Ranking The Best And WORST Soups Of All Time!
Aug 19, 2025
What is your favorite soup?
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We are going to be ranking the top five soups
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Very controversial topic. Very controversial. Are bisques included? Are stews included? Chavis
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Is cereal soup? No. We're going to be ranking the top five soups of all time
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But we're going to be doing this a little bit differently. Instead of doing our rankings, we're going to be guessing your rankings
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That's right. We have been given in random order the top 10 best soups of all time
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according to ranker.com. and it is going to be our job to guess what the top five are in the correct order if we can
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If one of our guesses is in the top five, we get a point. If we guess the exact position, like if we guess that the number one soup of all time is blah, blah, blah
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and it happens to be the number one soup according to Ranker.com, we get two points
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If it's not in the top five. Zero points. Zero points. No soup for you
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Wow, that's never been. Like a relevant quote. Yes. What's your number five
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What do you think the number five is? My guess is that number five is going to be lobster bisque
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Personally, I don't like lobster bisque. I'm not the biggest seafood gal, but I know that a lot of people like lobster bisque
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We went out to dinner. I had the lobster bisque. We went back to my place, yada, yada, yada
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I don't like seafood because when I eat fish, I see fish, and I love fish
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She stands up for the fish. Someone's got to stand up for the fish. She's a reverse pescaterian
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She eats all three butt fish because she feels bad for fish. I love fish
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Ooh, fish. Right on. What do you think number five is My number five I went with the beef stew OK It was the one real beef soup I just feel like there got to be people out there who are like beef stew
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I'm all about the beef stew. I love that's a stew. Yeah. Boy, I think you want some of your famous beef stew
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Beef stew. No, no, no, no. I put number four. I'm guessing it's gumbo
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Because that feels like a thing where it's fun to order. It's fun when you have it
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It feels like an atmosphere thing a little bit. Yeah. And I think if you put that word out there, people are like, oh yes, of course, love gumbo
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Good gumbo. I mean, plus if even so, like 10% of the voters are from Louisiana, it's gumbo's, maybe number one
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Best gumbo I've ever tasted. My number four is lobster bisque. Yeah, I was shocked that clam chowder, specifically New England clam chowder, wasn't in the top ten
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Because it's the best soup. Plus when the way people from Boston say it, chowder
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Chowder. I mean, what are you, chowder head? So cute. Come on. Everybody from Boston is just so adorable
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So cute. Just like your mother. Oh, there you go. Are you going to take a swing at me
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Is there you take a swing at your old man? Is that what it is? Come on, you a man now? That's why I put lobster biscuit there as sort of like a
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Like a placeholder for the chowder. My number three, I put French onion soup. Mmm
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I'd be losing their over French onion soup. Let me tell you. Let me tell you
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I love good French onion soup. And for a long time, I didn't even really like onions. But now, but also it also just looks good on a plate
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It looks like, oh, so fancy. Look at your little French onion soup
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Yeah. Well, hello, Mr. Fancy Pants. My number three, I went with tomato soup
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A dangerous soup to eat if you are wearing anything that not red Yes Because boy does that stain A memoir of my life written in red ink we don choose to have tomato soup no it chooses to have you that true i i don know what the
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difference is between tomato soup and just tomato sauce i think it's just they put it in a bowl
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all those all the like italian food things pasta pizza same ingredients would cook it different yeah
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i put tomato soup as my number two the same reasons it's just so damn good i think probably
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the soup I have most often, just because it's like, if you see it, you're like, I'll have
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tomato soup with a grilled cheese. It pairs nicely with things. It pairs. You know why it pairs so well with a grilled cheese
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Why? Because it's a f***ing sauce, and sometimes you're like, it's a tip of your grilled cheese
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in tomato sauce. Okay, for number two, I put a French onion soup. For the same reasons you did
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It's a soup. It tastes delicious. It's a soup that they could serve at a wedding, and you'd be like, classic
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It is a good wedding soup. It's got kind of a reputation to it, and it's a good one
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It's a mature soup. It is a mature soup. I don't think it's a number one. I think we'll probably have the same number one
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I think we will too. Should we stay at number one at the same time? Because I'm pretty confident we can say one
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I'm pretty sure too. Okay. Three, two, one. Chicken noodle soup. Yeah, it's just..
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I think when you think of the word soup, I think you just think of chicken noodle soup
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Yeah. So I think it's fair to say. It's going to be everyone's number one
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I don't even think it's the best soup though. I don't either, but I love a good chicken noodle soup
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But with a chicken noodle soup, like, I mean, that's not a meal. That's a bunch of noodles and chicken that you just kind of..
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It's like chicken noodle pasta, except I'm gonna put a bunch of hot water on it
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Like you're really scooping around by the end, and in the end you just have a bowl of water. And you just drink it
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And it's delicious. It just reminds me of being a kid when you're sick
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and the most classic thing to eat is chicken noodle soup Did you ever read any of the chicken noodle soup for the soul books No but I know what you talking about Chicken noodle soup for the teenage soul got me through some tough times
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For the teenage soul. Oh my god, there's some of it is so sad. But like, you're like, okay
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The best part about chicken noodle soup for the soul? You just want chicken noodle soup? It does
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Mmm, noodle soup. All right, should we compare our answers? Or see how good we did
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Let's see our answers. Let's see how good we did. Okay, so number five, chicken dumpling soup
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How did I ever put that? I don't know. I don't think I've ever had chicken dumpling soup
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I might have had it, and I just thought this is chicken noodle soup. Yeah, maybe. Number four was tomato soup
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Tomato soup was number four, so we each get a point, because you didn't put that as number four, right? 1.1 point
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Number three, French onion soup, which you put as? Number three! So I have three points. OK
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Yeah, so you have three. I have two, because I got French onion soup as my number two
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So I haven't nailed one yet. Number two, chicken soup. Is that different than chicken noodle soup
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Number one was beef stew! Whaaat? Which means, so we both got a point for having chicken noodle soup, and then I got beef stew right on my list
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Even though beef stew people put number one, that's right. Beef, beef, beef. So we're tied at four points
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Whoever gets the next point down the list wins. Yes. Number six, cream of potato. Neither of us put that on
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Okay, number seven? Number seven, chili kind of corn. Neither of us put it on
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Don't put it on. lobster bisque, both of us put that on, right? Yeah, so we have five to five
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Five points there. And number nine is Dumbo, so you wait, you get the last point
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I wait, you get the last point. She's the soup queen. I'm surprised we got so many points this time around
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Yeah, soups are easier to guess. You guys are so predictable with your soups
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