel like this is just a classic

Every girl growing up was like, Aladdin's kind of doing it for me right now

He's kind of just wearing like an open vest, which is interesting. I don't know if the man came up to me on the street with an open vest if I'd really enjoy that so much, but in animated form, I'm into it

And hammer pants as well. Yeah, see that I can kind of get past. Yeah. The barefoot is something I might be a little bit like, mm

You'd be kind of like, wash your feet. Yeah, but I don't know. Aladdin was like a, when you're, you know, a young gal watching it, and it's like he's very athletic and a boy in love. Yeah

And that's all very sexy and they just, I don't know, they animate him very cute. What's your number five

Well, it's funny you say that because my number five, which was Ranker's number 17, was Princess Jasmine

She almost made my list too. I don't even know if I've ever actually seen Aladdin

All I know is that when you go to Disney World or Disneyland

they have the people in the mascot costumes and stuff. And let me tell you

She can do it for you. There was a lot of dads with their daughters saying to her

honey, you go get the big chicken turkey leg. I'll wait with our little baby girl for Jasmine

I'll wait with our daughter, yeah. She's got like the belly dancer chic, like that's sort of that outfit

And like she's got a tiger and that ass. That's one of like, I'm trying to think, like there's that movie, Pocahontas, and probably Tarzan

Are there three movies where they're like, you know what, we're going to show some skill. But yeah, Princess Jasmine kind of had to be up there

Yeah, definitely. My number four, you can't have an animated character list without Gaston

My whole thing watching the movies back is like yeah he cocky but like he not a bad guy No he trying to save her They paint him as the villain Yeah he a little cocky about it but like sue him He got to get in the mode There a reason he cocky He awesome

And you're the greatest hunter in the whole world. I know. The whole village has a song about him

Do you know what I do like about his get up? What? Is that he wears like a short sleeve shirt

but he also has gloves on. Well, yes. Because he works with his hands

He's a working man, OK? He's not Prince Charming. Prince Charming was born into this

Gaston ate two dozen eggs to get that big. Now that he's that old, he ate three dozen eggs

That's like the best song ever. I'd say number four. My number four, shockingly, was number 121

And it was Velma Dinkley from Scooby-Doo. If I'm being totally honest, cartoon-wise

Daphne's hotter. They drew Daphne hotter. Yeah. But Velma has to be one of the number one most used

costumes on Halloween. Like, you kind of build in this weird attraction to Velma

over time, especially in college, when there's like, there's a bunch of girls dressed as sexy Velma. Jinkies

Yeah, cause it's like, she's not Daphne where it's like, oh, she's obviously like sexy

It's like Velma, it's like, she's the nerdy type. Has the mini skirt, she's got it all

You know what else I like about her? She has a nice big sweater on, so she kind of leaves something to the imagination

But she still shows leg. I'm imagining it's sort of like a Christina Hendricks

from Mad Men type thing where it's like, it's like she's just, bam! Yeah, you're like, oh maybe she's carrying around

some extra holiday weight. It's like, nope, she's got triple E's under there

This is such an aggressive episode. It's cartoons. It's cartoons. If anyone was offended by this episode, they're cartoons

They're cartoons. They're drawn. We wouldn't say this about actual people. Yeah. What's your number three

My number three is actually, I feel like a show you might have missed

It might have just been out of your age group. Danny Phantom. I loved Danny Phantom

It's kind of part of the vampire fad thing a little bit

But it's like, this guy's actually a ghost. And that's a whole other thing. His parents created this machine that can turn them all into ghosts and then back into people Basically if I getting this correctly you attracted especially to Danny Phantom ghost Danny Phantom Yes I like that because he goes from a brunette normal boy to he suddenly has silver hair and green eyes and cool powers

And it's like, okay. He suddenly looks like he's in My Chemical Romance. Yeah, he's kind of like an emo boy and he's wearing a nice spandex suit

I feel like the girlies get it. He's a phantom. With those powers and stuff, what else can you make

What else can you do? What's your number three? So my number three is Ranker's number 20, Queen Elsa

It kind of goes with the powers thing too, and the fact that she might have the best voice

You know what, I didn't think about that, but I get that, I get that a lot. She has the like, icy blonde thing

She's not like a natural blonde, it's like, I process my hair a lot, I'm a material girl

She's letting it go, and you're just like, keep strutting. And there's just something to like

is she gonna dominate me? She might, she might freeze ya. You know? There's a little bit of danger with her. Yeah

That's kinda fun. That's hot. It's like knowing that like, you could freeze me to death at any moment

Or you could just make me a snowman friend. Sexy. So that's my number three. What's your number two

My number two is Ranker's number 23. Shockingly, I feel like you should be much higher

Shego from Kim Possible. Yeah. She was my growing up. I loved her

She has like this big, like jet black hair that's like kind of curled and like it's long

She has this catsuit thing on that's like the half black, half neon green

She's also bad. I love a villain. Villain women, sexy. She is kind of like the sidekick to the bad guy

but she's always clearly the smartest person in the room still. Oh, yeah. She's in charge of him

I quit! She go away, don't go! There's something about the bad character where it's like

what are you going to do? Because you don't play by the rules. No Oh no I hope you don tackle me Get on top of me My number two was ringer number 19 Lola Bunny That a good one That almost made my list She almost made my list out of solidarity of the fact that they took away her sexy In Space Jam 2 that not my Lola

No, but Lola Bunny, when you're a kid, it's like the reason why she was so sexy

I don't know if they had this in the new one because I couldn't watch the new one because it was terrible. She came in, she's like, I'll play

I'd like to try out for the team. And she does this kind of like. Like a little butt wiggle. Yeah

Little sway the hips. And then just beats about basketball because she's Lola Bunny

And you're just watching this and you're seven-year-old Jack and you're like this bunny. Yeah, why am I kind of into this like humified bunny? Why are her ears in a ponytail

I don't know, but I like it. Yeah, her ears are. Yeah. Honestly, this is starting to freak me out

The more you think about it, the weirder it gets. Yeah, what is your number one? My number one is Ranker's number two

The classic Jessica Rabbit. When you think of sexy and when you think of sexy cartoons, you think of Jessica Rabbit

They put her in like a floor length like sparkly red gown like with the leg slit and it's like

Ooh, she does legs only and I like that like basically her cartoon style was like created kind of when it was like

Oh, you you don't really want the curves, but they made this cartoon character like she's got little waist, hips, ass, and boobs

And it's like that's a woman right there And she has like this big thick like swooped red hair and the purple eye shadow

They drew her to be like a temptress You don't know how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do

What's your number one? My number one, I had to go with it, it's Ranker's number nine, it's Elastigirl

Obviously, there's the memes and everything, her butt is ridiculous. You know what though? You think she chooses to have her butt like that

That's the other part of it. Yeah. Because if she can stretch, I think I'd be like that too

It's like, what roleplay you feel like doing tonight? I'll be anything you want

Turn yourself into a boat. You can motorboat a boat. You just can't beat a Pixar mom

She's a MILF. I think you need to be more... flexible